DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/06/2010    Duedate: 12/18/2010

CALEAM ARENA

DM-26    TURN-644

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PASCELLA
GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4800) [33-4-1,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PASCELLA                       BAKED FRATSFA
GOLDEN CANYON (290)            SHEWISH BUFFET (483)
(26-4800) [33-4-1,109]         (26-4818) [7-1-0,58]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CONDI RICE                     OVAELLA JUNE
FIRST LADIES (482)             GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4808) [13-18-2,59]         (26-4823) [16-3-0,92]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GOLDEN CANYON (290)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SHEWISH BUFFET (483)        26
2. GOLDEN CANYON (290)         10      GOLDEN CANYON (290)
3. FIRST LADIES (482)           4      Unchartered Team
4. ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)           0
                                       SHEWISH BUFFET (483)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      796 918 30 46.4   1/ 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      12  3 0
 2- 2 ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)        12  15  1 44.4   2/ 2 FIRST LADIES (482)        2  7 0
 3/ 3 FIRST LADIES (482)        42  78  4 35.0   3/ 4*SHEWISH BUFFET (483)      2  8 0
 4/ 4*SHEWISH BUFFET (483)       7  25  0 21.9   4- 3 ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)        0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 329): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 660): PURPLE PIG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 659): TIPPI TURTLE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 643): LUGER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 647): PINK TACO of SWEET BLISS (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 644): INDIGO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 643): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 641): MA MILLER of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 605): HEART of CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 602): THE WAIT of THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 593): OLIVER of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 277): TORTURING TULIP of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 488): BONNIE BARROW of BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 230): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 545): TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD of SCARLET KNIGHTS
                                        (Armalias Skyhawk, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 329): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 660): ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 659): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 644): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 647): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 643): DARK FORCES (The Walkin' Dude, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 643): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 641): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 605): CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 602): THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 593): FANDILS (Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 277): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 488): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 230): NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 545): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 646): JASMINE of SILVER BLADES (Madwand, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 640): ISPEP of RANDOM (?, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 601): MONSOON MAYHEM of STORM FRONT (Storm Lord, mgr.)
                             EL NINO of STORM FRONT (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 592): ROSEBUD of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
                             BINGO LITTLE of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 277): TORTURING TULIP of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     A good try, Gambit, but I've got bread in the oven and couldn't have vacated the
kitchen today regardless.  Come by in a while for fresh-out-of-the-oven samples.

                                      Pascella

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, in CALEAM a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets poor.  
So bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news.  And let's see, SPUD LOOMIS fought 
JACKIE O and gained 15 points and contributed to GOLDEN CANYON's 4-1-0.  ALFREDA 
CREME has lost to VIRGINAL CONCUBINE, falling 15 points, while helping make GOLDEN 
CANYON a 4-1-0 turn.  The attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and 
PASCELLA remains CALEAM's top warrior for another turn.  Tell me, is nothing sacred?  
I have heard from unimpeachable sources that The Warty Toad uses trolls in their 
stew.  Talk about gristle!   
     Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.' 
Inscrutable, but true.   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  A brave warrior does not carry a 
red shield, he has nothing to cover or hide when the fight is over.  Consider well.   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your 
swords sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to 
paper-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PASCELLA 4800                33   4  1   109       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OVAELLA JUNE 4823            16   3  0    92       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GAMBIT 4826                   7   2  0    90       ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)
 ALFREDA CREME 4827           14   4  3    85       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JELLIA BOONE 4840             9   0  0    60       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 CONDI RICE 4808              13  18  2    59       FIRST LADIES (482)
 BAKED FRATSFA 4818            7   1  0    58       SHEWISH BUFFET (483)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACKIE O 4807                10  21  0    51       FIRST LADIES (482)
 SPUD LOOMIS 4839              4   5  0    47       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 ELENORE ROOSEVELT 4804        6  25  0    44       FIRST LADIES (482)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SNACK 1 4856            0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 483   SHEWISH GIANT         644  NONE
SNACK 2 4857            0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 483   SPYMASTER             644  NONE
SNACK 3 4858            0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 483   MOUNTAIN TROLL        644  NONE
SNACK 4 4859            0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 483   HIGH ELF              644  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Hmm, how about... Noodles Chardinee?  It's a new recipe I'm developing. -- Alfreda
Creme

Somehow, the Khalhums Dwarf didn't seem to appreciate my Devilish Eggs.  But they're
GOOD. -- Ovaella June
P.S.  He just has no palate, which must make it hard to paint.

Condi Rice -- Time to get you fried, lady. -- Jellia Boone

Jackie O -- Every time I turn around, people are talking about oats.  I get tired of
that!  What can oats do that potatoes can't do better? -- Spud Loomis
P.S.  Besides oatmeal, and who'd WANT to do it better?

We salute the tourney participants. -- Jorja and the Golden Canyon chefs
P.S.  And when is the Shewish Buffet going to put on a full meal?

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SNACK 4 was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SNACK 3 was viciously butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
SNACK 1 was easily killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
SNACK 2 was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
PASCELLA viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a 6 minute brutal veteran's Title fight.
ALFREDA CREME was viciously subdued by VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 2 minute brawl.
OVAELLA JUNE overpowered CONDI RICE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided struggle.
JELLIA BOONE luckily beat ELENORE ROOSEVELT in a 6 minute uneven melee.
JACKIE O lost to SPUD LOOMIS in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
BAKED FRATSFA won victory over RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a popular 1 minute duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -   1 -  0      90  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK     6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         WALL OF STEEL     12 -   5 -  1      71  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         TOTAL PARRY       19 -  11 -  1      63  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   8 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  16 -  0      16  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   4 -  0       0  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  10 -  0       0  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         AIMED BLOW         0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 644 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      PASCELLA 4800              33   4  1  109 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    OVAELLA JUNE 4823          16   3  0   92 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
WALL OF STEEL    ALFREDA CREME 4827         14   4  3   85 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CONDI RICE 4808.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was OVAELLA JUNE 4823.  The ten other most popular fighters were ELENORE ROOSEVELT 
4804, SPUD LOOMIS 4839, BAKED FRATSFA 4818, SNACK 3 4858, SNACK 4 4859, SNACK 1 4856, 
SNACK 2 4857, PASCELLA 4800, ALFREDA CREME 4827, and CONDI RICE 4808.

The least popular fighter this week was JELLIA BOONE 4840.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were JACKIE O 4807, CONDI RICE 4808, ALFREDA CREME 4827, PASCELLA 
4800, SNACK 2 4857, SNACK 1 4856, SNACK 4 4859, SNACK 3 4858, BAKED FRATSFA 4818, and 
SPUD LOOMIS 4839.