DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/29/2011    Duedate: 09/10/2011

CALEAM ARENA

DM-26    TURN-663

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BATTLIN' RATTLER
SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)
(26-4558) [6-2-0,76]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

JELLIA BOONE                   BATTLIN' RATTLER
GOLDEN CANYON (290)            SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)
(26-4840) [18-10-0,68]         (26-4558) [6-2-0,76]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BATTLIN' RATTLER               LIME JHELUM
SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)         SHEWISH BUFFET (483)
(26-4558) [6-2-0,76]           (26-4882) [3-1-0,51]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GOLDEN CANYON (290)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GOLDEN CANYON (290)         34
2. SHEWISH BUFFET (483)        12      GOLDEN CANYON (290)
3. SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)      11      Unchartered Team
4. ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)           0
                                       SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)     6   2  0 75.0   1/ 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290)       8  7 0
 2/ 2 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      855 950 32 47.4   2/ 2 SHEWISH BUFFET (483)      4  7 0
 3- 3 ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)        17  19  1 47.2   3- 3 ZOMBIE SQUAD (384)        2  0 0
 4/ 4 SHEWISH BUFFET (483)      19  68  0 21.8   4/ 4*SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)    2  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 338): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 679): ALMIGHTY BOB of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 678): HOCK of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 663): GORLON INTHUR of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 666): POOP SLINGER of LOOK OUT!! (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 662): JUNGLE JIM of PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 662): BATTLIN' RATTLER of SATAN'S SERPENTS (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 660): NOTA BUTTERFLY of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 624): CORMEK DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 621): OLD YELLER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 612): MILDRED LEONA of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 286): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 507): FLATULENCE of TOO OLD (The Old Man, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 240): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 564): CONNOR MACLEOD of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Armalias, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 338): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 679): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 678): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 663): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 666): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 662): PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 662): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 660): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 624): CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 621): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 611): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 286): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 508): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 240): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 564): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 337): CONFESSION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 678): DOGMEAT of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
                               HARLINE FLETE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 663): GORLON INTHUR of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
                           DIJANNA KALM of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 665): OLIVE OIL of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 661): GAMBIT of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 660): NOTA BUTTERFLY of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 624): CORMEK DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 621): OLD YELLER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                 (turn 620): GRIMM LURCHER of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): ANCHORMAN of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in CALEAM this turn, and let's start 
with a look at some of the teams.  And let's see, RISELLA PILAF fought LEMON JHELUM 
and gained 14 points and contributed to GOLDEN CANYON's 4-1-0.  LEMON JHELUM has lost 
to RISELLA PILAF, falling 7 points, while helping make SHEWISH BUFFET a 0-3-0 turn.  
The attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and BATTLIN' RATTLER remains 
CALEAM's top warrior for another turn.  By the way, was that our Duelmaster that I 
saw last night, cramped under the table at The Dripping Blade?   
     He who challenges well, fights well.  He who avoids without cause, shall lose 
for good reasons.  My mama told me that one.  I also notice that the SATAN'S SERPENTS 
stable was the most avoided team this turn.  Come on CALEAM, what are you afraid of?  
And avoiding SATAN'S SERPENTS more than any other team we find SATAN'S SERPENTS.  
CALEAM, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  Is it really true that CALEAM has more dishwashers per capita that 
fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  Well, I'm burning daylight here in CALEAM and I've a long road 
ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BATTLIN' RATTLER 4558         6   2  0    76       SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JELLIA BOONE 4840            18  10  0    68       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BETTEY DECKER 4881            7   6  2    53       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 LIME JHELUM 4882              3   1  0    51       SHEWISH BUFFET (483)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JULY BUTLER 4910              3   0  0    27       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 BETTY FOURS 4899              4   2  0    25       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RISELLA PILAF 4909            1   2  0    16       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 LEMON JHELUM 4893             2   2  0     8       SHEWISH BUFFET (483)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SNACK 4920              0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 483   ARENAMASTER TOHR      663  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

That Veteran Mercenary is a bottomless pit.  And no skills, either. -- Jellia Boone
the Disgruntled

Battlin' Rattler -- Ah, but you see, all white meat does NOT taste like chicken.
Some tastes like what it is, and is better left uncooked. -- Bettey Decker

     And uneaten.

Lemon Jhelum -- The triumph of dessert. -- Risella Pilaf

And two more standbys get the dishwater in the face.  Works for us. -- Betty Fours
and July Butler

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SNACK was butchered by ARENAMASTER TOHREHN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BATTLIN' RATTLER won victory over M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute Title battle.
JELLIA BOONE unbelievably bested LIME JHELUM in a popular 3 minute gruesome match.
BETTEY DECKER slimly won victory over RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute contest.
BETTY FOURS was savagely defeated by THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 8 minute competition.
LEMON JHELUM was unbelievably bested by RISELLA PILAF in a 3 minute amateur's fight.
JULY BUTLER devastated SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       2         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   0 -  0     100  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         AIMED BLOW        12 -   6 -  0      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         LUNGING ATTACK     4 -   3 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -   9 -  0      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   6 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        2 -  12 -  0      14  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 663 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       BATTLIN' RATTLER 4558       6   2  0   76 SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLIA BOONE 4840          18  10  0   68 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
STRIKING ATTACK  BETTEY DECKER 4881          7   6  2   53 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
SLASHING ATTACK  LIME JHELUM 4882            3   1  0   51 SHEWISH BUFFET (483)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BATTLIN' RATTLER 4558.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was LIME JHELUM 4882.  The ten other most popular fighters were LEMON 
JHELUM 4893, BATTLIN' RATTLER 4558, BETTEY DECKER 4881, RISELLA PILAF 4909, JELLIA 
BOONE 4840, BETTY FOURS 4899, JULY BUTLER 4910, SNACK 4920,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was SNACK 4920.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were JULY BUTLER 4910, BETTY FOURS 4899, JELLIA BOONE 4840, RISELLA PILAF 
4909, BETTEY DECKER 4881, BATTLIN' RATTLER 4558, LEMON JHELUM 4893, LIME JHELUM 4882, 
0, and  0.