DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 09/24/2004 Duedate: 10/21/2004
MORYA ARENA
DM-28 TURN-246
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
PEG-LEG BOUCHARD
CANADIAN BACON (383)
(28-3400) [14-9-4,120]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
PEG-LEG BOUCHARD CLAIR BLUE HAIR
CANADIAN BACON (383) RIDERS OF AHRINGOL (464)
(28-3400) [14-9-4,120] (28-4183) [1-0-0,10]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
WYATT BURP GRIM BLACKSMITH
DODGE BULLETS (126) NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)
(28-3531) [16-16-0,66] (28-3961) [5-6-0,33]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BOXOROX (396) 55
2. CLASSIC ARCADE (415) 36 IDIOTIC ICCERS (398)
3. OTTO'S MECHANICS (226) 33 Unchartered Team
4. LUNAE MILITES (387) 31
5. THE PENTARCHY (397) 28 RIDERS OF AHRINGOL (464)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 IDIOTIC ICCERS (398) 106 65 4 62.0 1/ 2 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226) 11 4 0
2/ 2 THE PENTARCHY (397) 178 121 4 59.5 2/ 4 NORTHERN BADLANDS (337) 9 6 1
3/ 5 BAD GERMS (430) 51 38 3 57.3 3/ 7 DODGE BULLETS (126) 9 6 0
4/ 4 THE WARLORDS II (413) 52 41 3 55.9 4/ 1 THE WARLORDS II (413) 9 6 0
5/ 8 NORTHERN BADLANDS (337) 83 67 2 55.3 5/ 9 BOXOROX (396) 8 4 1
6/ 6 VALHALLA (435) 37 32 3 53.6 6/13 CLASSIC ARCADE (415) 8 4 1
7/12 BOXOROX (396) 67 58 3 53.6 7/ 3 BAD GERMS (430) 8 7 2
8/ 9 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425) 39 34 1 53.4 8/ 5 THE PENTARCHY (397) 7 6 0
9/10 CANADIAN BACON (383) 109 99 11 52.4 9/12 CANADIAN BACON (383) 7 8 1
10/11 PRIMAL FURY (438) 45 42 5 51.7 10/10 LEE FAMILY (440) 7 8 0
11/14 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226) 178 167 8 51.6 11/14 LUNAE MILITES (387) 6 7 1
12/13 50TH MILK RAS (448) 35 34 2 50.7 12/16 FILIPINA LADYZ (423) 6 9 0
13/ 0 JUGGERNAUTS (144) 46 46 4 50.0 13/ 6 IDIOTIC ICCERS (398) 5 9 0
14-16*DARK RUNES (463) 2 2 0 50.0 14/ 8 PRIMAL FURY (438) 4 6 0
15/17 DODGE BULLETS (126) 214 224 10 48.9 15/17 LADZ OF LUGBURZ (444) 4 11 0
16/15 LADZ OF LUGBURZ (444) 41 43 3 48.8 16/11 VALHALLA (435) 3 6 0
17-18 FRUITS OF DEATH (449) 23 25 3 47.9 17-15 FRUITS OF DEATH (449) 3 6 0
18-19 FLOWER HAMMERZ (372) 64 73 3 46.7 18/18 50TH MILK RAS (448) 2 2 1
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/20 LUNAE MILITES (387) 57 70 5 44.9 19-19 FLOWER HAMMERZ (372) 2 2 0
20/22 LEE FAMILY (440) 39 56 0 41.1 20/21 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425) 2 3 0
21/21 FILIPINA LADYZ (423) 38 57 3 40.0 21/ 0*RIDERS OF AHRINGOL (464) 1 2 0
22/24 CLASSIC ARCADE (415) 30 46 3 39.5 22-24*DARK RUNES (463) 0 2 0
23/ 0*RIDERS OF AHRINGOL (464) 1 2 0 33.3 23/ 0 JUGGERNAUTS (144) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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HAMMERZ HERALD
Maximillian's Morya Madness Round Nineteen Edition/DM 28 T-246
by Hammer
He who cultivates his land will have plenty of bread, but he who follows
worthless people and pursuits will have poverty enough. -- Proverbs 28:19 Amplified
Bible
AS GIMLEE AND LADY MARTILYO TAKE REFUGE in the Crimson Ascension Temple on the
grounds of Hammer's Morya Manor Estate on the Lake a.k.a. Hammerz Flower Garden...
