DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/07/2004    Duedate: 06/03/2004

MORYA ARENA

DM-28    TURN-241

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PARADOX
SHADOW GATE (414)
(28-3654) [9-2-0,129]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PARADOX                        WHAT BOSS RAT WANTS
SHADOW GATE (414)              GUARDIAN'S GAMBIT (445)
(28-3654) [9-2-0,129]          (28-3837) [4-1-1,50]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

STUPID SMILEY                  TERRIBLE TOTOMAC
IDIOTIC ICCERS (398)           IDIOTIC ICCERS (398)
(28-3527) [19-11-0,90]         (28-3569) [13-7-1,91]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SHADOW GATE (414)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CLASSIC ARCADE (415)        53
2. GUARDIAN'S GAMBIT (445)     48      IDIOTIC ICCERS (398)
3. PRIMAL FURY (438)           47      Unchartered Team
4. OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)      43
5. LADZ OF LUGBURZ (444)       39      GUARDIAN'S GAMBIT (445)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*CANDY IS DANDY (458)       2   0  0  100   1/ 2 SHADOW GATE (414)        12  2 1
 2/ 2 IDIOTIC ICCERS (398)      96  51  4 65.3   2/ 3 LADZ OF LUGBURZ (444)    11  4 1
 3/ 0*GUARDIAN'S GAMBIT (445)   17  11  3 60.7   3/10 BAD GERMS (430)          10  5 1
 4/ 3 THE PENTARCHY (397)      166 110  4 60.1   4/ 1 THE PENTARCHY (397)      10  5 0
 5/ 5 KESSEN (443)              40  28  1 58.8   5/ 4 IDIOTIC ICCERS (398)     10  5 0
 6/ 9 VALHALLA (435)            31  23  3 57.4   6/ 5 KESSEN (443)              8  6 1
 7/ 8 BAD GERMS (430)           37  28  1 56.9   7/12 PRIMAL FURY (438)         7  6 0
 8/11 LADZ OF LUGBURZ (444)     33  26  3 55.9   8/13 LUNAE MILITES (387)       7  8 1
 9/ 4 THE WARLORDS II (413)     38  30  3 55.9   9/ 7 FILIPINA LADYZ (423)      7  8 1
10/ 0 NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)   72  58  1 55.4  10/ 8 WIMPS OF MADNESS (433)    7  8 0
11/ 7 SHADOW GATE (414)         36  29  1 55.4  11/18 VALHALLA (435)            6  3 1
12-10 CANADIAN BACON (383)     101  87 10 53.7  12/16 DODGE BULLETS (126)       6  7 0
13/ 6 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)     33  29  1 53.2  13/19 CLASSIC ARCADE (415)      6  9 2
14/14 PRIMAL FURY (438)         36  32  4 52.9  14/ 9 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)     5  7 0
15/13 CRYPT KNIGHTS (191)      142 133  8 51.6  15/17 FLOWER HAMMERZ (372)      5 10 0
16/16 JUGGERNAUTS (144)         46  45  4 50.5  16/21 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)    4  1 0
17/12 BOXOROX (396)             54  53  2 50.5  17/ 6 BOXOROX (396)             4  8 0
18/17 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)   161 159  8 50.3  18/15 ROOK'S RAVENS (412)       4 10 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/19 FLOWER HAMMERZ (372)      60  63  3 48.8  19/20 LEE FAMILY (440)          4 11 0
20/18 WIMPS OF MADNESS (433)    34  36  0 48.6  20/ 0*GUARDIAN'S GAMBIT (445)   3  2 1
21/20 DODGE BULLETS (126)      199 214  9 48.2  21/27 50TH MILK RAS (448)       3  5 0
22/21 50TH MILK RAS (448)       29  32  1 47.5  22/11 CRYPT KNIGHTS (191)       3  7 0
23/ 0 THE PHARAOHS (167)        67  79  5 45.9  23/23 HITLIST XXVIII (450)      2  0 1
24/22 LUNAE MILITES (387)       47  57  4 45.2  24-24*CANDY IS DANDY (458)      2  0 0
25/26 HITLIST XXVIII (450)      10  14  2 41.7  25/ 0 NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)   2  3 0
26/25 LEE FAMILY (440)          29  41  0 41.4  26/29 JUGGERNAUTS (144)         1  0 0
27/24 FILIPINA LADYZ (423)      28  42  3 40.0  27-26 CANADIAN BACON (383)      1  3 0
28/27 RED IRON KNIGHTS (302)    41  70  3 36.9  28/28 RED IRON KNIGHTS (302)    1  6 0
29/29 CLASSIC ARCADE (415)      21  39  2 35.0  29/14 THE WARLORDS II (413)     1  9 0
30/28 ROOK'S RAVENS (412)       23  46  6 33.3  30/ 0 THE PHARAOHS (167)        0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                                   Hammerz Herald
                    Morya Madness Round Fourteen Edition/Turn 241
                                      by Hammer

       Blessed (happy, fortunate, and to be envied) is the man who reverently and
worshipfully fears [the Lord] at all times [regardless of circumstances], but he who
hardens his heart will fall into calamity. -- Proverbs 28:14  Amplified Bible

     SHADOWGATE AND ELGON GRINNED IN RESPONSE TO THE PUZZLED LOOK ON WIMPY'S FACE as
the trio greeted one another in the clearing of a foreign wood SomeWhere along the
forgotten timelines of ElseWhere and ElseWhen.
     Hammer would have been amused by the turn of events that had brought the 3
adventurers through the Elven Looking Glass Dimensional Portal to their place of
destiny in regards to the Black Spot, had he been there to witness the spectacle
himself.
     Wimpy dusted himself off and glared at the duo who had led him unceremoniously
between the dimensions of destiny enfolded many times over between ElseWhere and
ElseWhen.
     Without a word, Shadowgate and ElGon motioned for Wimpy to follow them through a
grove of trees via the well-worn path that disappeared into the thick of the
greenery.

     KAT, SENSEI JAN AND DR MABUSE FOLLOWED THE MAZE OF THE UNDERGROUND SEWER TUNNELS
in their quest to confront the mutations that had escaped the laboratory of Dr M.
     On occasion they would find traces of a struggle and a tell tale sign of shed
blood, but no bodies to distinguish if the battle favored friend or foe.
     Then around some unnamed and uncharted bend, traces of severed limbs began to
appear in the shadows where countless rats were feasting upon the monstrosities that
once lurked unopposed in the sewers.
     The trio exchanged glances and then hastily proceeded through the dark grotto of
Morya's labyrinth of sewers in search of answers.
     Soon their efforts were rewarded in the midst of a dimly lit cavern that had
most certainly seen the climax of a great battle as the severed limbs of countless
monstrosities were scattered throughout the cavern for the dining pleasure of the
multitude of rats that had gathered to scavenge the remains.
     High on the wall at the back of the cavern illuminated by flickering torchlight
were the following words written in the blood of the vanquished monstrosities to
answer the question on everyone's mind:
     "Fizban Was Here!"

     THE CLOAKED FIGURE OF HAMMER WITH THE GLINT OF COLD STEEL RADIATING FROM THE
CEBUANA ISLA CHAIN MAIL SHIRT HIDDEN WITHIN ITS FOLDS peered into the darkness as a
ghostly moon radiated the Reflection of the Elven Steel Blade of the Ceremonial
Broadsword within the folds of Hammer's cloak.
     Hammer steadied his hand upon the Dwarven Forged War Hammer which was not so
conspicuously hidden inside Hammer's cloak as Lady Martilyo drew near, her hand ready
upon the Cebuana Isla Scimitar thrust into her belt beside the Dagger and Broadsword
that bore the same markings of origin.
     Lady Martilyo bared her teeth in a snarl as Hammer held up a clump of matted
hair that had deposited itself upon the jagged ruins of the castle that had fallen to
a siege.
     "Just as I suspected!" she spat. "Trolls!"

     THE TRIO OF ADVENTURERS EXAMINED THE CORPSES AND WERE SATISFIED THAT THE
MUTATIONS HAD BEEN SUCCESSFULLY ELIMINATED by an unexpected player in the greater
scheme of things as yet to be foretold if not to be forewarned in the cycle of
conquest that had been unleashed in the regions round about Morya during the Madness.
     Dr Mabuse was lamenting the loss of his experimentations gone awry, yet thankful
that the threat of exposure and disclosure was for the time being at least covered
over by the rats who were feasting upon the remains.
     Sensei Jan was more interested in the whereabouts of the children who had been
taken captive by the monstrosities from the dimly lit streets of Morya during the
night hours of days gone by, for it was the cries of the innocents that had drawn her
here below.
     Kat, with the keen eyes and senses of his feline namesakes, sniffed his way to a
seemingly hidden hole in the wall above the base of the twisting rocky rear of the
shadow enfolded cavern.
     The crude doorway gave place to a hidden cavern which served as a hidden cache
for the Elven Treasures secreted within its depths.
     His companions quickly followed his lead as Kat climbed through the hole and
made safe passageway to the store of Elven Treasures secreted within.
     "What of the children?" questioned Sensei Jan as Kat sniffed around for clues.
     The Vendetta Cartel member of the Griswald Clan pointed to a far corner of the
Elven Treasure Trove Room where stood an Elven Looking Glass of Ornate Design.
     Dr Mabuse cautiously made his way across the room to read a sign posted by the
Elven Looking Glass which plainly stated:
     "Property of Hammer!"
     The trio exchanged knowing glances.
     "But where are the children?" asked Sensei Jan as her senses refused to believe
what the evidence seemed to suggest.
     Kat nodded in the affirmative.
     "That Way!" declared the Calico of Cool Detective Deduction. "Through the Elven
Looking Glass to SomeWhere Beyond ElseWhere and ElseWhen as Hammer would undoubtedly
say in a situation such as this!"
     From SomeWhere beyond the Realms of ElseWhere and ElseWhen, the voice of one
Hammer was heard saying:
     "Walk In The Path Of The Mighty One Of Old And Follow The Instincts Of The
Inward Voice Tugging Beyond Your Reason...Time Tested And Battle Hardened. Many
Mysteries Are Yet To Be Revealed...But Be Of Good Courage...You Have The Inner
Ability To Emerge Unscathed...No Matter What Oppositions You May Face... No Matter
What Surprises Confront You...You Are Destined To Win!"

     NO MERE PAWNS WERE THESE THREE.....AS THEY ENTERED THE ELVEN LOOKING GLASS
DIMENSIONAL PORTAL.....DESTINED TO CONFRONT THEIR DESTINY WITH SWORDS DRAWN AND WITS
SHARPENED.....ASSEMBLING WITH THOSE BEYOND THE BORDERS OF ELSEWHERE AND
ELSEWHEN.....TO BRING TO PASS THINGS YET FOREORDAINED.....BY WRITING JUDGEMENTS UPON
ANCIENT WRONGS WITH THEIR BLOOD STAINED BLADES.....THIRSTING TO CARVE THEIR OWN
DESTINY.....IN THE FACE OF THE UNKNOWN BEYOND.....

