DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/25/2013    Duedate: 04/06/2013

CALEAM ARENA

DM-26    TURN-701

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

COBRA
SERPENTS HOLD (488)
(26-4936) [19-0-1,169]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

COBRA                          HARRY HERMIT
SERPENTS HOLD (488)            HILLTOP GURUS (495)
(26-4936) [19-0-1,169]         (26-4996) [3-2-0,46]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MISS CATTY                     RISELLA PILAF
GOLDEN CANYON (290)            GOLDEN CANYON (290)
(26-4927) [17-18-0,86]         (26-4909) [15-26-3,91]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SERPENTS HOLD (488)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GOLDEN CANYON (290)         20
2. HILLTOP GURUS (495)         16      SERPENTS HOLD (488)
3. SERPENTS HOLD (488)          9      Unchartered Team
4. VCU COLLEGE RADIO (494)      0
                                       HILLTOP GURUS (495)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 SERPENTS HOLD (488)       55  28  2 66.3   1/ 1 SERPENTS HOLD (488)      12  2 0
 2- 2*VCU COLLEGE RADIO (494)   15  15  0 50.0   2/ 2 GOLDEN CANYON (290)       6  9 0
 3/ 3 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      946 %1049 35 47.4   3/ 4*HILLTOP GURUS (495)       2  2 0
 4/ 4*HILLTOP GURUS (495)        3   5  0 37.5   4- 3*VCU COLLEGE RADIO (494)   2  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 359): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 720): DARK JESTER of CHAOS CARNIVAL (Nurgle, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 719): HARRY MUTT of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 704): HARD LUCK WOMAN of KISS ME (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 707): SERGEANT 4 of MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 703): DEEZ of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 700): COBRA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 701): PANAMA JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 665): MORK CALLING ORSON of CSU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 662): LAVO VAUGN of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 653): UNCLE JUNIOR of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 307): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 547): GYPSY JUNE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 260): SINCEMILLA of WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 605): MICHAEL COOPER of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 359): PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 720): THE JOKER'S WILD (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 719): WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 7004: KISS ME (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 707): MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 703): SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 700): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 701): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 665): CSU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 662): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 653): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 307): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 547): BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 260): WRATHMENT XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 605): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 720): PINK PORPOISE of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
                   (turn 719): PAIR-O-SEVENS of THE JOKER'S WILD (Sir Jessie Jest)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 719): MARIA of WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
              (turn 718): LASSO of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 707): JOBERT DONNER of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 703): DEEZ of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 699): SCALES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 701): PANAMA JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 662): LAVO VAUGN of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 653): UNCLE JUNIOR of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 306): CAUSTIC CROCUS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
CALEAM brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see HARRY HERMIT win a fight and gain 16 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, 
SOURDOUGH SAM beat FLEX and FLEX lost 9 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And if 
variety is the spice of life, CALEAM may be getting bland, as COBRA stays top dog in 
the city.  The Dripping Blade, humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where 
do they get this stuff?  From CALEAM's trash dumps?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  SERPENTS HOLD, I suppose you'll be glad to know you 
were this turn's most avoided team.  Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And 
who led the way in this mass act of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It 
was HILLTOP GURUS.  Ha ha ha ha!   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess 
what brave team is developing these kinds of weapons?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Phlllt!  Just had to do that before 
I leave the fine city of CALEAM.  I feel much better now.  Paste this one in your 
scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COBRA 4936                   19   0  1   169       SERPENTS HOLD (488)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RISELLA PILAF 4909           15  26  3    91       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-IMAGINATION 4975              8   1  0    88       VCU COLLEGE RADIO (494)
 MISS CATTY 4927              17  18  0    86       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EGLANTINE NOGS 4933          14  19  0    61       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GO HEELS! 4986                3   1  0    51       VCU COLLEGE RADIO (494)
-BASTION 4977                  4   2  0    46       VCU COLLEGE RADIO (494)
 HARRY HERMIT 4996             3   2  0    46       HILLTOP GURUS (495)
 SHIV 5006                     5   1  1    39       SERPENTS HOLD (488)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 APPELONIA 4987                7   6  0    27       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 SOURDOUGH SAM 4991            4   6  0    27       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 PITT 5011                     3   0  0    25       SERPENTS HOLD (488)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLEX 5008                     3   2  0    16       SERPENTS HOLD (488)
-JUDGEMENT DAY 4998            0   2  0     6       HILLTOP GURUS (495)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Cobra -- It gave me a certain pleasure to inflict that win upon you.  When you get to
the Isle and are just one more lord protector among tens of thousands (they're packed
in like sardines there, and in an inferior grade of oil), you will have NO EXPERIENCE
in losing.  It will come as a horrible shock to you.  And I'll laugh.  Quietly, of
course. -- Risella Pilaf

Ah, the Khalhums Dwarf.  Always a pleasure to defeat him. -- Miss Catty
P.S.  I like the way he screams.

I prepared the Happy Pheasant with a wine sauce, which made him happy indeed.  Tasty,
too. -- Eglantine Nogs

Harry Hermit -- Have you considered shaving? -- Appelonia

Flex -- Eh.  In my younger days, I'd have tied you in knots. -- Sourdough Sam

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

COBRA devastated MISS CATTY in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
RISELLA PILAF viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 4 minute expert's battle.
EGLANTINE NOGS was vanquished by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SHIV defeated APPELONIA in a 2 minute brutal fight.
FLEX was viciously subdued by SOURDOUGH SAM in a 5 minute gruesome brawl.
HARRY HERMIT overpowered VISITING ORC in a 2 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
PITT handily defeated SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 2 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -   3 -  1      79  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         AIMED BLOW        26 -  11 -  1      70  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         TOTAL PARRY        3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL     10 -  10 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK     4 -   7 -  0      36  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   9 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  10 -  0      17  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 701 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  COBRA 4936                 19   0  1  169 SERPENTS HOLD (488)
TOTAL PARRY      HARRY HERMIT 4996           3   2  0   46 HILLTOP GURUS (495)
AIMED BLOW       SHIV 5006                   5   1  1   39 SERPENTS HOLD (488)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MISS CATTY 4927.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was RISELLA PILAF 4909.  The ten other most popular fighters were SOURDOUGH SAM 4991, 
FLEX 5008, SHIV 5006, HARRY HERMIT 4996, COBRA 4936, PITT 5011, MISS CATTY 4927, 
EGLANTINE NOGS 4933, APPELONIA 4987, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was APPELONIA 4987.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were EGLANTINE NOGS 4933, MISS CATTY 4927, PITT 5011, COBRA 4936, HARRY 
HERMIT 4996, SHIV 5006, FLEX 5008, SOURDOUGH SAM 4991, RISELLA PILAF 4909, and  0.