DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/11/2011    Duedate: 04/23/2011

CALEAM ARENA

DM-26    TURN-653

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BAKED FRATSFA
SHEWISH BUFFET (483)
(26-4818) [11-4-0,132]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BAKED FRATSFA                  POSITION IS EMPTY
SHEWISH BUFFET (483)           
(26-4818) [11-4-0,132]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GAMBIT                         BAKED FRATSFA
ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)             SHEWISH BUFFET (483)
(26-4826) [10-5-0,111]         (26-4818) [11-4-0,132]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GOLDEN CANYON (290)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SHEWISH BUFFET (483)        49
2. ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)           4      GOLDEN CANYON (290)
3. FIRST LADIES (482)           4      Unchartered Team
4. GOLDEN CANYON (290)        -14
                                       RAPTORS (327)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      834 924 32 47.4   1/ 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      13  2 2
 2/ 2 ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)        15  18  1 45.5   2/ 2 ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)        1  2 0
 3/ 3 FIRST LADIES (482)        45 102  4 30.6   3/ 4 SHEWISH BUFFET (483)      1  3 0
 4/ 4 SHEWISH BUFFET (483)      11  52  0 17.5   4/ 3 FIRST LADIES (482)        0  9 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 669): ARTHUR DENT of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 668): CLOWN of HIGH SCHOOL PROM (JE, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 653): HEN OF DEATH of HENPCS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 656): PLATE SHIFT of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 652): TOL VORAM of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 652): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 650): ETNIES of RESCUE RANGERS II (JE, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 614): HEARING AID of OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 611): MARLIN REEVE of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 602): KEELBACK of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 281): DESPAIR of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 497): BUD BOLLARD of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 554): PERFECT SNOTLING of SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): Z GLADIATORS (The Z Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 669): THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 668): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 653): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 656): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 652): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 652): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 650): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 614): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 611): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 602): SERPENT'S HOLD (KhisantH, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 281): THE ORDER (Torak, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 497): BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 554): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): KERBIN NOTTS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 669): ARTHUR DENT of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 668): TIPPI TURTLE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
              (turn 667): BROWN BEAR of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 652): JULES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 651): THE LEAD PIPE of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 650): MOPT of RANDOM (?, mgr.)
             (turn 649): HERR HAGEDORN of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 611): MARLIN REEVE of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 281): DESPAIR of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 496): BONNIE BARROW of BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
                             LADY SLIPPER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
                             EBAN STRANGER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     I consider the fans to be fickle and ultimately irrational.  How else to explain
Gambit's popularity, when he lost the fight again?  Although I commend him for
lasting seven minutes.

                                      Pascella

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for CALEAM.  MVP award for OVAELLA JUNE?  
GOLDEN CANYON's proud of her after beating CONDI RICE and getting 5 points.  Oh, wow, 
like the Duelmaster must be the most popular gal in all CALEAM.  She got the most 
challenges.  (But what about proposals?) And I was just getting used to the 
ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh well, welcome BAKED FRATSFA.  Aren't SHEWISH 
BUFFET proud.  (Oh, my.) Who was the wiseguy that said CALEAM's Duelmaster was paying 
for drinks at The Welcome Wench?  Don't look at me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  The warriors of GOLDEN CANYON must be getting lonely. 
They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  I don't 
know what ZOMBIE SQUAD's been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many 
fights from GOLDEN CANYON, that's fer sher.   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you? 
Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  CALEAM is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  I 
had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BAKED FRATSFA 4818           11   4  0   132       SHEWISH BUFFET (483)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PASCELLA 4800                40   6  1   127       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 GAMBIT 4826                  10   5  0   111       ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)
 OVAELLA JUNE 4823            24   4  0   107       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 SPUD LOOMIS 4839             12   6  0    91       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CONDI RICE 4808              15  25  2    77       FIRST LADIES (482)
 JELLIA BOONE 4840            17   1  0    68       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACKIE O 4807                11  29  0    66       FIRST LADIES (482)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ELENORE ROOSEVELT 4804        6  34  0    56       FIRST LADIES (482)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BETTEY DECKER 4881            2   1  2    32       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
KNUCKLE SANDWICH 4885   0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 483   BLACK ORC             653  NONE
SNACK 1 4883            0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 483   ARENAMASTER TOHR      653  NONE
SNACK 2 4884            0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 483   WURM KIN              653  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Condi Rice -- It used to be that you weren't QUITE such a wuss on the sands.  But
now... what happened? -- Ovaella June

Jackie O -- Who ever heard of potato rings? -- Spud Loomis

Elenore Roosevelt -- Bah. -- Jellia Boone

I don't LIKE these so-called "Trustworthy Scribes."  They don't deserve the name at
ALL. -- Bettey Decker
P.S.  Besides, he's Rirorni.  What do they know about scribing?

18 March 11
All -- Be aware of the comeback of the Cajun and his stables of gladiators!  Just
sayin' -- The Cajun

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

KNUCKLE SANDWICH was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SNACK 2 was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
SNACK 1 was murdered by ARENAMASTER TOHREHN in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
PASCELLA was viciously subdued by BAKED FRATSFA in a 3 minute veteran's Title contest.
GAMBIT devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
OVAELLA JUNE overpowered CONDI RICE in a 2 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
SPUD LOOMIS viciously subdued JACKIE O in a action packed 2 minute gruesome fight.
JELLIA BOONE viciously subdued ELENORE ROOSEVELT in a 6 minute gruesome duel.
BETTEY DECKER was savagely defeated by RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 2 minute duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -   3 -  0      75  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         WALL OF STEEL     10 -   7 -  0      59  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY       18 -  14 -  0      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK     9 -   8 -  0      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK     3 -   5 -  0      38  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  12 -  2      25  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         AIMED BLOW         1 -   6 -  0      14  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  10 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 653 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         3  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    BAKED FRATSFA 4818         11   4  0  132 SHEWISH BUFFET (483)
TOTAL PARRY      PASCELLA 4800              40   6  1  127 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
LUNGING ATTACK   GAMBIT 4826                10   5  0  111 ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    OVAELLA JUNE 4823          24   4  0  107 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
BASHING ATTACK   SPUD LOOMIS 4839           12   6  0   91 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GAMBIT 4826.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
BAKED FRATSFA 4818.  The ten other most popular fighters were SPUD LOOMIS 4839, 
OVAELLA JUNE 4823, GAMBIT 4826, ELENORE ROOSEVELT 4804, KNUCKLE SANDWICH 4885, SNACK 
1 4883, PASCELLA 4800, BETTEY DECKER 4881, SNACK 2 4884, and CONDI RICE 4808.

The least popular fighter this week was JELLIA BOONE 4840.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were JACKIE O 4807, CONDI RICE 4808, SNACK 2 4884, BETTEY DECKER 
4881, PASCELLA 4800, SNACK 1 4883, KNUCKLE SANDWICH 4885, ELENORE ROOSEVELT 4804, 
GAMBIT 4826, and OVAELLA JUNE 4823.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

OVAELLA JUNE (26-4823) GOLDEN CANYON (290)