DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/04/2011    Duedate: 07/16/2011

CALEAM ARENA

DM-26    TURN-659

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BAKED FRATSFA
SHEWISH BUFFET (483)
(26-4818) [14-4-0,184]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BAKED FRATSFA                  POSITION IS EMPTY
SHEWISH BUFFET (483)           
(26-4818) [14-4-0,184]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BAKED FRATSFA                  LEMON JHELUM
SHEWISH BUFFET (483)           SHEWISH BUFFET (483)
(26-4818) [14-4-0,184]         (26-4893) [0-1-0,2]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GOLDEN CANYON (290)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GOLDEN CANYON (290)         22
2. SHEWISH BUFFET (483)        14      GOLDEN CANYON (290)
3. SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)       0      Unchartered Team
4. WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)     0
                                       NEW ORDER (161)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)     4   1  0 80.0   1/ 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290)       6  8 0
 2- 2*WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)   5   4  0 55.6   2- 2*WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)  2  0 0
 3/ 3 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      846 941 32 47.3   3- 3*SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)    1  0 0
 4/ 4 SHEWISH BUFFET (483)      15  61  0 19.7   4/ 4 SHEWISH BUFFET (483)      1  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 336): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 675): DORA of CANNIBALZ (Hannibal, mgr)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 674): HOCK of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 659): FEDORA LINDE of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 662): JELLO of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 258): MONKEY DO of PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 658): SPUD LOOMIS of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 656): NOTABUTTERFLY of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 620): GOT THE RUNS of TOO OLD (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 617): FIREHYDRANT DEFILER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 608): YVONNE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 284): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 503): SLITHER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 238): AFTERSHOCK of SLAMMA JAMMA (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 560): CONNOR MACLEOD of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Armalias, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 336): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 675): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 674): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 659): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 662): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 658): GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 658): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 656): ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 620): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 617): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 608): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 284): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 503): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 238): SLAMMA JAMMA (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 560): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 336): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 658): THOME of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 258): MONKEY DO of PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
                              MRS. PEACOCK of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 658): SPUD LOOMIS of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 656): JACK DANIELS of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajack, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 617): FIREHYDRANT DEFILER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 608): YVONNE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Somebody's trying to get rid of me here.  Not the Veteran Mercenary, he was
hoping a loss would cause me to hang around.  And actually, it will, though not
because I lost the title, since I didn't.  But who wants to go to the Isle?  They
might suck me in to actually run in Andorak!  Horrible thought.
     Medium shield, high/moderate, can you wonder that I don't propose to compete on
the Isle?  I'd be swamped.  It's probably only Small Arena Syndrome that lets me
graduate at all.

                                    Spud Loomis

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Hey everybody, 
watch out for BETTEY DECKER, who flew up 22 points in the rankings after mashing THE 
HONEST MERCHANT like a melon.  Keep your eye on this gal.  It's a proud day for the 
SHEWISH BUFFET stable, as their warrior, BAKED FRATSFA, ascended the Duelmaster's 
throne.  Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Well, just when you thought it 
was safe to put a new warrior in the arena.  No no!  BARBECUE BOB, a mere boy, was 
slain by CULT MEMBER this turn.  Remember:  alliances are great, but try and take 
your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian, 
but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Its been fun, and I'm sure you 
enjoyed it (boos).  Now that I've got you worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be 
leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BAKED FRATSFA 4818           14   4  0   184       SHEWISH BUFFET (483)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BATTLIN' RATTLER 4558         4   1  0    66       SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)
-SEETHER 4499                  5   4  0    59       WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)
 JELLIA BOONE 4840            17   7  0    58       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BETTEY DECKER 4881            5   4  2    46       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BETTY FOURS 4899              2   0  0    16       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
-LIME JHELUM 4882              1   0  0    15       SHEWISH BUFFET (483)
 LEMON JHELUM 4893             0   1  0     2       SHEWISH BUFFET (483)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BARBECUE BOB 4892       3  2 0 GOLDEN CANYON 290    CULT MEMBER           659  NONE
SNACK 1 4905            0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 483   BLACK ORC             659  NONE
SNACK 2 4906            0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 483   HIGH ELF              659  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Battlin' Rattler -- I cooked a rattlesnake once.  It isn't in my usual line, but
losing to you brought it back with fond emotions.  Coiled it up and fried it. --
Jellia Boone

Seether -- Really, you are HARD to cook for.  Can I offer you--in the interests of
causing pain and all that--some really badly cooked sausages? -- Bettey Decker,
prepared to do either her best or her worst as the situation requires

Who would've believed the Happy Peasant could eat THAT MUCH, and still go away
smiling?  I'm stunned. -- Barbecue Bob

I think that Shiftyeyed Volunteer has eaten too much sugar!  He was wildly out of
control, his eyes darting everywhere. -- Betty Fours

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SNACK 2 was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SNACK 1 was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
SPUD LOOMIS was overcome by BAKED FRATSFA in a 1 minute veteran's Title match.
JELLIA BOONE was outwaited by M. CHARDINEE in a crowd pleasing 8 minute gory brawl.
BETTEY DECKER overpowered THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
BARBECUE BOB was dispatched by CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute bloody fight.
BETTY FOURS beat LEMON JHELUM in a popular 3 minute gruesome amateur's brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   1 -  0      80  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   2 -  0      78  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         AIMED BLOW         7 -   5 -  0      58  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     6 -   8 -  0      43  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  13 -  2      38  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         TOTAL PARRY        8 -  14 -  0      36  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         LUNGING ATTACK     2 -   5 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   5 -  0       0  |

Turn 659 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    BAKED FRATSFA 4818         14   4  0  184 SHEWISH BUFFET (483)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLIA BOONE 4840          17   7  0   58 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
STRIKING ATTACK  BETTEY DECKER 4881          5   4  2   46 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BAKED FRATSFA 4818.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was LEMON JHELUM 4893.  The ten other most popular fighters were BETTEY DECKER 
4881, BETTY FOURS 4899, BAKED FRATSFA 4818, SNACK 2 4906, SNACK 1 4905, JELLIA BOONE 
4840, BARBECUE BOB 4892,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was BARBECUE BOB 4892.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were JELLIA BOONE 4840, SNACK 1 4905, SNACK 2 4906, BAKED FRATSFA 
4818, BETTY FOURS 4899, BETTEY DECKER 4881, LEMON JHELUM 4893,  0,  0, and  0.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

SPUD LOOMIS (26-4839) GOLDEN CANYON (290)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

     For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.  

                          THE BUNNY GOD (2-5631) of 042909A               
                   BULLETPROOF MONK (11-4999) of LUROCIANS EXTREME 
                       COCO NUTS (60-8163) of FRUIT OF THE LOOM        
                          EAR (82-39911) of UNFORTUNATE HAIR               
                           NUTHYN (82-32147) of GAMMA HORDE                 
                          PORSCHE (82-41317) of COMPENSATING               

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes