DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/13/2004    Duedate: 03/11/2004

MORYA ARENA

DM-28    TURN-238

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ZACHARIAH
RED IRON KNIGHTS (302)
(28-2930) [14-2-0,97]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LOONY LATEKNIGHT               CENTIPEDE
IDIOTIC ICCERS (398)           CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
(28-3529) [20-7-1,116]         (28-3980) [4-3-0,54]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

STUPID SMILEY                  COA PATTY
IDIOTIC ICCERS (398)           KESSEN (443)
(28-3527) [18-9-0,88]          (28-3830) [9-2-0,109]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE WARLORDS II (413)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BOXOROX (396)               49
2. CLASSIC ARCADE (415)        37      IDIOTIC ICCERS (398)
3. MAGICAL MADNESS (417)       33      Unchartered Team
4. UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)       32
5. LADZ OF LUGBURZ (444)       30      VALHALLA (435)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 IDIOTIC ICCERS (398)      86  46  4 65.2   1/ 1 THE WARLORDS II (413)    11  4 1
 2/ 2 THE WARLORDS II (413)     37  21  3 63.8   2/ 2 IDIOTIC ICCERS (398)     10  4 0
 3/ 3 THE PENTARCHY (397)      156 105  4 59.8   3/ 4 WIMPS OF MADNESS (433)   10  5 0
 4/ 4 KESSEN (443)              32  22  0 59.3   4/ 5 PRIMAL FURY (438)         9  4 2
 5- 8 NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)   70  55  1 56.0   5/ 6 SRETSAMLEUD (431)         9  4 0
 6/ 9 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)     28  22  1 56.0   6/12 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)    8  4 1
 7/ 5*VALHALLA (435)            25  20  2 55.6   7/13 MAGICAL MADNESS (417)     8  6 0
 8/10 CANADIAN BACON (383)     100  84 10 54.3   8/ 8*VALHALLA (435)            8  7 0
 9/ 6 BAD GERMS (430)           27  23  0 54.0   9/ 7 KESSEN (443)              8  7 0
10/11 PRIMAL FURY (438)         29  26  4 52.7  10/ 3 50TH MILK RAS (448)       7  7 1
11/16 BOXOROX (396)             50  45  2 52.6  11/ 9 DODGE BULLETS (126)       7  7 0
12/13 CRYPT KNIGHTS (191)      139 126  8 52.5  12/15 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)     6  3 1
13/14 FLOWER HAMMERZ (372)      55  53  3 50.9  13/23 CRYPT KNIGHTS (191)       6  4 0
14/17 MAGICAL MADNESS (417)     28  27  0 50.9  14/24 BOXOROX (396)             6  7 0
15/ 0 JUGGERNAUTS (144)         45  45  4 50.0  15/10 CANADIAN BACON (383)      6  8 0
16/19 LADZ OF LUGBURZ (444)     22  22  2 50.0  16/14 LUNAE MILITES (387)       6  9 1
17/18 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)   157 158  8 49.8  17/18 THE PENTARCHY (397)       6  9 0
18/21 WIMPS OF MADNESS (433)    27  28  0 49.1  18/20*CLASSIC ARCADE (415)      6  9 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/12 50TH MILK RAS (448)       26  27  1 49.1  19/16 LEE FAMILY (440)          6  9 0
20/20 DODGE BULLETS (126)      193 207  9 48.3  20/19 FLOWER HAMMERZ (372)      5 10 1
21/22 SHADOW GATE (414)         24  27  0 47.1  21/22 LADZ OF LUGBURZ (444)     4  6 1
22/25 LEE FAMILY (440)          25  30  0 45.5  22/11 BAD GERMS (430)           4  7 0
23/24 LUNAE MILITES (387)       40  49  3 44.9  23/26 SHADOW GATE (414)         4  8 0
24-26*GONDORS BASE (441)        10  13  0 43.5  24/28 FILIPINA LADYZ (423)      4 11 1
25/27 SRETSAMLEUD (431)         23  31  2 42.6  25/25 RED IRON KNIGHTS (302)    3  1 0
26/30 RED IRON KNIGHTS (302)    40  64  3 38.5  26/27 ROOK'S RAVENS (412)       3 12 1
27/29 FILIPINA LADYZ (423)      21  34  2 38.2  27-29*GONDORS BASE (441)        2  2 0
28-28 HEAVEN'S GATE (446)       19  31  1 38.0  28-31 HEAVEN'S GATE (446)       2  2 0
29/ 0 HITLIST XXVIII (450)       8  14  1 36.4  29-17 NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)   2  3 0
30/31 ROOK'S RAVENS (412)       19  36  6 34.5  30/ 0 HITLIST XXVIII (450)      1  0 0
31/33*CLASSIC ARCADE (415)      15  30  0 33.3  31/ 0 JUGGERNAUTS (144)         0  2 0
32-34*PHANTASMAGOR (2)           6  18  0 25.0  32-34*PHANTASMAGOR (2)          0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

     >)]H[(< + -----:----- + >)] The Free Cities #76 [(< + -----:----- + >)]H[(<

Various places in Zukal:

     "There are warriors coming.  Several of them from Free Blades, in fact," Kitala
the Bold, Lady Protector of Crysalis, reported.  She picked with most comfortable
chair in the Blue Moon guildhouse's common room with an unerring instinct and settled
into it.  "Maybe one or two from Crysalis, as well.  Me, anyway.  I'm getting bored
on the Isle."
     "When?" Jorja asked.  She didn't much like Kitala--they'd trained on the same
team in Lin Tirian years ago--but she could work with the woman.  Kitala had a
deserved reputation for getting things done.  Things no one else wanted to do, and by
Mantor's Shining Sword, dealing with Sekahos was not something Jorja wanted to do.
She hated politics.  "The sooner we get started, the sooner we'll be done with it."
     "Couple of weeks, probably," Kitala said after a moment's thought.  "These
things don't happen all at once.  People have to cancel their dental appointments,
sublet their apartments, find someone to walk their dogs, stuff like that.  Some of
'em even consult their managers!"  The Lubanese woman shook her head as at an
inexplicable marvel.
                       ***     *****     ***     *****     ***
     Ghenis crouched on a roof and looked down at soldiers marching through an alley.
They were some of Sekahos's men, heading for a brothel, not that it mattered.  Any
soldiers would do for this test.  When they were all in the alley and in his sight,
Ghenis clutched his talisman and muttered, "Stop these men, make them helpless to
prevent anything I would inflict on them in Your Name."  Then he held his breath,
waiting to see if the Dark God of the cult would answer his request.  If the Demongod
answered, then he would know that the cult was real, whatever fripperies Pelishtekan
dressed it in.  And if there was no answer....  The gladiator bared his teeth in a
silent snarl.  There was, somewhere, just such a Demongod.  He knew it.  And he would
find that Demongod and unleash it on the Ferencian and the others who would propose a
false cult, just for the money and power it gave them.  Let all false prophets
beware!
                       ***     *****     ***     *****     ***
     In the principal hall of Zukal's grandest palace, the man who was now calling
himself Prince Sekahos scowled at his advisors.  "It's outrageous!  Intolerable!
It--"
     "It has happened, even so, Prince," Amar Yayoi said.  He was the Prince's
battlemage and chief adviser.  "Some fool among the benighted heathen of this land
has let loose a tribe of Old Ones, dregur as they are called here, against us.  We
must re-bind--"
     "Why can't we get them on our side?" the Prince demanded.  "If these local
yokels bound them before, then the dregur must hate them even more than they hate us.
Why not form an alliance?"
     "A novel idea," the mage said slowly, "but I would recommend against it.  The
Old Ones are not noted for their willingness to accommodate to we who are the Younger
Peoples."  He watched closely as Sekahos considered this and felt a sinking in the
pit of his stomach.  His Prince was going to demand that the attempt be made.  It
could lead to the deepest disaster, and even if an alliance successfully forged, it
could not be depended upon.  The Old Ones were masters of that special treachery
which was produced by following agreements to the exact letter.
     Whatever Sekahos might have said next was swept aside by the entry of Vilardet,
the Prince's master of spies and assassins.  The dark-faced intriguer (he was half
Ferencian and half Kannar) sketched the formal sequences of bows and salutes and
plunged quickly into his report.  "The assassin sent against Kinnishan of Chimlevtal
failed, Prince.  Bad enough in itself, of course, but worse that it has alerted the
cursed Chimlevtans against further attempts."  What Vilardet did not say, but Yayoi
knew quite well, was that the spymaster had argued against that precipitate action.
But he was wise enough not to say "I told you so," not to THIS prince.
     "Kinnishan must die!" Sekahos shouted.  "He's a reactionary!  A cursed populist!
He is blocking my path of expansion, refusing to pay tribute, providing a base for my
enemies--"
     "All this is true," Yayoi said calmly, "but there are other ways to slay a tiger
than by charging it with a spear."
     "Let us set a trap for your enemy, Prince," Vilardet agreed.  "Let us lead him
to destroy himself, and not only himself but those who would ally with him against
you."
     "This would be a great coup," the mage urged, taking up the argument in his
turn.  "Not only would your immediate enemies be removed, but their purpose in
opposing you would be so discredited that others will hesitate to rise against in the
future."
     "And in the doing of it," Vilardet went on, "another danger might also be
reduced...if Kinnishan is brought to attack the Light of Barikala, for instance?"
     Even Sekahos hesitated over that suggestion.  Inzolas had dispatched men to take
Barikala early in the invasion.  They had succeeded, but soon afterward had ceased to
communicate.  Spies sent to that great island in the years since had never returned.
Ships passing too close to it had vanished without a trace.  No one knew what,
precisely, was happening there.  The only thing to be seen which might have a bearing
on the disappearances was a pillar of light, vast, brilliant, and unaccountable, that
rose from the center of the island.  What that pillar meant, was, or did was unknown.
"Would he be such a fool?" the Prince asked finally.
     The spymaster shrugged.  "It doesn't matter.  A situation can be contrived where
he has no CHOICE but to approach the Light.  That, or lose his throne and his allies,
which would serve our purposes well enough."
     There were several minutes of silence while all considered the possibilities.
"Do it," Sekahos said finally.

In and around Kurukar:

     He who was now known as the Black Kaliv stood behind the altar, waiting.  No
moon shone on Kurukar, nor had it since the Kaliv had come into his full power.  But
there was something in the sky which gave a blood-colored light.  The Kaliv said,
"Come."
     A woman walked toward him through the icy night.  She had been a gladiator once,
before the closing of Kurukar's arena.  She was not afraid of pain and death.  But
she was afraid now.  Terrified, not for her life but for her soul.  She would have
run screaming into the dark forest had the spell not bound her limbs to the Kaliv's
will.  She would not have survived such a flight, for the men--the CREATURES--who
served the Black Kaliv were behind her.  But it would have been a cleaner death.
     She reached the altar and stopped, staring across it and awaiting the next
command.
     "Disrobe."
     Fingers half numb with cold fumbled at the fibula holding the white cloth around
her.  Like a winding sheet, it was.  She willed her fingers to seize the clasp, to
drive the long fang of metal into her own flesh and end it all now.  Her fingers
dropped the fibula onto the cloth at her feet.
     She could sense the creatures close behind her.  They were foul things, even the
one who was human.  But she wished one of them--any one of them--would reach out and
take her life.  Now.  Before it was too late.
     "Lie on the altar," the Kaliv said.
     She did so.
     The four creatures came forward, and each of them seized one of her limbs,
holding her in place though she wasn't struggling.  The Kaliv raised a dagger over
her; it burned red in the light of the not-moon in the sky.  With a single word, he
released the spell that bound her limbs to his will.
     She screamed and fought.
     Until the dagger came down.
                       ***     *****     ***     *****     ***
     Kholzern, Commander of the East for the Black Kaliv, stepped aboard his
flagship.  He wore a form that was nearly human, but his sailors were not deceived.
They had seen Kholzern in the heat of battle, when he wasted no energy on such
disguises.  But he always won those battles, so they accepted his alien origin, even
when it made their blood run cold.  Not that they had a choice.  Those who had
protested serving under Commander Kholzern had...vanished.
     "North," Kholzern said, "then east through the canal to Aljafir Bay.  Aljafir
and Stormcrowe must be subdued so that we may secure out outlet into the Storm Sea."
                       ***     *****     ***     *****     ***
     Tashart, Commander of the West, was not at all human and made no effort to
disguise that fact.  He gestured with a tentacle to the helmsman of his flagship.
"South," his piping voice ordered.  "All shipping which does not bear the standard of
Jhuizkhal is to be destroyed.  Three ships to blockade the mouth of North Fork's
river, the rest to invest Veastian.  Not a ship shall move along this coast without
my leave."

