DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/30/2012    Duedate: 02/11/2012

CALEAM ARENA

DM-26    TURN-671

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BETTEY DECKER
GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4881) [13-8-2,81]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BETTEY DECKER                  SCALES
GOLDEN CANYON (290)            SERPENTS HOLD (488)
(26-4881) [13-8-2,81]          (26-4934) [1-0-0,20]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BETTEY DECKER                  SEETHER
GOLDEN CANYON (290)            WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)
(26-4881) [13-8-2,81]          (26-4499) [6-4-0,67]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GOLDEN CANYON (290)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SERPENTS HOLD (488)         55
2. GOLDEN CANYON (290)         13      HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)
3. HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)      10      Unchartered Team
4. WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)     8
                                       SERPENTS HOLD (488)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)    18  11  0 62.1   1/ 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290)       7  8 0
 2/ 0 WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)   6   4  0 60.0   2/ 2 HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)    5  1 0
 3/ 0*SERPENTS HOLD (488)        3   2  0 60.0   3/ 0*SERPENTS HOLD (488)       3  2 0
 4/ 2 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      879 966 33 47.6   4/ 0 WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)  1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 344): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 690): SMIMATSU of THE ASSEMBLY (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 689): FAITH of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 674): LYNNIS NALL of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 677): OLYMPIC of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 673): SHOULDA 8 STEAK of PARKING LOT 3 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 670): BETTEY DECKER of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 671): LUMBER JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 635): THAT ONE MONKEY of CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 632): DEVIL DOG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 623): LILA DEANE of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 292): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 517): MISS PASSIN' of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 245): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 575): DOMINION of ZOMBIE SQUAD III (Khisanth, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 344): MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 690): THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 689): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 674): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 677): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 673): SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 670): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 671): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 635): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 632): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 623): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 292): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 517): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 245): DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 575): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 690): WOEBRINGER of NEVERWAKE (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 689): FANTASSIN of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 674): LYNNIS NALL of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 673): STING of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 676): VINEGAR of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 670): LOST IN PACE of PACE'S WILD (Pacemaker, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 635): THAT ONE MONKEY of CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
              (turn 634): MARLIN KOLE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
                          EARTH of CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 632): DEVIL DOG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                 (turn 631): THE HAND OF DOG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 623): LILA DEANE of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
                 (turn 622): MONSIGNOR MARK of FANIDLS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 292): RENDOR QUIL of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
                (turn 291): 451 DEGREES of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 514): SLITHER of SERPENTS HOLD 113 (Khisanth, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     We thank you for those words of hope, Mr. Muffin Man.  This arena has been too
small for much too long.
     The Veteran Mercenary asked for Venison Marinade, and I had to explain to him
that there's more to chosing an appropriate dish than mere alliteration.  Still, I
believe I might do something with biscuits and gravy for him.  He lost well.

                                   Bettey Decker

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out CALEAM to see 
what's new.  MVP award for SCALES?  SERPENTS HOLD's proud of him after beating 
TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE and getting 20 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  BETTY FOURS' 
match with SEETHER cost her a loss of 4 points!  This Duelmaster is like something 
else!  BETTEY DECKER stopped M. CHARDINEE dead in his tracks!  I hear the top team 
insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for 
PR photos.   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All CALEAM ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a 
job, that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BETTEY DECKER 4881           13   8  2    81       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SEETHER 4499                  6   4  0    67       WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MY GF SHEDS 4586              7   3  0    55       HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)
 MASS OF HAIR 4606             7   3  0    52       HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)
 BETTY FOURS 4899              8   6  0    35       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MISS CATTY 4927               4   1  0    33       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 RISELLA PILAF 4909            5   6  1    24       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 EGLANTINE NOGS 4933           2   1  0    24       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SCALES 4934                   1   0  0    20       SERPENTS HOLD (488)
-ON HER BACK 4587              2   4  0    15       HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)
 RECOIL 4937                   1   0  0    15       SERPENTS HOLD (488)
 COBRA 4936                    1   0  0    13       SERPENTS HOLD (488)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BYE 4938                0  1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 488    WURM KIN              671  NONE
DIAMONDBACK 4935        0  1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 488    SHEWISH GIANT         671  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

We salute the tourney participants and wouldn't mind seeing some of them on the sands
here. -- Jorja and the Golden Canyon chefs

The Ambitious Guard was greedy and grasping, and I will *not* cook for him.  Besides,
he wants heavy, coarse food, sausages in bread-cases and stuff like that, and I don't
do stuff like that. -- Betty Fours

My GF Sheds -- That isn't as bad as a hairball, you know. -- Miss Catty
P.S.  Rinse with cold tea, and eat lots of liver.

Mass of Hair -- Are you sure?  I thought it was vermicelli. -- Risella Pilaf

The Friendly Constable drinks too much.  Silly man. -- Eglantine Nogs

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BYE was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DIAMONDBACK was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
BETTEY DECKER demolished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
SEETHER overpowered BETTY FOURS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.
MY GF SHEDS overpowered EGLANTINE NOGS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MASS OF HAIR devastated RISELLA PILAF in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
MISS CATTY overpowered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
COBRA devastated SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
RECOIL handily defeated POLITE BEGGAR in a crowd boring 4 minute uneven melee.
SCALES vanquished TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        10 -   4 -  1      71  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         LUNGING ATTACK     9 -   4 -  1      69  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -   5 -  0      69  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -  10 -  1      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 671 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  BETTEY DECKER 4881         13   8  2   81 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
AIMED BLOW       SEETHER 4499                6   4  0   67 WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)
LUNGING ATTACK   MY GF SHEDS 4586            7   3  0   55 HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    BETTY FOURS 4899            8   6  0   35 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BETTEY DECKER 4881.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SEETHER 4499.  The ten other most popular fighters were BETTEY DECKER 4881, 
MY GF SHEDS 4586, MISS CATTY 4927, COBRA 4936, SCALES 4934, BETTY FOURS 4899, MASS OF 
HAIR 4606, BYE 4938, DIAMONDBACK 4935, and EGLANTINE NOGS 4933.

The least popular fighter this week was RECOIL 4937.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were RISELLA PILAF 4909, EGLANTINE NOGS 4933, DIAMONDBACK 4935, BYE 4938, 
MASS OF HAIR 4606, BETTY FOURS 4899, SCALES 4934, COBRA 4936, MISS CATTY 4927, and MY 
GF SHEDS 4586.