DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/14/2011    Duedate: 02/26/2011

CALEAM ARENA

DM-26    TURN-649

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PASCELLA
GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4800) [37-5-1,124]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PASCELLA                       BATTLIN' RATTLER
GOLDEN CANYON (290)            SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)
(26-4800) [37-5-1,124]         (26-4558) [1-0-0,16]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CONDI RICE                     BAKED FRATSFA
FIRST LADIES (482)             SHEWISH BUFFET (483)
(26-4808) [15-21-2,87]         (26-4818) [10-3-0,106]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GOLDEN CANYON (290)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. FIRST LADIES (482)          27
2. SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)      16      GOLDEN CANYON (290)
3. GOLDEN CANYON (290)          8      Unchartered Team
4. SHEWISH BUFFET (483)         7
5. ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)           2      SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)     1   0  0  100   1/ 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      12  3 0
 2/ 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      817 922 30 47.0   2/ 2 FIRST LADIES (482)        2  7 0
 3/ 2 ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)        13  16  1 44.8   3/ 0*SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)    1  0 0
 4/ 3 FIRST LADIES (482)        45  90  4 33.3   4/ 4 ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)        1  1 0
 5/ 4 SHEWISH BUFFET (483)      10  44  0 18.5   5/ 3 SHEWISH BUFFET (483)      1 13 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

              + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ Golden Canyon ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +

     Ovaella June stared at her teammate, eyes round in surprise and perhaps
disbelief.  "You really don't mind losing the title?  That's... I dunno, almost
inhumanly tolerant or something."
     "Until you've been stuck with that job for months, you don't know what you're
talking about," Pascella said briskly.  "The public relations aspects take up
altogether too much time that I could have used in the kitchen."  She started setting
out her ingredients:  flour, butter, eggs, sugar, yeast... spices, nuts, fruits,
honey.  On and on.
     It looked to June like half the contents of the pantry were now arrayed on the
workbench.  "What is all this?  What are you DOING?"
     "Sticky buns," Pascella answered.  "I've been wanting to make some for WEEKS and
haven't had the time.  And I'm wondering if Baked Fratsfa would like some tasty puff-
pastry cases, I had an idea for them just yesterday, and this is a good time to try
it out."  She started combining things in really big bowls.  Opened the door on one
of the ovens to check the temperature, which was approximately that of a dragon's
breath.
     June backed away from the blast of heat.
     Pascella raised an eyebrow.  "If you can't stand the heat," she said, "you'd
better get out of the kitchen."

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 331): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 665): PURPLE PIG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 664): TIPPI TURTLE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 649): JULES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 652): PLATE SHIFT of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 648): THE LEAD PIPE of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 648): BAKED FRATSFA of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 646): HERR HAGEDORN of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 610): HEARING AID of OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 607): FIREHYDRANT DEFILER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 598): FRAN BRAN of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 279): HOT STUFF of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 493): BONNEI BARROW of BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 233): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 550): GOKU of DRAGONBALL Z (Armalias Skyhawk, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 331): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 665): ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 664): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 649): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 652): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 648): THE MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 648): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 646): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 610): CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 607): THE STORM FRONT (The Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 598): DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 279): THE ORDER (Torak, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 493): TOO OLD (?, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 233): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 550): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 331): INDIOR LANDIS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 665): TIRLA DANCER of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 664): BILL BITEMORE of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 649): LUGER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 651): EARTH QUAKE of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 648): ALFREDA CREME of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 609): HEART of CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 606): BALIN CHANE of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 278): TWO of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for CALEAM.  MVP award for CONDI RICE?  FIRST 
LADIES' proud of her after beating JELLIA BOONE and getting 21 points.  Talk about 
yer big time losers!  JELLIA BOONE got smashed by CONDI RICE, and lost 14 points!  
Was that a tear I saw in PASCELLA's eye, as she took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't 
BAKED FRATSFA fit to be tied!  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his 
teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  The warriors of GOLDEN CANYON must be getting lonely. 
They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  Hhmph!  
What kind of warriors are ZOMBIE SQUAD?  GOLDEN CANYON, an easy team to beat if I 
ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation!   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All CALEAM ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a 
job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PASCELLA 4800                37   5  1   124       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BAKED FRATSFA 4818           10   3  0   106       SHEWISH BUFFET (483)
 GAMBIT 4826                   8   3  0    94       ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OVAELLA JUNE 4823            20   4  0    87       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 CONDI RICE 4808              15  21  2    87       FIRST LADIES (482)
 SPUD LOOMIS 4839              8   6  0    68       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACKIE O 4807                11  25  0    63       FIRST LADIES (482)
 JELLIA BOONE 4840            13   1  0    60       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ELENORE ROOSEVELT 4804        6  30  0    48       FIRST LADIES (482)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BATTLIN' RATTLER 4558         1   0  0    16       SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SNACK 1 4873            0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 483   DARK CHAMPION         649  NONE
SNACK 2 4874            0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 483   SHEWISH GIANT         649  NONE
SNACK 3 4875            0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 483   DARK CHAMPION         649  NONE
SNACK 4 4876            0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 483   WURM KIN              649  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Jorja -- Unfortunately, Lady Fingers won't make it to fame and glory.  Perhaps we'll
find a new recruit to take up her mantle before Baked Fratsfa graduates. -- One Armed
Bandit