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 484): ALEX GRIFFIN of DREAM PARK (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 482): TILLOUISA of SWEET MAGIC (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 478): BURGATORY of SACRILEGIOUS MEAT (Klep, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 478): MUKAARTH of BLACKHEART'S AXE (?, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 477): GHENGIS KHAN of HEROESANDFOUNDONES (The Judge, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 475): TRAGIC TUESDAY of QUASI-LEGAL OPS (Necron 99, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 237): IDIOTIC INDIGO of IDIOTIC ICCERS (THawk, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 467): BINDI of CROC FILES (THawk, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 235): SIR PELLEAS of WILLBENDERS (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 464): JOHNNY B GOODE of CALL THE PRIEST (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 462): GRUDGEBRINGER of WHEN DOGMA FAILS (Prophet, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 455): IRON-HIDE of FERROUS MEN (?, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 418): SWORDBREAKER of WIDOWMAKERS (Soultender, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 212): MING of DYNASTIC (Jack Wolfspider, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 207): BLACK JACK SHELACK of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 194): NASSE of DARK SIDHE (Daehir, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 343): TENACULUM of GENERAL SURGERY (Darkfist, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 323): THE BUM of FAVORITE GUYS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 142): PRIZMATYK WAHL of MAGIC MAYHEM (Fizban, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 368): SETHRA LAVODE of CASTLE BLACK from KYR'TERR
                                (Shadowgate, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 484): CLAN O' WHOOPAS (?, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 482): DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 478): SACRILEGIOUS MEAT (Klep, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 478): DARK WARRIORS (Arcane's Den, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 477): HEROESANDFOUNDONES (The Judge, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 475): QUASI-LEGAL OPS (Necron 99, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 237): THE WARLORDS II (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 467): CRIMSON KINGS (The Yellow Jester, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 235): WORDS TO THE WISE (Wordsmith, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 464): SARATOGA GLORY (The Trainer, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 462): WHEN DOGMA FAILS (Prophet, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 455): STRONGHOLD (Silver Stroke, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 418): WIDOWMAKERS (Soultender, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 212): MIKES MORGUE (Mike, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 207): MY DAY (Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 194): TEAM VIRTUE (Boy Scout, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 343): GENERAL SURGERY (Darkfist, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 323): FAVORITE GUYS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 142): MAGIC MAYHEM (Fizban, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 368): WENSINWASIN (Youngblood, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 483): BLUE GOOSE of BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 481): OCTAPUSSY of ARENA FELINES II (Garfield, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 478): BURGATORY of SACRILEGIOUS MEAT (Klep, mgr.)
                            NEIGH! of TRIPLE CROWN (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 477): ROWARDENN of SAILS OF CHARON (The Sentinel, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 466): MONTY of CROC FILES (THawk, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 234): MACIOBELLY of UNFIT TO BE ORCS (Slugbait, mgr.)
                               GAELIN BLACKTALON of THE NIGHTHAWKS (Firehawk, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 464): JOHNNY B GOODE of CALL THE PRIEST (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 462): SQUEEZE CHEESE of FOOD FIGHT (Ebenezer
                                   Frothingslosh, mgr.)
                       (turn 461): OLD MAJOR of PIG BATTALION (Kellog, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 418): SWORDBREAKER of WIDOWMAKERS (Soultender, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 211): SNOWFALL of NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 207): STRAW FIRE of LAND OF OZ (Oz the Successful, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 323): THE BUM of FAVORITE GUYS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 141): PIXIE BLIGHT of DARQUE FORCES VIII (Master Darque, mgr.)

Maximillians Morya Madness contest update

A special note of recognition to Shadowgate, congratulations on the TC
with Paradox. A reminder as to the level of competition in the Madness
Congratulations also to Coa Patty Winner of the First Initiate Duelmaster
award, too bad you have to wait a year for your prize eh!

Current Leaders

First Initiate DM :  Congrats to COA PATTY of KESSEN!!!!!!

Stylemaster AB :  ALLURE 3671 - MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
Stylemaster BA :  CIARAN POWER 3868 - 50TH MILK RAS (448)
Stylemaster LU :  NIALL QUINLAN 3866 - 50TH MILK RAS (448)
Stylemaster PL :  REAGENT 3669 - MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
Stylemaster PR :  INFINITY 3655 - SHADOW GATE (414)
Stylemaster PS :  CLOST. PERFRINGENS 3750 - BAD GERMS (430)
Stylemaster SL :  CLEOPATRA 3856 - THE WARLORDS II (413)
Stylemaster ST :  COA PATTY 3830 - KESSEN (443)
Stylemaster TP :  COA SUMPTHING 3828 - KESSEN (443)
Stylemaster WS :  CONSTRUCT 3668 - MAGICAL MADNESS (417)

Team Wins :       THE WARLORDS II (413) 33 Wins
Team Kills :      ROOKS RAVENS (412) 5 Kills
Most Losses :     ROOKS RAVENS (412) 33 Losses
Most Deaths :     CLASSIC ARCADE (415) 4 Deaths
Bloodfeuds Revenged:CLASSIC ARCADE (415) 2 Revenged
Most Graduates :  CANADIAN BACON (383) 3 Graduated
Most Turns DM :   CANADIAN BACON (383) 3 Turns DM
Top Point Gainer :KESSEN (443) 216 Points
Top Mailer Team : SHADOW GATE 70 Points
Top FtF Team :    LADZ OF LUGBURZ 140 Points