Hammer sends his regrets for currently being inactive in the Madness competition.
Hammer will continue to update his records and print either partial or full
current standings among the ranks of the Madness competitors in this and future
HAMMERZ HERALD Maximillian's Morya Madness Editions.
Maximillian will also be printing Madness updates via his own Team Spotlight as
the Madness continues down the stretch drive to the finish!
Special Thanks to Liam the Goth for speaking up in the P-ads and informing
Hammer that the Hammer written Spots drew him to start a stable here in Morya...and
that the competition here forced Liam the Goth to deactivate said stable in favor of
finding a better stable to send to cross blades on the Madness sands!
The current storyline will resume as soon as Hammer adjusts to his new workload
overseas and is able to type with more regularity!
FLOWER HAMMERZ are expected to reactivate in either December or January,
depending upon the timeline of salary release and payment delivery to the
Gladiatorial Commission to remove the negative account balance.
Hammer will be reactivating certain warriors and stables over a period of time,
so FLOWER HAMMERZ may have to wait in a line of priority!
Following is a Partial Listing of Madness Contest Category Competitors:
Morya Madness DM 28 Contest Categories [28]
Attention: To be granted Prize Awards your stable MUST BE ACTIVE on T-255
1. Most Team Wins: 6 months free play in DM 28 courtesy of the gang at RSI
First Place [55] Idiotic Iccers (398) Thawk
Second Place [51] The Warlords II (413) Fizban
Third Place[50] The Pentarchy (397) The Pentalque
Fourth Place [48] Bad Germs (430) Assurnasirbanipal
Fifth Place [45] Kessen (443) Iker
7. MMM: Morya Madness Marathon Award: Special Surprise Package TBA
Current MMM Contenders
1. Filipina Ladyz (423) Lady Martilyo 90
2. Lee Family (440) Abarsis the Slaughter Priest 90
3. Idiottic Iccers (398) Thawk 88
4. The Pentarchy (397) The Pentalque 87
5. Dodge Bullets (126) Uncle Wolf 86
6. Flower Hammerz (372) Hammer 85
7. Lunae Milites (387) The Omnimancer 84
8. Bad Germs (430) Assurnasirbanipal 83
9. The Warlords II (413) Fizban 83
10. Primal Fury (438) Sensei Jan 80
11. Ladz Of Lugburz (444) Bum 77
12. Kessen (443) Iker Son of Dreihdenflagh 76
13. Canadian Bacon (383) Firehawk 73
14. Classic Arcade (413) Street Legal 72
15. Boxorox (396) Berylstar 72
16. Otto's Mechanics (226) Crip 72
17. Wimps of Madness (433) Wimpy 70
8. Team Suffering the Most Defeats [minimum 100 arena fights]: TBA
Worst Place: [54] Lee Family (440) Abarsis the Slaughter Priest
Second Wost: [54] Filipina Ladyz (423) Lady Martilyo
Third Worst: [52] Flower Hammerz (372) Hammer [inactive T-245]
Fourth Worst: [46] Rook's Ravens (412) Rook [inactive T-242]
9. Team Suffering the Most Deaths [minimum 100 arena fights/no DA's counted]: TBA
First Place: [6] Classic Arcade (413) Street Legal
Second Place: [4] Lunae Milites (387) The Omnimancer
Third Place: [4] Shadow Gate (414) Shadowgate [inactive]
13. Team with the Most Graduates: TBA
First Place: [4] Idiotic Iccers (398) Thawk
Second Place: [3] Canadian Bacon (383) Firehawk
Third Place: [2] The Pentarchy (397) The Pentalque
17. Top Point Gainer [accumulating Top 5 Teams on the Move points per Turn]: TBA
First Place: [261] Ladz Of Lugburz (444) Bum
Second Place: [242] Kessen (443) Iker [inactive]
Third Place: [234] Shadow Gate (414) Shadowgate [inactive]
Fourth Place: [208] Bad Germs (430) Assurnasirbanipal
Fifth Place: [207] Filipina Ladyz (423) Lady Martilyo
Sixth Place: [198] The Warlords II (413) Fizban
Seventh Place: [188] 50th Milk Ras (448) Dr Mabuse
Eighth Place: [175] Classic Arcade (415) Street Legal
Ninth Place: [155] Guardian's Gambit (445) Guardian
Tenth Place: [153] Ugly Urban Orcs (425) Slugbait
Eleventh Place: [136] Primal Fury (438) Sensei Jan
Twelfth Place: [122] The Pentarchy (397) The Pentalque
Thirteenth Place: [105] Idiotic Iccers (398) Thawk
Fourteenth Place: [101] Wimps Of Madness (433) Wimpy
Fifteenth Place: [97] Flower Hammerz (372) Hammer
29. Team with the Most Challenged Warrior(s) per Turn: TBA
First Place: [4] Dodge Bullets (126) Uncle Wolf
Second Place: [3] Otto's Mechanics (226) Crip
Third Place: [2] Shadow Gate (414) Shadowgate [inactive]
"May Your Blades Be Sharp and Your Wit's Sharper!" -- Hammer/Co-Host of
