DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/06/2011    Duedate: 06/18/2011

CALEAM ARENA

DM-26    TURN-657

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SPUD LOOMIS
GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4839) [14-8-0,79]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SPUD LOOMIS                    SEETHER
GOLDEN CANYON (290)            WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)
(26-4839) [14-8-0,79]          (26-4499) [4-4-0,56]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SPUD LOOMIS                    BETTEY DECKER
GOLDEN CANYON (290)            GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4839) [14-8-0,79]          (26-4881) [4-3-2,26]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GOLDEN CANYON (290)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)    23
2. GOLDEN CANYON (290)         20      GOLDEN CANYON (290)
3. SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)       0      Unchartered Team
4. SHEWISH BUFFET (483)         0
                                       WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)     3   1  0 75.0   1/ 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290)       8  6 0
 2/ 4*WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)   4   4  0 50.0   2- 4*SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)    2  0 0
 3/ 2 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      843 934 32 47.4   3/ 3*WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)  2  1 0
 4- 5 SHEWISH BUFFET (483)      14  58  0 19.4   4- 2 SHEWISH BUFFET (483)      1  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 335): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 673): GOLDEN TONGUE of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 672): TWO BUCK CHUCK of NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 657): THOME of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 660): JELLO of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 656): WAIT of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 656): SPUD LOOMIS of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 654): QUEEN of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 618): RHOMBA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 615): WROLLING THUNDER of THE STORM FRONT (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 606): YVONNE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 283): ONYX of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 501): FLATULENCE of TOO OLD (Methusaleh?, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 237): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 558): GLITCH of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 335): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 673): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 672): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 657): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 660): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 656): ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 656): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 654): ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 618): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 615): THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 606): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 283): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 501): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 237): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 558): SERPENTINE INC. (Floyd, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 673): GOLDEN TONGUE of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
                               IRVIN FLETE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 672): PURPLE PIG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 671): CLOWN of HIGH SCHOOL PROM (JE, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 656): HEN OF DEATH of HENPCS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 655): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 654): QUEEN of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     So the Kung-Fu Masher thought he could show me something about potatoes?  Well,
he may have had a clue, but he has no true mastery of the prince among vegetables.

                                    Spud Loomis

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail CALEAM!  Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for your 
deeds.  The attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and SPUD LOOMIS remains 
CALEAM's top warrior for another turn.  By the way, was that our Duelmaster that I 
saw last night, cramped under the table at The Warty Toad?   
     The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more 
could a warrior ask of life?  Well, besides that.  In a brave attempt, SEETHER from 
WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. challenged up 22 points to fight JELLIA BOONE from the GOLDEN 
CANYON stable.  SEETHER perhaps got his just desserts, seeing as he won victory over 
JELLIA BOONE and ended up with 56 recognition points.   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  Is it really true that CALEAM has more dishwashers per capita that 
fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  Well, I'm burning daylight here in CALEAM and I've a long road 
ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPUD LOOMIS 4839             14   8  0    79       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BAKED FRATSFA 4818           13   4  0   182       SHEWISH BUFFET (483)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JELLIA BOONE 4840            17   5  0    56       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 SEETHER 4499                  4   4  0    56       WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)
-BATTLIN' RATTLER 4558         3   1  0    56       SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BARBECUE BOB 4892             3   0  0    28       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 BETTEY DECKER 4881            4   3  2    26       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LIME JHELUM 4882              1   0  0    15       SHEWISH BUFFET (483)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Battlin' Rattler -- Really, I don't know what dish you could inspire.  Ice in a
shaker? -- Jellia Boone

Seether -- Not my favorite technique.  It's so... hostile.  Repressed.  I know my old
Granny used to seethe lobsters, but I prefer to poach them gently myself. -- Bettey
Decker

     And what do the Lobster Wardens have to say to that, eh?  Poaching!

The Khalhums Dwarf made a show of being upset by that fight, but he was really
thrilled that I'm naming my miniature brandied cream puffs after him. -- Pascella

No two ways about it, barbecue is not a polite food.  Even worse that way than fried
chicken. -- Barbecue Bob

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SEETHER devastated JELLIA BOONE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SPUD LOOMIS won victory over M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute Title battle.
BETTEY DECKER overcame TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 2 minute match.
BARBECUE BOB overpowered SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute mismatched duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   3 -  0      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         BASHING ATTACK     8 -   6 -  0      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         AIMED BLOW         6 -   6 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  11 -  2      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         TOTAL PARRY       10 -  17 -  0      37  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         LUNGING ATTACK     3 -   6 -  0      33  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   6 -  0       0  |

Turn 657 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   SPUD LOOMIS 4839           14   8  0   79 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLIA BOONE 4840          17   5  0   56 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SPUD LOOMIS 4839.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BETTEY DECKER 4881.  The ten other most popular fighters were SEETHER 4499, 
SPUD LOOMIS 4839, BARBECUE BOB 4892, JELLIA BOONE 4840,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was JELLIA BOONE 4840.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BARBECUE BOB 4892, SPUD LOOMIS 4839, SEETHER 4499, BETTEY 
DECKER 4881,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.