DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/13/2012    Duedate: 02/25/2012

CALEAM ARENA

DM-26    TURN-672

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SEETHER
WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)
(26-4499) [7-4-0,82]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SEETHER                        LITTLE BOY LOST
WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)       FREEZE (486)
(26-4499) [7-4-0,82]           (26-4916) [1-0-0,13]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BETTEY DECKER                  EGLANTINE NOGS
GOLDEN CANYON (290)            GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4881) [13-9-2,70]          (26-4933) [3-1-0,41]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GOLDEN CANYON (290)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. FREEZE (486)                40
2. GOLDEN CANYON (290)         38      WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)
3. WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)    15      Unchartered Team
4. SERPENTS HOLD (488)          0
5. HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)      -9      FREEZE (486)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)   7   4  0 63.6   1/ 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290)       7  8 0
 2/ 1 HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)    19  12  0 61.3   2/ 2 HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)    5  1 0
 3- 3*SERPENTS HOLD (488)        3   2  0 60.0   3- 3*SERPENTS HOLD (488)       3  2 0
 4/ 4 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      882 968 33 47.7   4/ 4 WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)  2  0 0
 5/ 0*FREEZE (486)               2   3  0 40.0   5/ 0*FREEZE (486)              2  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 344): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 691): A DOG'S LIFE of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 690): FAITH of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 675): GILLY MANDERSON of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 678): TARANA STONE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 674): THE COOK of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 671): BETTEY DECKER of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 672): LUMBER JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 636): LORIS DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 633): TRIPLE DAWG DARE of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 624): LONG BIGGAR of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 292): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 518): LILLY SCOOTER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 246): RAPUNZEL of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 576): DOMINION of ZOMBIE SQUAD III (Khisanth, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 344): MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 691): THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 690): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 675): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 678): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 674): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 671): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 672): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 636): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 633): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 624): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 292): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 518): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 246): DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 575): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 689): FANTASSIN of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 674): LYNNIS NALL of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 674): THE COOK of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 635): THAT ONE MONKEY of CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 632): DEVIL DOG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 623): LILA DEANE of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 292): RENDOR QUIL of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
                (turn 291): 451 DEGREES of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Today, it was M. Chardinee.  Always a picky eater, that one.  Champagne.
Macaroons.  Although I suppose it's better than trying to feed snakes.

                                   Bettey Decker

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  GOLDEN CANYON had cause to celebrate, after BETTY FOURS got 18 points 
by beating MY GF SHEDS.  MY GF SHEDS certainly had a baffled expression on his face, 
after losing to BETTY FOURS and losing 13 points in the process!  In CALEAM, nothing 
is permanent (except Death), and we find ourselves a new Duelmaster, SEETHER.  Word 
has it one team in CALEAM is taking speech lessons to try to bore their opponent to 
death.  I'll bet it works.   
     So much to report, so little time!  Perhaps the warriors of  should take up some 
hobbies, as they are the most avoided team...  Like a pup with its tail between its 
legs, WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. scurried away from .  Oh, the shame!   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  Oh hard!  that to 
strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!   
     All good things must come to an end.  Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards 
fat!  Do not despair!  I shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SEETHER 4499                  7   4  0    82       WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BETTEY DECKER 4881           13   9  2    70       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MASS OF HAIR 4606             8   3  0    56       HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)
 BETTY FOURS 4899              9   6  0    53       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 MISS CATTY 4927               5   1  0    48       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 MY GF SHEDS 4586              7   4  0    42       HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)
 EGLANTINE NOGS 4933           3   1  0    41       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RISELLA PILAF 4909            5   7  1    23       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
-SCALES 4934                   1   0  0    20       SERPENTS HOLD (488)
-ON HER BACK 4587              2   4  0    15       HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)
-RECOIL 4937                   1   0  0    15       SERPENTS HOLD (488)
 LITTLE BOY LOST 4916          1   0  0    13       FREEZE (486)
-COBRA 4936                    1   0  0    13       SERPENTS HOLD (488)
 VISIONS OF JOHANNA 4917       1   0  0    11       FREEZE (486)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ALL NIGHT GIRLS 4914    0  1 0 FREEZE 486           SHEWISH GIANT         672  NONE
NIGHT WATCHMAN 4915     0  1 0 FREEZE 486           FRIENDLY CONSTAB      672  NONE
THE D TRAIN 4918        0  1 0 FREEZE 486           BLACK ORC             672  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Seether -- Despite that loss and the prospect of many more, we welcome the return of
your team.  The echo was getting bad in here. -- Betty Fours
P.S.  I'll even make you sticky buns, if you like.
P.P.S.  That's what we at Golden Canyon have been doing with the long, empty months:
Cooking.

My Gf Sheds -- Not in my kitchen, she doesn't!  There are hair nets for that. --
Eglantine Nogs

Mass of Hair -- Have you considered shaving your head? -- Risella Pilaf

I have no intention of feeding a Cult Member.  Nasty fellow. -- Miss Catty

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ALL NIGHT GIRLS was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
THE D TRAIN was dealt death by BLACK ORC in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
BETTEY DECKER was overcome by SEETHER in a 1 minute Title match.
MY GF SHEDS was savagely defeated by BETTY FOURS in a 3 minute bloody duel.
MASS OF HAIR devastated RISELLA PILAF in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
EGLANTINE NOGS viciously subdued THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 2 minute gruesome brawl.
MISS CATTY overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
LITTLE BOY LOST handily defeated SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
VISIONS OF JOHANNA won victory over POLITE BEGGAR in a 2 minute beginner's duel.
NIGHT WATCHMAN was slain by FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 2 minute gory beginner's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       3         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -   5 -  0      72  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        10 -   5 -  1      67  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         LUNGING ATTACK     8 -   5 -  1      62  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -  10 -  1      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   4 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 672 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       SEETHER 4499                7   4  0   82 WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)
STRIKING ATTACK  BETTEY DECKER 4881         13   9  2   70 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
LUNGING ATTACK   MASS OF HAIR 4606           8   3  0   56 HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    BETTY FOURS 4899            9   6  0   53 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
BASHING ATTACK   EGLANTINE NOGS 4933         3   1  0   41 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BETTEY DECKER 4881.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was THE D TRAIN 4918.  The ten other most popular fighters were EGLANTINE NOGS 
4933, VISIONS OF JOHANNA 4917, MY GF SHEDS 4586, BETTY FOURS 4899, MASS OF HAIR 4606, 
MISS CATTY 4927, SEETHER 4499, LITTLE BOY LOST 4916, NIGHT WATCHMAN 4915, and ALL 
NIGHT GIRLS 4914.

The least popular fighter this week was RISELLA PILAF 4909.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BETTEY DECKER 4881, ALL NIGHT GIRLS 4914, NIGHT WATCHMAN 4915, 
LITTLE BOY LOST 4916, SEETHER 4499, MISS CATTY 4927, MASS OF HAIR 4606, BETTY FOURS 
4899, MY GF SHEDS 4586, and VISIONS OF JOHANNA 4917.