Maximillian's Morya Madness/Vendetta Cartel Captain; WordSmith and WeaponSmith of the
Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe
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Duelmasters
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 500): T. ZER of LETTER BOMBS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 498): CROUCHING TIGER of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 494): WOODWALKER of GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 494): PERSIFLAGE of SHROUD IN MYSTERY (Noachian, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 492): EAGLES LAIR of WHEN EAGLES DARE (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 491): MYSTIC of ANARCHY (Jekyll, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 245): PEG-LEG BOUCHARD of CANADIAN BACON (Firehawk, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 483): MACRINUS of EQUESTORS (Spartacus, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 243): BUSTER BUNNY of LOONY TOONS (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 480): SAVORY of SARATOGA GLORY (The Trainer, mgr.)
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 478): NIMBLE NEUTER of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 471): BARRISTER of BLITZKRIEG (Polarius, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 434): RIBSPLITTER of WIDOWMAKERS (Soultender, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 220): ZINDELLA AZRON of MOJO P@TROL (Master Voodoo, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 215): BEAR ACUDA of THE BEAR'S PAW (KAT, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 202): TOM SMITH DISEASE of STRANGE TUNES (Berylstar, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 359): JONATHANNIE of BAD APPLES (Uncle Wolf, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 339): TAIL IN THE AIR of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 150): BULL FROG of THE BULLS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 384): SEVERUS SNAPE of HOUSE SLYTHERIN from TALCAMA
(Rillion, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 500): LETTER BOMBS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 498): DRYNN'S PRETTIES (Drynn, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 494): GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 494): ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 492): HEROESANDFOUNDONES (The Judge, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 491): CURTAIN CALL (?, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 245): THE WARLORDS II (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 483): EQUESTORS (Spartacus, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 243): NOMENKLATURE (Spawn, mgr.)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 480): SARATOGA GLORY (The Trainer, mgr.)
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 478): ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 471): CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 434): HELL'S PAWNS (Harbinger, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 220): MOJO P@TROL (Master Voodoo, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 215): ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 202): STRANGE TUNES (Berylstar, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 359): REDHORSE (Mila, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 339): FAVORITE GUYS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 150): THE BULLS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 384): BLACKEST PRIDE (Ultraist, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 499): TOXIK of KILLING FLOOR (Stik, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 494): LITTLE CURRENT of TRIPLE CROWN (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 245): GALENA of BOXOROX (Berylstar, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 242): LUCKY 7 of NUMBERS GAME (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
SUBOTAI of THE STORMGUARDS (The Icelord, mgr.)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 470): GWALCHMAI of CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 220): MARILYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 359): JONATHANNIE of BAD APPLES (Uncle Wolf, mgr.)