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Maximillians Morya Madness contest spotlight
By Maximillian, Keeper of the Madness

First Initiate Duelmaster
Gladiator                 W  L K Rec Team
COA PATTY           3830 11  2 0 122 KESSEN (443)
CIARAN POWER        3868  9  4 0 114 50TH MILK RAS (448)
PARADOX             3654  8  2 0 113 SHADOW GATE (414)
MOONSHINE           3936  9  2 0  99 LUNAE MILITES (387)
INFINITY            3655  7  3 0  80 SHADOW GATE (414)
RHINOVIRUS          3754  7  5 1  77 BAD GERMS (430)
ALARIC              3787  8  4 0  76 THE WARLORDS II (413)
GRITBUCKS           3711  9  2 0  76 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
NE1469              3889  9  2 2  71 SRETSAMLEUD (431)
SHAGUK              3966  8  2 0  68 LADZ OF LUGBURZ (444)
UG                  3811  8  5 0  68 LEE FAMILY (440)
HOME                3812  7  6 0  66 LEE FAMILY (440)
MESMERIC FIEND      3801  8  5 0  66 PRIMAL FURY (438)
CUBIC ZIRCONIUM     3777  7  4 1  64 BOXOROX (396)
REAGENT             3669  6  3 0  61 MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
CLOST. PERFRINGENS  3750  7  2 0  60 BAD GERMS (430)
CONSTRUCT           3668  9  2 0  60 MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
COA SUMPTHING       3828  9  4 0  59 KESSEN (443)
GARDENIA HAMMER     3871  7  6 2  57 FLOWER HAMMERZ (372)
LAVA RUNNER         3864 10  3 0  57 PRIMAL FURY (438)
NERF THE SOFTY      3833  5  6 0  57 LADZ OF LUGBURZ (444)
STARGRITS           3714  6  2 0  57 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
COAPI               3826  8  4 0  56 KESSEN (443)
CENTIPEDE           3980  5  4 0  54 CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
BALDER              3778  5  5 1  52 VALHALLA (435)
DOCTOR OF STYLE     3707  4  2 0  51 MOMENT OF SILENCE (424)
HENGIST             3788  6  6 1  51 THE WARLORDS II (413)
STAPH. AUREUS       3752  8  5 0  51 BAD GERMS (430)
YOUNG JOAN          3534 13 12 0  51 DODGE BULLETS (126)
ALLURE              3671  6  5 0  50 MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
MYSTIC ZEALOT       3804  7  6 1  49 PRIMAL FURY (438)
GIARDIA             3935  6  5 0  48 BAD GERMS (430)
LADY MARIA          3701  9  4 1  47 FILIPINA LADYZ (423)
BATTLE              4012  6  3 0  47 SHADOW GATE (414)
PADDY SWEENEY       3869  6  4 0  45 50TH MILK RAS (448)
CLEOPATRA           3856  8  4 1  44 THE WARLORDS II (413)
COA COA             3829  5  8 1  44 KESSEN (443)
NIALL QUINLAN       3866  7  5 0  44 50TH MILK RAS (448)
CAM SHAFT           3989  4  3 0  44 OTTOS MECHANICS (226)
GREEDY GRAPE        3880  6  1 1  42 FRUITS OF DEATH (449)
MR. CHOMP CHOMP     3620  8  9 0  41 THE PENTARCHY (397)
THRAKKLASH          3835  7  3 1  41 LADZ OF LUGBURZ (444)
CAESAR              3974  8  1 0  41 THE WARLORDS II (413)
CHOPIN              3642  6  7 4  40 ROOKS RAVENS (412)
DAKINI ROUGE        3687  4  2 1  40 ARCANA ESOTERIC (421)
TALISMAN            3667  5  6 0  40 MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
CREEPAZOID          4043  6  1 0  40 WIMPS OF MADNESS (433)
DOOMSTRIKE          3708  5  2 0  39 MOMENT OF SILENCE (424)
FUG                 3815  5  8 0  39 LEE FAMILY (440)
PETTIFOGGER         3766  5  8 0  39 WIMPS OF MADNESS (433)
POUM POUM           3957  4  5 1  39 THE PENTARCHY (397)
TIDY HEIDI          3958  5  1 0  39 THE PENTARCHY (397)
SPIRIT              4013  2  1 0  39 SHADOW GATE (414)
CARJACK             4047  4  1 0  39 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
BOBBY CLOBBER       3557  8 12 2  38 CANADIAN BACON (383)
IRONFIST            3846  4  5 0  37 HEAVENS GATE (446)
LADY CONSOLACION    3703  5  8 1  37 FILIPINA LADYZ (423)
PHENIX              3810  5  6 0  37 CRYPT KNIGHTS (191)
USURPER             3843  5  4 1  37 HEAVENS GATE (446)
NJORD               4061  5  0 0  37 VALHALLA (435)
HANDEL              3640  5  7 0  35 ROOKS RAVENS (412)
LADY EMELITA        3700  4  9 0  35 FILIPINA LADYZ (423)
PAT TIKAKES         3865  6  4 0  34 WIMPS OF MADNESS (433)
FOOFARAW            4042  6  1 0  34 WIMPS OF MADNESS (433)
ASTEROIDS           3658  5  4 0  33 CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
COPPERTONE          3793  4  2 0  33 5 BELOW ZERO (436)
GRYPHON JR.         3799  4  1 0  33 WENSINWASIN G.T. (437)
GYPSY               3690  6  2 0  33 ARCANA ESOTERIC (421)
LADY BEATRIZ        3704  5  8 1  33 FILIPINA LADYZ (423)
MIGHTY MOUSE!       3841  3  2 0  33 GUARDIANS GAMBIT (445)
MOT                 3907  5  8 0  33 LEE FAMILY (440)
NIRVANA             3795  4  1 0  33 WENSINWASIN G.T. (437)
COA ANG             4003  5  4 0  33 KESSEN (443)
OLD N GREY          4085  3  0 1  33 SHADOW GATE (414)
GRIM BLACKSMITH     3961  4  2 0  32 NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)
MOON UNIT           3475  6  4 0  32 LUNAE MILITES (387)
SIF                 3780  3  7 0  32 VALHALLA (435)
VIVALDI             3639  4  9 1  32 ROOKS RAVENS (412)
BAD MOON RISING     4019  4  4 1  32 LUNAE MILITES (387)
BLACKCHERRY         3844  4  4 0  31 HEAVENS GATE (446)
FREDDY FENDER       3956  4  5 1  31 OTTOS MECHANICS (226)
IMMORTAL COIL       3850  4  5 0  31 HEAVENS GATE (446)
MR BOOK             3731  3  2 0  31 DREWS BOYS (428)
BLACKHEART          3709  5  2 0  30 MOMENT OF SILENCE (424)
SULKAGRIM           3757  5  6 0  30 SRETSAMLEUD (431)
SKADI               3988  5  3 0  30 VALHALLA (435)
RED ORCHID HAMMER   4044  3  1 0  30 FLOWER HAMMERZ (372)
WHAT BOSS RAT WANTS 3837  3  1 0  29 GUARDIANS GAMBIT (445)
MAGETA THE LION     4000  4  3 1  29 PRIMAL FURY (438)
ENTEROCOCCUS        3973  3  4 0  29 BAD GERMS (430)
FROGGER             3656  3  8 0  28 CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
GROTTRAK THE SNEAK  3831  3  8 1  28 LADZ OF LUGBURZ (444)
MISSY MAYHAM        3692  4  2 0  28 CHAOSITECTS (422)
NAPOLEON            4005  5  3 0  28 THE WARLORDS II (413)
TOGS REJECT         4055  3  0 0  28 WIMPS OF MADNESS (433)
C-4                 3585  6  2 0  27 DEMO-SQUAD (405)
MOZART              3641  6  7 0  27 ROOKS RAVENS (412)
TYR                 3781  5  5 1  27 VALHALLA (435)
MEPHISTUS           3896  2  4 1  26 CHAOSITECTS (422)
WILLOW              3854  4  4 0  26 TEAM SLAYER (419)
DRATS               3993  2  0 0  26 GONDORS BASE (441)
PYRITE              3991  4  4 0  26 BOXOROX (396)
BLAST RADIUS        3874  4  4 2  25 DEMO-SQUAD (405)
DREAM               3651  3  2 0  25 SHADOW GATE (414)
IRIS                3792  4  2 0  25 5 BELOW ZERO (436)
MARIGOLD HAMMER     3726  2  5 0  25 FLOWER HAMMERZ (372)
SIX                 3689  5  2 0  25 ARCANA ESOTERIC (421)
ANYJA               3678  3  4 0  24 TEAM SLAYER (419)
GALO THE GREY       3796  3  2 1  24 WENSINWASIN G.T. (437)
THE MAN IN YELLOW   3839  3  2 1  24 GUARDIANS GAMBIT (445)
NEWBIE              4018  3  4 0  24 SRETSAMLEUD (431)
STARBURST           4090  2  0 0  24 CANDY IS DANDY (458)
BACH                3643  1  5 1  23 ROOKS RAVENS (412)
BUFFY               3679  3  4 0  23 TEAM SLAYER (419)
GRENADE             3816  2  2 0  23 GONDORS BASE (441)
GRINCH              3819  3  2 0  23 GONDORS BASE (441)
DES DESCARDO        3969  6  2 0  22 CRYPT KNIGHTS (191)
GABMAZ              3908  3  2 0  22 LADZ OF LUGBURZ (444)
S.A.D.M.            3872  5  3 0  22 DEMO-SQUAD (405)
WASTELAND WARLORD   3594  4  6 0  22 NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)
MISSLE COMMAND      4127  1  0 1  22 CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
CRAZY MARY          4120  1  0 0  22 WIMPS OF MADNESS (433)
BOTTLE BOY          3727  1  2 1  21 DREWS BOYS (428)
LADY DOMINGA        3702  4  9 0  21 FILIPINA LADYZ (423)
PRICKLY PEAR        3883  4  2 1  21 FRUITS OF DEATH (449)
WESSFIELD           3719  2  0 0  21 FLAGGS FINEST (426)
NIGHTWIND           4007  5  4 0  21 DODGE BULLETS (126)
ASHZAG              4092  3  0 1  21 LADZ OF LUGBURZ (444)
FARKLE              3765  2  4 0  20 WIMPS OF MADNESS (433)
NYALL BLOODGRIN     3963  3  3 0  20 NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)
WALL OF SCUM!       3885  3  0 0  20 GUARDIANS GAMBIT (445)
SUCCUBUS            4051  4  0 0  20 SRETSAMLEUD (431)
LENTRANGLEUR        4117  2  0 0  20 THE PENTARCHY (397)
DIAPER BAG          3728  2  3 0  19 DREWS BOYS (428)
LOUIS E. FUR        3696  2  2 0  19 CHAOSITECTS (422)
MILITANTE           2923  6  1 0  19 JUGGERNAUTS (144)
GRAND MACHIN        4093  3  0 0  19 THE PENTARCHY (397)
RORY WYLEY          3870  3  9 0  18 50TH MILK RAS (448)
SUBLIMINAL KID      4002  3  4 0  18 CANADIAN BACON (383)
BLOODSTONE          4050  1  0 0  18 BOXOROX (396)
FRIGG               3782  4  0 0  17 VALHALLA (435)
HARD BLADE          3638  2  0 0  17 THE FRENCHIES II (404)
TUESDAYS CHILD      3688  2  6 0  17 ARCANA ESOTERIC (421)
AZURE               4081  3  1 0  17 SHADOW GATE (414)
LEONARD             3636  2  0 1  16 THE FRENCHIES II (404)
MOON ROCK           3937  3  1 1  16 LUNAE MILITES (387)
