DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/25/2011    Duedate: 05/07/2011

CALEAM ARENA

DM-26    TURN-654

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BAKED FRATSFA
SHEWISH BUFFET (483)
(26-4818) [12-4-0,157]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BAKED FRATSFA                  SEETHER
SHEWISH BUFFET (483)           WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)
(26-4818) [12-4-0,157]         (26-4499) [2-3-0,22]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GAMBIT                         GAMBIT
ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)             ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)
(26-4826) [10-6-0,103]         (26-4826) [10-6-0,103]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GOLDEN CANYON (290)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SHEWISH BUFFET (483)        49
2. WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)     8      GOLDEN CANYON (290)
3. FIRST LADIES (482)           0      Unchartered Team
4. SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)      -2
5. ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)          -8      SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)     1   1  0 50.0   1/ 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290)       9  6 1
 2/ 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      835 928 32 47.4   2/ 3 SHEWISH BUFFET (483)      3  6 0
 3/ 2 ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)        15  19  1 44.1   3/ 0*WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)  1  0 0
 4/ 0*WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)   2   3  0 40.0   4/ 2 ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)        1  2 0
 5- 3 FIRST LADIES (482)        45 102  4 30.6   5- 4 FIRST LADIES (482)        0  6 0
 6/ 4 SHEWISH BUFFET (483)      13  55  0 19.1   6/ 0*SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)    0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 334): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 670): PURPLE PASSION of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 669): FOIN of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 654): ASP of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 657): PLATE SHIFT of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 653): TOL VORAM of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 653): BAKED FRATSFA of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 651): QUEEN of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 615): HEARING AID of OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 612): FIREHYDRANT DEFILER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 603): KEELBACK of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 282): AREOPOLITE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 497): BUD BOLLARD of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 555): PERFECT SNOTLING of SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 334): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 670): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 669): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 654): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 657): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 653): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 653): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 651): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 615): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 612): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 603): SERPENT'S HOLD (KhisantH, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 282): WAH CHING (?, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 498): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 555): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): KERBIN NOTTS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 669): ARTHUR DENT of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 668): TIPPI TURTLE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 653): TOL VORAM of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
                              URBIN YATES of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 653): OVAELLA JUNE of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 650): MOPT of RANDOM (?, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 612): THE WAIT of THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
                 (turn 611): MARLIN REEVE of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 281): DESPAIR of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings warriors!  It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the 
clash and bustle of the weekly CALEAM games.  LIME JHELUM caught the eye of many in 
the gladiatorial commission as she skillfully bested TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE and was 
awarded 15 points in recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, M. 
CHARDINEE put down SPUD LOOMIS, causing him to lose 12 points of recognition in the 
process.  Not for nothing has BAKED FRATSFA in the past laid claim to the 
Duelmaster's throne, and this week he's proven his combat skill yet again.  Would you 
believe that over half of the old women in CALEAM seem to feel that they could fight 
better than you gladiators?   
     Many and various are the arts of battle.  In CALEAM "art" is a word that has 
long since passed from the language!  My inside sources tell me that the team to beat 
in CALEAM these days is GOLDEN CANYON.  At least, most blades in town are looking to 
avoid them.  If you didn't look down dark alleys you'd have been hard pressed to find 
any of ZOMBIE SQUAD last week.  Busy avoiding GOLDEN CANYON?  Mighty fighters cannot 
but expect competition from those below.  PASCELLA take warning!  You have more than 
a few enemies in CALEAM.   
     Vendettas.  Bloodied blades and broken spears.  Indeed the city has seen more 
than its fair share of red in recent times.  Fate is a fickle mistress.  She showers 
the miserable with fortune but sets enemies against the victorious.  Remember this!   
     A thought before I go.  Each warrior practices one style, but must not the wise 
manager learn the secrets of them all?  Sadly warriors, now longer can I keep thy 
company nor savor the ale of thy fine city.  Depart I must and soon!  Till next we 
meet remember:  a fool flies into a rage quickly and often.  The wise are angered by 
the same thing only once.  Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BAKED FRATSFA 4818           12   4  0   157       SHEWISH BUFFET (483)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PASCELLA 4800                40   7  1   128       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 GAMBIT 4826                  10   6  0   103       ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPUD LOOMIS 4839             12   7  0    79       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
-CONDI RICE 4808              15  25  2    77       FIRST LADIES (482)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JACKIE O 4807                11  29  0    66       FIRST LADIES (482)
 JELLIA BOONE 4840            17   2  0    64       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ELENORE ROOSEVELT 4804        6  34  0    56       FIRST LADIES (482)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BETTEY DECKER 4881            2   2  2    29       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SEETHER 4499                  2   3  0    22       WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)
 LIME JHELUM 4882              1   0  0    15       SHEWISH BUFFET (483)
 BATTLIN' RATTLER 4558         1   1  0    14       SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BREAKFAST 4886          0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 483   DARK CHAMPION         654  NONE
DINNER 4888             0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 483   STONE GOLEM           654  NONE
LUNCH 4887              0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 483   WURM KIN              654  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Baked Fratsfa -- I've never had much luck with that.  I wonder if I should change
fruits?  Maybe... cherries instead of apples? -- Pascella

