DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/01/2011    Duedate: 08/13/2011

CALEAM ARENA

DM-26    TURN-661

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GAMBIT
ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)
(26-4826) [11-6-0,106]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

GAMBIT                         BATTLIN' RATTLER
ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)             SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)
(26-4826) [11-6-0,106]         (26-4558) [4-2-0,63]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GAMBIT                         GAMBIT
ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)             ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)
(26-4826) [11-6-0,106]         (26-4826) [11-6-0,106]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GOLDEN CANYON (290)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SHEWISH BUFFET (483)        37
2. GOLDEN CANYON (290)         15      GOLDEN CANYON (290)
3. ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)           3      Unchartered Team
4. SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)      -3
                                       SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)     4   2  0 66.7   1/ 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290)       5  8 0
 2/ 3 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      849 946 32 47.3   2/ 4 SHEWISH BUFFET (483)      3  5 0
 3/ 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)        16  19  1 45.7   3/ 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)        1  0 0
 4/ 4 SHEWISH BUFFET (483)      17  63  0 21.3   4/ 3*SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)    0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 337): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 677): HARLINE FLETE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 676): FANTASSIN of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 663): FEDORA LINDE of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 664): PLATE SHIFT of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 660): JUNGLE JIM of PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 660): JELLIA BOONE of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 658): MEMPHIS SLIM of DELTA BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 622): CORMEK DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 619): ENGLISH BULLDOG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): MILDRED LEONA of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 285): HOT STUFF of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 505): FLATULENCE of TOO OLD (The Old Man, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 239): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 562): CONNOR MACLEOD of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Armalias, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 337): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 677): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 676): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 661): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 664): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 660): PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 660): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 658): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajack, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 622): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 619): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 285): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 505): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 239): SLAMMA JAMMA (Crip?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 562): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 337): CONFESSION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
               (turn 336): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 663): FEDORA LINDE of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 664): JELLO of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
                            MORIT KOBUN of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
                (turn 663): TENTACRUEL of WATER DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 660): BAKED FRATSFA of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 658): STRIPE of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
             (turn 657): JACK HAMMER of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajack, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 621): RHOMBA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
                          HEARING AID of OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): ANCHORMAN of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Well, that is totally embarrassing, but I hope to do better next time.

                                   Jellia Boone

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, in CALEAM a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets poor.  
So bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news.  And let's see, LIME JHELUM fought 
BETTY FOURS and gained 17 points and contributed to SHEWISH BUFFET's 2-2-0.  BETTY 
FOURS has lost to LIME JHELUM, falling 13 points, while helping make GOLDEN CANYON a 
2-3-0 turn.  And all eyes were on GAMBIT this turn as he ascended to the throne of 
Duelmaster.  CALEAM has a new victor!  Can someone confirm a rumor for me?  I hear 
the top team makes their losing fighters do dishes at The Dripping Blade until they 
win.  Maybe?   
     The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more 
could a warrior ask of life?  Well, besides that.   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  We'd like to remind certain teams not to rob the graves of their enemies.  
You know who you are; and it's considered rude.   
     I like this place, CALEAM, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.  
Who could ask for more?  Well, I'm burning daylight here in CALEAM and I've a long 
road ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GAMBIT 4826                  11   6  0   106       ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JELLIA BOONE 4840            17   9  0    65       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 BATTLIN' RATTLER 4558         4   2  0    63       SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BETTEY DECKER 4881            6   5  2    41       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LIME JHELUM 4882              2   0  0    32       SHEWISH BUFFET (483)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JULY BUTLER 4910              1   0  0    13       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 LEMON JHELUM 4893             1   1  0    12       SHEWISH BUFFET (483)
 BETTY FOURS 4899              3   1  0    10       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 RISELLA PILAF 4909            0   1  0     1       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SNACK 1 4907            0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 483   HIGH ELF              661  NONE
SNACK 2 4908            0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 483   HIGH ELF              661  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Our congratulations to Baked Fratsfa. -- Jorja and the Golden Canyon chefs
P.S.  Maybe if you tried a little nutmeg sprinkled on top, that would help?

We also salute the tourney participants, whatever tourney they were involved in. --
Jorja and the chefs

Indeed, if the Happy Peasant was out-of-reason tough, he "inspired" the Visiting Orc
in the same line.  I don't like it. -- Bettey Decker

I didn't LIKE the Shiftyeyed Volunteer, not one bit, but I like having the only win.
-- Betty Fours

13 July 11
                                   Announcing!

          The No-Tourney ADM arena will be opening for business on the
          first of August of this year!
     It will be ADM Arena #107, making use of that idle installation down at Lirin
Kiv.  If the managers involved in this arena wish to rename it, suggestions will be
entertained through the months of August and September.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SNACK 2 was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SNACK 1 was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
JELLIA BOONE was viciously subdued by GAMBIT in a 4 minute veteran's Title match.
BATTLIN' RATTLER was bested by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute fight.
BETTEY DECKER overpowered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
LIME JHELUM vanquished BETTY FOURS in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
LEMON JHELUM devastated RISELLA PILAF in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided competition.
JULY BUTLER vanquished FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       3         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW         8 -   6 -  0      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK     3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  11 -  1      42  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   7 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        4 -  14 -  0      22  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   3 -  0       0  |

Turn 661 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   GAMBIT 4826                11   6  0  106 ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLIA BOONE 4840          17   9  0   65 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
AIMED BLOW       BATTLIN' RATTLER 4558       4   2  0   63 SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)
STRIKING ATTACK  BETTEY DECKER 4881          6   5  2   41 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GAMBIT 4826.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
GAMBIT 4826.  The ten other most popular fighters were LEMON JHELUM 4893, BATTLIN' 
RATTLER 4558, BETTEY DECKER 4881, LIME JHELUM 4882, JULY BUTLER 4910, JELLIA BOONE 
4840, BETTY FOURS 4899, SNACK 2 4908, SNACK 1 4907, and RISELLA PILAF 4909.

The least popular fighter this week was RISELLA PILAF 4909.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SNACK 1 4907, SNACK 2 4908, BETTY FOURS 4899, JELLIA BOONE 
4840, JULY BUTLER 4910, LIME JHELUM 4882, BETTEY DECKER 4881, BATTLIN' RATTLER 4558, 
LEMON JHELUM 4893, and GAMBIT 4826.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

GAMBIT (26-4826) ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

BAKED FRATSFA (26-4818) SHEWISH BUFFET (483)

               FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY XLVII

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HEART BREAKER 4752 (50-35-1)           2  3  0         ULTRA-VIOLENT        

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
NICKEL 4240 (40-45-0)                  0  3  0         ERRATUM              

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GAMBIT 4826 (10-6-0)                   6  3  0         ZOMBIE SQUAD         
BAKED FRATSFA 4818 (14-4-0)            3  3  0         SHEWISH BUFFET       

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BATTLIN' RATTLER 4558 (4-1-0)          6  3  0         SATAN'S SERPENTS     

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LIME JHELUM 4882 (1-0-0)               3  3  0         SHEWISH BUFFET       
DODO 3813 (0-0-0)                      0  3  0         RUFFLED FEATHERS     
THE OSTRICH 3814 (0-0-0)               0  3  0         RUFFLED FEATHERS     

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective 
immediately.  Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by 
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.