SEASONS             3718  2  0 0  16 FLAGGS FINEST (426)
SMOOCHES            3798  3  2 0  16 WENSINWASIN G.T. (437)
STAR                3776  1  1 0  16 SHADOW GATE (414)
JOEL                3824  1  1 0  16 THE ARMAGEDDON (442)
STREET WISE         4095  2  1 1  16 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
BUNNY POWER         3905  1  2 0  15 HITLIST XXVIII (450)
HIGH SPEED          3952  1  3 0  15 CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
POP CYCLE           3561  2  1 0  15 DRAKES ICE BOX (402)
R.D.X.              3589  3  5 1  15 DEMO-SQUAD (405)
RABID BEAVER        3992  1  0 0  15 GUARDIANS GAMBIT (445)
BTO                 4059  2  3 0  15 CANADIAN BACON (383)
LE NETTOYE          4069  2  3 0  15 THE PENTARCHY (397)
BULWYF REDHAMMER    3962  3  3 0  14 NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)
LORD MEARAG         2117  3  5 0  14 CRYPT KNIGHTS (191)
METER MAID          3909  2  4 0  14 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
TWITTER             3769  1  3 0  14 WIMPS OF MADNESS (433)
VENUS FLY HAMMER    3705  2  4 0  14 FLOWER HAMMERZ (372)
PUD                 4036  2  6 0  14 LEE FAMILY (440)
BACKYNG SOEDDAH     3559  2  1 0  13 DRAKES ICE BOX (402)
I. SCREAM           3562  1  2 0  13 DRAKES ICE BOX (402)
SPASM               3842  2  7 0  13 HEAVENS GATE (446)
WHISPER             3964  3  3 1  13 MOMENT OF SILENCE (424)
SASHA               2972  1 10 0  13 RED IRON KNIGHTS (302)
BLACK SCOTTY        3706  1  3 0  12 MOMENT OF SILENCE (424)
HORRIBLE            3813  0  4 0  12 LEE FAMILY (440)
NARCISSUS           3762  0  2 0  12 MASTERS OF MEN (432)
EIDOLON               27  2  2 0  12 PHANTASMAGOR (2)
GAUNT                 28  2  6 0  12 PHANTASMAGOR (2)
DAWN                3853  2  2 0  11 TEAM SLAYER (419)
KIERAN MCMAHON      3867  1  0 0  11 50TH MILK RAS (448)
ORGAN GRINDER       3802  2  4 1  11 PRIMAL FURY (438)
POLE POSITION       3659  1  2 0  11 CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
SOUL REAVER         3934  1  0 0  11 WRAITHS OF WRATH (411)
SPONGE BOB          3785  1  2 0  11 DREWS BOYS (428)
BIG MAX             4041  1  0 0  11 MOMENT OF SILENCE (424)
BROADSIDE           3836  2  4 0  10 CHAOSITECTS (422)
COAREN              3827  0  2 0  10 KESSEN (443)
PHILIPPA            3691  1  3 0  10 ARCANA ESOTERIC (421)
SKULLAGRIM          3757  1  0 0  10 SRETSAMLEUD (431)
SLASH               3820  1  0 0  10 GONDORS BASE (441)
WESSMILL            3717  1  1 0  10 FLAGGS FINEST (426)
WHORE OF BABYLON    3949  1  0 0  10 VISIONS (456)
DA                  3971  1  0 0  10 GONDORS BASE (441)
POISONOUS PEACH     4014  1  2 0  10 FRUITS OF DEATH (449)
RED CACTUS HAMMER   4032  0  8 0  10 FLOWER HAMMERZ (372)
KALIXXTA            4035  1  2 0  10 ARCANA ESOTERIC (421)
ANNE TENNA          4053  2  1 0  10 OTTOS MECHANICS (226)
NIGHTMARE           4054  0  2 0  10 SHADOW GATE (414)
EAMON FINN          4060  1  4 1  10 50TH MILK RAS (448)
GOBLIN KING         4072  2  3 1  10 PRIMAL FURY (438)
MAN ON THE MOON     4074  2  3 1  10 LUNAE MILITES (387)
HOLEY MOLEY         4094  1  0 0  10 WIMPS OF MADNESS (433)
SALMONELLA          4109  1  0 0  10 BAD GERMS (430)
NONCE               3768  1  2 0   9 WIMPS OF MADNESS (433)
TEDDY BEAR          3730  0  3 0   9 DREWS BOYS (428)
JEREMIAH            3823  1  1 0   9 THE ARMAGEDDON (442)
COLM BRACKEN        3979  1  0 0   9 50TH MILK RAS (448) 
SHADE               3986  2  3 0   9 CRYPT KNIGHTS (191)
PONG                4021  1  6 0   9 CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
GHENGIS KHAN        3876  2  1 1   8 THE WARLORDS II (413)
GLENAT              3574  2  2 0   8 THE FRENCHIES II (404)
LINUX               3911  1  5 0   8 5 BELOW ZERO (436)
MANIC MAGE          3862  2  1 0   8 MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
SKULL PRINCE        3797  1  1 0   8 WENSINWASIN G.T. (437)
THUN DAR            3632  2  1 0   8 WRAITHS OF WRATH (411)
ZIONIST             3761  0  2 0   8 MASTERS OF MEN (432)
BALROG-SHIN         3987  2  2 0   8 CRYPT KNIGHTS (191)
ANGEL               4045  1  1 1   8 TEAM SLAYER (419)
JACK                4068  1  1 0   8 SRETSAMLEUD (431)
CHARYBDIS             26  1  3 0   8 PHANTASMAGOR (2)
ARTHUR              3789  1  0 0   7 THE WARLORDS II (413)
DET-CORD            3873  1  4 0   7 DEMO-SQUAD (405)
RUNE                4083  0  1 0   7 MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
MOONSAULT           4107  1  0 0   7 LUNAE MILITES (387)
BLISERPAH           3720  0  2 0   6 FLAGGS FINEST (426)
GILES               3855  1  3 0   6 TEAM SLAYER (419)
JAFFA               3881  1  3 0   6 FRUITS OF DEATH (449)
LY TNING            3633  0  2 0   6 WRAITHS OF WRATH (411)
NATIONWIDE          3899  1  1 0   6 HITLIST XXVIII (450)
POPAUL              3637  1  1 0   6 THE FRENCHIES II (404) 
ROTTING MEAT        3945  1  0 0   6 VISIONS (456)
KORN                3975  1  3 0   6 5 BELOW ZERO (436)
CRYPTOSPORIDIUM     3890  1  0 0   5 BAD GERMS (430)
FREYA               3779  0  1 0   5 VALHALLA (435)
MC EVIL CLOWN       3783  0  1 0   5 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
PHARAOH             3808  1  0 0   5 WARPATH (439)
GENDERCRISIS        4011  1  1 0   5 GONDORS BASE (441)
DESTRUCT            4056  1  0 0   5 DEMO-SQUAD (405)
PUDDLES             3372  1  1 0   5 RED IRON KNIGHTS (302)
WIDOWMAKER          4071  1  2 0   5 CRYPT KNIGHTS (191)
REDWIND             4099  1  2 0   5 DODGE BULLETS (126)
NUKEE               3954  1  0 0   4 MASTERS OF MEN (432)
STEEL TIGER         3875  1  1 0   4 FLAGGS FINEST (426)
WHAT A WASTE?       3967  1  1 0   4 SRETSAMLEUD (431)
PULSAR              3391  0  4 0   4 ASTRONOMY DOMINE (345)
CAPTAIN CONUNDRUM   4040  0  4 0   4 CANADIAN BACON (383)
VENTRE DE FER       4058  1  1 0   4 THE PENTARCHY (397)
GRIM RIPPER         3888  0  3 0   3 SRETSAMLEUD (431)
OUTRAGEOUS ORANGE   3884  0  3 0   3 FRUITS OF DEATH (449)
PURGATORY JESTER    3946  1  0 0   3 VISIONS (456)
FILTH               4006  0  3 0   3 5 BELOW ZERO (436)
QUASIT               231  0  3 0   3 PHANTASMAGOR (2)
STRAUSS             4077  0  3 0   3 ROOKS RAVENS (412)
YELLOW SNOW         4096  0  3 0   3 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
MAD MARY            4121  0  1 0   3 WIMPS OF MADNESS (433)
BARUK KHAZAD        3631  0  2 0   2 WRAITHS OF WRATH (411)
I                   3894  0  2 0   2 MASTERS OF MEN (432)
MOON PIE            3938  0  2 0   2 LUNAE MILITES (387)
PERL                3912  0  2 0   2 5 BELOW ZERO (436)
ISAIAH              3822  0  2 0   2 THE ARMAGEDDON (442)
DANIEL              3821  0  2 0   2 THE ARMAGEDDON (442)
DEBORAH             3825  0  2 0   2 THE ARMAGEDDON (442)
XUNDAM              3990  0  2 0   2 WENSINWASIN G.T. (437)
SILLY SORCEROR      4029  0  2 0   2 MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
DEADLY DATE         4030  0  2 0   2 FRUITS OF DEATH (449)
FRED                4046  0  2 0   2 TEAM SLAYER (419)
TIMBER              3371  0  2 0   2 RED IRON KNIGHTS (302)
SARGE               3373  0  2 0   2 RED IRON KNIGHTS (302)
VALLON              4101  0  2 0   2 CRYPT KNIGHTS (191)
DANDELION HAMMER    4116  0  2 0   2 FLOWER HAMMERZ (372)
DIG DUG             4110  0  2 0   2 CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
ALEXANDER           3809  0  1 0   1 WARPATH (439)
APOCALYPSE CLOWN    3947  0  1 0   1 VISIONS (456)
CAESAR              3805  0  1 0   1 WARPATH (439)
DEATH               3878  0  1 0   1 SHADOW GATE (414)
DIMACHAERUS         3635  0  1 0   1 WRAITHS OF WRATH (411)
EYES QUEB           3879  0  1 0   1 DRAKES ICE BOX (402)
GORGON              3913  0  1 0   1 CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
NAPOLEON            3892  0  1 0   1 WARPATH (439)
PARA BULL           3953  0  1 0   1 MASTERS OF MEN (432)
RAZOR BACK          3790  0  1 0   1 5 BELOW ZERO (436)
ST JOHN THE INSANE  3948  0  1 0   1 VISIONS (456)
VC AVENGER          3944  0  1 0   1 PRIMAL FURY (438)
ZIONIST             3807  0  1 0   1 WARPATH (439)
OTTO MOTIVE         3983  0  1 0   1 OTTOS MECHANICS (226)
GREY SNOW           3981  0  1 0   1 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
BURNBABYBURN        3970  0  1 0   1 GONDORS BASE (441)
TOURNEY FODDER      4001  0  1 0   1 SRETSAMLEUD (431)
MR. INFINITY        4016  0  1 0   1 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
BASHFUL             4009  0  1 0   1 WIMPS OF MADNESS (433)
ASTEROID #1         4020  0  1 0   1 ASTRONOMY DOMINE (345)
DOUBLE DARE         4057  0  1 0   1 KILLALODEAN (361)
GREIG               4063  0  1 0   1 ROOKS RAVENS (412)
GLYPH               4097  0  1 0   1 MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
S. BOY              3091  0  1 0   1 JUGGERNAUTS (144)
DOLTON MCGUILTY     4118  0  1 0   1 CANADIAN BACON (383)
DON CARNAGE         4119  0  1 0   1 CANADIAN BACON (383)

