DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/17/2011    Duedate: 01/29/2011

CALEAM ARENA

DM-26    TURN-647

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PASCELLA
GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4800) [36-4-1,115]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PASCELLA                       POSITION IS EMPTY
GOLDEN CANYON (290)            
(26-4800) [36-4-1,115]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CONDI RICE                     BAKED FRATSFA
FIRST LADIES (482)             SHEWISH BUFFET (483)
(26-4808) [14-20-2,64]         (26-4818) [9-2-0,83]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GOLDEN CANYON (290)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GOLDEN CANYON (290)         26
2. SHEWISH BUFFET (483)        23      GOLDEN CANYON (290)
3. FIRST LADIES (482)           8      Unchartered Team

                                       LOST SOULS (312)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      810 919 30 46.8   1/ 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      14  1 0
 2/ 2 FIRST LADIES (482)        44  85  4 34.1   2/ 3 FIRST LADIES (482)        2  7 0
 3/ 3 SHEWISH BUFFET (483)       9  35  0 20.5   3/ 2 SHEWISH BUFFET (483)      2 10 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 330): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 663): PURPLE PIG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 662): FRISKY of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 647): JULES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 650): EARTH QUAKE of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 646): INDIGO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 646): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 644): JACK DANIELS of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 608): RHOMBA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 605): THE WAIT of THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 596): KEELBACK of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 278): TWO of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 491): LADY SLIPPER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 232): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 548): GOKU of DRAGONBALL Z (Armalias Skyhawk, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 330): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 663): ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 662): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 647): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 650): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 646): GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 646): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 644): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 608): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 605): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 596): DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 278): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 491): TOO OLD (?, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 232): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 548): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 662): UDDER of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 662): FRISKY of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
                          FABLE of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 649): PINK TACO of SWEET BLISS (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 643): STEALTH of STEEL BLADES (Madwand, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 604): SYKLONE SEQUEL of THE STORM FRONT (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 278): TWO of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
                (turn 277): TORTURING TULIP of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Only ONE sheet of paper for our newsletter?  This is ridiculous!  Outrageous!
We're being insulted by the Fates.
     I could tell you about the asparagus I prepared recently.  Normally, that
wouldn't be my "thing," but M. Chardinee, who is a dear, fine man when he isn't
trying to be a gladiator, brought me some really good fresh asparagus and I perpared
it in puff pastry shells as a sort of appetizer.  No, I am NOT going to try to figure
out how to spell or derves.  Forget that and try these asparagus and cheese pastries.
They're quite good.

                                      Pascella

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.  
I doubt CALEAM will ever be the same.  And let's see, SPUD LOOMIS fought JACKIE O and 
gained 13 points and contributed to GOLDEN CANYON's 5-0-0.  JACKIE O has lost to SPUD 
LOOMIS, falling 1 points, while helping make FIRST LADIES a 1-2-0 turn.  The attempts 
to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and PASCELLA remains CALEAM's top warrior for 
another turn.  Can someone confirm a rumor for me?  I hear the top team makes their 
losing fighters do dishes at The Welcome Wench until they win.  Maybe?   
     He who challenges well, fights well.  He who avoids without cause, shall lose 
for good reasons.  My mama told me that one.   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  Is it really true that CALEAM has 
more dishwashers per capita that fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     I like this place, CALEAM, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.  
Who could ask for more?  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep 
your swords sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets 
to paper-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PASCELLA 4800                36   4  1   115       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OVAELLA JUNE 4823            19   3  0   103       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 ALFREDA CREME 4827           17   4  3    99       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BAKED FRATSFA 4818            9   2  0    83       SHEWISH BUFFET (483)
 JELLIA BOONE 4840            12   0  0    67       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CONDI RICE 4808              14  20  2    64       FIRST LADIES (482)
 SPUD LOOMIS 4839              6   6  0    60       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACKIE O 4807                11  23  0    56       FIRST LADIES (482)
 ELENORE ROOSEVELT 4804        6  28  0    51       FIRST LADIES (482)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SNACK 1 4867            0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 483   MOUNTAIN TROLL        647  NONE
SNACK 2 4868            0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 483   SHEWISH GIANT         647  NONE
SNACK 3 4869            0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 483   SHEWISH GIANT         647  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Pascella may think the Chardinee is a "dear, fine man," but I've got my own opinion,
and it isn't QUITE the same.  Not but what he loses well and teaches good skills.
Still, a man who puts CATSUP on his omelet is not all good. -- Ovaella June

Condi Rice -- I have never done, and probably will not do, rice in a cream sauce.  It
seems too much like "old lady food."  Especially if I added peas. -- Alfreda Creme

I suppose the Ruthless Jaywalker thought it was a compliment to cut across traffic
like that and say it was due to his eagerness to find out what I was cooking.  Bah.
Someone who will break one law may break any.  I don't trust him. -- Jellia Boone

Jackie O -- Okay, I will allow that sometimes deep-fried onion rings can be good.
But they still aren't as all-around good as potatoes. -- Spud Loomis

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SNACK 3 was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SNACK 2 was slaughtered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
SNACK 1 was easily killed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
PASCELLA slimly won victory over BAKED FRATSFA in a 7 minute mismatched Title brawl.
OVAELLA JUNE defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody match.
ALFREDA CREME vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute mismatched fight.
JACKIE O was savagely defeated by SPUD LOOMIS in a popular 2 minute mismatched brawl.
JELLIA BOONE unbelievably bested ELENORE ROOSEVELT in a action packed 7 minute duel.
CONDI RICE won victory over THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -   2 -  0      82  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         WALL OF STEEL     12 -   3 -  1      80  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK     4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY       21 -  11 -  0      66  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   9 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  11 -  0      27  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   5 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  10 -  0       0  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         AIMED BLOW         0 -   4 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 647 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      PASCELLA 4800              36   4  1  115 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    OVAELLA JUNE 4823          19   3  0  103 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
WALL OF STEEL    ALFREDA CREME 4827         17   4  3   99 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CONDI RICE 4808.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BAKED FRATSFA 4818.  The ten other most popular fighters were ELENORE ROOSEVELT 
4804, SPUD LOOMIS 4839, OVAELLA JUNE 4823, ALFREDA CREME 4827, PASCELLA 4800, SNACK 1 
4867, CONDI RICE 4808, SNACK 3 4869, SNACK 2 4868, and JACKIE O 4807.

The least popular fighter this week was JELLIA BOONE 4840.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were JACKIE O 4807, SNACK 2 4868, SNACK 3 4869, CONDI RICE 4808, 
SNACK 1 4867, PASCELLA 4800, ALFREDA CREME 4827, OVAELLA JUNE 4823, SPUD LOOMIS 4839, 
and ELENORE ROOSEVELT 4804.

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY XLVI

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
NICKEL 4240 (38-39-0)                  0  3  0         ERRATUM              

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ARTHUR BEYER 4648 (58-48-1)            1  3  0         MEDAL OF HONOR VI    

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GAMBIT 4826 (7-2-0)                    3  3  0         ZOMBIE SQUAD         

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LADY FINGERS 4863 (0-0-0)              7  3  0         SHEWISH BUFFET       
BATTLIN' RATTLER 4558 (0-0-0)          2  3  0         SATAN'S SERPENTS