DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/15/2011    Duedate: 08/27/2011

CALEAM ARENA

DM-26    TURN-662

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BATTLIN' RATTLER
SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)
(26-4558) [5-2-0,65]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

JELLIA BOONE                   BATTLIN' RATTLER
GOLDEN CANYON (290)            SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)
(26-4840) [17-10-0,64]         (26-4558) [5-2-0,65]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BATTLIN' RATTLER               LEMON JHELUM
SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)         SHEWISH BUFFET (483)
(26-4558) [5-2-0,65]           (26-4893) [2-1-0,15]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GOLDEN CANYON (290)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GOLDEN CANYON (290)         25
2. SHEWISH BUFFET (483)        24      GOLDEN CANYON (290)
3. ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)           2      Unchartered Team
4. SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)       2
                                       SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)     5   2  0 71.4   1/ 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290)       5  8 0
 2/ 2 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      851 949 32 47.3   2/ 2 SHEWISH BUFFET (483)      4  4 0
 3/ 3 ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)        17  19  1 47.2   3/ 3 ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)        2  0 0
 4/ 4 SHEWISH BUFFET (483)      19  65  0 22.6   4/ 4*SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)    1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 338): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 678): ALMIGHTY BOB of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 677): HOCK of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 662): CHICKEN GUARD of HENPCS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 665): OLIVE OIL of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 661): JUNGLE JIM of PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 661): GAMBIT of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 659): MEMPHIS SLIM of DELTA BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 623): CORMEK DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 620): GRIMM LURCHER of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 611): MILDRED LEONA of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 286): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 506): FLATULENCE of TOO OLD (The Old Man, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 239): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 563): CONNOR MACLEOD of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Armalias, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 338): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 678): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 677): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 662): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 665): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 661): PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 661): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 659): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 623): CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 620): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 286): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 509): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 239): SLAMMA JAMMA (Crip?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 563): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 337): CONFESSION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 678): DOGMEAT of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
                               HARLINE FLETE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 663): FEDORA LINDE of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 665): OLIVE OIL of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
                (turn 664): JELLO of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
                            MORIT KOBUN of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 661): GAMBIT of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
               (turn 660): BAKED FRATSFA of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 658): STRIPE of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 620): GRIMM LURCHER of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): ANCHORMAN of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, in CALEAM a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets poor.  
So bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news.  And let's see, LIME JHELUM fought 
RUTHLESS JAYWALKER and gained 15 points and contributed to SHEWISH BUFFET's 2-2-0.  
JELLIA BOONE has lost to VETERAN MERCENARY, falling 1 points, while helping make 
GOLDEN CANYON a 2-3-0 turn.  The attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and 
GAMBIT remains CALEAM's top warrior for another turn.  By the way, was that our 
Duelmaster that I saw last night, cramped under the table at The Welcome Wench?   
     He who challenges well, fights well.  He who avoids without cause, shall lose 
for good reasons.  My mama told me that one.  GOLDEN CANYON has cause to stand tall, 
as they were CALEAM's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to 
beat.  And guess who avoided GOLDEN CANYON stable the most?  Believe it or not, it 
was SATAN'S SERPENTS.  Anyone surprised?  The most challenged warrior this turn was 
GOLDEN CANYON's warrior JELLIA BOONE.  More fighters challenged her than challenged 
the Duelmaster!   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  We'd like to remind certain teams not to rob the graves of their enemies.  
You know who you are; and it's considered rude.   
     Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the 
sweetest.  Always good to rest in CALEAM, but never good to wear out my welcome.  
Look for me in future turns.  Until you see my quill in CALEAM again, farewell-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BATTLIN' RATTLER 4558         5   2  0    65       SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JELLIA BOONE 4840            17  10  0    64       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LIME JHELUM 4882              3   0  0    47       SHEWISH BUFFET (483)
 BETTEY DECKER 4881            6   6  2    43       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BETTY FOURS 4899              4   1  0    25       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JULY BUTLER 4910              2   0  0    21       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 LEMON JHELUM 4893             2   1  0    15       SHEWISH BUFFET (483)
 RISELLA PILAF 4909            0   2  0     2       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BRUNCH 4912             0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 483   STONE GOLEM           662  NONE
DINNER 4913             0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 483   HIGH ELF              662  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Our congratulations to Gambit.  For a member of the living dead, you do well. --
Jorja and the Golden Canyon chefs

And we salute the tourney participants. -- Jorja and, again, the Golden Canyon chefs

Gambit -- At least I lost to a real person this time.  Well, I suppose a zombie
counts as a real person? -- Jellia Boone

Cult Members are easy to cook for.  You just tell 'em this is a fast day, and they go
away. -- Bettey Decker

Lime Jhelum -- Not my favorite.  How about something with a little more body to it?
-- Betty Fours

Lemon Jhelum -- Ack.  You might as well be ASPIC. -- Risella Pilaf

I suppose that Constable thought he was being "Friendly."  It looked to me more like
he was being greedy. -- July Butler

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DINNER was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BRUNCH was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
GAMBIT savagely defeated VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 1 minute expert's fight.
JELLIA BOONE was narrowly defeated by VETERAN MERCENARY in a exciting 7 minute fight.
BATTLIN' RATTLER bested BETTEY DECKER in a popular 1 minute Title duel.
LIME JHELUM viciously subdued RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute bloody match.
LEMON JHELUM overcame RISELLA PILAF in a 2 minute beginner's fight.
BETTY FOURS vanquished TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 2 minute uneven duel.
JULY BUTLER vanquished FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       2         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         AIMED BLOW        10 -   6 -  0      63  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK     5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  11 -  0      39  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        2 -  14 -  0      13  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 662 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       BATTLIN' RATTLER 4558       5   2  0   65 SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLIA BOONE 4840          17  10  0   64 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
SLASHING ATTACK  LIME JHELUM 4882            3   0  0   47 SHEWISH BUFFET (483)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BATTLIN' RATTLER 4558.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was LEMON JHELUM 4893.  The ten other most popular fighters were BATTLIN' 
RATTLER 4558, LIME JHELUM 4882, JULY BUTLER 4910, JELLIA BOONE 4840, BETTEY DECKER 
4881, RISELLA PILAF 4909, BETTY FOURS 4899, DINNER 4913, BRUNCH 4912, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was BRUNCH 4912.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DINNER 4913, BETTY FOURS 4899, RISELLA PILAF 4909, BETTEY DECKER 4881, 
JELLIA BOONE 4840, JULY BUTLER 4910, LIME JHELUM 4882, BATTLIN' RATTLER 4558, LEMON 
JHELUM 4893, and  0.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

GAMBIT (26-4826) ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)