Aimed Blow Stylemaster Standings
There are 1 currently active and eligible Aimed Blows!
ALLURE              3671  6  5 0  50 AB MAGICAL MADNESS (417)

Basher Stylemaster Standings
There are 9 currently active and eligible Bashers!
CIARAN POWER        3868  9  4 0 114 BA 50TH MILK RAS (448)
NERF THE SOFTY      3833  5  6 0  57 BA LADZ OF LUGBURZ (444)
STAPH. AUREUS       3752  8  5 0  51 BA BAD GERMS (430)
HENGIST             3788  6  6 1  51 BA THE WARLORDS II (413)
GIARDIA             3935  6  5 0  48 BA BAD GERMS (430)
COA COA             3829  5  8 1  44 BA KESSEN (443)
CHOPIN              3642  6  7 4  40 BA ROOKS RAVENS (412)
LADY CONSOLACION    3703  5  8 1  37 BA FILIPINA LADYZ (423)
SULKAGRIM           3757  5  6 0  30 BA STRETSAMLEUD (431)

Lunger Stylemaster Standings
There are 6 currently active and eligible Lungers!
RHINOVIRUS          3754  7  5 1  77 LU BAD GERMS (430)
BALDER              3778  5  5 1  52 LU VALHALLA (435)
VIVALDI             3639  4  9 1  32 LU ROOKS RAVENS (412)
SIF                 3780  3  7 0  32 LU VALHALLA (435)
FROGGER             3656  3  8 0  28 LU CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
ANNE TENNA          4053  2  1 0  10 LU OTTOS MECHANICS (226)

Parry Lunger Stylemaster Standings
There are 1 currently active and eligible Parry Lungers!
MOT                 3907  5  8 0  33 PL LEE FAMILY (440)

Parry Rip Stylemaster Standings
There are 7 currently active and eligible Parry Ripostes!
INFINITY            3655  7  3 0  80 PR SHADOW GATE (414)
COAPI               3826  8  4 0  56 PR KESSEN (443)
MYSTIC ZEALOT       3804  7  6 1  49 PR PRIMAL FURY (438)
FUG                 3815  5  8 0  39 PR LEE FAMILY (440)
LADY EMELITA        3700  4  9 0  35 PR FILIPINA LADYZ (423)
GROTTRAK THE SNEAK  3831  3  8 1  28 PR LADZ OF LUGBURZ (444)
MOZART              3641  6  7 0  27 PR ROOKS RAVENS (412)

Parry Strike Stylemaster Standings
There are 4 currently active and eligible Parry Strikers!
FREDDY FENDER       3956  4  5 1  31 PS OTTOS MECHANICS (226)
NAPOLEON            4005  5  3 0  28 PS THE WARLORDS II (413)
EAMON FINN          4060  1  4 1  10 PS 50TH MILK RAS (448)
RED CACTUS HAMMER   4032  0  8 0  10 PS FLOWER HAMMERZ (372)

Slasher Stylemaster Standings
There are 5 currently active and eligible Slashers!
CLEOPATRA           3856  8  4 1  44 SL THE WARLORDS II (413)
TALISMAN            3667  5  6 0  40 SL MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
PETTIFOGGER         3766  5  8 0  39 SL WIMPS OF MADNESS (433)
CARJACK             4047  4  1 0  39 SL UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
RORY WYLEY          3870  3  9 0  18 SL 50TH MILK RAS (448)

Striker Stylemaster Standings
There are 14 currently active and eligible Strikers!
COA PATTY           3830 11  2 0 122 ST KESSEN (443)
PARADOX             3654  8  2 0 113 ST SHADOW GATE (414)
MOONSHINE           3936  9  2 0  99 ST LUNAE MILITES (387)
GRITBUCKS           3711  9  2 0  76 ST UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
ALARIC              3787  8  4 0  76 ST THE WARLORDS II (413)
NE1469              3889  9  2 2  71 ST SRETSAMLEUD (431)
MESMERIC FIEND      3801  8  5 0  66 ST PRIMAL FURY (438)
HOME                3812  7  6 0  66 ST LEE FAMILY (440)
GARDENIA HAMMER     3871  7  6 2  57 ST FLOWER HAMMERZ (372)
THRAKKLASH          3835  7  3 1  41 ST LADZ OF LUGBURZ (444)
HANDEL              3640  5  7 0  35 ST ROOKS RAVENS (412)
LADY BEATRIZ        3704  5  8 1  33 ST FILIPINA LADYZ (423)
TYR                 3781  5  5 1  27 ST VALHALLA (435)
NEWBIE              4018  3  4 0  24 ST SRETSAMLEUD (431)

Total Parry Stylemaster Standings
There are 8 currently active and eligible Total Parries!
UG                  3811  8  5 0  68 TP LEE FAMILY (440)
COA SUMPTHING       3828  9  4 0  59 TP KESSEN (443)
LADY MARIA          3701  9  4 1  47 TP FILIPINA LADYZ (423)
BATTLE              4012  6  3 0  47 TP SHADOW GATE (414)
PADDY SWEENEY       3869  6  4 0  45 TP 50TH MILK RAS (448)
CAESAR              3974  8  1 0  41 TP THE WARLORDS II (413)
NJORD               4061  5  0 0  37 TP VALHALLA (435)
SKADI               3988  5  3 0  30 TP VALHALLA (435)

Wall of Steel Stylemaster Standings
There are 6 currently active and eligible Wall of Steels!
CONSTRUCT           3668  9  2 0  60 WS MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
LAVA RUNNER         3864 10  3 0  57 WS PRIMAL FURY (438)
CENTIPEDE           3980  5  4 0  54 WS CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
CAM SHAFT           3989  4  3 0  44 WS OTTOS MECHANICS (226)
LADY DOMINGA        3702  4  9 0  21 WS FILIPINA LADYZ (423)
NATIONWIDE          3899  1  1 0  6 WS HITLIST XXVIII (450)

TEAM RANKINGS
Team                     W  L K Percent Manager Alliance
IDIOTIC ICCERS    (398) 43 21 2 67.1875 THAWK
THE PENTARCHY     (397) 38 25 2 60.3175 FIZBAN
THE WARLORDS II   (413) 38 20 3 65.5172 FIZBAN FASCIST FEDERATION
KESSEN            (443) 38 26 1 59.3750 IKER
PRIMAL FURY       (438) 33 29 4 53.2258 SENSEI JAN VENDETTA CARTEL
BAD GERMS         (430) 33 26 1 55.9322 ASSUNASIRBANIPAL
SHADOW GATE       (414) 33 25 1 56.8966 SHADOWGATE MINIONS OF DIANA
WIMPS OF MADNESS  (433) 32 33 0 49.2308 WIMPY
UGLY URBAN ORCS   (425) 30 23 1 56.6038 SLUGBAIT
LADZ OF LUGBURZ   (444) 29 23 3 55.7692 BUM VENDETTA CARTEL
DODGE BULLETS     (126) 28 34 0 45.1613 UNCLE WOLF
MAGICAL MADNESS   (417) 28 25 0 52.8302 DAMEON DARKHEART KNIGHTS OF THE COVENANT
50TH MILK RAS     (448) 28 31 1 47.4576 DR. MABUSE VENDETTA CARTEL
FLOWER HAMMERZ    (372) 27 38 2 41.5385 HAMMER VENDETTA CARTEL
CANADIAN BACON    (383) 27 31 4 46.5517 FIREHAWK VENDETTA CARTEL
BOXOROX           (396) 27 27 1 50.0000 BERYLSTAR
VALHALLA          (435) 27 23 2 54.0000 KAT VENDETTA CARTEL
FILIPINA LADYZ    (423) 27 38 3 41.5385 LADY MARTILYO VENDETTA CARTEL
LEE FAMILY        (440) 27 38 0 41.5385 ABARSIS THE SLAUGHTER PRIEST VENDETTA CARTEL
LUNAE MILITES     (387) 27 33 3 45.0000 THE OMNIMANCER VENDETTA CARTEL
CRYPT KNIGHTS     (191) 25 25 0 50.0000 MOORLOCK
SRETSAMLEUD       (431) 23 29 2 44.2308 PHAT PHAT VENDETTA CARTEL
ROOKS RAVENS      (412) 22 42 6 34.3750 ROOK VENDETTA CARTEL
NORTHERN BADLANDS (337) 20 15 0 57.1429 MAXIMILLIAN
DEMO-SQUAD        (405) 20 20 3 50.0000 SHADOWMERE
ARCANA ESOTERIC   (421) 19 18 1 51.3514 CHAIN
MOMENT OF SILENCE (424) 19 14 1 57.5758 SOUTHERN BOY
HEAVENS GATE      (446) 19 25 1 43.1818 MANRAY FROTHINGSLOSH FROTHINGSLOSH SYNDICATE
FRUITS OF DEATH   (449) 18 16 2 52.9412 SPAWN
CLASSIC ARCADE    (415) 17 38 1 30.9091 STREET LEGAL VENDETTA CARTEL
OTTOS MECHANICS   (226) 15 32 1 31.9149 CRIP
WENSINWASIN G.T.  (437) 15 10 1 60.0000 GENERAL LEFTY THE FIRM
CHAOSITECTS       (422) 14 16 2 46.6667 LORD CHAOS
TEAM SLAYER       (419) 14 25 1 35.8974 ABRAXIS VENDETTA CARTEL
GUARDIANS GAMBIT  (445) 11  7 1 61.1111 GUARDIAN
5 BELOW ZERO      (436) 10 20 0 33.3333 CFH VENDETTA CARTEL
GONDORS BASE      (441) 10 13 0 43.4783 GONAD
KILLALODEAN       (361)  8 11 0 42.1053
DREWS BOYS        (428)  7 12 1 36.8421 THE MUN
FLAGGS FINEST     (426)  6  4 0 60.0000 FLAGG VENDETTA CARTEL
HITLIST XXVIII    (450)  5  8 1 38.4615 COSMO FROTHINGSLOSH FROTHINGSLOSH SYNDICATE
WRAITHS OF WRATH  (411)  3 12 0 20.0000 KALKIN
VISIONS           (456)  3  2 0 60.0000 JACK WOLFSPIDER VENDETTA CARTEL
THE ARMAGEDDON    (442)  2  8 0 20.0000 GODS SOLDIER
ASTRONOMY DOMINE  (345)  2  8 0 20.0000
DRAKES ICE BOX    (402)  1  3 0 25.0000 DRAKE
MASTERS OF MEN    (432)  1  9 0 10.0000 GOAT VENDETTA CARTEL
ENIGMA            (455)  0  1 0 00.0000

