DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/26/2011    Duedate: 10/08/2011

CALEAM ARENA

DM-26    TURN-665

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BATTLIN' RATTLER
SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)
(26-4558) [8-2-0,93]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BATTLIN' RATTLER               POSITION IS EMPTY
SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)         
(26-4558) [8-2-0,93]           

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BATTLIN' RATTLER               BETTY FOURS
SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)         GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4558) [8-2-0,93]           (26-4899) [5-3-0,32]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GOLDEN CANYON (290)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)      48
2. SHEWISH BUFFET (483)         0      SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)
3. GOLDEN CANYON (290)        -28      Unchartered Team

                                       SOUTH PARK (407)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)     9   5  1 64.3   1/ 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290)       8  7 1
 2/ 2 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      859 956 33 47.3   2/ 2 SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)    4  3 1
 3- 4 SHEWISH BUFFET (483)      19  68  0 21.8   3- 3 SHEWISH BUFFET (483)      0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 339): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 681): FORD PREFECT of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 680): BIGFOOTS of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 665): LYNNIS NALL of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 668): POOP SLINGER of LOOK OUT!! (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 664): GILGAMESH IDON of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 664): BATTLIN' RATTLER of SATAN'S SERPENTS (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 662): LITTLE ROSIE of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 626): EARTH of CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 623): WROLLING THUNDER of THE STORM FRONT (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 614): MILDRED LEONA of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 287): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 509): FLATULENCE of TOO OLD (The Old Man, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 241): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 566): TRYPTOPHAN of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 339): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 681): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 680): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 665): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 668): LOOK OUT!! (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 664): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 664): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 662): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 626): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 623): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 614): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 287): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 509): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 241): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 566): NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 681): CHERRY CHICKEN of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
                               PURPLE PASSION of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 680): BIGFOOTS of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 668): POOP SLINGER of LOOK OUT!! (Floyd, mgr.)
                (turn 667): PLATE SHIFT of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 662): LITTLE ROSIE of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 623): WROLLING THUNDER of THE STORM FRONT (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 509): FLATULENCE of TOO OLD (The Old Man, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  Hey everybody, watch out for BETTY FOURS, who flew up 6 points in the 
rankings after mashing CULT MEMBER like a melon.  Keep your eye on this gal.  Ya 
know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  JULY BUTLER was bested by 
HAPPY PEASANT and drops 16 points.  Well, everybody's pal BATTLIN' RATTLER moved his 
record to 8-2-0 by defeating VETERAN MERCENARY in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and 
gaining 4 recognition points.  Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver 
this stuff?   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  CRAZED COTTONMOUTH defied all odds and slew SHEWISH GIANT 
in the Dark Arena.  The only ones displeased were the buzzards, as SHEWISH GIANT's 
meat is notoriously tough.  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes 
and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in CALEAM have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Okay, so I may not be the 
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Its been 
real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BATTLIN' RATTLER 4558         8   2  0    93       SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JELLIA BOONE 4840            18  12  0    66       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LIME JHELUM 4882              3   1  0    51       SHEWISH BUFFET (483)
 BETTEY DECKER 4881            8   7  2    43       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRAZED COTTONMOUTH 4557       1   0  1    33       SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)
 BETTY FOURS 4899              5   3  0    32       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 JULY BUTLER 4910              4   1  0    31       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RISELLA PILAF 4909            2   3  1    19       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
-LEMON JHELUM 4893             2   2  0     8       SHEWISH BUFFET (483)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SHEWISH GIANT           0  0 0 DARK ARENA           CRAZED COTTONMOU 4557 665  NONE
EARTHWORM 4555          0  1 0 SATAN'S SERPENTS 461 MOUNTAIN TROLL        665  NONE
GARTER SNAKE 4556       0  1 0 SATAN'S SERPENTS 461 MOUNTAIN TROLL        665  NONE
HOG NOSE 4554           0  1 0 SATAN'S SERPENTS 461 SHEWISH GIANT         665  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Battlin' Rattler -- Ah, this is a sad day for Caleam, when it's just the five of us
from Golden Canyon, you, and the standbys in the arena.  At least we went 3-1-1
against the standbys. -- Jellia Boone

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

EARTHWORM was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
HOG NOSE was slaughtered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
CRAZED COTTONMOUTH easily killed SHEWISH GIANT in a popular 1 minute Dark Arena match.
GARTER SNAKE was unbelievably slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute contest.
BATTLIN' RATTLER savagely defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute Title match.
JELLIA BOONE slimly lost to THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 7 minute mismatched fight.
JULY BUTLER was handily defeated by HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BETTEY DECKER was vanquished by RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BETTY FOURS savagely defeated CULT MEMBER in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
RISELLA PILAF was overpowered by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         WALL OF STEEL      1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         AIMED BLOW        14 -   5 -  1      74  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         LUNGING ATTACK     4 -   3 -  0      57  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   6 -  1      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -   9 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   4 -  0      20  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         TOTAL PARRY        2 -  10 -  0      17  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 665 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       BATTLIN' RATTLER 4558       8   2  0   93 SATAN'S SERPENTS (461)
TOTAL PARRY      JELLIA BOONE 4840          18  12  0   66 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
STRIKING ATTACK  BETTEY DECKER 4881          8   7  2   43 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BATTLIN' RATTLER 4558.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was BETTY FOURS 4899.  The ten other most popular fighters were CRAZED 
COTTONMOUTH 4557, GARTER SNAKE 4556, BATTLIN' RATTLER 4558, EARTHWORM 4555, BETTEY 
DECKER 4881, HOG NOSE 4554, JULY BUTLER 4910, RISELLA PILAF 4909, JELLIA BOONE 4840, 
and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was JELLIA BOONE 4840.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were RISELLA PILAF 4909, JULY BUTLER 4910, HOG NOSE 4554, BETTEY 
DECKER 4881, EARTHWORM 4555, BATTLIN' RATTLER 4558, GARTER SNAKE 4556, CRAZED 
COTTONMOUTH 4557, BETTY FOURS 4899, and  0.