First Initiate Duelmaster Gladiator Wins Losses Kills Recs Team

COA PATTY               3830 8 2 0 101 KESSEN (443)
CIARAN POWER            3868 7 3 0 89 50TH MILK RAS (448)
PARADOX                 3654 6 2 0 87 SHADOW GATE (414)
ALARIC                  3787 7 3 0 75 THE WARLORDS II (413)
INFINITY                3655 5 2 0 66 SHADOW GATE (414)
HOME                    3812 6 4 0 64 LEE FAMILY (440)
NE1469                  3889 8 2 2 64 SRETSAMLEUD (431)
GRITBUCKS               3711 7 2 0 61 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
REAGENT                 3669 6 3 0 61 MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
CLOST. PERFRINGENS      3750 7 2 0 60 BAD GERMS (430)
COA SUMPTHING           3828 8 2 0 57 KESSEN (443)
STARGRITS               3714 6 2 0 57 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
MESMERIC FIEND          3801 6 4 0 56 PRIMAL FURY (438)
MOONSHINE               3936 6 2 0 56 LUNAE MILITES (387)
NIALL QUINLAN           3866 7 3 0 56 50TH MILK RAS (448)
CAESAR                  3974 7 0 0 54 THE WARLORDS II (413)
COA COA                 3829 4 6 0 52 KESSEN (443)
GARDENIA HAMMER         3871 6 4 2 52 FLOWER HAMMERZ (372)
CUBIC ZIRCONIUM         3777 5 3 1 52 BOXOROX (396)
DOCTOR OF STYLE         3707 4 2 0 51 MOMENT OF SILENCE (424)
CONSTRUCT               3668 8 2 0 50 MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
YOUNG JOAN              3534 11 11 0 49 DODGE BULLETS (126)
CLEOPATRA               3856 7 3 1 48 THE WARLORDS II (413)
PETTIFOGGER             3766 4 6 0 47 WIMPS OF MADNESS (433)
UG                      3811 6 4 0 47 LEE FAMILY (440)
CENTIPEDE               3980 3 3 0 47 CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
HENGIST                 3788 5 5 0 46 THE WARLORDS II (413)
PADDY SWEENEY           3869 6 4 0 45 50TH MILK RAS (448)
SKADI                   3988 5 1 0 45 VALHALLA (435)
LAVA RUNNER             3864 8 2 0 44 PRIMAL FURY (438)
ALLURE                  3671 5 5 0 43 MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
BOBBY CLOBBER           3557 8 11 2 43 CANADIAN BACON (383)
GREEDY GRAPE            3880 6 1 1 42 FRUITS OF DEATH (449)
DAKINI ROUGE            3687 4 2 1 40 ARCANA ESOTERIC (421)
STAPH. AUREUS           3752 6 4 0 40 BAD GERMS (430)
DOOMSTRIKE              3708 5 2 0 39 MOMENT OF SILENCE (424)
POUM POUM               3957 4 5 1 39 THE PENTARCHY (397)
RHINOVIRUS              3754 5 4 0 39 BAD GERMS (430)
SHAGUK                  3966 5 2 0 39 LADZ OF LUGBURZ (444)
TIDY HEIDI              3958 5 1 0 39 THE PENTARCHY (397)
SPIRIT                  4013 2 1 0 39 SHADOW GATE (414)
IRONFIST                3846 4 5 0 37 HEAVENS GATE (446)
NERF THE SOFTY          3833 3 5 0 37 LADZ OF LUGBURZ (444)
SIF                     3780 3 5 0 37 VALHALLA (435)
USURPER                 3843 5 4 1 37 HEAVENS GATE (446)
CAM SHAFT               3989 3 3 0 37 OTTOS MECHANICS (226)
FUG                     3815 5 5 0 36 LEE FAMILY (440)
THRAKKLASH              3835 5 2 1 36 LADZ OF LUGBURZ (444)
BALDER                  3778 4 4 1 35 VALHALLA (435)
COAPI                   3826 5 4 0 35 KESSEN (443)
MYSTIC ZEALOT           3804 6 4 0 35 PRIMAL FURY (438)
PAT TIKAKES             3865 6 4 0 34 WIMPS OF MADNESS (433)
COPPERTONE              3793 4 2 0 33 5 BELOW ZERO (436)
GRYPHON JR.             3799 4 1 0 33 WENSINWASIN G.T. (437)
GYPSY                   3690 6 2 0 33 ARCANA ESOTERIC (421)
MIGHTY MOUSE!           3841 3 2 0 33 GUARDIANS GAMBIT (445)
NIRVANA                 3795 4 1 0 33 WENSINWASIN G.T. (437)
TYR                     3781 4 4 1 33 VALHALLA (435)
GRIM BLACKSMITH         3961 4 2 0 32 NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)
MOON UNIT               3475 6 4 0 32 LUNAE MILITES (387)
TALISMAN                3667 4 6 0 32 MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
BLACKCHERRY             3844 4 4 0 31 HEAVENS GATE (446)
GIARDIA                 3935 5 4 0 31 BAD GERMS (430)
IMMORTAL COIL           3850 4 5 0 31 HEAVENS GATE (446)
MR BOOK                 3731 3 2 0 31 DREWS BOYS (428)
MR. CHOMP CHOMP         3620 6 8 0 31 THE PENTARCHY (397)
NEWBIE                  4018 3 3 0 31 SRETSAMLEUD (431)
BLACKHEART              3709 5 2 0 30 MOMENT OF SILENCE (424)
LADY MARIA              3701 7 3 0 30 FILIPINA LADYZ (423)
COA ANG                 4003 4 3 0 30 KESSEN (443)
RED ORCHID HAMMER       4044 3 1 0 30 FLOWER HAMMERZ (372)
GOBLIN KING             4072 2 0 1 30 PRIMAL FURY (438)
WHAT BOSS RAT WANTS     3837 3 1 0 29 GUARDIANS GAMBIT (445)
NJORD                   4061 3 0 0 29 VALHALLA (435)
LADY BEATRIZ            3704 4 6 1 28 FILIPINA LADYZ (423)
MISSY MAYHAM            3692 4 2 0 28 CHAOSITECTS (422)
MOT                     3907 4 6 0 28 LEE FAMILY (440)
TOGS REJECT             4055 3 0 0 28 WIMPS OF MADNESS (433)
C-4                     3585 6 2 0 27 DEMO-SQUAD (405)
FROGGER                 3656 3 5 0 27 CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
BATTLE                  4012 4 2 0 27 SHADOW GATE (414)
FOOFARAW                4042 4 0 0 27 WIMPS OF MADNESS (433)
MEPHISTUS               3896 2 4 1 26 CHAOSITECTS (422)
WILLOW                  3854 4 4 0 26 TEAM SLAYER (419)
DRATS                   3993 2 0 0 26 GONDORS BASE (441)
BLAST RADIUS            3874 4 4 2 25 DEMO-SQUAD (405)
CHOPIN                  3642 5 5 4 25 ROOKS RAVENS (412)
DREAM                   3651 3 2 0 25 SHADOW GATE (414)
GROTTRAK THE SNEAK      3831 3 5 1 25 LADZ OF LUGBURZ (444)
IRIS                    3792 4 2 0 25 5 BELOW ZERO (436)
MARIGOLD HAMMER         3726 2 5 0 25 FLOWER HAMMERZ (372) 
RORY WYLEY              3870 3 7 0 25 50TH MILK RAS (448) 
SIX                     3689 5 2 0 25 ARCANA ESOTERIC (421) 
SULKAGRIM               3757 4 6 0 25 SRETSAMLEUD (431) 
NAPOLEON                4005 4 2 0 25 THE WARLORDS II (413) 
ANYJA                   3678 3 4 0 24 TEAM SLAYER (419) 
GALO THE GREY           3796 3 2 1 24 WENSINWASIN G.T. (437) 
THE MAN IN YELLOW       3839 3 2 1 24 GUARDIANS GAMBIT (445) 
NIGHTWIND               4007 4 2 0 24 DODGE BULLETS (126) 
BACH                    3643 1 5 1 23 ROOKS RAVENS (412) 
BUFFY                   3679 3 4 0 23 TEAM SLAYER (419) 
GRENADE                 3816 2 2 0 23 GONDORS BASE (441) 
GRINCH                  3819 3 2 0 23 GONDORS BASE (441) 
GABMAZ                  3908 3 2 0 22 LADZ OF LUGBURZ (444)
S.A.D.M.                3872 5 3 0 22 DEMO-SQUAD (405) 
WASTELAND WARLORD       3594 4 6 0 22 NORTHERN BADLANDS (337) 
PUD                     4036 2 3 0 22 LEE FAMILY (440) 
BOTTLE BOY              3727 1 2 1 21 DREWS BOYS (428) 
PRICKLY PEAR            3883 4 2 1 21 FRUITS OF DEATH (449) 
WESSFIELD               3719 2 0 0 21 FLAGGS FINEST (426) 
ASTEROIDS               3658 4 4 0 20 CLASSIC ARCADE (415) 
DES DESCARDO            3969 5 2 0 20 CRYPT KNIGHTS (191) 
FARKLE                  3765 2 4 0 20 WIMPS OF MADNESS (433) 
MOZART                  3641 5 5 0 20 ROOKS RAVENS (412) 
NYALL BLOODGRIN         3963 3 3 0 20 NORTHERN BADLANDS (337) 
PHENIX                  3810 3 6 0 20 CRYPT KNIGHTS (191) 
VIVALDI                 3639 3 7 0 20 ROOKS RAVENS (412) 
WALL OF SCUM!           3885 3 0 0 20 GUARDIANS GAMBIT (445) 
MAGETA THE LION         4000 3 2 1 20 PRIMAL FURY (438) 
ENTEROCOCCUS            3973 2 3 0 20 BAD GERMS (430) 
SUCCUBUS                4051 4 0 0 20 SRETSAMLEUD (431) 
CREEPAZOID              4043 3 1 0 20 WIMPS OF MADNESS (433)
DIAPER BAG              3728 2 3 0 19 DREWS BOYS (428) 
LOUIS E. FUR            3696 2 2 0 19 CHAOSITECTS (422) 
PYRITE                  3991 2 3 0 19 BOXOROX (396) 
MAN ON THE MOON         4074 2 0 1 19 LUNAE MILITES (387) 
FREDDY FENDER           3956 3 5 0 18 OTTOS MECHANICS (226) 
SUBLIMINAL KID          4002 3 4 0 18 CANADIAN BACON (383) 
FRIGG                   3782 4 0 0 17 VALHALLA (435) 
HARD BLADE              3638 2 0 0 17 THE FRENCHIES II (404) 
TUESDAYS CHILD          3688 2 6 0 17 ARCANA ESOTERIC (421) 
HANDEL                  3640 3 7 0 16 ROOKS RAVENS (412) 
LADY CONSOLACION        3703 3 7 0 16 FILIPINA LADYZ (423) 
LADY DOMINGA            3702 3 7 0 16 FILIPINA LADYZ (423) 
LEONARD                 3636 2 0 1 16 THE FRENCHIES II (404) 
MOON ROCK               3937 3 1 1 16 LUNAE MILITES (387) 
SEASONS                 3718 2 0 0 16 FLAGGS FINEST (426) 
SMOOCHES                3798 3 2 0 16 WENSINWASIN G.T. (437) 
STAR                    3776 1 1 0 16 SHADOW GATE (414) 
JOEL                    3824 1 1 0 16 THE ARMAGEDDON (442)
BTO                     4059 1 2 0 16 CANADIAN BACON (383) 
BUNNY POWER             3905 1 2 0 15 HITLIST XXVIII (450) 
HIGH SPEED              3952 1 3 0 15 CLASSIC ARCADE (415) 
POP CYCLE               3561 2 1 0 15 DRAKES ICE BOX (402) 
R.D.X.                  3589 3 5 1 15 DEMO-SQUAD (405) 
RABID BEAVER            3992 1 0 0 15 GUARDIANS GAMBIT (445) 
BAD MOON RISING         4019 3 2 0 15 LUNAE MILITES (387) 
BULWYF REDHAMMER        3962 3 3 0 14 NORTHERN BADLANDS (337) 
LADY EMELITA            3700 2 8 0 14 FILIPINA LADYZ (423) 
LORD MEARAG             2117 3 5 0 14 CRYPT KNIGHTS (191) 
METER MAID              3909 2 4 0 14 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425) 
TWITTER                 3769 1 3 0 14 WIMPS OF MADNESS (433) 
VENUS FLY HAMMER        3705 2 4 0 14 FLOWER HAMMERZ (372) 
BACKYNG SOEDDAH         3559 2 1 0 13 DRAKES ICE BOX (402) 
I. SCREAM               3562 1 2 0 13 DRAKES ICE BOX (402) 
SPASM                   3842 2 7 0 13 HEAVENS GATE (446) 
WHISPER                 3964 3 3 1 13 MOMENT OF SILENCE (424) 
SASHA                   2972 1 10 0 13 RED IRON KNIGHTS (302)
BLACK SCOTTY            3706 1 3 0 12 MOMENT OF SILENCE (424) 
HORRIBLE                3813 0 4 0 12 LEE FAMILY (440) 
NARCISSUS               3762 0 2 0 12 MASTERS OF MEN (432) 
EIDOLON                   27 2 2 0 12 PHANTASMAGOR (2) 
The Madness has even brought these relics out of the closet.
GAUNT                     28 2 6 0 12 PHANTASMAGOR (2) 
DAWN                    3853 2 2 0 11 TEAM SLAYER (419) 
KIERAN MCMAHON          3867 1 0 0 11 50TH MILK RAS (448) 
ORGAN GRINDER           3802 2 4 1 11 PRIMAL FURY (438) 
POLE POSITION           3659 1 2 0 11 CLASSIC ARCADE (415) 
SOUL REAVER             3934 1 0 0 11 WRAITHS OF WRATH (411) 
SPONGE BOB              3785 1 2 0 11 DREWS BOYS (428) 
BIG MAX                 4041 1 0 0 11 MOMENT OF SILENCE (424) 
BROADSIDE               3836 2 4 0 10 CHAOSITECTS (422) 
COAREN                  3827 0 2 0 10 KESSEN (443) 
PHILIPPA                3691 1 3 0 10 ARCANA ESOTERIC (421) 
SKULLAGRIM              3757 1 0 0 10 SRETSAMLEUD (431) 
SLASH                   3820 1 0 0 10 GONDORS BASE (441)
WESSMILL                3717 1 1 0 10 FLAGGS FINEST (426) 
WHORE OF BABYLON        3949 1 0 0 10 VISIONS (456) 
DA                      3971 1 0 0 10 GONDORS BASE (441) 
POISONOUS PEACH         4014 1 2 0 10 FRUITS OF DEATH (449) 
KALIXXTA                4035 1 2 0 10 ARCANA ESOTERIC (421) 
ANNE TENNA              4053 2 1 0 10 OTTOS MECHANICS (226) 
NIGHTMARE               4054 0 2 0 10 SHADOW GATE (414) 
EAMON FINN              4060 1 2 1 10 50TH MILK RAS (448) 
NONCE                   3768 1 2 0 9 WIMPS OF MADNESS (433) 
TEDDY BEAR              3730 0 3 0 9 DREWS BOYS (428) 
JEREMIAH                3823 1 1 0 9 THE ARMAGEDDON (442) 
COLM BRACKEN            3979 1 0 0 9 50TH MILK RAS (448) 
SHADE                   3986 2 3 0 9 CRYPT KNIGHTS (191) 
GHENGIS KHAN            3876 2 1 1 8 THE WARLORDS II (413) 
GLENAT                  3574 2 2 0 8 THE FRENCHIES II (404) 
LINUX                   3911 1 5 0 8 5 BELOW ZERO (436) 
MANIC MAGE              3862 2 1 0 8 MAGICAL MADNESS (417) 
SKULL PRINCE            3797 1 1 0 8 WENSINWASIN G.T. (437)
THUN DAR                3632 2 1 0 8 WRAITHS OF WRATH (411) 
ZIONIST                 3761 0 2 0 8 MASTERS OF MEN (432) 
BALROG-SHIN             3987 2 2 0 8 CRYPT KNIGHTS (191) 
CARJACK                 4047 1 1 0 8 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425) 
ANGEL                   4045 1 1 1 8 TEAM SLAYER (419) 
JACK                    4068 1 1 0 8 SRETSAMLEUD (431) 
CHARYBDIS                 26 1 3 0 8 PHANTASMAGOR (2) 
ARTHUR                  3789 1 0 0 7 THE WARLORDS II (413) 
DET-CORD                3873 1 4 0 7 DEMO-SQUAD (405) 
RED CACTUS HAMMER       4032 0 5 0 7 FLOWER HAMMERZ (372) 
BLISERPAH               3720 0 2 0 6 FLAGGS FINEST (426) 
GILES                   3855 1 3 0 6 TEAM SLAYER (419) 
JAFFA                   3881 1 3 0 6 FRUITS OF DEATH (449) 
LY TNING                3633 0 2 0 6 WRAITHS OF WRATH (411) 
NATIONWIDE              3899 1 1 0 6 HITLIST XXVIII (450) 
POPAUL                  3637 1 1 0 6 THE FRENCHIES II (404) 
ROTTING MEAT            3945 1 0 0 6 VISIONS (456) 
KORN                    3975 1 3 0 6 5 BELOW ZERO (436)
PONG                    4021 1 3 0 6 CLASSIC ARCADE (415) 
CRYPTOSPORIDIUM         3890 1 0 0 5 BAD GERMS (430) 
FREYA                   3779 0 1 0 5 VALHALLA (435) 
MC EVIL CLOWN           3783 0 1 0 5 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425) 
PHARAOH                 3808 1 0 0 5 WARPATH (439) 
GENDERCRISIS            4011 1 1 0 5 GONDORS BASE (441) 
DESTRUCT                4056 1 0 0 5 DEMO-SQUAD (405) 
PUDDLES                 3372 1 1 0 5 RED IRON KNIGHTS (302) 
NUKEE                   3954 1 0 0 4 MASTERS OF MEN (432) 
STEEL TIGER             3875 1 1 0 4 FLAGGS FINEST (426) 
WHAT A WASTE?           3967 1 1 0 4 SRETSAMLEUD (431) 
PULSAR                  3391 0 4 0 4 ASTRONOMY DOMINE (345) 
CAPTAIN CONUNDRUM       4040 0 4 0 4 CANADIAN BACON (383) 
VENTRE DE FER           4058 1 1 0 4 THE PENTARCHY (397) 
AZURE                   4081 1 0 0 4 SHADOW GATE (414) 
GRIM RIPPER             3888 0 3 0 3 SRETSAMLEUD (431) 
OUTRAGEOUS ORANGE       3884 0 3 0 3 FRUITS OF DEATH (449) 
PURGATORY JESTER        3946 1 0 0 3 VISIONS (456)
FILTH                   4006 0 3 0 3 5 BELOW ZERO (436) 
QUASIT                   231 0 3 0 3 PHANTASMAGOR (2) 
BARUK KHAZAD            3631 0 2 0 2 WRAITHS OF WRATH (411) 
I                       3894 0 2 0 2 MASTERS OF MEN (432) 
MOON PIE                3938 0 2 0 2 LUNAE MILITES (387) 
PERL                    3912 0 2 0 2 5 BELOW ZERO (436) 
ISAIAH                  3822 0 2 0 2 THE ARMAGEDDON (442) 
DANIEL                  3821 0 2 0 2 THE ARMAGEDDON (442) 
DEBORAH                 3825 0 2 0 2 THE ARMAGEDDON (442) 
XUNDAM                  3990 0 2 0 2 WENSINWASIN G.T. (437) 
SILLY SORCEROR          4029 0 2 0 2 MAGICAL MADNESS (417) 
DEADLY DATE             4030 0 2 0 2 FRUITS OF DEATH (449) 
FRED                    4046 0 2 0 2 TEAM SLAYER (419) 
TIMBER                  3371 0 2 0 2 RED IRON KNIGHTS (302) 
SARGE                   3373 0 2 0 2 RED IRON KNIGHTS (302) 
LE NETTOYE              4069 0 2 0 2 THE PENTARCHY (397) 
ALEXANDER               3809 0 1 0 1 WARPATH (439) 
APOCALYPSE CLOWN        3947 0 1 0 1 VISIONS (456)
CAESAR                  3805 0 1 0 1 WARPATH (439) 
DEATH                   3878 0 1 0 1 SHADOW GATE (414) 
DIMACHAERUS             3635 0 1 0 1 WRAITHS OF WRATH (411) 
EYES QUEB               3879 0 1 0 1 DRAKES ICE BOX (402) 
GORGON                  3913 0 1 0 1 CLASSIC ARCADE (415) 
NAPOLEON                3892 0 1 0 1 WARPATH (439) 
PARA BULL               3953 0 1 0 1 MASTERS OF MEN (432) 
RAZOR BACK              3790 0 1 0 1 5 BELOW ZERO (436) 
ST JOHN THE INSANE      3948 0 1 0 1 VISIONS (456) 
VC AVENGER              3944 0 1 0 1 PRIMAL FURY (438) 
ZIONIST                 3807 0 1 0 1 WARPATH (439) 
OTTO MOTIVE             3983 0 1 0 1 OTTOS MECHANICS (226) 
GREY SNOW               3981 0 1 0 1 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425) 
BURNBABYBURN            3970 0 1 0 1 GONDORS BASE (441) 
TOURNEY FODDER          4001 0 1 0 1 SRETSAMLEUD (431) 
MR. INFINITY            4016 0 1 0 1 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425) 
BASHFUL                 4009 0 1 0 1 WIMPS OF MADNESS (433) 
ASTEROID #1             4020 0 1 0 1 ASTRONOMY DOMINE (345)
DOUBLE DARE             4057 0 1 0 1 KILLALODEAN (361) 
GREIG                   4063 0 1 0 1 ROOKS RAVENS (412) 
WIDOWMAKER              4071 0 1 0 1 CRYPT KNIGHTS (191) 
STRAUSS                 4077 0 1 0 1 ROOKS RAVENS (412) 

