DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/16/2012    Duedate: 01/28/2012

CALEAM ARENA

DM-26    TURN-670

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BETTEY DECKER
GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4881) [12-8-2,66]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BETTEY DECKER                  MY GF SHEDS
GOLDEN CANYON (290)            HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)
(26-4881) [12-8-2,66]          (26-4586) [6-3-0,50]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BETTEY DECKER                  MASS OF HAIR
GOLDEN CANYON (290)            HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)
(26-4881) [12-8-2,66]          (26-4606) [6-3-0,47]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GOLDEN CANYON (290)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)      16
2. GOLDEN CANYON (290)          2      GOLDEN CANYON (290)
                                       Unchartered Team

                                       HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)    16  11  0 59.3   1/ 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290)       9  6 0
 2/ 2 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      877 963 33 47.7   2/ 2*HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)    4  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 343): NORM QUESHA of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 689): SMIMATSU of THE ASSEMBLY (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 688): SPIKE of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 673): BLOODY KINK of THE SAVAGE KINKS (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 676): VINEGAR of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 672): SHOULDA 8 STEAK of PARKING LOT 3 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 669): BETTEY FOURS of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 670): LOST IN PACE of PACE'S WILD (Pacemaker, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 634): LORIS DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 631): THE HAND OF DOG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 622): MONSIGNOR MARK of FANIDLS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 291): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 516): MISS PASSIN' of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 245): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 574): DOMINION of ZOMBIE SQUAD III (Khisanth, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 343): MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 689): NICK JR. (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 688): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 673): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 676): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 672): SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 669): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 670): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 634): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 631): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 622): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 291): PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 516): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 245): DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 574): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 688): ROSE ROOSTER of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 673): STING of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 676): VINEGAR of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 670): LOST IN PACE of PACE'S WILD (Pacemaker, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 634): MARLIN KOLE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
                          EARTH of CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 631): THE HAND OF DOG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 622): MONSIGNOR MARK of FANIDLS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 291): 451 DEGREES of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                (turn 290): HOT STUFF of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 514): SLITHER of SERPENTS HOLD 113 (Khisanth, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     If your Gf sheds, you must improve its diet.  That is generally at the root of
such problems.  Unless it's a cat and is doing eject-a-hair.

                                   Bettey Decker

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail and well met warriors of CALEAM!  Know me for who I am, Zontani Sharp Eyes, 
Spymaster extraordinaire of all Alastari.  MY GF SHEDS caught the eye of many in the 
gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested MISS CATTY and was awarded 10 points 
in recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, AMBITIOUS GUARD put down 
BETTY FOURS, causing her to lose 10 points of recognition in the process.  Although 
VETERAN MERCENARY made a valiant effort, it did not suffice to topple the reign of 
victorious BETTEY DECKER.  Would you believe that over half of the old women in 
CALEAM seem to feel that they could fight better than you gladiators?   
     But come now, let us look deeper into the maze of contention and crossed blades 
that is city CALEAM.   
     What warrior does not hone his years, impatiently waiting for the moment of his 
foe's mortality?  Dark alleys may hide both secrets and assassins.  In the arena 
there is only the brightness of steel.  Keep vigil always!   
     The girls are as pretty in CALEAM as ever I remembered them....and the fighters 
as ugly!  Don't let your reputation slip!  More than a sharp eye must I keep, indeed 
a stout pair of legs must I keep as well!  The endless paths of Alastari await me!  
Till next we meet remember:  a fool flies into a rage quickly and often.  The wise 
are angered by the same thing only once.  Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BETTEY DECKER 4881           12   8  2    66       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MY GF SHEDS 4586              6   3  0    50       HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)
 MASS OF HAIR 4606             6   3  0    47       HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)
 BETTY FOURS 4899              8   5  0    39       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RISELLA PILAF 4909            5   5  1    28       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 EGLANTINE NOGS 4933           2   0  0    27       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 MISS CATTY 4927               3   1  0    24       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ON HER BACK 4587              2   4  0    15       HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Bettey Decker -- Nope, setting up my guys for future considerations.  If they don't
die, they'll be running here for the foreseeable future. -- TMM

     Having someone else here will make a pleasant change.

Well, I suppose if I *had* to lose to the Kung-Fu Master, "slimly" is the way to do
it.  I am, after all, slim. -- Betty Fours

Mass of Hair -- How disgusting!  One should not be able to floss with a rice
caserole. -- Risella Pilaf

The Trustworthy Scribe can NOT be trusted to take down a recipe accurately.  Silly
fellow. -- Miss Catty and Eglantine Nogs

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BETTEY DECKER devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
BETTY FOURS was subdued by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute melee.
MY GF SHEDS demolished MISS CATTY in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MASS OF HAIR bested RISELLA PILAF in a popular 2 minute contest.
EGLANTINE NOGS overpowered FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -   4 -  0      71  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK     9 -   4 -  1      69  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW         9 -   6 -  1      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -  10 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 670 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  BETTEY DECKER 4881         12   8  2   66 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
LUNGING ATTACK   MY GF SHEDS 4586            6   3  0   50 HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    BETTY FOURS 4899            8   5  0   39 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BETTEY DECKER 4881.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was MASS OF HAIR 4606.  The ten other most popular fighters were BETTEY DECKER 
4881, MY GF SHEDS 4586, EGLANTINE NOGS 4933, BETTY FOURS 4899, MISS CATTY 4927, 
RISELLA PILAF 4909,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was RISELLA PILAF 4909.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MISS CATTY 4927, BETTY FOURS 4899, EGLANTINE NOGS 4933, MY GF 
SHEDS 4586, BETTEY DECKER 4881, MASS OF HAIR 4606,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY XLVIII

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HEART BREAKER 4752 (55-43-1)           2  3  0         ULTRA-VIOLENT        

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FLESH FLAYER 4751 (51-44-1)            0  3  0         ULTRA-VIOLENT        

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HERSHEL WILLIAMS 4767 (42-33-2)        5  3  0         MEDAL OF HONOR F7    
GAMBIT 4826 (19-10-0)                  0  3  0         ZOMBIE SQUAD         

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
THE OSTRICH 3814 (0-0-0)               0  3  0         RUFFLED FEATHERS     

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
COBRA 4936 (0-0-0)                     3  3  0         SERPENTS HOLD        
RECOIL 4937 (0-0-0)                    3  3  0         SERPENTS HOLD        
SCALES 4934 (0-0-0)                    2  3  0         SERPENTS HOLD        
TIN PENQUIN 3817 (0-0-0)               2  3  0         RUFFLED FEATHERS     
LITTLE BOY LOST 4916 (0-0-0)           1  3  0         FREEZE