DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/09/2012    Duedate: 04/21/2012

CALEAM ARENA

DM-26    TURN-676

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SEETHER
WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)
(26-4499) [10-5-0,98]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SEETHER                        KATRYNA
WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)       WRATHMEN (492)
(26-4499) [10-5-0,98]          (26-4961) [1-0-0,21]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BETTEY DECKER                  MASS OF HAIR
GOLDEN CANYON (290)            HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)
(26-4881) [15-11-2,75]         (26-4606) [11-4-0,56]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GOLDEN CANYON (290)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WRATHMEN (492)              75
2. WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)    20      WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)
3. HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)      14      Unchartered Team
4. GOLDEN CANYON (290)         -6
                                       WRATHMEN (492)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*WRATHMEN (492)             5   0  0  100   1/ 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290)       8  7 0
 2/ 1 WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)  10   5  0 66.7   2/ 0*WRATHMEN (492)            5  0 0
 3/ 2 HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)    24  15  0 61.5   3/ 2 HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)    3  3 0
 4/ 3 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      892 978 34 47.7   4/ 3 WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)  2  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 346): NORM QUESHA of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 695): TAPIK of THE ASSEMBLY (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 694): FAITH of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 679): KYNGRATH MOR of KAOS 2 (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 682): TARANA STONE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 678): WAIT of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 675): BETTEY DECKER of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 676): DREAM OF DAY of RANDOM (JE, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 640): COOLIN DUNN of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 637): STRAY CAT of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 628): DOMINATION of 24 HOURS OF DOOM (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 294): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 522): LILLY SCOOTER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 247): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 580): SARINA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 346): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 695): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 694): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 679): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 682): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 678): SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 675): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 676): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 640): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 637): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 628): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 294): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 522): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 248): DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 580): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 346): NORM QUESHA of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 345): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 694): COWLICK of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 675): JACK KNIFE of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 248): DIANGELIQUE of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Obviously, the sausage rolls were a hit with you, Seether.  I do like to see a
man enjoy his food.  I'm thinking pie tonight, what's your favorite?

                                   Bettey Decker

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  WRATHMEN seems 
to have it's eye on the top team spot, and if they continue having 5-0-0 weeks they 
may get it!  Hey everybody, watch out for KATRYNA, who flew up 21 points in the 
rankings after mashing TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE like a melon.  Keep your eye on this gal.  
Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  EGLANTINE NOGS lost to 
MY GF SHEDS and drops 4 points.  In front of all the crowds, SEETHER took the 
Duelmaster's crown for his own.  I give the bum two weeks.  Can you believe they are 
paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they 
will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  Good luck in 
next week's fights.  And remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick 
your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SEETHER 4499                 10   5  0    98       WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BETTY FOURS 4899             12   7  0    82       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 BETTEY DECKER 4881           15  11  2    75       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 MISS CATTY 4927               8   2  0    75       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MASS OF HAIR 4606            11   4  0    56       HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)
 RISELLA PILAF 4909            7   9  2    44       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 MY GF SHEDS 4586              9   6  0    41       HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EGLANTINE NOGS 4933           3   5  0    31       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KATRYNA 4961                  1   0  0    21       WRATHMEN (492)
-ON HER BACK 4587              2   4  0    15       HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)
 MEYSIN 4960                   1   0  0    15       WRATHMEN (492)
 AERYN 4963                    1   0  0    15       WRATHMEN (492)
 DENAI 4962                    1   0  0    13       WRATHMEN (492)
 JI 4959                       1   0  0    11       WRATHMEN (492)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Really!  It's okay (though dumb) if the Virginal Concubine doesn't like my cookies,
but there's no reason for her to be VICIOUS about it.  If she's going to be like
that, well, there are things I could say about HER. -- Betty Fours

For a man, the Ambitious Guard was almost... polite.  Thoughtful. -- Miss Catty

My Gf Sheds -- Not as good as my storage sheds. -- Risella Pilaf

Mass of Hair -- I swear, it would be easier to just blast the drain open with LYE. --
Eglantine Nogs
P.S.  Or even flame.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BETTEY DECKER was devastated by SEETHER in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
BETTY FOURS won victory over VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 3 minute gruesome battle.
MISS CATTY subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute fight.
EGLANTINE NOGS was viciously subdued by MY GF SHEDS in a 2 minute bloody brawl.
RISELLA PILAF was savagely defeated by MASS OF HAIR in a exciting 4 minute fight.
JI bested POLITE BEGGAR in a 2 minute bloody novice's duel.
MEYSIN overpowered POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
KATRYNA overpowered TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
DENAI vanquished SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
AERYN vanquished POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         AIMED BLOW         8 -   2 -  0      80  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    13 -   6 -  0      68  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -   7 -  0      68  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         TOTAL PARRY        2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE     12 -  10 -  1      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 676 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       SEETHER 4499               10   5  0   98 WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    BETTY FOURS 4899           12   7  0   82 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
STRIKING ATTACK  BETTEY DECKER 4881         15  11  2   75 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
LUNGING ATTACK   MASS OF HAIR 4606          11   4  0   56 HAIR EVERYWHERE! (464)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BETTEY DECKER 4881.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was MASS OF HAIR 4606.  The ten other most popular fighters were JI 4959, BETTY 
FOURS 4899, MISS CATTY 4927, MY GF SHEDS 4586, KATRYNA 4961, SEETHER 4499, RISELLA 
PILAF 4909, MEYSIN 4960, BETTEY DECKER 4881, and EGLANTINE NOGS 4933.

The least popular fighter this week was AERYN 4963.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DENAI 4962, EGLANTINE NOGS 4933, BETTEY DECKER 4881, MEYSIN 4960, 
RISELLA PILAF 4909, SEETHER 4499, KATRYNA 4961, MY GF SHEDS 4586, MISS CATTY 4927, 
and BETTY FOURS 4899.