Aimed Blow Stylemaster Standings
There are 2 currently active and eligible Aimed Blows! 

Gladiator Wins Losses Kills Recs Style Team 
ALLURE                3671 5 5 0 43 AB MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
Doctor of style where are you?
RED ORCHID HAMMER     4044 3 1 0 30 AB FLOWER HAMMERZ (372) 

Basher Stylemaster Standings
There are 11 currently active and eligible Bashers! 

Gladiator Wins Losses Kills Recs Style Team 
CIARAN POWER          3868 7 3 0 89 BA 50TH MILK RAS (448)
Assur,Wimpy you guys need to smarten up. I know who my golds on.
COA COA               3829 4 6 0 52 BA KESSEN (443) 
HENGIST               3788 5 5 0 46 BA THE WARLORDS II (413) 
STAPH. AUREUS         3752 6 4 0 40 BA BAD GERMS (430) 
NERF THE SOFTY        3833 3 5 0 37 BA LADZ OF LUGBURZ (444) 
PAT TIKAKES           3865 6 4 0 34 BA WIMPS OF MADNESS (433) 
GIARDIA               3935 5 4 0 31 BA BAD GERMS (430) 
CHOPIN                3642 5 5 4 25 BA ROOKS RAVENS (412) 
SULKAGRIM             3757 4 6 0 25 BA STRETSAMLEUD (431) 
ANYJA                 3678 3 4 0 24 BA TEAM SLAYER (419) 
LADY CONSOLACION      3703 3 7 0 16 BA FILIPINA LADYZ (423) 

Lunger Stylemaster Standings
There are 9 currently active and eligible Lungers! 

Gladiator Wins Losses Kills Recs Style Team 
NIALL QUINLAN         3866 7 3 0 56 LU 50TH MILK RAS (448)
You gonna let him take this one too Assur?
RHINOVIRUS            3754 5 4 0 39 LU BAD GERMS (430) 
SIF                   3780 3 5 0 37 LU VALHALLA (435) 
BALDER                3778 4 4 1 35 LU VALHALLA (435) 
IMMORTAL COIL         3850 4 5 0 31 LU HEAVENS GATE (446) 
FROGGER               3656 3 5 0 27 LU CLASSIC ARCADE (415) 
VIVALDI               3639 3 7 0 20 LU ROOKS RAVENS (412) 
SPASM                 3842 2 7 0 13 LU HEAVENS GATE (446) 
ANNE TENNA            4053 2 1 0 10 LU OTTOS MECHANICS (226) 

Parry Lunger Stylemaster Standings
There are 8 currently active and eligible Parry Lungers! 

Gladiator Wins Losses Kills Recs Style Team 
REAGENT               3669 6 3 0 61 PL MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
Slugbait TV looks good still 
STARGRITS             3714 6 2 0 57 PL UGLY URBAN ORCS (425) 
USURPER               3843 5 4 1 37 PL HEAVENS GATE (446) 
IRONFIST              3846 4 5 0 37 PL HEAVENS GATE (446)
MOT                   3907 4 6 0 28 PL LEE FAMILY (440) 
GRINCH                3819 3 2 0 23 PL GONDORS BASE (441) 
TUESDAYS CHILD        3688 2 6 0 17 PL ARCANA ESOTERIC (421) 
R.D.X.                3589 3 5 1 15 PL DEMO-SQUAD (405) 

Parry Rip Stylemaster Standings
There are 8 currently active and eligible Parry Ripostes! 

Gladiator Wins Losses Kills Recs Style Team 
INFINITY              3655 5 2 0 66 PR SHADOW GATE (414)
Shadowgate again, doing good nice lead.
FUG                   3815 5 5 0 36 PR LEE FAMILY (440) 
MYSTIC ZEALOT         3804 6 4 0 35 PR PRIMAL FURY (438) 
COAPI                 3826 5 4 0 35 PR KESSEN (443) 
GROTTRAK THE SNEAK    3831 3 5 1 25 PR LADZ OF LUGBURZ (444) 
GRENADE               3816 2 2 0 23 PR GONDORS BASE (441) 
MOZART                3641 5 5 0 20 PR ROOKS RAVENS (412) 
LADY EMELITA          3700 2 8 0 14 PR FILIPINA LADYZ (423)

Parry Strike Stylemaster Standings
There are 7 currently active and eligible Parry Strikers! 

Gladiator Wins Losses Kills Recs Style Team 
CLOST. PERFRINGENS    3750 7 2 0 60 PS BAD GERMS (430)
Assur makes the running.
NAPOLEON              4005 4 2 0 25 PS THE WARLORDS II (413) 
ENTEROCOCCUS          3973 2 3 0 20 PS BAD GERMS (430) 
FREDDY FENDER         3956 3 5 0 18 PS OTTOS MECHANICS (226) 
EAMON FINN            4060 1 2 1 10 PS 50TH MILK RAS (448) 
KALIXXTA              4035 1 2 0 10 PS ARCANA ESOTERIC (421) 
RED CACTUS HAMMER     4032 0 5 0 7 PS FLOWER HAMMERZ (372) 

Slasher Stylemaster Standings
There are 7 currently active and eligible Slashers! 

Gladiator Wins Losses Kills Recs Style Team
CLEOPATRA            3856 7 3 1 48 SL THE WARLORDS II (413)
Can someone dethrone this beauty.
PETTIFOGGER          3766 4 6 0 47 SL WIMPS OF MADNESS (433) 
TALISMAN             3667 4 6 0 32 SL MAGICAL MADNESS (417) 
RORY WYLEY           3870 3 7 0 25 SL 50TH MILK RAS (448) 
ASTEROIDS            3658 4 4 0 20 SL CLASSIC ARCADE (415) 
CARJACK              4047 1 1 0 8 SL UGLY URBAN ORCS (425) 

Striker Stylemaster Standings
There are 20 currently active and eligible Strikers! 

