DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/28/2011    Duedate: 04/09/2011

CALEAM ARENA

DM-26    TURN-652

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PASCELLA
GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4800) [40-5-1,150]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PASCELLA                       POSITION IS EMPTY
GOLDEN CANYON (290)            
(26-4800) [40-5-1,150]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GAMBIT                         GAMBIT
ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)             ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)
(26-4826) [9-5-0,107]          (26-4826) [9-5-0,107]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GOLDEN CANYON (290)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GOLDEN CANYON (290)         29
2. FIRST LADIES (482)           6      GOLDEN CANYON (290)
3. ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)           1      Unchartered Team
4. SHEWISH BUFFET (483)         0
                                       DOSADI TRADERS II (304)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      831 922 32 47.4   1/ 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      14  0 2
 2/ 3 ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)        14  18  1 43.8   2/ 3 ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)        1  2 0
 3/ 4 FIRST LADIES (482)        45  99  4 31.3   3/ 4 FIRST LADIES (482)        0  9 0
 4- 5 SHEWISH BUFFET (483)      10  49  0 16.9   4- 5 SHEWISH BUFFET (483)      0  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 668): ARTHUR DENT of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 667): CLOWN of HIGH SCHOOL PROM (JE, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 652): JULES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 655): MORIT KOBUN of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 651): THE LEAD PIPE of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 651): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 649): HERR HAGEDORN of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 613): HEARING AID of OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 610): MARLIN REEVE of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 601): MILDRED LEONA of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 281): DESPAIR of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 496): BONNIE BARROW of BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 234): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 553): PERFECT SNOTLING of SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): Z GLADIATORS (The Z Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 668): THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 667): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 652): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 655): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 651): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 651): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 649): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 613): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 610): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 601): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 281): THE ORDER (Torak, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 496): TOO OLD (?, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 234): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 553): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): KERBIN NOTTS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 667): BROWN BEAR of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 652): JULES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 651): THE LEAD PIPE of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 649): HERR HAGEDORN of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 281): DESPAIR of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 496): BONNIE BARROW of BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
                             LADY SLIPPER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
                             EBAN STRANGER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     I consider the fans to be fickle and ultimately irrational.  How else to explain
Gambit's popularity, when he lost the fight?  Although I commend him for lasting
three minutes.

                                      Pascella

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  Hey everybody, watch out for BETTEY DECKER, who 
flew up 11 points in the rankings after mashing TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE like a melon.  
Keep your eye on this gal.  Going for the gusto and coming up with aught but bloody 
knuckles was ZOMBIE SQUAD's GAMBIT, who was turned away from the Duelmastership by 
PASCELLA.  4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming 
at that location.   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the CALEAM arena.  Here's a 
song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad GOLDEN CANYON?  Big bad GOLDEN CANYON.  
Big bad GOLDEN CANYON.  CALEAM's afraid of the big bad GOLDEN CANYON.  Tra la la la 
la!  Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch ZOMBIE SQUAD's act in the arena.  Those 
acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from GOLDEN CANYON.   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Remember:  alliances are great, but try and 
take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in CALEAM have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Okay, so I may not be the 
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Its been 
fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos).  Now that I've got you worked up for Snide 
Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PASCELLA 4800                40   5  1   150       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GAMBIT 4826                   9   5  0   107       ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)
-BAKED FRATSFA 4818           10   4  0   106       SHEWISH BUFFET (483)
 OVAELLA JUNE 4823            23   4  0   102       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPUD LOOMIS 4839             11   6  0    89       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 CONDI RICE 4808              15  24  2    76       FIRST LADIES (482)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JELLIA BOONE 4840            16   1  0    66       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 JACKIE O 4807                11  28  0    63       FIRST LADIES (482)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ELENORE ROOSEVELT 4804        6  33  0    56       FIRST LADIES (482)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BETTEY DECKER 4881            2   0  2    32       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
TRUSTWORTHY SCRI        0  0 0                      BETTEY DECKER 4881    652  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

The Virginal Concubine?  Oh, la. -- Ovaella June

Condi Rice -- That gave me considerable satisfaction. -- Spud Loomis

Elenore Roosevelt -- You should stick to what you know.  Society stuff, politics,
that kind of thing. -- Jellia Boone

That Scribe was NOT Trustworthy.  He made a MESS of the recipes I told him to write
down. -- Bettey Decker

18 March 11
All -- Be aware of the comeback of the Cajun and his stables of gladiators!  Just
sayin' -- The Cajun

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PASCELLA outwaited GAMBIT in a action packed 7 minute brutal master's Title fight.
OVAELLA JUNE handily defeated CONDI RICE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
SPUD LOOMIS viciously subdued JACKIE O in a popular 2 minute brutal fight.
JELLIA BOONE slimly won victory over ELENORE ROOSEVELT in a 6 minute gruesome brawl.
BETTEY DECKER assassinated TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -   2 -  0      82  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY       20 -  12 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL     11 -   7 -  0      61  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     8 -   8 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         LUNGING ATTACK     2 -   5 -  0      29  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  12 -  2      25  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         AIMED BLOW         1 -   6 -  0      14  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   5 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  10 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 652 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      PASCELLA 4800              40   5  1  150 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
LUNGING ATTACK   GAMBIT 4826                 9   5  0  107 ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    OVAELLA JUNE 4823          23   4  0  102 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
BASHING ATTACK   SPUD LOOMIS 4839           11   6  0   89 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GAMBIT 4826.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
GAMBIT 4826.  The ten other most popular fighters were SPUD LOOMIS 4839, OVAELLA JUNE 
4823, ELENORE ROOSEVELT 4804, PASCELLA 4800, CONDI RICE 4808, JACKIE O 4807, BETTEY 
DECKER 4881, JELLIA BOONE 4840,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was JELLIA BOONE 4840.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BETTEY DECKER 4881, JACKIE O 4807, CONDI RICE 4808, PASCELLA 
4800, ELENORE ROOSEVELT 4804, OVAELLA JUNE 4823, SPUD LOOMIS 4839, GAMBIT 4826,  0, 
and  0.