DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/10/2012    Duedate: 09/22/2012

CALEAM ARENA

DM-26    TURN-687

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

COBRA
SERPENTS HOLD (488)
(26-4936) [7-0-0,99]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BETTY FOURS                    COBRA
GOLDEN CANYON (290)            SERPENTS HOLD (488)
(26-4899) [20-10-0,117]        (26-4936) [7-0-0,99]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BETTY FOURS                    MISS CATTY
GOLDEN CANYON (290)            GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4899) [20-10-0,117]        (26-4927) [13-8-0,70]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GOLDEN CANYON (290)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SERPENTS HOLD (488)         34
2. GOLDEN CANYON (290)         -4      WRATHMEN (492)
3. WRATHMEN (492)              -6      Unchartered Team

                                       SERPENTS HOLD (488)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 WRATHMEN (492)            34  19  1 64.2   1/ 1 GOLDEN CANYON (290)       9  6 0
 2/ 2*SERPENTS HOLD (488)       17  15  0 53.1   2/ 2*SERPENTS HOLD (488)       6  7 0
 3/ 3 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      921 %1004 34 47.8   3/ 3 WRATHMEN (492)            3  6 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 352): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 706): GAG HALFRUNT of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 705): TWO BUCK CHUCK of NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 690): ROMO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 693): JOBERT DONNER of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 689): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 686): BETTEY DECKER of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 687): KAIJHEK of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 651): PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM of ADVENTURE TIME 2 (Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 648): JACK DANIELS of I C DRUNK PEOPLE (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 639): THE COOK MESSED UP of BASH BROS. WAITRESS
                                                          (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 300): ANASTASIUS of DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 533): OHMYGOD of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 253): B'ZIADUL of WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 591): HANGMAN of FACES OF DEATH (Blackhart, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 352): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 706): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 705): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 690): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 693): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 689): FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 686): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 687): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 651): RANDOM (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 648): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 639): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 300): DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 533): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 253): WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 591): NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 706): SILVER HAIR of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
                   (turn 705): A DOG'S LIFE of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 705): VISIONZ of WU TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
                          LUG NUT of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 638): LONG BIGGAR of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 300): ANASTASIUS of DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon CALEAM, for I, 
Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  GOLDEN CANYON had cause to celebrate, after EGLANTINE 
NOGS got 17 points by beating JI.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, EGLANTINE 
NOGS was winsome, after beating JI and seeing him lose 10 points.  What can be a 
greater victory?  COBRA has taken his place as the top, as CALEAM's new Duelmaster.  
So who was the warrior seen charging into immovable walls and challenging dead trees? 
Someone's got a basic problem...   
     So much to report, so little time!   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  Ask not for whom the 
sword slashes; it slashes for thee.   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  My fingers tire and I fear my incessant prattling 
may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable character.  Like a mixed metaphor, and 
an overtaxed simile, I now bid CALEAM farewell-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COBRA 4936                    7   0  0    99       SERPENTS HOLD (488)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BETTY FOURS 4899             20  10  0   117       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BETTEY DECKER 4881           22  15  2    83       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
-AERYN 4963                    8   2  1    76       WRATHMEN (492)
-DENAI 4962                    7   3  0    76       WRATHMEN (492)
 MISS CATTY 4927              13   8  0    70       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SCALES 4934                   5   1  0    57       SERPENTS HOLD (488)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RISELLA PILAF 4909           11  16  2    55       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 EGLANTINE NOGS 4933           8  11  0    49       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
-MEYSIN 4960                   7   3  0    45       WRATHMEN (492)
 RECOIL 4937                   5   2  0    42       SERPENTS HOLD (488)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JI 4959                       8   4  0    28       WRATHMEN (492)
 KATRYNA 4961                  4   7  0    28       WRATHMEN (492)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BYE 4982                0  1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 488    HIGH ELF              687  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

All -- We're suffering from temporary personals burnout.  We just can't face it.  By
next turn, probably even by tomorrow, things will be better again.  Probably. --
Jorja and Golden Canyon

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BYE was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BETTEY DECKER was vanquished by COBRA in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
BETTY FOURS demolished M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute uneven fight.
MISS CATTY slimly lost to KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 3 minute veteran's contest.
RECOIL was luckily beaten by RISELLA PILAF in a 6 minute bloody competition.
JI was vanquished by EGLANTINE NOGS in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SCALES beat KATRYNA in a 2 minute brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   1 -  0      83  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   2 -  1      75  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         AIMED BLOW        14 -   6 -  0      70  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK    11 -   7 -  0      61  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK     6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE     17 -  17 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  14 -  0      44  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 687 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  3         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  COBRA 4936                  7   0  0   99 SERPENTS HOLD (488)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    BETTY FOURS 4899           20  10  0  117 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
STRIKING ATTACK  BETTEY DECKER 4881         22  15  2   83 GOLDEN CANYON (290)
AIMED BLOW       SCALES 4934                 5   1  0   57 SERPENTS HOLD (488)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BETTY FOURS 4899.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was MISS CATTY 4927.  The ten other most popular fighters were COBRA 4936, BETTY 
FOURS 4899, EGLANTINE NOGS 4933, SCALES 4934, RISELLA PILAF 4909, RECOIL 4937, 
KATRYNA 4961, BYE 4982, BETTEY DECKER 4881, and JI 4959.

The least popular fighter this week was JI 4959.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BETTEY DECKER 4881, BYE 4982, KATRYNA 4961, RECOIL 4937, RISELLA PILAF 
4909, SCALES 4934, EGLANTINE NOGS 4933, BETTY FOURS 4899, COBRA 4936, and MISS CATTY 
4927.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

BETTY FOURS (26-4899) GOLDEN CANYON (290)