Gladiator Wins Losses Kills Recs Style Team 
COA PATTY            3830 8 2 0 101 ST KESSEN (443)
Some tough boys here, but I heard Paradox isn't at all what he seems.
PARADOX              3654 6 2 0 87 ST SHADOW GATE (414) 
ALARIC               3787 7 3 0 75 ST THE WARLORDS II (413) 
NE1469               3889 8 2 2 64 ST SRETSAMLEUD (431) 
HOME                 3812 6 4 0 64 ST LEE FAMILY (440)
GRITBUCKS            3711 7 2 0 61 ST UGLY URBAN ORCS (425) 
MESMERIC FIEND       3801 6 4 0 56 ST PRIMAL FURY (438) 
MOONSHINE            3936 6 2 0 56 ST LUNAE MILITES (387) 
GARDENIA HAMMER      3871 6 4 2 52 ST FLOWER HAMMERZ (372) 
DAKINI ROUGE         3687 4 2 1 40 ST ARCANA ESOTERIC (421) 
THRAKKLASH           3835 5 2 1 36 ST LADZ OF LUGBURZ (444) 
TYR                  3781 4 4 1 33 ST VALHALLA (435) 
NEWBIE               4018 3 3 0 31 ST SRETSAMLEUD (431) 
LADY BEATRIZ         3704 4 6 1 28 ST FILIPINA LADYZ (423) 
WILLOW               3854 4 4 0 26 ST TEAM SLAYER (419) 
BLAST RADIUS         3874 4 4 2 25 ST DEMO-SQUAD (405) 
HANDEL               3640 3 7 0 16 ST ROOKS RAVENS (412) 
BULWYF REDHAMMER     3962 3 3 0 14 ST NORTHERN BADLANDS (337) 
ANGEL                4045 1 1 1 8 ST TEAM SLAYER (419) 
FRED                 4046 0 2 0 2 ST TEAM SLAYER (419) 

Total Parry Stylemaster Standings
There are 12 currently active and eligible Total Parries!
Gladiator Wins Losses Kills Recs Style Team 

COA SUMPTHING        3828 8 2 0 57 TP KESSEN (443)
Coa Sumpthing, I'd war out for the might of Ceasar.
CAESAR               3974 7 0 0 54 TP THE WARLORDS II (413) 
UG                   3811 6 4 0 47 TP LEE FAMILY (440) 
PADDY SWEENEY        3869 6 4 0 45 TP 50TH MILK RAS (448) 
SKADI                3988 5 1 0 45 TP VALHALLA (435) 
GYPSY                3690 6 2 0 33 TP ARCANA ESOTERIC (421) 
LADY MARIA           3701 7 3 0 30 TP FILIPINA LADYZ (423) 
NJORD                4061 3 0 0 29 TP VALHALLA (435) 
C-4                  3585 6 2 0 27 TP DEMO-SQUAD (405) 
BATTLE               4012 4 2 0 27 TP SHADOW GATE (414) 
S.A.D.M.             3872 5 3 0 22 TP DEMO-SQUAD (405) 
DES DESCARDO         3969 5 2 0 20 TP CRYPT KNIGHTS (191) 

Wall of Steel Stylemaster Standings
There are 7 currently active and eligible Wall of Steels! 

Gladiator Wins Losses Kills Recs Style Team
CONSTRUCT            3668 8 2 0 50 WS MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
Construct has little worries so far, Lava runner!?
CENTIPEDE            3980 3 3 0 47 WS CLASSIC ARCADE (415) 
LAVA RUNNER          3864 8 2 0 44 WS PRIMAL FURY (438) 
CAM SHAFT            3989 3 3 0 37 WS OTTOS MECHANICS (226) 
BLACKCHERRY          3844 4 4 0 31 WS HEAVENS GATE (446) 
SIX                  3689 5 2 0 25 WS ARCANA ESOTERIC (421) 
LADY DOMINGA         3702 3 7 0 16 WS FILIPINA LADYZ (423) 

This one will be mine.(if I can stay active enough.)

Team Wins Losses Kills Percentage Manager Alliance 
THE WARLORDS II     (413) 33 15 2 68 FIZBAN FASCIST FEDERATION 
IDIOTIC ICCERS      (398) 33 16 2 67 THAWK  
KESSEN              (443) 29 20 0 59 IKER  
PRIMAL FURY         (438) 27 21 3 56 SENSEI JAN VENDETTA CARTEL 
THE PENTARCHY       (397) 26 22 2 54 FIZBAN
BAD GERMS           (430) 26 19 0 57 ASSUNASIRBANIPAL  
50TH MILK RAS       (448) 26 23 1 53 DR. MABUSE VENDETTA CARTEL 
CANADIAN BACON      (383) 25 25 4 50 FIREHAWK VENDETTA CARTEL 
MAGICAL MADNESS     (417) 25 23 0 52 DAMEON DARKHEART KNIGHTS OF THE 
COVENANT 
WIMPS OF MADNESS    (433) 24 26 0 48 WIMPY  
DODGE BULLETS       (126) 23 25 0 47 UNCLE WOLF  
UGLY URBAN ORCS     (425) 23 17 0 57 SLUGBAIT  
VALHALLA            (435) 23 17 2 57 KAT VENDETTA CARTEL 
LEE FAMILY          (440) 23 27 0 46 ABARSIS THE SLAUGHTER PRIEST VENDETTA 
CARTEL 
FLOWER HAMMERZ      (372) 22 28 2 44 HAMMER VENDETTA CARTEL 
SHADOW GATE         (414) 22 22 0 50 SHADOWGATE MINIONS OF DIANA 
SRETSAMLEUD         (431) 21 28 2 42 PHAT PHAT VENDETTA CARTEL 
LUNAE MILITES       (387) 21 24 2 46 THE OMNIMANCER VENDETTA CARTEL 
NORTHERN BADLANDS   (337) 20 15 0 57 MAXIMILLIAN  
DEMO-SQUAD          (405) 20 20 3 50 SHADOWMERE  
BOXOROX             (396) 19 22 1 46 BERYLSTAR
CRYPT KNIGHTS       (191) 19 21 0 47 MOORLOCK  
LADZ OF LUGBURZ     (444) 19 18 2 51 BUM VENDETTA CARTEL 
FILIPINA LADYZ      (423) 19 31 1 38 MARTILYO VENDETTA CARTEL 
ARCANA ESOTERIC     (421) 19 18 1 51 CHAIN  
MOMENT OF SILENCE   (424) 19 14 1 57 SOUTHERN BOY  
HEAVENS GATE        (446) 19 25 1 43 MANRAY FROTHINGSLOSH FROTHINGSLOSH 
SYNDICATE 
FRUITS OF DEATH     (449) 18 16 2 52 SPAWN  
ROOKS RAVENS        (412) 17 33 5 34 ROOK VENDETTA CARTEL 
WENSINWASIN G.T.    (437) 15 10 1 60 GENERAL LEFTY THE FIRM 
CHAOSITECTS         (422) 14 16 2 46 LORD CHAOS  
TEAM SLAYER         (419) 14 25 1 35 ABRAXIS VENDETTA CARTEL 
CLASSIC ARCADE      (415) 13 27 0 32 STREET LEGAL VENDETTA CARTEL 
OTTOS MECHANICS     (226) 12 31 0 27 CRIP  
GUARDIANS GAMBIT    (445) 11 7 1 61  GUARDIAN  
5 BELOW ZERO        (436) 10 20 0 33 CFH VENDETTA CARTEL 
GONDORS BASE        (441) 10 13 0 43 GONAD  
KILLALODEAN         (361) 8 11 0 42
DREWS BOYS          (428) 7 12 1 36  THE MUN  
FLAGGS FINEST       (426) 6 4 0 60   FLAGG VENDETTA CARTEL 
HITLIST XXVIII      (450) 3 8 0 27   COSMO FROTHINGSLOSH FROTHINGSLOSH 
SYNDICATE 
WRAITHS OF WRATH    (411) 3 12 0 20  KALKIN  
VISIONS             (456) 3 2 0 60   JACK WOLFSPIDER VENDETTA CARTEL 
THE ARMAGEDDON      (442) 2 8 0 20   GODS SOLDIER  
ASTRONOMY DOMINE    (345) 2 8 0 20   
DRAKES ICE BOX      (402) 1 3 0 25   DRAKE  
MASTERS OF MEN      (432) 1 9 0 10   GOAT VENDETTA CARTEL 

Team Wins Losses Kills Percentage 
ROOKS RAVENS        (412) 17 33 5 34 
OTTOS MECHANICS     (226) 12 31 0 27 
FILIPINA LADYZ      (423) 19 31 1 38 
FLOWER HAMMERZ      (372) 22 28 2 44 
SRETSAMLEUD         (431) 21 28 2 42
LEE FAMILY          (440) 23 27 0 46
CLASSIC ARCADE      (415) 13 27 0 32 
WIMPS OF MADNESS    (433) 24 26 0 48 
CANADIAN BACON      (383) 25 25 4 50 
DODGE BULLETS       (126) 23 25 0 47
TEAM SLAYER         (419) 14 25 1 35
HEAVENS GATE        (446) 19 25 1 43
LUNAE MILITES       (387) 21 24 2 46
MAGICAL MADNESS     (448) 26 23 1 53
THE PENTARCHY       (397) 26 22 2 54
BOXOROX             (396) 19 22 1 46 
SHADOW GATE         (414) 22 22 0 50 
CRYPT KNIGHTS       (191) 19 21 0 47
PRIMAL FURY         (438) 27 21 3 56 
DEMO-SQUAD          (405) 20 20 3 50 
5 BELOW ZERO        (436) 10 20 0 33
KESSEN              (443) 29 20 0 59 
BAD GERMS           (430) 26 19 0 57 
LADZ OF LUGBURZ     (444) 19 18 2 51
ARCANA ESOTERIC     (421) 19 18 1 51
UGLY URBAN ORCS     (425) 23 17 0 57
VALHALLA            (435) 23 17 2 57
CHAOSITECTS         (422) 14 16 2 46
FRUITS OF DEATH     (449) 18 16 2 52
IDIOTIC ICCERS      (398) 33 16 2 67
NORTHERN BADLANDS   (337) 20 15 0 57
THE WARLORDS II     (413) 33 15 2 68
MOMENT OF SILENCE   (424) 19 14 1 57
GONDORS BASE        (441) 10 13 0 43
DREWS BOYS          (428) 7 12 1 36
WRAITHS OF WRATH    (411) 3 12 0 20 
KILLALODEAN         (361) 8 11 0 42 
WENSINWASIN G.T.    (437) 15 10 1 60 
MASTERS OF MEN      (432) 1 9 0 10 
HITLIST XXVIII      (450) 3 8 0 27
THE ARMAGEDDON      (442) 2 8 0 20 
ASTRONOMY DOMINE    (345) 2 8 0 20
GUARDIANS GAMBIT    (445) 11 7 1 61 
FLAGGS FINEST       (426) 6 4 0 60 
DRAKES ICE BOX      (402) 1 3 0 25 
VISIONS             (456) 3 2 0 60 
ENIGMA              (455) 0 1 0 0 

Team Most Deaths Losses 
CLASSIC ARCADE      (415) 4 27 
TEAM SLAYER         (419) 3 25 
LUNAE MILITES       (387) 3 24 
SHADOW GATE         (414) 3 22 
OTTOS MECHANICS     (226) 2 31 
BOXOROX             (396) 2 22 
5 BELOW ZERO        (436) 2 20 
ROOKS RAVENS        (412) 1 33 
SRETSAMLEUD         (431) 1 28 
WIMPS OF MADNESS    (433) 1 26
CANADIAN BACON      (383) 1 25 
DODGE BULLETS       (126) 1 25 
MAGICAL MADNESS     (417) 1 23 
50TH MILK RAS       (448) 1 23 
THE PENTARCHY       (397) 1 22 
CRYPT KNIGHTS       (191) 1 21 
PRIMAL FURY         (438) 1 21 
KESSEN              (443) 1 20 
ARCANA ESOTERIC     (421) 1 18 
UGLY URBAN ORCS     (425) 1 17 
VALHALLA            (435) 1 17 
CHAOSITECTS         (422) 1 16 
THE WARLORDS II     (413) 1 15 
GONDORS BASE        (441) 1 13 
WRAITHS OF WRATH    (411) 1 12 
KILLALODEAN         (361) 1 11 
HITLIST XXVIII      (450) 1 8 
GUARDIANS GAMBIT    (445) 1 7
ENIGMA              (455) 1 1 

Team Turns as Top Team On The Move 
FLOWER HAMMERZ      (372) 2 
50TH MILK RAS       (448) 2 
CANADIAN BACON      (383) 1 
CRYPT KNIGHTS       (191) 1 
WIMPS OF MADNESS    (433) 1 
CLASSIC ARCADE      (415) 1 
SHADOW GATE         (414) 1 

