DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/08/2013    Duedate: 04/20/2013

CALEAM ARENA

DM-26    TURN-702

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

COBRA
SERPENTS HOLD (488)
(26-4936) [20-0-1,177]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

COBRA                          PAVEN
SERPENTS HOLD (488)            ORDER (493)
(26-4936) [20-0-1,177]         (26-4968) [5-0-0,85]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MISS CATTY                     PAVEN
GOLDEN CANYON (290)            ORDER (493)
(26-4927) [17-19-0,70]         (26-4968) [5-0-0,85]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SERPENTS HOLD (488)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ORDER (493)                 24
2. SERPENTS HOLD (488)         13      SERPENTS HOLD (488)
3. HILLTOP GURUS (495)          0      Unchartered Team
4. VCU COLLEGE RADIO (494)      0
5. GOLDEN CANYON (290)         -9      ORDER (493)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*ORDER (493)                5   0  0  100   1/ 1 SERPENTS HOLD (488)       9  5 0
 2/ 1 SERPENTS HOLD (488)       57  31  2 64.8   2/ 2 GOLDEN CANYON (290)       6  9 0
 3- 2*VCU COLLEGE RADIO (494)   15  15  0 50.0   3- 3*HILLTOP GURUS (495)       2  0 0
 4/ 3 GOLDEN CANYON (290)      948 %1052 35 47.4   4/ 0*ORDER (493)               1  0 0
 5- 4*HILLTOP GURUS (495)        3   5  0 37.5   5- 4*VCU COLLEGE RADIO (494)   1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 359): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 721): KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO of WRATHMEN DM 20 (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 720): VORTEX of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 705): BORT of WE BE WAR FLAILS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 708): WHAT? of TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 704): SAURON of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 701): COBRA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 702): NEOR FEY of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 666): CHAD GORAM of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 663): DODO of BIRDS (JE, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 654): KURT COBAIN of THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 307): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 548): GYPSY JUNE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 261): SINCEMILLA of WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 606): MICHAEL COOPER of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 359): PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 721): WRATHMEN DM 20 (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 720): THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 705): KISS ME (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 708): MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 704): SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 701): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 702): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 666): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 663): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 654): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 307): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 548): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 261): PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 606): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 720): PINK PORPOISE of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 719): MARIA of WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 707): JOBERT DONNER of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 703): DEEZ of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 702): NEOR FEY of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
        IAYE (turn 701): PANAMA JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 662): LAVO VAUGN of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 654): KURT COBAIN of THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
                             WHAT WATER? of BASH BROS. WAITRESS (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 653): UNCLE JUNIOR of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 306): CAUSTIC CROCUS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 261): SINCEMILLA of WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon CALEAM, for I, 
Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  ORDER had cause to celebrate, after PAVEN got 24 
points by beating MISS CATTY.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, PAVEN was 
winsome, after beating MISS CATTY and seeing her lose 16 points.  Those who hoped for 
a new Duelmaster were disappointed by RISELLA PILAF, of GOLDEN CANYON, who despite a 
15-27-3 couldn't overcome CALEAM's Number 1.  So who's the team that's been walking 
into taverns last week and ordering milk?  Sounds like a PR stunt to me.   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
Ask not a spymaster for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen 
into an unconscious stupor.   
     Do not think spyreporting in CALEAM is the highlight of my life.  My fingers 
tire and I fear my incessant prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable 
character.  Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for CALEAM?  
On that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COBRA 4936                   20   0  1   177       SERPENTS HOLD (488)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RISELLA PILAF 4909           15  27  3    88       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
-IMAGINATION 4975              8   1  0    88       VCU COLLEGE RADIO (494)
 PAVEN 4968                    5   0  0    85       ORDER (493)
 MISS CATTY 4927              17  19  0    70       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 EGLANTINE NOGS 4933          15  19  0    68       GOLDEN CANYON (290)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GO HEELS! 4986                3   1  0    51       VCU COLLEGE RADIO (494)
-BASTION 4977                  4   2  0    46       VCU COLLEGE RADIO (494)
-HARRY HERMIT 4996             3   2  0    46       HILLTOP GURUS (495)
 APPELONIA 4987                8   6  0    38       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 SHIV 5006                     5   2  1    35       SERPENTS HOLD (488)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLEX 5008                     4   2  0    28       SERPENTS HOLD (488)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SOURDOUGH SAM 4991            4   7  0    19       GOLDEN CANYON (290)
 PITT 5011                     3   1  0    17       SERPENTS HOLD (488)
-JUDGEMENT DAY 4998            0   2  0     6       HILLTOP GURUS (495)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
OA 5014                 0  1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 488    DARK CHAMPION         702  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Cobra -- And again!  Ha, take that, you snake. -- Miss Catty

The way to the heart of the Khalhums Dwarf is through his stomach, but the
arenamaster stopped me before I got there.  Drat. -- Risella Pilaf
P.S.  Although I did manage to slice and dice his kidneys.

Chalris Creve, Ambitious Guard, got me in a weak moment.  I was preparing to mix up
my signature drink and couldn't find any brandy! -- Eglantine Nogs

Shiv -- You would be a Bad Boy, if you were a boy. -- Appelonia

Flex -- Ah!  Knots.  I knew I could still do it. -- Sourdough Sam

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

OA was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
COBRA demolished RISELLA PILAF in a 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
MISS CATTY was overpowered by PAVEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.
EGLANTINE NOGS overpowered SHIV in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
SOURDOUGH SAM was viciously subdued by FLEX in a 3 minute gory duel.
APPELONIA devastated PITT in a 2 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       3         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -   3 -  1      80  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         AIMED BLOW        27 -  12 -  1      69  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         TOTAL PARRY        3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL     10 -  12 -  0      45  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK     4 -   7 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  10 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  10 -  0      17  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 702 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         4  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  COBRA 4936                 20   0  1  177 SERPENTS HOLD (488)
AIMED BLOW       PAVEN 4968                  5   0  0   85 ORDER (493)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MISS CATTY 4927.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was PAVEN 4968.  The ten other most popular fighters were EGLANTINE NOGS 4933, FLEX 
5008, SOURDOUGH SAM 4991, APPELONIA 4987, COBRA 4936, MISS CATTY 4927, SHIV 5006, OA 
5014, RISELLA PILAF 4909, and PITT 5011.

The least popular fighter this week was PITT 5011.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were RISELLA PILAF 4909, OA 5014, SHIV 5006, MISS CATTY 4927, COBRA 4936, 
APPELONIA 4987, SOURDOUGH SAM 4991, FLEX 5008, EGLANTINE NOGS 4933, and PAVEN 4968.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

COBRA (26-4936) SERPENTS HOLD (488)