DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/21/2012    Duedate: 06/02/2012

CALEAM ARENA

DM-26    TURN-679

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SEETHER
WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)
(26-4499) [13-5-0,129]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SEETHER                        AERYN
WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)       WRATHMEN (492)
(26-4499) [13-5-0,129]         (26-4963) [4-0-1,38]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BETTY FOURS                    BETTY FOURS
GOLDEN CANYON (290)            GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4899) [14-8-0,92]          (26-4899) [14-8-0,92]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WRATHMEN (492)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WRATHMEN (492)              34
2. WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)     9      WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)
3. GOLDEN CANYON (290)          8      Unchartered Team
4. SERPENTS HOLD (488)          0
5. MUTILATORS (3)               0      WRATHMEN (492)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*WRATHMEN (492)            14   5  1 73.7   1/ 1*WRATHMEN (492)            9  5 1
 2/ 2 WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)  13   5  0 72.2   2/ 2 GOLDEN CANYON (290)       8  7 0
 3- 4*SERPENTS HOLD (488)        8   6  0 57.1   3- 3*SERPENTS HOLD (488)       5  4 0
 4/ 5 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      900 985 34 47.7   4/ 4 WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)  3  0 0
 5- 6*MUTILATORS (3)             9  25  3 26.5   5- 6*MUTILATORS (3)            0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 348): PENNY of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 698): PARAGON of THE ASSEMBLY (Froot E. Bowl, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 697): ZANDER of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 682): ROMO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 685): RINGWORM of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 681): DEEZ of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 678): SEETHER of WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (Khorvinus, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 679): DREAM OF DAY of RANDOM (JE, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 643): LINAEA DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 640): CIRCE of LADY OF THE MOON (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 631): SHELLEY ANN of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 295): SAVAGE SNOWBALL of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 525): KUNG PAO KOLACTAN of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 248): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 583): COYOTE of BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (A-Sop, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 348): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 698): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 697): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 682): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 685): TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 681): ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 678): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 379): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 643): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 640): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 631): AZURE CLOUDS (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 296): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 525): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 249): WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 583): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 698): BERLAM FOOTE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
                   (turn 697): WOOF WOOF of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 685): RINGWORM of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 679): GAZELLE HOUND of DOG DAY AFTERNOON (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 295): AREOPOLITE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 248): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                 (turn 248): DIANGELIQUE of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, Warriors of CALEAM.  Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to give 
you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport.  Practice pays for 
AERYN, who pummelled RISELLA PILAF, to pocket 11 points.  KATRYNA certainly had a 
baffled expression on hers face, after losing to EGLANTINE NOGS and losing 4 points 
in the process!  Those who hoped for a new Duelmaster were disappointed by BETTEY 
DECKER, of GOLDEN CANYON, who despite a 16-13-2 couldn't overcome CALEAM's Number 1.  
So who's the team that's been walking into taverns last week and ordering milk?  
Sounds like a PR stunt to me.   
     My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. 
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!   
     Ah, the duel!  The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd!  Oh hard!  that 
to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!   
     All good things must come to an end.  Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards 
fat!  Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for CALEAM?  On that 
giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SEETHER 4499                 13   5  0   129       WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BETTY FOURS 4899             14   8  0    92       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MISS CATTY 4927              10   3  0    86       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 BETTEY DECKER 4881           16  13  2    81       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-COBRA 4936                    3   0  0    48       SERPENTS HOLD (488)
 AERYN 4963                    4   0  1    38       WRATHMEN (492)
 RISELLA PILAF 4909            8  11  2    37       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
-RECOIL 4937                   3   0  0    36       SERPENTS HOLD (488)
 JI 4959                       4   0  0    34       WRATHMEN (492)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DENAI 4962                    3   1  0    30       WRATHMEN (492)
 EGLANTINE NOGS 4933           5   6  0    28       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
-SCALES 4934                   2   0  0    26       SERPENTS HOLD (488)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SPIKE 22                      4   2  2    22       MUTILATORS (3)
 MEYSIN 4960                   2   2  0    20       WRATHMEN (492)
-SLUGO 26                      1   8  0    17       MUTILATORS (3)
-JOE 23                        3   3  1    13       MUTILATORS (3)
-MARIO 25                      1   6  0     9       MUTILATORS (3)
 KATRYNA 4961                  1   2  0     5       WRATHMEN (492)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Eglantine Nogs -- Thank you for not laughing at me.  My mgr wasn't nearly as kind.
And to make matters worse...he made me write "Next time draw your backup, stupid!"
one hundred times. -- Meysin, Balboa wannabe