Team Cumulative Top5 TOTM Points 
KESSEN              (443) 216 
THE WARLORDS II     (413) 165 
50TH MILK RAS       (448) 156 
SHADOW GATE         (414) 150 
LADZ OF LUGBURZ     (444) 135 
UGLY URBAN ORCS     (425) 121
IDIOTIC ICCERS      (398) 105 
FILIPINA LADYZ      (423) 102 
FLOWER HAMMERZ      (372) 97 
MOMENT OF SILENCE   (424) 92 
CANADIAN BACON      (383) 91 
SRETSAMLEUD         (431) 73 
WIMPS OF MADNESS    (433) 63 
CRYPT KNIGHTS       (191) 61 
CLASSIC ARCADE      (415) 51 
VALHALLA            (435) 48 
CHAOSITECTS         (422) 47 
PRIMAL FURY         (438) 44 
LUNAE MILITES       (387) 40 
BAD GERMS           (430) 37 
LEE FAMILY          (440) 36 
THE PENTARCHY       (397) 35 
MAGICAL MADNESS     (417) 32 
ARCANA ESOTERIC     (421) 30

Team Bloodfeuds Revenged 
CLASSIC ARCADE      (415) 2 
THE WARLORDS II     (413) 1 
MAGICAL MADNESS     (417) 1 
VALHALLA            (435) 1 
WIMPS OF MADNESS    (433) 1 
ARCANA ESOTERIC     (421) 1 
LUNAE MILITES       (387) 1 
50TH MILK RAS       (448) 1 
HITLIST XXVIII      (450) 1 
SHADOW GATE         (414) 1 
KILLALODEAN         (361) 1 

Team Times Most Avoided 
THE PENTARCHY       (397) 1 
GUARDIANS GAMBIT    (445) 1 
UGLY URBAN ORCS     (425) 1
DEMO-SQUAD          (405) 1 

Team Times Most Avoiding 
CRYPT KNIGHTS       (191) 1 
FILIPINA LADYZ      (423) 1 
LUNAE MILITES       (387) 1 
MOMENT OF SILENCE   (424) 1 

Team Turns Duelmaster 
CANADIAN BACON      (383) 3 
THE PENTARCHY       (397) 2 
IDIOTIC ICCERS      (398) 2 
FLOWER HAMMERZ      (372) 1 
CRYPT KNIGHTS       (191) 1 
KESSEN              (443) 1 

Team Gladiators Graduated 
CANADIAN BACON      (383) 3
THE PENTARCHY       (397) 2 
CRYPT KNIGHTS       (191) 1 
DODGE BULLETS       (126) 1 
ASTRONOMY DOMINE    (345) 1 

Team Most Favorite Turns 
BOXOROX             (396) 1 
SRETSAMLEUD         (431) 1 
BAD GERMS           (430) 1 
WIMPS OF MADNESS    (433) 1 
ARCANA ESOTERIC     (421) 1 
MOMENT OF SILENCE   (424) 1 
ROOKS RAVENS        (412) 1 

Team Least Favorite Turns 
CRYPT KNIGHTS       (191) 2 
BOXOROX             (396) 1 
UGLY URBAN ORCS     (425) 1
DEMO-SQUAD          (405) 1 
LADZ OF LUGBURZ     (444) 1 
FILIPINA LADYZ      (423) 1 
KESSEN              (443) 1 
ROOKS RAVENS        (412) 1 
IDIOTIC ICCERS      (398) 1 

Team Turns Most Challenged 
THE PENTARCHY       (397) 2 
FLOWER HAMMERZ      (372) 1 
CANADIAN BACON      (383) 1 
OTTOS MECHANICS     (226) 1 
WIMPS OF MADNESS    (433) 1 
SHADOW GATE         (414) 1 
IDIOTIC ICCERS      (398) 1 

Mail-in Tourney Points Leaders! Team Wins Kills TVs RUs TCs POINTS 
SHADOW GATE         10 1 0 0 1 70
LADZ OF LUGBURZ     10 0 1 0 0 65
BOXOROX              8 0 1 0 0 55
SRETSAMLUED          8 0 1 0 0 55
GONDORS BASE         8 0 1 0 0 55
MAGICAL MADNESS      6 1 0 0 0 40
LEE FAMILY           7 0 0 0 0 35
50TH MILK RAS        7 0 0 0 0 35
PRIMAL FURY          7 0 0 0 0 35
THE PENTARCHY        1 0 0 0 0 5
WENSINWASIN G.T.     0 0 0 0 0 0

Mail-in Team TCs
SHADOW GATE 1

Brought to you by:
Damien Darkheart Enterprizes
Maximillian, Keeper of the Madness
Hammer

