DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/09/2011    Duedate: 05/21/2011

CALEAM ARENA

DM-26    TURN-655

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BAKED FRATSFA
SHEWISH BUFFET (483)
(26-4818) [13-4-0,182]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BAKED FRATSFA                  BATTLIN' RATTLER
SHEWISH BUFFET (483)           SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)
(26-4818) [13-4-0,182]         (26-4558) [2-1-0,27]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BAKED FRATSFA                  BAKED FRATSFA
SHEWISH BUFFET (483)           SHEWISH BUFFET (483)
(26-4818) [13-4-0,182]         (26-4818) [13-4-0,182]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GOLDEN CANYON (290)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SHEWISH BUFFET (483)        30
2. GOLDEN CANYON (290)         13      GOLDEN CANYON (290)
3. SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)      13      Unchartered Team
4. ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)           0
5. FIRST LADIES (482)           0      SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)     2   1  0 66.7   1/ 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290)       7  8 0
 2/ 2 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      838 930 32 47.4   2/ 2 SHEWISH BUFFET (483)      4  7 0
 3- 3 ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)        15  19  1 44.1   3- 4 ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)        1  1 0
 4/ 4*WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)   2   4  0 33.3   4/ 3*WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)  1  1 0
 5- 5 FIRST LADIES (482)        45 102  4 30.6   5/ 6*SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)    1  1 0
 6/ 6 SHEWISH BUFFET (483)      14  56  0 20.0   6- 5 FIRST LADIES (482)        0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 334): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 671): PURPLE PASSION of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 670): FOIN of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 655): THOME of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 658): JELLO of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 654): MRS. PEACOCK of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 654): BAKED FRATSFA of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 652): QUEEN of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 616): RHOMBA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (613n 612): FIREHYDRANT DEFILER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 604): KEELBACK of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 282): AREOPOLITE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 499): FLATULENCE of OLDER BY FAR (?, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 236): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 556): GLITCH of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 334): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 671): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 670): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 655): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 658): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 654): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 654): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 652): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 616): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 613): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 604): SERPENT'S HOLD (KhisantH, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 282): WAH CHING (?, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 499): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 236): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 556): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): KERBIN NOTTS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 670): FOIN of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 654): KOLTER NEETHE of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
                  (turn 653): TOL VORAM of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
                              URBIN YATES of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 653): OVAELLA JUNE of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 650): MOPT of RANDOM (?, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 612): THE WAIT of THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 281): DESPAIR of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, CALEAM?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed 
to see BATTLIN' RATTLER win a fight and gain 13 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, THE 
HONEST MERCHANT beat JELLIA BOONE and JELLIA BOONE lost 10 points.  You're breakin' 
my heart.  And if variety is the spice of life, CALEAM may be getting bland, as BAKED 
FRATSFA stays top dog in the city.  The Welcome Wench, humph!  I've tasted better ale 
at mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  From CALEAM's trash dumps?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  What's 
the big D?  WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. was the most avoided team?  Bunch of lily livered... 
grumble... mumble... curse...  And it looks like SATAN'S SERPENTS avoided them the 
most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  BETTEY DECKER 
was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM insulted or 
feared?  Heh, heh.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for CALEAM's 
morgue.  More variety.  We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate 
catches up with you sooner that later?   
     There's got to be a better place in CALEAM to get a drink than The Welcome 
Wench!  Any suggestions?  Phlllt!  Just had to do that before I leave the fine city 
of CALEAM.  I feel much better now.  I see the crowds are getting restless, I must 
leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BAKED FRATSFA 4818           13   4  0   182       SHEWISH BUFFET (483)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PASCELLA 4800                40   8  1   129       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
-GAMBIT 4826                  10   6  0   103       ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPUD LOOMIS 4839             13   7  0    85       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
-CONDI RICE 4808              15  25  2    77       FIRST LADIES (482)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JACKIE O 4807                11  29  0    66       FIRST LADIES (482)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ELENORE ROOSEVELT 4804        6  34  0    56       FIRST LADIES (482)
 JELLIA BOONE 4840            17   3  0    54       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BETTEY DECKER 4881            3   2  2    32       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 BATTLIN' RATTLER 4558         2   1  0    27       SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SEETHER 4499                  2   4  0    19       WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)
-LIME JHELUM 4882              1   0  0    15       SHEWISH BUFFET (483)
 BARBECUE BOB 4892             1   0  0    13       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SNACK 4889              0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 483   BLACK ORC             655  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

We salute the tourney participants, especially Baked Fratsfa, tourney victor in the
Adepts.  He's definitely adept. -- Jorja and the Golden Canyon chefs

Baked Fratsfa -- The addition of whipped cream was brilliant. -- Pascella

Gambit -- A three-minute egg, I see. -- Ovaella June

Well, darn.  M. Chardinee mashed me like... a potato. -- Spud Loomis

This Kung-Fu dude really riled me.  I think I'll feed him... pepper jelly!  With
habaneros. -- Jellia Boone

They do say that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, but some orcs have
cast-iron stomachs.  Hard to get through 'em. -- Bettey Decker

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SNACK was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SEETHER lost to BETTEY DECKER in a 1 minute Challenge battle.
BAKED FRATSFA viciously subdued PASCELLA in a 8 minute veteran's Title match.
SPUD LOOMIS viciously subdued NOBLE ASSASSIN in a popular 2 minute brutal fight.
JELLIA BOONE slimly lost to THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 9 minute gruesome brawl.
BATTLIN' RATTLER overpowered TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BARBECUE BOB devastated SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -   4 -  0      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL      9 -   6 -  0      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         BASHING ATTACK     8 -   7 -  0      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         TOTAL PARRY       14 -  17 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  11 -  2      35  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         AIMED BLOW         3 -   6 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         LUNGING ATTACK     3 -   6 -  0      33  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   8 -  0       0  |

Turn 655 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  3         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    BAKED FRATSFA 4818         13   4  0  182 SHEWISH BUFFET (483)
TOTAL PARRY      PASCELLA 4800              40   8  1  129 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
BASHING ATTACK   SPUD LOOMIS 4839           13   7  0   85 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BAKED FRATSFA 4818.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BAKED FRATSFA 4818.  The ten other most popular fighters were SPUD LOOMIS 
4839, BETTEY DECKER 4881, BATTLIN' RATTLER 4558, SEETHER 4499, BARBECUE BOB 4892, 
SNACK 4889, PASCELLA 4800, JELLIA BOONE 4840,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was JELLIA BOONE 4840.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PASCELLA 4800, SNACK 4889, BARBECUE BOB 4892, SEETHER 4499, 
BATTLIN' RATTLER 4558, BETTEY DECKER 4881, SPUD LOOMIS 4839, BAKED FRATSFA 4818,  0, 
and  0.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

PASCELLA (26-4800) GOLDEN CANYON (290)