Baked Fratsfa -- This is a relief, to be honest about it.  I have felt, for a long
time, that I only held the title because there was no one else handy.  You have
earned it, wear it well. -- Pascella

The Virginal Concubine is a NUT.  And I don't do nuts.  I do eggs and stuff.  Huh,
I'd like to slip her some devilish eggs.... -- Ovaella June

The Khalhums Dwarf was kind.  I thank him. -- Alfreda Creme
P.S.  Probably the political points.

The Noble Assassin was... okay.  I don't care for brandies much, but I'm thinking
maybe I could use it in, well, I've heard it called "spanish cream," but that doesn't
work here.  Osksian Cream?  Perhaps.  We'll see how it comes out, they might not want
to be associated with it! -- Jellia Boone

Eleneore Roosevelt -- A good potato is a meal, madam.  Match that, if you can. --
Spud Loomis

In the unlikely event that anyone cares, you can, as usual, ask for Alfreda's stats
and faves. -- Jorja

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SNACK 1 was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SNACK 3 was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
SNACK 4 was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SNACK 2 was slaughtered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
BAKED FRATSFA was bested by PASCELLA in a popular 6 minute brutal Title fight.
GAMBIT was bested by ALFREDA CREME in a 2 minute expert's brawl.
JELLIA BOONE was overpowered by CONDI RICE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
OVAELLA JUNE viciously subdued JACKIE O in a 4 minute veteran's competition.
SPUD LOOMIS viciously subdued ELENORE ROOSEVELT in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
BATTLIN' RATTLER vanquished POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -   3 -  0      73  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         WALL OF STEEL     14 -   6 -  0      70  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY       20 -  13 -  0      61  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK     3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         STRIKING ATTACK    5 -   9 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   9 -  0      36  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW         1 -   5 -  0      17  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   5 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  10 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 649 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         3  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      PASCELLA 4800              37   5  1  124 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
WALL OF STEEL    BAKED FRATSFA 4818         10   3  0  106 SHEWISH BUFFET (483)
LUNGING ATTACK   GAMBIT 4826                 8   3  0   94 ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    OVAELLA JUNE 4823          20   4  0   87 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
BASHING ATTACK   SPUD LOOMIS 4839            8   6  0   68 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CONDI RICE 4808.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BAKED FRATSFA 4818.  The ten other most popular fighters were OVAELLA JUNE 4823, 
SPUD LOOMIS 4839, PASCELLA 4800, GAMBIT 4826, BATTLIN' RATTLER 4558, CONDI RICE 4808, 
JACKIE O 4807, SNACK 1 4873, SNACK 3 4875, and SNACK 4 4876.

The least popular fighter this week was ELENORE ROOSEVELT 4804.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were JELLIA BOONE 4840, SNACK 2 4874, SNACK 4 4876, SNACK 3 4875, 
SNACK 1 4873, JACKIE O 4807, CONDI RICE 4808, BATTLIN' RATTLER 4558, GAMBIT 4826, and 
PASCELLA 4800.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

ALFREDA CREME (26-4827) GOLDEN CANYON (290)