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out MORYA! 
BAD GERMS may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 22nd 
spot.  THE PENTARCHY is no joke as it posted a 4-1-0 week advancing from 18th place 
to 17th place.  Hey everybody, watch out for HENGIST, who flew up 20 points in the 
rankings after mashing CLOST. PERFRINGENS like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  
Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  CAESAR was bested by 
SHAGUK and drops 15 points.  It's a proud day for the RED IRON KNIGHTS stable, as 
their warrior, ZACHARIAH, ascended the Duelmaster's throne.  Can you believe they are 
paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad NORTHERN  BADLANDS?  Big bad 
NORTHERN BADLANDS.  Big bad NORTHERN BADLANDS.  MORYA's afraid of the big bad 
NORTHERN BADLANDS.  Tra la la la la!  Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch ROOK'S 
RAVENS' act in the arena.  Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from 
NORTHERN BADLANDS.  Well just about everybody wants a piece of CAESAR, who was this 
week's most challenged warrior.  In a touching display by a 'touched' warrior, 
FROGGER went after YOUNG JOAN, who was higher by 22 points.  Well, when the dust 
settled, FROGGER was bested by YOUNG JOAN.  POPPY HAMMER of FLOWER HAMMERZ had better 
have a good reason for challenging down 14 points in a challenge which she won.  I 
thought POPPY HAMMER showed great skill and promise when she overcame WYATT BURP.  
All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  I have no doubt that THE 
WARLORDS II will be celebrating long and loud their warrior HENGIST's slaying of 
CLOST. PERFRINGENS on the sands.  Proving again that MORYA is not rated G, MYSTIC 
ZEALOT of the PRIMAL FURY slew the warrior POUM POUM in a rather bloody bout.  Let's 
look for a bloodfeud.  Yes, and another newbie bites the dust as TOGS REJECT goes 
down under the sword of LADY MARIA.  Thanks to this, LADY MARIA now has 40 
recognition points.  Well, just when you thought it was safe to put a new warrior in 
the arena.  No no!  RED ORCHID HAMMER, a mere girl, was slain by VIVALDI this turn.  
In the 'Oops, What Have I Done?' category, MAGETA THE LION was mashed by BLACKSTAFF, 
who let MAGETA THE LION know that killing members of CRYPT KNIGHTS is a no-no.  
Congrats to YIP AGAIN for revenging the death of his teammate (but more importantly, 
feeding MAN ON THE MOON a bit of dirt).  In the 'Oops, What Have I Done?' category, 
GOBLIN KING was mashed by CENTIPEDE, who let GOBLIN KING know that killing members of 
CLASSIC ARCADE is a no-no.  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes 
and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in MORYA have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Okay, so I may not be the 
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  See ya 
next time I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZACHARIAH 2930               14   2  0    97       RED IRON KNIGHTS (302)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOONY LATEKNIGHT 3529        20   7  1   116       IDIOTIC ICCERS (398)
 COA PATTY 3830                9   2  0   109       KESSEN (443)
 PARADOX 3654                  7   2  0   102       SHADOW GATE (414)
 RAY D AYTOR 2965             13  20  0    98       OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
 TERRIBLE TOTOMAC 3569        11   6  1    97       IDIOTIC ICCERS (398)
 PEG-LEG BOUCHARD 3400        11   7  4    93       CANADIAN BACON (383)
 POPPY HAMMER 3318            16   6  0    92       FLOWER HAMMERZ (372)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IDIOTIC INDIGO 3528          20   7  0    89       IDIOTIC ICCERS (398)
 STUPID SMILEY 3527           18   9  0    88       IDIOTIC ICCERS (398)
 ALARIC 3787                   8   3  0    86       THE WARLORDS II (413)
 CIARAN POWER 3868             7   4  0    85       50TH MILK RAS (448)
-MAXIMUS DECIMUS 3440         16   4  0    83       NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)
 GALENA 3505                  11  10  0    81       BOXOROX (396)
 DRAGON-FIRE 2705             11   7  2    79       JUGGERNAUTS (144)
 WYATT BURP 3531              13  11  0    77       DODGE BULLETS (126)
 FOOLISH FOLGERS 3526         12  14  1    74       IDIOTIC ICCERS (398)
 NE1469 3889                   9   2  2    71       SRETSAMLEUD (431)
 YIP AGAIN 3512               14  11  2    70       THE PENTARCHY (397)
 DAISY HAMMER 3317             9  10  0    70       FLOWER HAMMERZ (372)
 DRUNKEN DONUT 3712            9   2  0    67       UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
 GRITBUCKS 3711                8   2  0    67       UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HENGIST 3788                  6   5  1    66       THE WARLORDS II (413)
 COA SUMPTHING 3828            9   2  0    63       KESSEN (443)
 UG 3811                       7   4  0    63       LEE FAMILY (440)
 INFINITY 3655                 5   3  0    62       SHADOW GATE (414)
 MOONSHINE 3936                7   2  0    61       LUNAE MILITES (387)
 CUBIC ZIRCONIUM 3777          6   3  1    61       BOXOROX (396)
 CONSTRUCT 3668                9   2  0    60       MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
-QUEST 2761                   11   4  0    59       JUGGERNAUTS (144)
 GRANITE 3507                  7  14  0    59       BOXOROX (396)
 AXLE FOLEY 3454               6  13  0    59       OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOME 3812                     6   5  0    56       LEE FAMILY (440)
 BLACKSTAFF 2089              10   5  0    55       CRYPT KNIGHTS (191)
 STAPH. AUREUS 3752            7   4  0    54       BAD GERMS (430)
 CENTIPEDE 3980                4   3  0    54       CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
 NIALL QUINLAN 3866            7   4  0    53       50TH MILK RAS (448)
 GARDENIA HAMMER 3871          6   5  2    53       FLOWER HAMMERZ (372)
 SHAGUK 3966                   6   2  0    53       LADZ OF LUGBURZ (444)
 BALDER 3778                   5   4  1    53       VALHALLA (435)
 TORPEDO 3477                 11  18  1    52       DODGE BULLETS (126)
 MYSTIC ZEALOT 3804            7   4  1    52       PRIMAL FURY (438)
 YOUNG JOAN 3534              12  11  0    51       DODGE BULLETS (126)
 LAVA RUNNER 3864              9   2  0    50       PRIMAL FURY (438)
 CLEOPATRA 3856                8   3  1    50       THE WARLORDS II (413)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALLURE 3671                   6   5  0    50       MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
 COA COA 3829                  4   7  0    47       KESSEN (443)
 HOLY HAVOC 3901               6   3  1    46       HITLIST XXVIII (450)
 SKADI 3988                    5   2  0    46       VALHALLA (435)
-PADDY SWEENEY 3869            6   4  0    45       50TH MILK RAS (448)
 RHINOVIRUS 3754               5   5  0    44       BAD GERMS (430)
 CAM SHAFT 3989                4   3  0    44       OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
 NERF THE SOFTY 3833           3   6  0    43       LADZ OF LUGBURZ (444)
 MESMERIC FIEND 3801           6   5  0    42       PRIMAL FURY (438)
 LADY MARIA 3701               8   3  1    40       FILIPINA LADYZ (423)
 TALISMAN 3667                 5   6  0    40       MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
 CAESAR 3974                   7   1  0    39       THE WARLORDS II (413)
 BOBBY CLOBBER 3557            8  12  2    38       CANADIAN BACON (383)
 THRAKKLASH 3835               6   2  1    38       LADZ OF LUGBURZ (444)
 COAPI 3826                    6   4  0    38       KESSEN (443)
 LUNA KNIGHT 3445              7  14  0    37       LUNAE MILITES (387)
-USURPER 3843                  5   4  1    37       HEAVEN'S GATE (446)
 FUG 3815                      5   6  0    37       LEE FAMILY (440)
-IRONFIST 3846                 4   5  0    37       HEAVEN'S GATE (446)
 PETTIFOGGER 3766              4   7  0    35       WIMPS OF MADNESS (433)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MR. CHOMP CHOMP 3620          7   8  0    33       THE PENTARCHY (397)
 ASTEROIDS 3658                5   4  0    33       CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
 FOOFARAW 4042                 5   0  0    33       WIMPS OF MADNESS (433)
 VIVALDI 3639                  4   7  1    33       ROOK'S RAVENS (412)
 PHENIX 3810                   4   6  0    33       CRYPT KNIGHTS (191)
 SIF 3780                      3   6  0    33       VALHALLA (435)
 MOT 3907                      5   6  0    32       LEE FAMILY (440)
-GRIM BLACKSMITH 3961          4   2  0    32       NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)
-GIARDIA 3935                  5   4  0    31       BAD GERMS (430)
 FREDDY FENDER 3956            4   5  1    31       OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
-IMMORTAL COIL 3850            4   5  0    31       HEAVEN'S GATE (446)
-BLACKCHERRY 3844              4   4  0    31       HEAVEN'S GATE (446)
 NJORD 4061                    4   0  0    31       VALHALLA (435)
 CREEPAZOID 4043               4   1  0    31       WIMPS OF MADNESS (433)
 PYRITE 3991                   3   3  0    31       BOXOROX (396)
 SULKAGRIM 3757                5   6  0    30       SRETSAMLEUD (431)
-CONQUEST 2840                 6   4  0    29       JUGGERNAUTS (144)
 NAPOLEON 4005                 5   2  0    28       THE WARLORDS II (413)
 FROGGER 3656                  3   6  0    28       CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
 LADY DOMINGA 3702             4   7  0    27       FILIPINA LADYZ (423)
 GROTTRAK THE SNEAK 3831       3   6  1    27       LADZ OF LUGBURZ (444)
 ENTEROCOCCUS 3973             2   4  0    26       BAD GERMS (430)
-DRATS 3993                    2   0  0    26       GONDORS BASE (441)
 CHOPIN 3642                   5   6  4    25       ROOK'S RAVENS (412)
 HANDEL 3640                   4   7  0    25       ROOK'S RAVENS (412)
 BATTLE 4012                   4   3  0    25       SHADOW GATE (414)
 NEWBIE 4018                   3   4  0    24       SRETSAMLEUD (431)
 GOBLIN KING 4072              2   1  1    24       PRIMAL FURY (438)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LADY BEATRIZ 3704             4   7  1    23       FILIPINA LADYZ (423)
 MAGETA THE LION 4000          3   3  1    23       PRIMAL FURY (438)
-GRINCH 3819                   3   2  0    23       GONDORS BASE (441)
-GRENADE 3816                  2   2  0    23       GONDORS BASE (441)
 DES DESCARDO 3969             6   2  0    22       CRYPT KNIGHTS (191)
-WASTELAND WARLORD 3594        4   6  0    22       NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)
 COA ANG 4003                  4   4  0    22       KESSEN (443)
 MAN ON THE MOON 4074          2   1  1    22       LUNAE MILITES (387)
 MOZART 3641                   5   6  0    21       ROOK'S RAVENS (412)
 NIGHTWIND 4007                4   3  0    21       DODGE BULLETS (126)
 PUD 4036                      2   4  0    21       LEE FAMILY (440)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CARJACK 4047                  2   1  0    21       UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
-SUCCUBUS 4051                 4   0  0    20       SRETSAMLEUD (431)
 RORY WYLEY 3870               3   8  0    20       50TH MILK RAS (448)
-NYALL BLOODGRIN 3963          3   3  0    20       NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)
-MILITANTE 2923                6   1  0    19       JUGGERNAUTS (144)
 TYR 3781                      4   5  1    18       VALHALLA (435)
 BLOODSTONE 4050               1   0  0    18       BOXOROX (396)
 LADY CONSOLACION 3703         3   8  0    17       FILIPINA LADYZ (423)
 LADY EMELITA 3700             2   9  0    15       FILIPINA LADYZ (423)
 STREET WISE 4095              1   0  1    15       UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
-BULWYF REDHAMMER 3962         3   3  0    14       NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)
-SPASM 3842                    2   7  0    13       HEAVEN'S GATE (446)
-SASHA 2972                    1  10  0    13       RED IRON KNIGHTS (302)
 OLD N GREY 4085               1   0  0    13       SHADOW GATE (414)
 BAD MOON RISING 4019          3   3  0    12       LUNAE MILITES (387)
-EIDOLON 27                    2   2  0    12       PHANTASMAGOR (2)
-GAUNT 28                      2   6  0    12       PHANTASMAGOR (2)
-ANNE TENNA 4053               2   1  0    10       OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
 HOLEY MOLEY 4094              1   0  0    10       WIMPS OF MADNESS (433)
-JACK 4068                     1   1  0     8       SRETSAMLEUD (431)
-CHARYBDIS 26                  1   3  0     8       PHANTASMAGOR (2)
 RED CACTUS HAMMER 4032        0   6  0     8       FLOWER HAMMERZ (372)
 EAMON FINN 4060               1   3  1     7       50TH MILK RAS (448)
 WIDOWMAKER 4071               1   1  0     7       CRYPT KNIGHTS (191)
 LE NETTOYE' 4069              1   2  0     7       THE PENTARCHY (397)
 PONG 4021                     1   4  0     7       CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
 RUNE 4083                     0   1  0     7       MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
 BTO 4059                      1   3  0     6       CANADIAN BACON (383)
 ASHZAG 4092                   1   0  0     6       LADZ OF LUGBURZ (444)
 GRAND MACHIN 4093             1   0  0     6       THE PENTARCHY (397)
-NATIONWIDE 3899               1   1  0     6       HITLIST XXVIII (450)
-GENDERCRISIS 4011             1   1  0     5       GONDORS BASE (441)
-PUDDLES 3372                  1   1  0     5       RED IRON KNIGHTS (302)
 AZURE 4081                    1   1  0     4       SHADOW GATE (414)
-QUASIT 231                    0   3  0     3       PHANTASMAGOR (2)
 STRAUSS 4077                  0   2  0     2       ROOK'S RAVENS (412)
-TIMBER 3371                   0   2  0     2       RED IRON KNIGHTS (302)
-SARGE 3373                    0   2  0     2       RED IRON KNIGHTS (302)
 GLYPH 4097                    0   1  0     1       MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
 VALLON 4101                   0   1  0     1       CRYPT KNIGHTS (191)
 S. BOY 3091                   0   1  0     1       JUGGERNAUTS (144)
 REDWIND 4099                  0   1  0     1       DODGE BULLETS (126)
 YELLOW SNOW 4096              0   1  0     1       UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
PERSISTENT BEGGAR 327  0  1 0   1                   STREET WISE 4095      238 NONE    
CLOST. PERFRINGE 3750  7  3 0 BAD GERMS 430         HENGIST 3788          238         
SUBLIMINAL KID 4002    3  5 0 CANADIAN BACON 383    FREDDY FENDER 3956    238         
CAPTAIN CONUNDRU 4040  0  5 0 CANADIAN BACON 383    EAMON FINN 4060       237         
MARIO KART 4098        0  1 0 CLASSIC ARCADE 415    ARENAMASTER NOR 346   238 NONE    
MS. PAC MAN 4075       0  1 0 CLASSIC ARCADE 415    GOBLIN KING 4072      236 JUST REV
BALROG-SHIN 3987       2  3 0 CRYPT KNIGHTS 191     MAGETA THE LION 4000  235 JUST REV
SELUMIA 3491          10 15 0 DODGE BULLETS 126     GARDENIA HAMMER 3871  236         
RED ORCHID HAMME 4044  3  2 0 FLOWER HAMMERZ 372    VIVALDI 3639          238         
DEAD 4091              0  1 0 LUNAE MILITES 387     ARENAMASTER NOR 346   238 NONE    
MOON UNIT 3475         6  5 0 LUNAE MILITES 387     CHOPIN 3642           235         
POUM POUM 3957         4  6 1 THE PENTARCHY 397     MYSTIC ZEALOT 3804    238         
VENTRE DE FER 4058     1  2 0 THE PENTARCHY 397     MAN ON THE MOON 4074  237 JUST REV
FIREBOLT 4064          0  1 0 PRIMAL FURY 438       ANGEL 4045            235         
GREIG 4063             0  2 0 ROOK'S RAVENS 412     THRAKKLASH 3835       236         
DREAM 3651             3  3 0 SHADOW GATE 414       PEG-LEG BOUCHARD 3400 234 NOT REVE

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
SPIRIT 4013            2  2 0 SHADOW GATE 414       PEG-LEG BOUCHARD 3400 235         
TOGS REJECT 4055       3  1 0 WIMPS OF MADNESS 433  LADY MARIA 3701       238         
FARKLE 3765            2  5 0 WIMPS OF MADNESS 433  POUM POUM 3957        234 REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

COA Patty -- You're the best?  Not anymore! -- Indigo

All -- Hail, my fellow madness maniacs.  It is I, Fizban the Fanatic, here to let you
know that I'm still alive and in great position in several categories.  Yes, I know
there is still a lot of contest left but I still felt the need to run my trap.  So
good luck to all and please could you crouch down low as I'm stepping over you since
I'm an old man and can't step very high.  Thank you for your consideration. -- Fizban

Coa Patty -- Congrats on beating me to first initiate DM; maybe I can graduate first
or heck maybe even come out on top for style master.  Wouldn't that be a hoot? --
Alaric

Pettifogger -- You're not breathing properly, that why you get winded so easily. 
Take it from me, did you notice I was hardly breathing at all. -- Caesar

Giardia -- I've had all my vaccinations so back, you foul beast.  You're not one of
those mutating germs, are you? -- Hengist

Nyall Bloodgrin -- Imagine me beating you.  Huh.   Who'd have thunk it. <grin> --
Napoleon

Maximus Decimus -- I'm tired of your soldiers picking on my soldiers so just stop it.
-- Alaric

Fug -- What the @#$% is a Fug anyway. -- Cleo

Assur -- Infect away!  We have "supplements" for that sort of thing. -- Dr. Mabuse,
50th Milk Ras

Assur -- A bounty on my head?!?!....and I'd have thought I'd earned your respect by
now. -- Ciaran
P.S.  Never fear!  Even IF (big if) I win the BA stylemaster award, your reputation
will remain intact. -- C.P.

Assur -- Lucky again!!  How about that!... -- Niall
P.S.  Looking up at your warriors?  Are they tall or something?  I can't imagine any
other way.... -- N.Q.