Team Most Deaths Losses
CLASSIC ARCADE   (415) 5 38     FLOWER HAMMERZ   (372) 1 38
LUNAE MILITES    (387) 4 33     SRETSAMLEUD      (431) 1 29
TEAM SLAYER      (419) 3 25     PRIMAL FURY      (438) 1 29
SHADOW GATE      (414) 3 25     MAGICAL MADNESS  (417) 1 25
DODGE BULLETS    (126) 2 34     UGLY URBAN ORCS  (425) 1 23
WIMPS OF MADNESS (433) 2 33     VALHALLA         (435) 1 23
OTTOS MECHANICS  (226) 2 32     THE WARLORDS II  (413) 1 20
CANADIAN BACON   (383) 2 31     ARCANA ESOTERIC  (421) 1 18
50TH MILK RAS    (448) 2 31     CHAOSITECTS      (422) 1 16
BOXOROX          (396) 2 27     GONDORS BASE     (441) 1 13
BAD GERMS        (430) 2 26     WRAITHS OF WRATH (411) 1 12
KESSEN           (443) 2 26     KILLALODEAN      (361) 1 11
THE PENTARCHY    (397) 2 25     HITLIST XXVIII   (450) 1  8
CRYPT KNIGHTS    (191) 2 25     GUARDIANS GAMBIT (445) 1  7
5 BELOW ZERO     (436) 2 20     ENIGMA           (455) 1  1
ROOKS RAVENS     (412) 1 42

Team Turns as Top Team On The Move
FLOWER HAMMERZ   (372) 2     CRYPT KNIGHTS    (191) 1
50TH MILK RAS    (448) 2     FILIPINA LADYZ   (423) 1
SHADOW GATE      (414) 2     WIMPS OF MADNESS (433) 1
CANADIAN BACON   (383) 1     CLASSIC ARCADE   (415) 1
BOXOROX          (396) 1

Team Cumulative Top5 TOTM Points
SHADOW GATE       (414) 234     CLASSIC ARCADE    (415)  88
KESSEN            (443) 216     LUNAE MILITES     (387)  79
LADZ OF LUGBURZ   (444) 195     SRETSAMLEUD       (431)  73
THE WARLORDS II   (413) 165     THE PENTARCHY     (397)  72
50TH MILK RAS     (448) 156     MAGICAL MADNESS   (417)  65
UGLY URBAN ORCS   (425) 153     CRYPT KNIGHTS     (191)  61
FILIPINA LADYZ    (423) 147     BOXOROX           (396)  49
IDIOTIC ICCERS    (398) 105     VALHALLA          (435)  48
BAD GERMS         (430) 101     CHAOSITECTS       (422)  47
WIMPS OF MADNESS  (433) 101     PRIMAL FURY       (438)  44
FLOWER HAMMERZ    (372)  97     LEE FAMILY        (440)  36
MOMENT OF SILENCE (424)  92     ARCANA ESOTERIC   (421)  30
CANADIAN BACON    (383)  91     DODGE BULLETS     (126)  29

Team Bloodfeuds Revenged
CLASSIC ARCADE   (415) 3     BAD GERMS        (430) 1
THE PENTARCHY    (397) 2     VALHALLA         (435) 1
WIMPS OF MADNESS (433) 2     ARCANA ESOTERIC  (421) 1
FLOWER HAMMERZ   (372) 1     LUNAE MILITES    (387) 1
CRYPT KNIGHTS    (191) 1     50TH MILK RAS    (448) 1
DODGE BULLETS    (126) 1     HITLIST XXVIII   (450) 1
THE WARLORDS II  (413) 1     SHADOW GATE      (414) 1
MAGICAL MADNESS  (417) 1     KILLALODEAN      (361) 1

Team Times Most Avoided
THE PENTARCHY    (397) 1     UGLY URBAN ORCS  (425) 1
GUARDIANS GAMBIT (445) 1     DEMO-SQUAD       (405) 1

Team Times Most Avoiding
CRYPT KNIGHTS     (191) 1     LUNAE MILITES     (387) 1
FILIPINA LADYZ    (423) 1     MOMENT OF SILENCE (424) 1

Team Turns Duelmaster
CANADIAN BACON (383) 3     CRYPT KNIGHTS  (191) 1
IDIOTIC ICCERS (398) 3     KESSEN         (443) 1
THE PENTARCHY  (397) 2     SHADOW GATE    (414) 1
FLOWER HAMMERZ (372) 1

Team Gladiators Graduated
CANADIAN BACON   (383) 3     CRYPT KNIGHTS    (191) 1
THE PENTARCHY    (397) 2     DODGE BULLETS    (126) 1
FLOWER HAMMERZ   (372) 1     ASTRONOMY DOMINE (345) 1

Team Most Favorite Turns
BOXOROX           (396) 1     ARCANA ESOTERIC   (421) 1
SRETSAMLEUD       (431) 1     MOMENT OF SILENCE (424) 1
BAD GERMS         (430) 1     ROOKS RAVENS      (412) 1
WIMPS OF MADNESS  (433) 1

Team Least Favorite Turns
BOXOROX           (396) 3     FILIPINA LADYZ    (423) 1
CRYPT KNIGHTS     (191) 2     KESSEN            (443) 1
UGLY URBAN ORCS   (425) 1     ROOKS RAVENS      (412) 1
DEMO-SQUAD        (405) 1     SHADOW GATE       (414) 1
LADZ OF LUGBURZ   (444) 1     IDIOTIC ICCERS    (398) 1

Team Turns Most Challenged
THE PENTARCHY    (397) 2     CANADIAN BACON   (383) 1
SHADOW GATE      (414) 2     OTTOS MECHANICS  (226) 1
IDIOTIC ICCERS   (398) 2     THE WARLORDS II  (413) 1
FLOWER HAMMERZ   (372) 1     WIMPS OF MADNESS (433) 1