Shiftyeyed Volunteer -- Let me guess... everyone else took one step backward and all
of a sudden you volunteered. -- Ji

Trustworthy Scribe -- There's you something to write home about. -- Denai

Family and friends of Trustworthy Scribe -- Sincere condolenses on your loss. --
Aeryn

Mutilators -- Welcome back! -- Wrathmen

Denai -- I never "kid" about such things. -- Marngei of Rithakar, Bonded Scribe

Ji -- No!  I don't want to KNOW what's coming, okay? -- Dacian Lorvath, reluctant
volunteer

Aeryn -- Be glad you didn't see it! -- Dacian Lorvath, reluctant volunteer

We salute the tourney participants. -- Jorja and the Golden Canyon chefs

Seether -- Was that a great pie, or what?  New recipe:  apples AND cranberries,
together.  Darned good, I thought.  Probably ate too much of it myself, but it was,
um, a selfless act, I had to keep my teammates from making pigs of themselves!  Yeah,
that was it, I was protecting them.... -- Bettey Decker

Tompot Steelclaw, Khalhums Dwarf -- I just KNEW if I kept the cakes coming at you,
you'd succumb.  For a little guy, you can hold a lot before you're topped up, though.
-- Betty Fours

Jinsi H'ru, Veteran of Many Actions -- I'm surprised you survived. -- Miss Catty
P.S.  Your "many actions," I'm surprised you survived 'em.

Cobra -- You snakes.  That's about what I expected. -- Risella Pilaf

Meysin -- You cats!  You WILL climb things, won't you?  This time, you were climbing
the ranks too fast.  Better than the curtains, I suppose, but it's a good thing you
have nine lives. -- Eglantine Nogs

Betty Fours -- You ever made rat pie?  I could get into a good rat pie. -- Tompot
Steelclaw, Khalhums Dwarf

Miss Catty -- Have you no respect for my gray hairs? -- Jinsi H'ru, Veteran of Many
Actions

Ji -- Again?  Are you IN LEAGUE with Them?  Gods, that's a horrible thought! --
Dacian Lorvath, reluctant volunteer

Denai -- That wasn't fun, but I could live with it, but your teammate!  Aeryn went
beyond all reason! -- Marngei of Rithakar, Bonded Scribe

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SEETHER devastated BETTEY DECKER in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
BETTY FOURS narrowly defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a exciting 5 minute gory melee.
MISS CATTY won victory over NOBLE ASSASSIN in a 2 minute brawl.
RISELLA PILAF was outwaited by AERYN in a 8 minute veteran vs. novice upset fight.
JI devastated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
EGLANTINE NOGS devastated KATRYNA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
MEYSIN overpowered POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven melee.
DENAI vanquished POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   0 -  1     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         AIMED BLOW        15 -   3 -  0      83  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    12 -   7 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  11 -  0      54  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-RIPOSTE     13 -  13 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     7 -   8 -  0      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 679 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         3  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       SEETHER 4499               13   5  0  129 WENSINWASIN 5.5.2. (458)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    BETTY FOURS 4899           14   8  0   92 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
STRIKING ATTACK  MISS CATTY 4927            10   3  0   86 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
PARRY-LUNGE      AERYN 4963                  4   0  1   38 WRATHMEN (492)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BETTY FOURS 4899.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BETTY FOURS 4899.  The ten other most popular fighters were RISELLA PILAF 
4909, EGLANTINE NOGS 4933, SEETHER 4499, MISS CATTY 4927, AERYN 4963, BETTEY DECKER 
4881, JI 4959, MEYSIN 4960, KATRYNA 4961, and DENAI 4962.

The least popular fighter this week was DENAI 4962.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were KATRYNA 4961, MEYSIN 4960, JI 4959, BETTEY DECKER 4881, AERYN 4963, 
MISS CATTY 4927, SEETHER 4499, EGLANTINE NOGS 4933, RISELLA PILAF 4909, and BETTY 
FOURS 4899.