DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/11/2010    Duedate: 10/23/2010

CALEAM ARENA

DM-26    TURN-640

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PASCELLA
GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4800) [29-4-1,92]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PASCELLA                       POSITION IS EMPTY
GOLDEN CANYON (290)            
(26-4800) [29-4-1,92]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CONDI RICE                     ALFREDA CREME
FIRST LADIES (482)             GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4808) [11-16-2,51]         (26-4827) [11-3-3,84]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GOLDEN CANYON (290)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GOLDEN CANYON (290)         30
2. ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)          13      GOLDEN CANYON (290)
3. FIRST LADIES (482)           5      Unchartered Team

                                       WERDZ I KAN'T SPEL (342)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      781 913 30 46.1   1/ 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      12  3 1
 2/ 1 ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)        11  13  1 45.8   2/ 2 ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)        3  4 0
 3/ 3 FIRST LADIES (482)        39  69  4 36.1   3/ 4 FIRST LADIES (482)        1  8 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 327): DEAD LEE of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 656): MINUTE STEAK of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 655): TIPPI TURTLE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 640): LUGER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 644): PLATE SHIFT of DISASTERS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 639): THE LEAD PIPE of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 639): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 637): STRIPE of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 601): EARTH of CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 598): SYKLONE SEQUEL of THE STORM FRONT (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 589): BROTHER JEROME of FANDILS (Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 275): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 485): BONNIE BARROW of BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 228): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 541): NIXIE SEASPRITE of SCARLET KNIGHTS (Armalias Skyhawk)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 327): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 656): ANIMAL FARM (Minos, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 655): THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 640): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr,(
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 644): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 369): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 639): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 637): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 601): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 598): THE STORM FRONT (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 589): DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 275): PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 485): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 228): BOMBS AWAY (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 541): SUPERIOR FATHER et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 327): DEAD LEE of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 656): MINUTE STEAK of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
                               BLACK BEE of ANIMAL FARM (Minos, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 638): ANEURISM of DARK FORCES (The Walkin' Dude, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Dear Alfreda just didn't understand her audience.  Now, *I* knew exactly what I
was doing, and exactly what would cause M. Chardinee to melt at the knees.

                                      Pascella

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in 
CALEAM.  Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  Hey 
everybody, watch out for JELLIA BOONE, who flew up 11 points in the rankings after 
mashing ELENORE ROOSEVELT like a melon.  Keep your eye on this gal.  Well, 
everybody's pal PASCELLA moved hers record to 29-4-1 by defeating KUNG-FU MASTER in 
the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 3 recognition points.  An apple a day keeps 
the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad GOLDEN  CANYON?  Big bad GOLDEN 
CANYON.  Big bad GOLDEN CANYON.  CALEAM's afraid of the big bad GOLDEN CANYON.  Tra 
la la la la!  Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch ZOMBIE SQUAD's act in the arena. 
Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from GOLDEN CANYON.   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they 
will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     Well, there's the manager of the CALEAM giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Okay, so I may not be the world's 
best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Its been real, 
and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PASCELLA 4800                29   4  1    92       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALFREDA CREME 4827           11   3  3    84       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 OVAELLA JUNE 4823            13   2  0    76       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GAMBIT 4826                   6   0  0    58       ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CONDI RICE 4808              11  16  2    51       FIRST LADIES (482)
 JACKIE O 4807                 9  18  0    45       FIRST LADIES (482)
 ELENORE ROOSEVELT 4804        6  21  0    39       FIRST LADIES (482)
 JELLIA BOONE 4840             5   0  0    36       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPUD LOOMIS 4839              3   2  0    26       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CARDIO 4846             0  1 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 384     HIGH ELF              640  NONE
SEE YA 4849             0  1 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 384     BANDIT PRINCE         640  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

That woman!  Last time, the Virginal Concubine said my sauce was so rich that she
would just DIE if she ate it, and she did.  Not that I forced it down her throat!
And this time she came back and kicked me!  Who was the one who insisted on EATING
it, anyway? -- Alfreda Creme the Ill-Used

Elenore Roosevelt -- I was thinking... Devilish Eggs.  A favorite of mine. -- Ovaella
June

Polite Beggar, bah.  Let him eat potato peels. -- Spud Loomis

I would not trust that scribe to write down one of MY recipes. -- Jellia Boone

27 September 10
Note -- We are still looking for additional teams in Arvat, DM 32.  I still have a
number of good team rollups available FREE for whoever wants one.
     Contact the Devil Advocates ASAP to join the fun!  You can either reach me by
diplo or on the RSI site.
     Also, whoever sent me the diplo with no name on it requesting a rollup /
information on how to get into Arvat, I'm embarassed to admit that the diplo slipped
out of my folder and was lost.  Please just send me another one with your mailing
address and I'll get a rollup to you ASAP.  Sorry about that!

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SEE YA was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
CARDIO was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
PASCELLA overcame KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute one-sided Title match.
ALFREDA CREME unbelievably bested VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 2 minute brawl.
OVAELLA JUNE bested KUNG-FU MASTER in a 3 minute fight.
GAMBIT savagely defeated JACKIE O in a 2 minute bloody match.
CONDI RICE unbelievably bested SPUD LOOMIS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ELENORE ROOSEVELT was unbelievably bested by JELLIA BOONE in a 5 minute match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         LUNGING ATTACK     6 -   0 -  0     100  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -   2 -  0      83  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL     13 -   7 -  3      65  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         TOTAL PARRY       14 -  12 -  1      54  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  17 -  1      23  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  10 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         AIMED BLOW         0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 640 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      PASCELLA 4800              29   4  1   92 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
WALL OF STEEL    ALFREDA CREME 4827         11   3  3   84 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    OVAELLA JUNE 4823          13   2  0   76 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
LUNGING ATTACK   GAMBIT 4826                 6   0  0   58 ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CONDI RICE 4808.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ALFREDA CREME 4827.  The ten other most popular fighters were OVAELLA JUNE 4823, 
GAMBIT 4826, ELENORE ROOSEVELT 4804, PASCELLA 4800, SEE YA 4849, CONDI RICE 4808, 
SPUD LOOMIS 4839, CARDIO 4846, JACKIE O 4807, and JELLIA BOONE 4840.

The least popular fighter this week was JELLIA BOONE 4840.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were JACKIE O 4807, CARDIO 4846, SPUD LOOMIS 4839, CONDI RICE 4808, 
SEE YA 4849, PASCELLA 4800, ELENORE ROOSEVELT 4804, GAMBIT 4826, OVAELLA JUNE 4823, 
and ALFREDA CREME 4827.