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 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 489): THE TICK of THE CITY (Berylstar, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 485): LITTLE CURRENT of TRIPLE CROWN (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 485): CALIAPHUS of BLACKHEART'S AXE (?, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 483): CREME A. SHUN of DELTA DOOM (Barnabas, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 482): BLUE of THE SIERRAS (Barnabas, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 240): LOONY LATEKNIGHT of IDIOTIC ICCERS (THawk, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 474): BINDI of CROC FILES (THawk, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 238): SYWINELL of BUSHMASTERS (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 471): STYLISH of SARATOGA GLORY (The Trainer, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 468): GRUDGEBRINGER of WHEN DOGMA FAILS (Prophet, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 462): TOM THUMB of THE BEARS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 425): MISERY of HELL'S PAWNS (Harbinger, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 216): SCORPIUS of KNIGHT BREED (The Omnimancer, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 210): 100% COLUMBIAN of COFFEE RULES! (Mr. Coffee, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 197): TOM SMITH DISEASE of STRANGE TUNES (Berylstar, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 349): ANDREW of ROLE MONSTERS (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 329): FREDDIE of FAVORITE GUYS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 146): CROSS CZECH of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 375): E.A.POLECAT of DRAKE'S BAR-B-Q from MALCORN (Drake)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 491): SOLITAIRE (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 489): ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 485): TRIPLE CROWN (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 485): PUNNY AMINALS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 483): HEROESANDFOUNDONES (The Judge, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 482): CURTAIN CALL (?, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 240): THE PENTARCHY (The Pentalque, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 474): CROC FILES (THawk, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 238): WHAMMO & THUDDA 4 U! (Micky, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 471): DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 468): CASINO HAMMERZ (Hammer, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 462): LOST CAUSE (Vol, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 425): WIDOWMAKERS (Soultender, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 216): MOJO P@TROL (Master Voodoo, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 210): LAND OF OZ (Oz the Successful, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 197): TEAM VIRTUE (Boy Scout, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 349): ROLE MONSTERS (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 329): FAVORITE GUYS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 146): MAGIC MAYHEM (Fizban, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 375): BLACKEST PRIDE (Sylvester Frothingslosh, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 488): FLADRAKEEN OOSCH of TEAM GNASTY (Big Gnasty, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 484): ANTEZEL of WYLDERNESS WYLD (Barnabas, mgr.)
                           MANAGER TC'S of IT'S JUST WRONG (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 483): CREME A. SHUN of DELTA DOOM (Barnabas, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 482): BLUE of THE SIERRAS (Barnabas, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 240): LOONY LATEKNIGHT of IDIOTIC ICCERS (THawk, mgr.)
                          IDIOTIC INDIGO of IDIOTIC ICCERS (THawk, mgr.)
              (turn 239): POPPY HAMMER of FLOWER HAMMERZ (Hammer, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 474): BINDI of CROC FILES (THawk, mgr.)
              (turn 473): RAGING FIRE of DEATH THREAT (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 238): UNCAS of THE STORMGUARDS (The Icelord, mgr.)
                   (turn 237): HUNGRY BONES of UNFIT TO BE ORCS (Slugbait, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 468): LIGHT DA' PYRE of WHEN DOGMA FAILS (Prophet, mgr.)
                                   CATNIP of VOLUNTEER FLOWERS (Inferno, mgr.)
                       (turn 467): KEOKOTAH of SACKETT'S & CO. (Barnabas, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 424): FLESHRENDER of WIDOWMAKERS (Soultender, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 210): 100% COLUMBIAN of COFFEE RULES! (Mr. Coffee, mgr.)
                               BLACK JACK SHELACK of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
                               TENT IN QUARANTINO of SPOONERTIKS (Spawn, mgr.)
                   (turn 209): SUGAR CUBE of COFFEE RULES! (Mr. Coffee, mgr.)
                               101 PROOF!! of COFFEE RULES! (Mr. Coffee, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 348): NAKHA ADIASO of INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 329): NINNUAM of CHILDREN OF CTHULHU (The Sandman, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 145): CONUNDRUM of MYSTERIOUS (Mad Max, mgr.)
                            PRIZMATYK WAHL of MAGIC MAYHEM (Fizban, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  MORYA needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  Like, THE PENTARCHY had 
to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by SHADOW GATE!  Way to go 
SHADOW GATE!  See if I even talk to any of those losers in BOXOROX again!  Didja see 
where they got 0-4-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  Wanna hear about a real 
loser?  Listen to this--CRYPT KNIGHTS got 1-4-0 and dropped 11.  Didn't see much of 
them after the fights!  Really, just how far can one team drop in one round?  THE 
WARLORDS II dropped 15, which I think's more than all the other teams combined!  BAD 
GERMS like really fought hard to move up to 3rd from 10th.  Way to go!  One team 
deserves special mention 'cause they moved up 7 after going 4-0-1.  Keep it up, 
VALHALLA!  MVP award for LAVA RUNNER?  PRIMAL FURY's proud of him after beating 
DRUNKEN DONUT and getting 21 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  DRUNKEN DONUT's 
match with LAVA RUNNER cost him a loss of 15 points!  CIARAN POWER thinks his 9-5-0 
and studly character is good enough to face up to the Duelmaster.  Any bets?  Don't 
you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think LOONY LATEKNIGHT should let CIARAN 
POWER be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  Is the Duelmaster really 
being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  IDIOTIC ICCERS was MORYA's most avoided team.  Is 
there some award for that?  I don't know what RED IRON KNIGHTS' been doing.  They 
certainly haven't been accepting many fights from IDIOTIC ICCERS, that's fer sher.  
Can THE PENTARCHY's LE NETTOYE' be more popular than me?  He was challenged the most, 
but is that really the same?  People were asking me did HANDEL REALLY challenge NERF 
THE SOFTY?  (all right, maybe they didn't, but it sounded good!) It wasn't a 
spectacular fight, or anything, but NERF THE SOFTY wants me to write about it since 
he subdued HANDEL.  Satisfied?  GIARDIA must not be a good enough fighter to get in 
fair fights.  He challenged CHOPIN.  8 is a big difference.  (Well, that's what they 
tell me.) I thought GIARDIA showed great skill and promise when he beat CHOPIN.  All 
right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All MORYA ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  Pinch me, I must be dreaming!!!  WHAT BOSS RAT WANTS returns 
from the Dark Arena, maybe a "little upset" at his GUARDIAN'S GAMBIT teammates...  
Like, who is this guy???  PONG gets sent to the Dark Arena, battles SHEWISH GIANT, 
and returns to tell of it!!!  I bet CLASSIC ARCADE manager is surprised!  Hey!  Quit 
laughing!  Just because SASHA had 1-10-0 was no reason for RED IRON KNIGHTS to send 
her to the Dark Arena!  Stop it!  Everyone has problems, but why did GUARDIAN'S 
GAMBIT send WALL OF SCUM! to the Dark Arena?  He had a 3-0-0, and I thought he looked 
neat on the sands...  What a bunch of heartless!  I couldn't believe how many people 
were snickering when BALDER killed GRANITE.  So he had a 7-17-0, that's no excuse!  
Like was that some Bloodfeud, or what?  (CENTIPEDE vs. LADY CONSOLACION, that is.) 
BLACKSTAFF bloodfeuded (is that a word?) BAD MOON RISING for revenge over some guy's 
bad fortune.  Was it really worth it?  STAPH. AUREUS really fought hard against COA 
COA.  That'll teach KESSEN not to go and kill any of BAD GERMS' guys again, huh!  
Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PARADOX 3654                  9   2  0   129       SHADOW GATE (414)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-AMID TH'PYRS 1333            16  12  2   129       THE PHARAOHS (167)
 RAY D AYTOR 2965             14  20  0   102       OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
 MAXIMUS DECIMUS 3440         17   4  0   100       NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)
 GALENA 3505                  13  11  0    99       BOXOROX (396)
 DRAGON-FIRE 2705             12   7  2    98       JUGGERNAUTS (144)
 CIARAN POWER 3868             9   5  0    94       50TH MILK RAS (448)
 COA PATTY 3830               11   3  0    92       KESSEN (443)
 ZACHARIAH 2930               15   4  0    91       RED IRON KNIGHTS (302)
 TERRIBLE TOTOMAC 3569        13   7  1    91       IDIOTIC ICCERS (398)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STUPID SMILEY 3527           19  11  0    90       IDIOTIC ICCERS (398)
 MOONSHINE 3936                9   3  0    90       LUNAE MILITES (387)
-PEG-LEG BOUCHARD 3400        11   8  4    87       CANADIAN BACON (383)
 WYATT BURP 3531              14  13  0    85       DODGE BULLETS (126)
 HOME 3812                     8   6  0    83       LEE FAMILY (440)
 SHAGUK 3966                   9   2  0    81       LADZ OF LUGBURZ (444)
 YIP AGAIN 3512               16  12  2    79       THE PENTARCHY (397)
 RHINOVIRUS 3754               8   5  1    79       BAD GERMS (430)
 FOOLISH FOLGERS 3526         13  16  1    78       IDIOTIC ICCERS (398)
 LAVA RUNNER 3864             11   3  0    78       PRIMAL FURY (438)
 MESMERIC FIEND 3801           9   5  0    78       PRIMAL FURY (438)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOLY HAVOC 3901               8   3  2    77       HITLIST XXVIII (450)
 AXLE FOLEY 3454               7  13  0    76       OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
 INFINITY 3655                 7   4  0    72       SHADOW GATE (414)
 UG 3811                       8   6  0    71       LEE FAMILY (440)
 BLACKSTAFF 2089              12   5  0    68       CRYPT KNIGHTS (191)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COAPI 3826                    9   4  0    66       KESSEN (443)
 ALARIC 3787                   8   5  0    65       THE WARLORDS II (413)
 CUBIC ZIRCONIUM 3777          7   5  1    63       BOXOROX (396)
 BALDER 3778                   6   5  2    63       VALHALLA (435)
 DAISY HAMMER 3317            10  12  0    62       FLOWER HAMMERZ (372)
 COA SUMPTHING 3828           10   4  0    62       KESSEN (443)
 PADDY SWEENEY 3869            7   4  0    62       50TH MILK RAS (448)
 STAPH. AUREUS 3752            9   5  0    60       BAD GERMS (430)
 CENTIPEDE 3980                6   4  0    60       CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
-QUEST 2761                   11   4  0    59       JUGGERNAUTS (144)
 NERF THE SOFTY 3833           6   6  0    59       LADZ OF LUGBURZ (444)
 YOUNG JOAN 3534              14  12  0    57       DODGE BULLETS (126)
-SPHINX 2186                   8   8  0    57       THE PHARAOHS (167)
 GIARDIA 3935                  7   5  0    57       BAD GERMS (430)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DRUNKEN DONUT 3712            9   4  0    55       UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
 HENGIST 3788                  6   7  1    55       THE WARLORDS II (413)
 MR. CHOMP CHOMP 3620          9   9  0    53       THE PENTARCHY (397)
 WHAT BOSS RAT WANTS 3837      4   1  1    50       GUARDIAN'S GAMBIT (445)
-MYSTIC ZEALOT 3804            7   6  1    49       PRIMAL FURY (438)
 CREEPAZOID 4043               7   1  0    49       WIMPS OF MADNESS (433)
 CAM SHAFT 3989                5   3  0    48       OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
 PETTIFOGGER 3766              6   8  0    47       WIMPS OF MADNESS (433)
 LADY BEATRIZ 3704             6   8  1    45       FILIPINA LADYZ (423)
 NJORD 4061                    6   0  0    45       VALHALLA (435)
 COA COA 3829                  5   9  1    45       KESSEN (443)
 CLEOPATRA 3856                8   5  1    42       THE WARLORDS II (413)
 LUNA KNIGHT 3445              8  16  0    42       LUNAE MILITES (387)
 GARDENIA HAMMER 3871          7   7  2    42       FLOWER HAMMERZ (372)
 THRAKKLASH 3835               7   4  1    42       LADZ OF LUGBURZ (444)
 TYR 3781                      6   5  1    41       VALHALLA (435)
 CAESAR 3974                   8   2  0    40       THE WARLORDS II (413)
 BATTLE 4012                   6   4  0    40       SHADOW GATE (414)
 FUG 3815                      5   9  0    40       LEE FAMILY (440)
 GROTTRAK THE SNEAK 3831       4   8  1    39       LADZ OF LUGBURZ (444)
 MIGHTY MOUSE! 3841            4   2  0    39       GUARDIAN'S GAMBIT (445)
-BOBBY CLOBBER 3557            8  12  2    38       CANADIAN BACON (383)
 FOOFARAW 4042                 6   2  0    38       WIMPS OF MADNESS (433)
 SIF 3780                      4   7  0    38       VALHALLA (435)
 CARJACK 4047                  4   2  0    38       UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
 LADY MARIA 3701               9   5  1    37       FILIPINA LADYZ (423)
 FROGGER 3656                  4   8  0    37       CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
 HANDEL 3640                   5   8  0    36       ROOK'S RAVENS (412)
 THE MAN IN YELLOW 3839        4   2  1    36       GUARDIAN'S GAMBIT (445)
 MOZART 3641                   7   7  0    35       ROOK'S RAVENS (412)
 MOT 3907                      5   9  0    34       LEE FAMILY (440)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHOPIN 3642                   6   8  4    33       ROOK'S RAVENS (412)
 BAD MOON RISING 4019          4   5  1    33       LUNAE MILITES (387)
 ASHZAG 4092                   4   0  1    33       LADZ OF LUGBURZ (444)
 MISSLE COMMAND 4127           2   0  1    33       CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
 PONG 4021                     2   6  1    33       CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
 LADY CONSOLACION 3703         5   9  1    32       FILIPINA LADYZ (423)
 NYALL BLOODGRIN 3963          4   3  0    32       NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PYRITE 3991                   4   5  0    31       BOXOROX (396)
-SKADI 3988                    5   3  0    30       VALHALLA (435)
 GOBLIN KING 4072              3   3  1    30       PRIMAL FURY (438)
 ANNE TENNA 4053               3   1  0    30       OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
-CONQUEST 2840                 6   4  0    29       JUGGERNAUTS (144)
 FREDDY FENDER 3956            4   6  1    29       OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
 PUD 4036                      3   6  0    27       LEE FAMILY (440)
 GRIM BLACKSMITH 3961          4   3  0    26       NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)
 PHENIX 3810                   5   7  0    25       CRYPT KNIGHTS (191)
 MAN ON THE MOON 4074          3   3  1    24       LUNAE MILITES (387)
 STREET WISE 4095              3   1  1    24       UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
-STARBURST 4090                2   0  0    24       CANDY IS DANDY (458)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAGETA THE LION 4000          4   4  1    23       PRIMAL FURY (438)
 WASTELAND WARLORD 3594        4   7  0    23       NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)
 LADY EMELITA 3700             4  10  0    22       FILIPINA LADYZ (423)
 LADY DOMINGA 3702             4  10  0    22       FILIPINA LADYZ (423)
 L'ENTRANGLEUR 4117            3   0  0    22       THE PENTARCHY (397)
 RED CACTUS HAMMER 4032        1   8  0    22       FLOWER HAMMERZ (372)
 NIGHTWIND 4007                5   5  0    20       DODGE BULLETS (126)
-MILITANTE 2923                6   1  0    19       JUGGERNAUTS (144)
 NAPOLEON 4005                 5   4  0    19       THE WARLORDS II (413)
 AZURE 4081                    4   1  0    19       SHADOW GATE (414)
-RORY WYLEY 3870               3   9  0    18       50TH MILK RAS (448)
-BLOODSTONE 4050               1   0  0    18       BOXOROX (396)
 PAPYRUS 2556                  4   3  0    17       THE PHARAOHS (167)
 BULWYF REDHAMMER 3962         3   4  0    15       NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)
-BTO 4059                      2   3  0    15       CANADIAN BACON (383)
 GRAND MACHIN 4093             3   1  0    14       THE PENTARCHY (397)
 REDWIND 4099                  2   2  0    14       DODGE BULLETS (126)
 CONJUNCTIVITIS 4129           1   0  0    13       BAD GERMS (430)
 CRAZY MARY 4120               1   1  0    11       WIMPS OF MADNESS (433)
 LE NETTOYE' 4069              2   4  0    10       THE PENTARCHY (397)
-EAMON FINN 4060               1   4  1    10       50TH MILK RAS (448)
 SAILOR MOON 4133              1   0  0    10       LUNAE MILITES (387)
 TYGER LILY HAMMER 4130        1   0  0     8       FLOWER HAMMERZ (372)
 WIDOWMAKER 4071               1   3  0     6       CRYPT KNIGHTS (191)
-NATIONWIDE 3899               1   1  0     6       HITLIST XXVIII (450)
 MAD MARY 4121                 0   2  0     6       WIMPS OF MADNESS (433)
-ALEXANDRIA 2688               0   2  0     4       THE PHARAOHS (167)
 IRON 4131                     1   0  0     3       SHADOW GATE (414)
 VALLON 4101                   0   3  0     3       CRYPT KNIGHTS (191)
 DANDELION HAMMER 4116         0   3  0     3       FLOWER HAMMERZ (372)
-DOLTON MCGUILTY 4118          0   1  0     1       CANADIAN BACON (383)
-DON CARNAGE 4119              0   1  0     1       CANADIAN BACON (383)
-S. BOY 3091                   0   1  0     1       JUGGERNAUTS (144)
 BRAHMS 4135                   0   1  0     1       ROOK'S RAVENS (412)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
NIALL QUINLAN 3866     7  6 0 50TH MILK RAS 448     RHINOVIRUS 3754       240         
GOOD NIGHT'S SLE 4128  0  1 0 BAD GERMS 430         STONE GOLEM 349       241 NONE    
CLOST. PERFRINGE 3750  7  3 0 BAD GERMS 430         HENGIST 3788          238 JUST REV
ENTEROCOCCUS 3973      3  5 0 BAD GERMS 430         COA COA 3829          240 JUST REV
GRANITE 3507           7 17 0 BOXOROX 396           BALDER 3778           241         
SUBLIMINAL KID 4002    3  5 0 CANADIAN BACON 383    FREDDY FENDER 3956    238         
CAPTAIN CONUNDRU 4040  0  5 0 CANADIAN BACON 383    EAMON FINN 4060       237 NOT REVE
DIG DUG 4110           0  3 0 CLASSIC ARCADE 415    SHEWISH GIANT 344     241 NONE    
ASTEROIDS 3658         5  5 0 CLASSIC ARCADE 415    LADY CONSOLACION 3703 239 JUST REV
DA-MEAT 4136           0  1 0 CRYPT KNIGHTS 191     WURM KIN 350          241 NONE    
DES DESCARDO 3969      6  3 0 CRYPT KNIGHTS 191     BAD MOON RISING 4019  239 JUST REV

