DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/12/2012    Duedate: 03/24/2012

CALEAM ARENA

DM-26    TURN-674

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SEETHER
WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)
(26-4499) [9-4-0,97]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SEETHER                        POSITION IS EMPTY
WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)       
(26-4499) [9-4-0,97]           

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BETTEY DECKER                  SEETHER
GOLDEN CANYON (290)            WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)
(26-4881) [14-10-2,68]         (26-4499) [9-4-0,97]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GOLDEN CANYON (290)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GOLDEN CANYON (290)         41
2. WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)     6      WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)
3. FREEZE (486)                 0      Unchartered Team
4. HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)     -20
                                        (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)   9   4  0 69.2   1/ 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290)       8  7 1
 2/ 2 HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)    21  14  0 60.0   2/ 3 WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)  3  0 0
 3/ 4 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      887 973 34 47.7   3/ 2 HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)    3  3 0
 4- 5*FREEZE (486)               2   3  0 40.0   4- 5*FREEZE (486)              2  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 345): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 693): PARAGON of THE ASSEMBLY (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 692): FAITH of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 676): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 680): OLYMPIC of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 676): VINA YANCY of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 673): SEETHER of WENSINWASIN 5.5.2 (Khorvinus, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 674): JACK KNIFE of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 638): LORIS DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 635): STRAY CAT of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 626): SHELLEY ANN of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 293): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 520): LILLY SCOOTER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 246): RAPUNZEL of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 578): DOMINION of ZOMBIE SQUAD III (Khisanth, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 345): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 693): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 692): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 677): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 680): BASH BROS. BOSS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 676): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 673): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 674): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 638): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 635): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 626): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 293): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 520): SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 247): DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 578): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 345): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 676): BALISONG of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 680): OLYMPIC of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 673): BUKKA WHITE of DELTA BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 292): RENDOR QUIL of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 519): MISS PASSIN' of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     So, another week, another win against the tubby chef.  I commend you on your
sticky buns, they seem to be the only thing going for you as of late.  Again, I will
challenge no one, seeing the last 4 out of the last 5 fights I have had have been
against you.  Ms. Decker, it seems that there is no one else, unless someone decides
to sweep in unannounced, which will be fine by me.  I bid you adieu, Caleam, for I
have training to do, extra training thanks to the sticky buns.

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out CALEAM to see 
what's new.  MVP award for MISS CATTY?  GOLDEN CANYON's proud of her after beating 
MASS OF HAIR and getting 24 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  MASS OF HAIR 
got smashed by MISS CATTY, and lost 21 points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is 
being unfair?  I think SEETHER should let KUNG-FU MASTER be Duelmaster for a while, 
without fighting about it.  Who was the wiseguy that said CALEAM's Duelmaster was 
paying for drinks at The Welcome Wench?  Don't look at me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, 
that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  I had a fun 
time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SEETHER 4499                  9   4  0    97       WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BETTY FOURS 4899             11   6  0    76       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 BETTEY DECKER 4881           14  10  2    68       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MISS CATTY 4927               6   2  0    66       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MY GF SHEDS 4586              8   5  0    50       HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)
 MASS OF HAIR 4606             9   4  0    45       HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)
 EGLANTINE NOGS 4933           3   3  0    35       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RISELLA PILAF 4909            6   8  2    28       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ON HER BACK 4587              2   4  0    15       HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)
-LITTLE BOY LOST 4916          1   0  0    13       FREEZE (486)
-VISIONS OF JOHANNA 4917       1   0  0    11       FREEZE (486)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Seether -- I have this excellent recipe for barbecue.... -- Bettey Decker
P.S.  With baked potatoes.

My Gf Sheds -- Ack!  Hairs in my nog!  That's horrible to contemplate. -- Eglantine
Nogs
P.S.  Perhaps I need to work on my timing, though we were both in that boat together.

The Happy Peasant.  Bah.  Okay, so I was playing with him.  I tried to stretch the
fight out.  So?  I was bored.  Sue me. -- Betty Fours

Mass of Hair -- Maybe a top dressing of cheese sauce would help? -- Miss Catty

"Friendly" is one thing.  Pushy, grabbing, and greedy is entirely something else. --
Risella Pilaf

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SEETHER devastated KUNG-FU MASTER in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
BETTY FOURS savagely defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 3 minute brutal melee.
MASS OF HAIR was overpowered by MISS CATTY in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
BETTEY DECKER slimly won victory over MY GF SHEDS in a 2 minute fight.
EGLANTINE NOGS was defeated by RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute match.
RISELLA PILAF slimly lost to AMBITIOUS GUARD in a action packed 4 minute gory brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -   7 -  0      65  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    10 -   6 -  1      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW         8 -   5 -  1      62  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-RIPOSTE     12 -   9 -  1      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY        3 -   3 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 674 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  2         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       SEETHER 4499                9   4  0   97 WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    BETTY FOURS 4899           11   6  0   76 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
STRIKING ATTACK  BETTEY DECKER 4881         14  10  2   68 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
LUNGING ATTACK   MY GF SHEDS 4586            8   5  0   50 HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BETTEY DECKER 4881.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SEETHER 4499.  The ten other most popular fighters were BETTY FOURS 4899, MY 
GF SHEDS 4586, BETTEY DECKER 4881, RISELLA PILAF 4909, MISS CATTY 4927, EGLANTINE 
NOGS 4933, MASS OF HAIR 4606,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was MASS OF HAIR 4606.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were EGLANTINE NOGS 4933, MISS CATTY 4927, RISELLA PILAF 4909, 
BETTEY DECKER 4881, MY GF SHEDS 4586, BETTY FOURS 4899, SEETHER 4499,  0,  0, and  0.