Condi Rice -- No.  How many times have I said that rice just does not DO it for me?
Eggs.  Maybe Fratsfan Toast.  Omelettes, quiche.  That kind of thing. -- Ovaella June

Jackie O -- I wouldn't've been vicious if you'd just stopped TALKING all the time. --
Spud Loomis

Elenore Roosevelt -- I was in a bad mood.  Sue me. -- Jellia Boone

The Ruthless Jaywalker is a Bad Person.  I will not have him in my kitchen. -- Bettey
Decker

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BREAKFAST was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
LUNCH was butchered by WURM KIN in a exciting 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
DINNER was murdered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
BAKED FRATSFA viciously subdued PASCELLA in a 2 minute veteran's Title contest.
GAMBIT was bested by OVAELLA JUNE in a popular 3 minute bloody expert's brawl.
SPUD LOOMIS was beaten by M. CHARDINEE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
JELLIA BOONE was savagely defeated by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 3 minute melee.
BETTEY DECKER lost to VISITING ORC in a 1 minute novice's duel.
BATTLIN' RATTLER lost to SEETHER in a popular 1 minute duel.
LIME JHELUM defeated TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute beginner's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -   4 -  0      69  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         WALL OF STEEL     10 -   6 -  0      63  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY       16 -  15 -  0      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     8 -   8 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         LUNGING ATTACK     3 -   6 -  0      33  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  12 -  2      25  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW         2 -   7 -  0      22  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   9 -  0       0  |

Turn 654 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         3  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    BAKED FRATSFA 4818         12   4  0  157 SHEWISH BUFFET (483)
TOTAL PARRY      PASCELLA 4800              40   7  1  128 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
LUNGING ATTACK   GAMBIT 4826                10   6  0  103 ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)
BASHING ATTACK   SPUD LOOMIS 4839           12   7  0   79 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GAMBIT 4826.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
GAMBIT 4826.  The ten other most popular fighters were BAKED FRATSFA 4818, SPUD 
LOOMIS 4839, SEETHER 4499, LIME JHELUM 4882, LUNCH 4887, PASCELLA 4800, JELLIA BOONE 
4840, BETTEY DECKER 4881, BATTLIN' RATTLER 4558, and BREAKFAST 4886.

The least popular fighter this week was DINNER 4888.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BREAKFAST 4886, BATTLIN' RATTLER 4558, BETTEY DECKER 4881, JELLIA BOONE 
4840, PASCELLA 4800, LUNCH 4887, LIME JHELUM 4882, SEETHER 4499, SPUD LOOMIS 4839, 
and BAKED FRATSFA 4818.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

OVAELLA JUNE (26-4823) GOLDEN CANYON (290)

                   MAIL-IN TOURNEY LI

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HEART BREAKER 4752 (45-32-1)           0  5  0         ULTRA-VIOLENT        

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FLESH FLAYER 4751 (39-35-1)            2  3  0         ULTRA-VIOLENT        

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GUT BUSTER 4750 (38-38-3)              2  3  0         ULTRA-VIOLENT        

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BAKED FRATSFA 4818 (10-4-0)            9  3  1         SHEWISH BUFFET       

ELIGIBLES FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
NICKEL 4240 (39-41-0)                  1  3  0         ERRATUM              

ADM FOOLS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ARTHUR BEYER 4648 (60-51-1)            1  3  0         MEDAL OF HONOR VI    

APPRENTICES FOOL TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BATTLIN' RATTLER 4558 (1-0-0)          1  3  0         SATAN'S SERPENTS     

ROOKIES FOOLS TOURNEY                  W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LIME JHELUM 4882 (0-0-0)               2  3  0         SHEWISH BUFFET