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
HIGH ELF 342           0  1 0 DARK ARENA 0          WHAT BOSS RAT WA 3837 241 NONE    
SHEWISH GIANT 344      0  1 0 DARK ARENA 0          PONG 4021             241 NONE    
TORPEDO 3477          11 19 1 DODGE BULLETS 126     HOLY HAVOC 3901       239         
RED ORCHID HAMME 4044  3  2 0 FLOWER HAMMERZ 372    VIVALDI 3639          238 REVENGED
RABID BEAVER 3992      1  1 0 GUARDIAN'S GAMBIT 445 BLACK ORC 343         241 NONE    
WALL OF SCUM! 3885     3  1 0 GUARDIAN'S GAMBIT 445 ARENAMASTER NOR 346   241 NONE    
COA ANG 4003           5  5 0 KESSEN 443            OLD N GREY 4085       240 NONE    
MOONSAULT 4107         1  1 0 LUNAE MILITES 387     ASHZAG 4092           240         
POUM POUM 3957         4  6 1 THE PENTARCHY 397     MYSTIC ZEALOT 3804    238 REVENGED
VENTRE DE FER 4058     1  2 0 THE PENTARCHY 397     MAN ON THE MOON 4074  237 REVENGED
SASHA 2972             1 11 0 RED IRON KNIGHTS 302  ARENAMASTER NOR 346   241 NONE    
SARGE 3373             0  3 0 RED IRON KNIGHTS 302  BLACK ORC 343         241 NONE    
PUDDLES 3372           1  2 0 RED IRON KNIGHTS 302  SPYMASTER 345         241 NONE    
TIMBER 3371            0  3 0 RED IRON KNIGHTS 302  MOUNTAIN TROLL 341    241 NONE    
DIRGE 4134             0  1 0 ROOK'S RAVENS 412     SPYMASTER 345         241 NONE    
YELLOW SNOW 4096       0  4 0 UGLY URBAN ORCS 425   SHEWISH GIANT 344     241 NONE    
TOGS REJECT 4055       3  1 0 WIMPS OF MADNESS 433  LADY MARIA 3701       238 JUST REV

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Max -- Run from you?  Rofl!  Actually it was a boredom issue.  I can't stand the slow
turnaround and the fact that there are no good tourney warriors on the team so they won't run in many tourneys.  Let's face it, to win in the arena, you need to be
running in tourneys.  But since you called me out, here I am.  Bring it on, but
remember, in the end you reap what you sow, and there can be only one! -- Guardian

Max -- Refresh my failing senile mind--what team do you, ahem, run? -- Guardian

Redwind -- I would guess you could dodge bullets but I know you can't dodge
scimitars. -- Crazy Mary

Bad Moon Rising -- Bad challenge coming.  I was ready for that butter knife you used.
-- Creepazoid

Starburst -- Candy is dandy but a scimitar is handy.  I don't understand.  I swing 11
times before I finally hit on the 12th swing.  Then I don't even swing again.  No
wonder you won. -- Mad Mary

Battle -- Congratulations on your fine challenge.  You gave me my first loss.  Now
the pressure is off me so I can have some fun. -- Foofaraw

Lady Maria -- I should never have changed weapons.  All those critical attacks didn't
help me at all.  Perhaps the Creep can get you? -- Pettifogger

Lady Martilyo -- You are right, the choices are limited with so many VC in the arena.
But don't let it get you down or frustrated.  For a new manager you are learning
fast. -- Sensei Jan

Madness Maniacs -- Tyger Lily Hammer will represent Flower Hammerz in the Ripper
Style Masters category in case a series of deaths make her a contender! -- Hammer

Mad Max -- Welcome to the Vendetta Cartel! -- Hammer; Vendetta Cartel Captain,
WordSmith and High Priest of the Crimson Ascension Family

All -- My time is running out with the duedate fast approaching for round 14 of the
Madness.  Hopefully I will get a Spotlight written! -- Hammer

Creepazoid -- Yeah, that's a tough style match but there're only about five managers
left that aren't in my alliance.  Gotta take some bad matches under the
circumstances. -- Pud Lee

Staph. -- Sorry, I know you hate the match-up but you're another one of the five....
-- Home Lee

Chopin -- Nice challenge!  Next time maybe I'll let you swing.  Once. -- Ug Lee

Carjack -- That was only mildly annoying, you actually dodging them when I took the
attack and then winning, until I saw the learns (and ratings).  THEN it got scary....
-- Mot Lee

Lady Beatriz -- Ouch.  Bound to happen some with so many of us here.  Somebody else's
turn next time! -- Pud Lee

Rook -- Received your Diplo last cycle.  My Diplos take much longer to reach the
Gladiatorial Commission before being forwarded by them.  Vivaldi gets another rematch
with Daisy Hammer for the Bloodfeud.  Looks like I discovered her Favorite Weapon! --
Hammer

Gardenia Hammer -- You're a (urp!) sweet flower of (urp!) femininity and should not
be (urp! urp!) living such a life. -- Wyatt Burp

Lady Emelita -- Yes, well, if I knew what a crimson ascensions blade was, I'm sure I
would avoid it. -- Nightwind

Frogger -- With a record like that, you should be on OUR team. -- Young Joan

Crazy Mary -- You are INSANE, woman! -- Redwind

O. Nash -- I have to tell you, rice is nice, but pasta's fasta. -- Uncle Wolf

The whole point of running two of one style is to have a backup, not to have BOTH
killed (and by bashers)...  Enterococcus was:
     9(1)-14(2)-9-15(1)-21(1)-10-11 PS

I'm announcing Conjunctivitis (28-4129) to fight for Bad Germs under the management
(if you can call it that) of Assurnasirbanipal competing in what exists of the Aimed
Blow stylemaster contest!

Coa Coa -- Looks like you're mine for the next 4 turns! -- Assur

Hengist -- I've been modifying my ways almost every turn (kind of important for a
germ like me) so it is hard to predict what will happen, turn to turn, even moment to
moment.... -- Rhinovirus

Dr. Mabuse -- Thankfully, luck runs both ways and sometimes you get it, other times
you don't!  That time, I got the first attack knockdown.  I was very surprised to see
the result, though.  I'm not normally fatal except to the very old and frail.  Of
course, we already knew which of those Niall was!  I guess skills aren't everything!
-- Rhinovirus
P.S.  Just missed hitting for the cycle--was going for the Right Arm on my next
attack, but alas, the fight was over!

Home -- Are you sure you want me? -- Staph. Aureus

14 April 2004
CHAOS Inc. proudly announces our newest member, Silver Stroke.  He becomes the
seventh brother of Chaos.  We shall indeed be better for his joining.

6 May 2004
                                     DEATH FEST

     The ferocious ghosts of former glories whispered across the wind swept sands of
DM 59; agonizing incessantly due to the diminutive demise of the Delarq arena known
as Illis.
     Tattered banners and forgotten memories wailed in the wind for a dynamic death
march to dawn once more upon the blood stained sands of the Delarq slow arena.
     The distant call crying for  a declaration of restoration amidst the ruin of the
all but forgotten Delarq arena carried to the far corners of Alastari; drawing the
Devious, the Diabolical, the Dangerous and the Down Challenging to cross blades and
wage warfare among an assemblage of new stables managed by the Known and Unknown;
willing to spill fresh blood, while carving their destiny during 15 Rounds of contest
driven combat to be known as the "Illis Incredibly Diabolical Delarq Death Fest".
     A lone cloaked figure huddled by lamplight in a remote outpost near the
crossroads of ElseWhere and ElseWhen; feverishly formulating the foundational
framework for the dawning of the Delarq Death Fest in DM 59, complete with
Gladiatorial Commission sanctioned prizes to promote the growing thirst for a Delarq
Slow Arena Death Festival.

