DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/14/2011    Duedate: 03/26/2011

CALEAM ARENA

DM-26    TURN-651

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PASCELLA
GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4800) [39-5-1,142]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PASCELLA                       POSITION IS EMPTY
GOLDEN CANYON (290)            
(26-4800) [39-5-1,142]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GAMBIT                         GAMBIT
ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)             ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)
(26-4826) [9-4-0,106]          (26-4826) [9-4-0,106]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GOLDEN CANYON (290)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GOLDEN CANYON (290)         46
2. ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)           7      GOLDEN CANYON (290)
3. SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)       0      Unchartered Team
4. SHEWISH BUFFET (483)         0
5. FIRST LADIES (482)          -7      SOUTH PARK (407)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)     1   0  0  100   1/ 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      13  1 1
 2/ 2 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      826 922 31 47.3   2- 3*SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)    1  0 0
 3/ 3 ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)        14  17  1 45.2   3/ 2 ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)        1  2 0
 4/ 4 FIRST LADIES (482)        45  96  4 31.9   4/ 4 FIRST LADIES (482)        1  8 0
 5- 5 SHEWISH BUFFET (483)      10  49  0 16.9   5- 5 SHEWISH BUFFET (483)      0 10 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 332): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 667): PURPLE PIG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 666): TIPPI TURTLE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 651): JULES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 654): PLATE SHIFT of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 650): THE LEAD PIPE of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 650): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 648): HERR HAGEDORN of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 612): HEARING AID of OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 609): MARLIN REEVE of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 600): SERPENTITO of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 280): HOT STUFF of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 485): LADY SLIPPER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 234): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 552): PERFECT SNOTLING of SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 332): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 667): ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 666): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 651): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 654): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 650): ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 650): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 648): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 612): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 609): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 600): SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 280): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 495): TOO OLD (?, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 234): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 552): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 331): INDIOR LANDIS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 647): MOONDOG of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     More snacks!  It's enough to drive a cook to despair.  Can this team live on
nothing but Baked Fratsfa?  Okay, we had more than Shewish Snacks (and how can Shews
live on snacks, anyway?)  There was Condi Rice.  Bleh.  How about... at least some
Trocaran Cocktail Weiners?  Horrid things, but they do contain calories and have a
little flavor.

                                      Pascella

                                      SPY REPORT

     Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in CALEAM this turn, and let's start 
with a look at some of the teams.  And let's see, BETTEY DECKER fought TRUSTWORTHY 
SCRIBE and gained 21 points and contributed to GOLDEN CANYON's 5-0-1.  CONDI RICE has 
lost to SPUD LOOMIS, falling 10 points, while helping make FIRST LADIES a 0-3-0 turn. 
Defending hers title for another turn, PASCELLA kept ZOMBIE SQUAD's warrior, GAMBIT, 
from claiming the throne.  Tell me, is nothing sacred?  I have heard from 
unimpeachable sources that The Warty Toad uses trolls in their stew.  Talk about 
gristle!   
     Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.' 
Inscrutable, but true.  I also notice that the GOLDEN CANYON stable was the most 
avoided team this turn.  Come on CALEAM, what are you afraid of?  And guess who 
avoided GOLDEN CANYON stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was ZOMBIE SQUAD.  
Anyone surprised?   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  Is it really true that CALEAM has more dishwashers per capita that 
fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  Well, I'm burning daylight here in CALEAM and I've a long road 
ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PASCELLA 4800                39   5  1   142       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BAKED FRATSFA 4818           10   4  0   106       SHEWISH BUFFET (483)
 GAMBIT 4826                   9   4  0   106       ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)
 OVAELLA JUNE 4823            22   4  0    96       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPUD LOOMIS 4839             10   6  0    87       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 CONDI RICE 4808              15  23  2    76       FIRST LADIES (482)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JELLIA BOONE 4840            15   1  0    64       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 JACKIE O 4807                11  27  0    60       FIRST LADIES (482)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ELENORE ROOSEVELT 4804        6  32  0    53       FIRST LADIES (482)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BETTEY DECKER 4881            1   0  1    21       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
-BATTLIN' RATTLER 4558         1   0  0    16       SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
TRUSTWORTHY SCRI        0  0 0                      BETTEY DECKER 4881    651  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Condi Rice -- Darn straight I was vicious.  We're all feeling the pressure, you know.
If only Pascella would graduate.... -- Ovaella June

Jackie O -- Ah... I thought you were a potatoe and mashed you.  I think it's the hat.
-- Spud Loomis

Elenore Roosevelt -- Caviar?  FISH EGGS?  Are you insane? -- Jellia Boone

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PASCELLA unbelievably bested GAMBIT in a action packed 3 minute master's Title fight.
OVAELLA JUNE overcame VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 2 minute veteran's match.
SPUD LOOMIS viciously subdued CONDI RICE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory brawl.
JELLIA BOONE defeated ELENORE ROOSEVELT in a 6 minute match.
JACKIE O was devastated by M. CHARDINEE in a popular 6 minute bloody uneven brawl.
BETTEY DECKER executed TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -   2 -  0      82  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL     12 -   7 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         TOTAL PARRY       20 -  12 -  0      63  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     7 -   9 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         LUNGING ATTACK     2 -   5 -  0      29  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  11 -  1      27  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         AIMED BLOW         1 -   6 -  0      14  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   5 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  10 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 651 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      PASCELLA 4800              39   5  1  142 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
LUNGING ATTACK   GAMBIT 4826                 9   4  0  106 ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    OVAELLA JUNE 4823          22   4  0   96 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
BASHING ATTACK   SPUD LOOMIS 4839           10   6  0   87 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GAMBIT 4826.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
GAMBIT 4826.  The ten other most popular fighters were ELENORE ROOSEVELT 4804, 
OVAELLA JUNE 4823, SPUD LOOMIS 4839, PASCELLA 4800, BETTEY DECKER 4881, CONDI RICE 
4808, JELLIA BOONE 4840, JACKIE O 4807,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was JACKIE O 4807.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were JELLIA BOONE 4840, CONDI RICE 4808, BETTEY DECKER 4881, PASCELLA 4800, 
SPUD LOOMIS 4839, OVAELLA JUNE 4823, ELENORE ROOSEVELT 4804, GAMBIT 4826,  0, and  0.