DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/26/2012    Duedate: 04/07/2012

CALEAM ARENA

DM-26    TURN-675

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BETTEY DECKER
GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4881) [15-10-2,91]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BETTEY DECKER                  POSITION IS EMPTY
GOLDEN CANYON (290)            
(26-4881) [15-10-2,91]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BETTEY DECKER                  MISS CATTY
GOLDEN CANYON (290)            GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4881) [15-10-2,91]         (26-4927) [7-2-0,68]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GOLDEN CANYON (290)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GOLDEN CANYON (290)         40
2. HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)     -12      WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)
3. WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)   -19      Unchartered Team

                                       KAOS (491)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)   9   5  0 64.3   1/ 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290)       8  7 1
 2/ 2 HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)    22  15  0 59.5   2/ 3 HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)    3  3 0
 3/ 3 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      890 975 34 47.7   3/ 2 WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)  2  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 346): NORM QUESHA of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 694): COWLICK of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 692): FAITH of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 678): KYNGRATH MOR of KAOS 2 (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 681): TARANA STONE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 677): ROBIN STORZ of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 674): SEETHER of WENSINWASIN 5.5.2 (Khorvinus, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 675): JACK KNIFE of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 639): COOLIN DUNN of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 636): TRIPLE DAWG DARE of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 627): SHELLEY ANN of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 294): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 521): LILLY SCOOTER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 246): RAPUNZEL of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 579): DOMINION of ZOMBIE SQUAD III (Khisanth, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 346): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 694): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 693): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 678): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 981): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 677): SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 674): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 675): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 639): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 636): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 627): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 294): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 521): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 247): DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 579): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 346): NORM QUESHA of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 345): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 694): COWLICK of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 680): OLYMPIC of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 675): JACK KNIFE of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, CALEAM?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed 
to see RISELLA PILAF win a fight and gain 19 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, RISELLA 
PILAF beat MY GF SHEDS and MY GF SHEDS lost 15 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  
And it's out with the old, in with the new, as BETTEY DECKER takes the Title and last 
week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks 
and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines 
through use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     There's got to be a better place in CALEAM to get a drink than The Swinging 
Aardvark!  Any suggestions?  Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you 
have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Paste this one in your 
scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BETTEY DECKER 4881           15  10  2    91       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SEETHER 4499                  9   5  0    78       WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)
 BETTY FOURS 4899             11   7  0    72       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 MISS CATTY 4927               7   2  0    68       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MASS OF HAIR 4606            10   4  0    48       HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)
 RISELLA PILAF 4909            7   8  2    47       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 MY GF SHEDS 4586              8   6  0    35       HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)
 EGLANTINE NOGS 4933           3   4  0    35       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ON HER BACK 4587              2   4  0    15       HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Seether -- Ah, but wait till you see what I have THIS week!  It is true, I spend more
effort on my baking than my dueling, but if I survive the arena, the baking will
support me and I can forget the arena.  Obviously, I'm not a candidate for extended
fighting! -- Bettey Decker
P.S.  Tell me what you think of the sausage rolls, eh?

The Veteran Mercenary is helpless in the face of my cookies. -- Betty Fours

Mass of Hair -- Excellent!  I've been needing to make a new tea strainer, and there
might almost be enough hair for the meshes now. -- Miss Catty

My Gf Sheds -- She probably needs to adjust her diet; that shedding can't be healthy.
-- Bettey Decker

Two LOSSES to standbys?  The shame! -- Eglantine Nogs and Risella Pilaf

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SEETHER was bested by BETTEY DECKER in a 1 minute Title fight.
BETTY FOURS was viciously subdued by VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a exciting 2 minute duel.
MISS CATTY savagely defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a action packed 2 minute bloody fight.
MY GF SHEDS was bested by RISELLA PILAF in a 3 minute fight.
EGLANTINE NOGS was savagely defeated by MASS OF HAIR in a 1 minute match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY        3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -   6 -  0      71  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -   6 -  1      65  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         AIMED BLOW         6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-RIPOSTE     12 -   9 -  1      57  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   5 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 675 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  BETTEY DECKER 4881         15  10  2   91 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
AIMED BLOW       SEETHER 4499                9   5  0   78 WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    BETTY FOURS 4899           11   7  0   72 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
LUNGING ATTACK   MASS OF HAIR 4606          10   4  0   48 HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BETTEY DECKER 4881.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was MISS CATTY 4927.  The ten other most popular fighters were MASS OF HAIR 
4606, MY GF SHEDS 4586, RISELLA PILAF 4909, BETTEY DECKER 4881, SEETHER 4499, BETTY 
FOURS 4899, EGLANTINE NOGS 4933,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was EGLANTINE NOGS 4933.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BETTY FOURS 4899, SEETHER 4499, BETTEY DECKER 4881, RISELLA 
PILAF 4909, MY GF SHEDS 4586, MASS OF HAIR 4606, MISS CATTY 4927,  0,  0, and  0.