     Delarq Death Fest Opening Round debuts the first turn immediately following the
Summer 2004 F2F Tourney and continues through the completion of 15 consecutive
rounds.
     Death Fest points are Won or Lost ONLY in the DM 59 Delarq Slow Arena [Tourneys
DO NOT Add or Subtract from the Death Fest Point Scoring System]:

Death Fest Scoring Format:
Win =3D +2 pts
Loss =3D -1 pt
Kill =3D +5 pts [in addition to +2 pts for Win]
Death =3D -3 pts [in addition to 1 pt for Loss]
Dark Arena Kill =3D +10 pts [in addition to +2 pts for Win]
Dark Arena Death =3D -5 pts [in addition to 1 pt for Loss]
Revenged Blood Feud =3D +5 pts [successful Revenged Blood Feud provides Death Fest
contestants the opportunity to cancel out 3 pts for Death and 1 pt for Loss; while
gaining +1 pt overall for the Revenged Blood Feud in addition to the +2 pts for Win]

    DEATH FEST PRIZES will be awarded to the Top Ten Death Fest Stables on the basis
of Total Points*** accumulated during the 15 rounds of competition as follows:

1.  Favorite Weapon Knowledge for 1 (one) warrior ranked Initiate or higher on the
Final Round to be revealed by RSI to each of the Top Ten Death Fest Stables
2.  Renaming of Dark Arena Monsters and NPCs [yet to be determined according to how
many DA Monsters and NPCs are available in DM 59 for Renaming]
3.  The Top Five Death Fest Stables will receive New Team Rollup Certificates as
follows:  1st (10), 2nd (8), 3rd (6), 4th (4) and 5th (2)
4.  Renaming Illis Arena for 6 months plus Receiving 6 months Free Play courtesy of
RSI will be awarded to the manager of the 1st Place Death Fest Stable
5.  Discussions are underway regarding a possible Special Award granted to the Illis
Iron Stable qualifiers who compete in 67 of a possible 75 fights during the course of
the 15 consecutive rounds of the Death Fest [Key Factor is How Many (?) stables will
be competing in the Death Fest without drawing away participation by current managers
in the remaining slow arenas!]  Therefore, it is important for all managers entering
stables in DM 59 for the upcoming Death Fest to contact RSI as soon as possible
regarding their participation in this contest so that a Final Ruling on the proposed
Illis Iron Stable Award can be issued by RSI.

***TieBreaker is determined on the Final Round by the DM 59 Newsletter Recognition
Rankings.  The stable with the Highest Ranked Active Gladiator is granted the
decision.  [Example: Warrior A and Warrior B are both listed in the Recognition
Rankings with 87 pts; however, because Warrior A is listed in the Recognition
Rankings ahead of Warrior B, then Warrior A is granted the TieBreaker Decision for
His/Her stable!]

     Opening Round Team Spotlight Bonus [minimum 15 paragraphs!]  Each Delarq Death
Fest competitor who writes a Team Spotlight featuring their Stable (Name) and
Managerial Alias [Gladiatorial Names Optional] in regards to competing in the Delarq
Death Fest will receive 25 pts added to His/Her opening round score.
     Illis Iron Stable Bonus [in addition to the proposed award awaiting RSI
approval!]  Any manager whose stable competes in at least 67 of the possible 75
fights during the 15 rounds of Death Fest receives 25 points added to His/Her final
overall score [this allows each stable the cushion of missing one round of
competition; plus up to 3 additional fights due to waiting for replacement rollups
from Deaths suffered either in Tourneys or during the Death Fest contest in DM 59
over the course of 15 rounds of competition!]

Delarq Death Fest
Hosted by Hammer
[Who Else?]

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WHAT BOSS RAT WANTS delivered the death blow upon HIGH ELF in a 6 minute fight.
PONG murdered SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
RABID BEAVER was savagely slain by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
SASHA was narrowly killed by ARENAMASTER NOR in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
DIG DUG was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
YELLOW SNOW was dispatched by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SARGE was savagely slain by BLACK ORC in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Dark Arena brawl.
WALL OF SCUM! was easily killed by ARENAMASTER NOR in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
PUDDLES was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
TIMBER was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP was slain by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena match.
DA-MEAT was easily killed by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena bout.
DIRGE was murdered by SPYMASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
RHINOVIRUS slimly won victory over HENGIST in a 2 minute veteran's Bloodfeud battle.
BLACKSTAFF bested BAD MOON RISING in a 3 minute Bloodfeud bout.
CREEPAZOID unbelievably bested LADY MARIA in a tiring 16 minute Bloodfeud conflict.
STAPH. AUREUS overpowered COA COA in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud struggle.
CENTIPEDE devastated LADY CONSOLACION in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud brawl.
LUNA KNIGHT was defeated by ASHZAG in a 2 minute one-sided Bloodfeud bout.
PARADOX overpowered COA PATTY in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title bout.
CIARAN POWER was handily defeated by LOONY LATEKNIGHT in a 1 minute competition.
IDIOTIC INDIGO defeated GALENA in a popular 3 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
ZACHARIAH overcame WYATT BURP in a crowd pleasing 4 minute expert's Challenge duel.
SHAGUK defeated INFINITY in a 5 minute veteran's Challenge match.
UG was defeated by TERRIBLE TOTOMAC in a exciting 4 minute gory Challenge duel.
HOLY HAVOC vanquished DAISY HAMMER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
HOME demolished FOOLISH FOLGERS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
HANDEL slimly lost to NERF THE SOFTY in a popular 1 minute Challenge fray.
CLEOPATRA was overcome by YOUNG JOAN in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
BALDER viciously butchered GRANITE in a 1 minute brutal Challenge duel.
THRAKKLASH was overpowered by MR. CHOMP CHOMP in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
GIARDIA handily defeated CHOPIN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
GROTTRAK THE SNEAK luckily beat FOOFARAW in a 5 minute Challenge fight.
MOZART defeated FREDDY FENDER in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
LADY BEATRIZ overpowered PHENIX in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
MOT was demolished by PETTIFOGGER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge contest.
ANNE TENNA defeated LADY DOMINGA in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
PUD subdued NIGHTWIND in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge match.
MAN ON THE MOON overpowered LE NETTOYE' in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
RED CACTUS HAMMER subdued CRAZY MARY in a 4 minute Challenge match.
VALLON was handily defeated by REDWIND in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
MISSLE COMMAND overpowered PYRITE in a 5 minute uneven Challenge bout.
MAD MARY was beaten by L'ENTRANGLEUR in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
MOONSHINE was luckily beaten by MAXIMUS DECIMUS in a 2 minute competition.
RAY D AYTOR won victory over YIP AGAIN in a 2 minute veteran's match.
STUPID SMILEY was demolished by DRAGON-FIRE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
DRUNKEN DONUT was devastated by LAVA RUNNER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ALARIC was overcome by AXLE FOLEY in a exciting 1 minute master's fight.
CUBIC ZIRCONIUM was handily defeated by MESMERIC FIEND in a 1 minute mismatched melee.
GARDENIA HAMMER was overpowered by PADDY SWEENEY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
COA SUMPTHING outlasted CAESAR in a tiring 17 minute duel.
FUG was beaten by CAM SHAFT in a 5 minute fray.
COAPI overpowered BATTLE in a 7 minute uneven competition.
LADY EMELITA was demolished by TYR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CARJACK was luckily beaten by NJORD in a exciting 2 minute gory battle.
MAGETA THE LION was beaten by THE MAN IN YELLOW in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict.
NAPOLEON was handily defeated by GOBLIN KING in a 1 minute mismatched match.
GRIM BLACKSMITH was subdued by FROGGER in a 2 minute battle.
SIF bested PAPYRUS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fight.
MIGHTY MOUSE! demolished BULWYF REDHAMMER in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
NYALL BLOODGRIN overpowered GRAND MACHIN in a 1 minute uneven bout.
AZURE bested MORDANT DESERTER in a slow 6 minute fight.
WASTELAND WARLORD was bested by STREET WISE in a 4 minute conflict.
DANDELION HAMMER was unbelievably bested by IRON in a 10 minute amateur's match.
WIDOWMAKER was overpowered by CONJUNCTIVITIS in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SAILOR MOON overpowered BRAHMS in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
TYGER LILY HAMMER won victory over MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute novice's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                     20         TOTAL PARRY      115 -  66 -  1      64  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 19         AIMED BLOW        22 -  17 -  1      56  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  18         WALL OF STEEL     74 -  61 -  2      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   14         PARRY-LUNGE       34 -  30 -  1      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  14         STRIKING ATTACK  113 - 114 - 10      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    9         PARRY-RIPOSTE     49 -  55 -  1      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         SLASHING ATTACK   59 -  74 -  5      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     6         LUNGING ATTACK    70 -  98 -  7      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         BASHING ATTACK    73 - 107 -  9      41  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         PARRY-STRIKE      29 -  52 -  3      36  |

Turn 241 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        9 - 11         6  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK     8 - 10         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
WALL OF STEEL      8 -  6     AIMED BLOW         2 -  3         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  4     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  6         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK   10 -  9     BASHING ATTACK     4 - 10         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  PARADOX 3654                9   2  0  129 SHADOW GATE (414)
PARRY-LUNGE      MAXIMUS DECIMUS 3440       17   4  0  100 NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)
LUNGING ATTACK   GALENA 3505                13  11  0   99 BOXOROX (396)
BASHING ATTACK   CIARAN POWER 3868           9   5  0   94 50TH MILK RAS (448)
TOTAL PARRY      ZACHARIAH 2930             15   4  0   91 RED IRON KNIGHTS (302)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WYATT BURP 3531            14  13  0   85 DODGE BULLETS (126)
WALL OF STEEL    LAVA RUNNER 3864           11   3  0   78 PRIMAL FURY (438)
SLASHING ATTACK  CUBIC ZIRCONIUM 3777        7   5  1   63 BOXOROX (396)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is STUPID SMILEY 3527.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was TERRIBLE TOTOMAC 3569.  The ten other most popular fighters were GALENA 
3505, WASTELAND WARLORD 3594, WYATT BURP 3531, PUD 4036, CARJACK 4047, THE MAN IN 
YELLOW 3839, SIF 3780, INFINITY 3655, FOOFARAW 4042, and FREDDY FENDER 3956.

The least popular fighter this week was CAESAR 3974.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were COA SUMPTHING 3828, LADY MARIA 3701, CREEPAZOID 4043, IRON 4131, AZURE 
4081, PYRITE 3991, DANDELION HAMMER 4116, WHAT BOSS RAT WANTS 3837, BRAHMS 4135, and 
WIDOWMAKER 4071.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

IDIOTIC INDIGO (28-3528) IDIOTIC ICCERS (398)
LOONY LATEKNIGHT (28-3529) IDIOTIC ICCERS (398)