Wimpy --- We'd be shaking in our boots, but we wear sandals...it helps decise. -- Dr.
Mabuse, 50th Milk Ras

Niall -- Okay, I'm not impressed with your ability to knock me on my ass and beat me,
but I think I'll go after easier targets. -- Rhinovirus

Hengist -- You've changed your ways!  Touche! -- Giardia

Centipede -- Protect your skin well.  That's the only way you prevent me from
destroying you. -- Staph. Aureus

Madness Managers -- Time to make some adjustments to my ladyz.  You are forewarned.
-- Lady Martilyo

Uncle Wolf -- Thank you for the update...all I know is this arena is full of spunk
these days.  It's a good thing to see!  You and I seem to travel in a lot of similar
arenas. -- Woelfe

Mesmeric Fiend -- Ok, tell me again...why is it they call you a Fiend?  I don't get
it. -- Zach

Hey Ed. -- Am still alive and well and back in Qatar for awhile.  Would you please
print an update of Who is Who in our Madness Arena?  Manager Names and Alliance
Affiliations please! -- Hammer

Woelfe -- Morya Madness lasts 28 rounds and this newsletter should be round 11.
There is a website hosted by Dameon Darkheart and a MoryaMadness@yahoogroups.com that
you can join hosted by Maximillian.  There are 28 contest categories and everyone
active in the arena is automatically a participant.  Plenty of prizes and bragging
rights.  Do not have the specific information with me right now, but someone can clue
you in.  StyleMaster categories must be declared in the P-ads before a warrior's
first Basic Fight in DM 28, meaning declared on or before first appearance on the
sands.  By now, it would take a series of deaths in a particular category to give a
newcomer warrior an opportunity to win a SM award.  Max should be sending an update
to the DM 28 newsletter this cycle or next.  Anyway, I am sure you will catch the
Madness since you are already here! -- Hammer

Madness Managers -- Am alive and well and enjoying the Madness from afar!  Time for
Red Cactus Hammer to change strategies and get a winning record! -- Hammer

Home -- Good idea.  Why don't you go there, eh? -- Torpedo

Frogger -- I consider it an offense that a Shew should be so short.  You should be
training your SZ. -- Young Joan

Daisy Hammer -- Tasty!  (erp!)  Very tasty (erp!), young lady. -- Wyatt Burp

Ah.  Thieves.  Bah. -- Nightwind

Stargrits -- Ah.  That certainly explains things. -- Young Joan

16 January 2004
                                    CHAOTIC WINDS
     Once, long ago, the four Winds of Time descended upon Alastari like a TEMPEST of
epic proportions, they slew everything within their all-encompassing reach.  They
left nothing.  In their wake lay smoldering ruins.
     In their haste they sped towards the center of this great land like a colossal
giant would step across an ocean.  The four storms picked up momentum on their way
towards each other.  A collision was eminent.
     The first storm wind, the oldest and wisest of the four was named APEXALUS.  The
second, FLAGGSTAFF, was the quickest and loudest entity ever created.  The third Wind
of Time was MATRIATIN, neither old or young, quick or slow, but fierce and feisty all
the same.  The forth wind, ASSAMITHIUS, the youngest yet most creative in its means
of destruction.
     When finally they merged at the center of ALASTARI, an incredible destructive
explosion occurred.  And when the smoke and debris cleared they were one.  CHAOS was
born.
     And Chaos spread across the diminished lands reeking havoc and doom with its
passing, and destroying allover again that which already lay in ruin.

F E A R    C H A O S    I N C.
M A T R I X

28 January 2004
All -- I send out this invitation to all teams and managers.  A new Alliance has been
formed.  The Living Essences Alliance is being formed to join forces in an effort to
eliminate common foes and to help the joined warriors grow and learn to the best of
their abilities by offering suggestions and advice.  It doesn't matter what arena
you're in, or if you're in another alliance already, as of today.  This Alliance is
open to one and all!  If you are interested in joining, please DIPLO me, or send a
personal ad to DM 93's newsletter.  If you wish to join beyond March 2004, send a PA
to DM 82.  Come join the fun! -- Dagan LifeGiver, mgr. Shadow Warriors (DM 93)

28 January 2004
This notice is to formally introduce our young alliance, CHAOS INC.  We consist of
APEX, FLAGG, MATRIX, ASSAMITE, and now RUDE BUDDHA.  If we aren't already there, we
WILL be coming to an arena near you soon!  Hope to see you all at the ZALCON II.

4 February 2004
Greeting from Jhans, DM 36 -- In 2 turns the kLk will host our first annual "St.
Valentines Day Massacre" in Jhans, arena 36.  (Kill Contest)  The contest will begin
on turn 450.  It will run for 10 turns.  On turn 461 the winners will be announced.
There will be 3 separate categories, the team with the most kills, the alliance with
the most kills, and the warrior with the most kills.  For the manager of the team
with the most kills a PRIZE of 10 ROLL-UPS will be rewarded (or $50 deposited into
his account).  No need to declare yourself in the personals.  If you are in DM 36,
you will be part of the contest whether you like it or not.  We encourage as much
trash talk as you'd like.  All teams, managers, and alliances invited.  Please
contact Polarius (mgr. of Blitzkrieg) in DM 36 with questions.  Or you can email me
at jamieptmo@hotmail.com.  Good luck and see you in the sands. -- Polarius

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MARIO KART was butchered by ARENAMASTER NOR in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DEAD was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER NOR in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
YIP AGAIN handily defeated MAN ON THE MOON in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud match.
INFINITY was vanquished by PEG-LEG BOUCHARD in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud brawl.
CENTIPEDE overpowered GOBLIN KING in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud fight.
BLACKSTAFF viciously subdued MAGETA THE LION in a 3 minute gruesome Bloodfeud brawl.
STRAUSS was overpowered by THRAKKLASH in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud struggle.
SHAGUK outwaited CAESAR in a slow 19 minute Challenge competition.
RAY D AYTOR was viciously subdued by COA PATTY in a 6 minute expert's Challenge melee.
POPPY HAMMER defeated WYATT BURP in a 2 minute expert's Challenge duel.
TERRIBLE TOTOMAC defeated CIARAN POWER in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
DRUNKEN DONUT was beaten by ALARIC in a exciting 2 minute brutal Challenge fight.
HOME was devastated by GALENA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
CLOST. PERFRINGENS was killed by HENGIST in a 1 minute master's Challenge match.
NE1469 handily defeated COA COA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
STAPH. AUREUS vanquished PETTIFOGGER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
SIF was vanquished by MOONSHINE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
MYSTIC ZEALOT butchered POUM POUM in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
CAM SHAFT narrowly defeated LUNA KNIGHT in a 3 minute brutal Challenge bout.
UG overpowered MESMERIC FIEND in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
CONSTRUCT luckily beat NIALL QUINLAN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge conflict.
TOGS REJECT was luckily killed by  LADY MARIA in a 6 minute Challenge fight.
FROGGER lost to YOUNG JOAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fray.
TALISMAN defeated FUG in a 1 minute Challenge match.
FOOFARAW defeated LADY BEATRIZ in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
BATTLE was outwaited by COAPI in a slow 12 minute Challenge match.
NEWBIE was vanquished by ALLURE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BAD MOON RISING was demolished by LADY DOMINGA in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
MOZART was viciously subdued by MR. CHOMP CHOMP in a tiring 11 minute Challenge fray.
RED CACTUS HAMMER was overpowered by SULKAGRIM in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
CARJACK overpowered LADY EMELITA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
FREDDY FENDER slaughtered SUBLIMINAL KID in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
VIVALDI murdered RED ORCHID HAMMER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
LADY CONSOLACION was beaten by NAPOLEON in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
EAMON FINN was overpowered by HANDEL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
PONG was outwaited by CREEPAZOID in a 9 minute novice vs. master Challenge duel.
IDIOTIC INDIGO was outlasted by ZACHARIAH in a 15 minute veteran's Title struggle.
LOONY LATEKNIGHT overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
STUPID SMILEY was unbelievably bested by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute veteran's bout.
DRAGON-FIRE was overpowered by PARADOX in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
FOOLISH FOLGERS handily defeated GRANITE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DAISY HAMMER overpowered RHINOVIRUS in a action packed 1 minute uneven battle.
COA SUMPTHING bested GARDENIA HAMMER in a crowd pleasing 5 minute match.
GRITBUCKS viciously subdued SKADI in a popular 3 minute bloody conflict.
TORPEDO was overpowered by BALDER in a 1 minute uneven competition.
CUBIC ZIRCONIUM handily defeated BOBBY CLOBBER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
AXLE FOLEY savagely defeated NERF THE SOFTY in a 2 minute gruesome veteran's battle.
CLEOPATRA savagely defeated GROTTRAK THE SNEAK in a 2 minute gruesome bout.
LAVA RUNNER overpowered NIGHTWIND in a 1 minute uneven competition.
HOLY HAVOC demolished RORY WYLEY in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
MOT savagely defeated ENTEROCOCCUS in a 2 minute gory fight.
CHOPIN was handily defeated by ASTEROIDS in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
NJORD outlasted PUD in a 8 minute brutal struggle.
TYR was demolished by PHENIX in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
COA ANG was bested by PYRITE in a exciting 3 minute match.
DES DESCARDO viciously subdued AZURE in a tiring 24 minute gory brawl.
BTO was vanquished by BLOODSTONE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
LE NETTOYE' defeated REDWIND in a crowd pleasing 1 minute amateur's brawl.
WIDOWMAKER savagely defeated RUNE in a 2 minute gruesome novice's match.
OLD N GREY demolished S. BOY in a 2 minute bloody one-sided conflict.
ASHZAG beat GLYPH in a popular 1 minute novice's struggle.
GRAND MACHIN bested VALLON in a 2 minute gruesome beginner's match.
HOLEY MOLEY overpowered YELLOW SNOW in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
STREET WISE assassinated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a tiresome 3 minute uneven melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                  20         TOTAL PARRY      126 -  73 -  1      63  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 19         AIMED BLOW        32 -  22 -  1      59  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  18         WALL OF STEEL     84 -  61 -  2      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     16         STRIKING ATTACK  138 - 150 - 14      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   13         PARRY-LUNGE       48 -  53 -  2      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 13         SLASHING ATTACK   75 -  93 -  6      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     9         BASHING ATTACK    95 - 119 -  9      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    9         PARRY-RIPOSTE     51 -  71 -  2      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    82 - 116 -  4      41  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         PARRY-STRIKE      28 -  56 -  2      33  |

Turn 238 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     8 - 10         5  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL     10 -  3     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  5     PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  6         2  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        9 -  7     PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  6         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
STRIKING ATTACK   10 -  9     BASHING ATTACK     6 - 14         1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      ZACHARIAH 2930             14   2  0   97 RED IRON KNIGHTS (302)
WALL OF STEEL    LOONY LATEKNIGHT 3529      20   7  1  116 IDIOTIC ICCERS (398)
STRIKING ATTACK  COA PATTY 3830              9   2  0  109 KESSEN (443)
SLASHING ATTACK  PEG-LEG BOUCHARD 3400      11   7  4   93 CANADIAN BACON (383)
BASHING ATTACK   CIARAN POWER 3868           7   4  0   85 50TH MILK RAS (448)
LUNGING ATTACK   GALENA 3505                11  10  0   81 BOXOROX (396)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WYATT BURP 3531            13  11  0   77 DODGE BULLETS (126)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       ALLURE 3671                 6   5  0   50 MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is STUPID SMILEY 3527.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was COA PATTY 3830.  The ten other most popular fighters were GRITBUCKS 3711, 
GARDENIA HAMMER 3871, ALARIC 3787, NIALL QUINLAN 3866, TOGS REJECT 4055, COA ANG 
4003, BLACKSTAFF 2089, LUNA KNIGHT 3445, STUPID SMILEY 3527, and PUD 4036.

The least popular fighter this week was AZURE 4081.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DES DESCARDO 3969, CAESAR 3974, SHAGUK 3966, IDIOTIC INDIGO 3528, 
ZACHARIAH 2930, BATTLE 4012, CREEPAZOID 4043, MOZART 3641, COAPI 3826, and NJORD 
4061.