MOUNTAIN GOAT of REDHORSE (Mila, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 149): MIGHTY CUT-UP of PERFECTION QUEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte. MORYA needs a spyreport." Oh, well. Too bad, THE WARLORDS
II, but OTTO'S MECHANICS was just too good to be stopped. I don't wanna hurt
anybody's feelings or anything, but IDIOTIC ICCERS really goofed with their 1-4-0.
The guys at CLASSIC ARCADE like really pulled together to get a 4-0-0 this turn,
moving up by 7. Cut this out and put it in your scrapbooks, BOXOROX! 'Cause they
got 4-0-1 and moved up to 5th! MVP award for CUBIC ZIRCONIUM? BOXOROX's proud of
her after beating MESMERIC FIEND and getting 26 points. Talk about yer big time
losers! LADY BEATRIZ got smashed by YIP AGAIN, and lost 18 points! The Duelmaster
isn't going to stop just cause he's Number One! PADDY SWEENEY knows this. He was
challenged by the Duelmaster. Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair? I
think PEG-LEG BOUCHARD should let PADDY SWEENEY be Duelmaster for a while, without
fighting about it. Who was the wiseguy that said MORYA's Duelmaster was paying for
drinks at Arthur's Last Stand? Don't look at me!
I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies. Really, I just
wing this stuff. THE WARLORDS II was the most avoided team. Is a 52-41-3 record
really that scary? Is there some deep dark secret why BAD GERMS' been avoiding THE
WARLORDS II so much? Or is it just that they're too scared? Like, is RAY D AYTOR
popular, or what? He was challenged the most in all of MORYA! He's got a 17-22-0,
is that good? People were asking me did THRAKKLASH REALLY challenge GALENA? (all
right, maybe they didn't, but it sounded good!) It wasn't a spectacular fight, or
anything, but GALENA wants me to write about it since she won victory over
THRAKKLASH. Satisfied?
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. What a bunch of heartless! I couldn't
believe how many people were snickering when CUBIC ZIRCONIUM killed MESMERIC FIEND.
So she had a 10-8-1, that's no excuse! It was kind of sad, seeing old LADY EMELITA
stumbling around the arena, before DOLTON MCGUILTY finished her off. Oh well!
CENTIPEDE bloodfeuded (is that a word?) GIARDIA for revenge over some guy's bad
fortune. Was it really worth it? Hey you guys, don't you think your families would
like to hear from you? Write! (Or have someone write for you.)
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it
quits. I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PEG-LEG BOUCHARD 3400 14 9 4 120 CANADIAN BACON (383)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RHINOVIRUS 3754 13 5 2 114 BAD GERMS (430)
MAXIMUS DECIMUS 3440 19 6 0 110 NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)
CUBIC ZIRCONIUM 3777 11 6 2 107 BOXOROX (396)
MOONSHINE 3936 11 6 1 106 LUNAE MILITES (387)
RAY D AYTOR 2965 17 22 0 103 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
BALDER 3778 9 6 2 101 VALHALLA (435)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
YIP AGAIN 3512 18 15 2 89 THE PENTARCHY (397)
ALARIC 3787 11 7 0 89 THE WARLORDS II (413)
SHAGUK 3966 12 4 0 86 LADZ OF LUGBURZ (444)
FOOLISH FOLGERS 3526 14 20 1 85 IDIOTIC ICCERS (398)
PADDY SWEENEY 3869 10 6 0 85 50TH MILK RAS (448)
CENTIPEDE 3980 8 6 0 85 CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
DRAGON-FIRE 2705 12 8 2 84 JUGGERNAUTS (144)
THRAKKLASH 3835 11 5 1 84 LADZ OF LUGBURZ (444)
STAPH. AUREUS 3752 12 7 0 83 BAD GERMS (430)
LAVA RUNNER 3864 14 4 0 80 PRIMAL FURY (438)
MYSTIC ZEALOT 3804 9 7 1 74 PRIMAL FURY (438)
HENGIST 3788 8 10 1 73 THE WARLORDS II (413)
LADY BEATRIZ 3704 9 10 1 69 FILIPINA LADYZ (423)
YOUNG JOAN 3534 18 13 1 68 DODGE BULLETS (126)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WYATT BURP 3531 16 16 0 66 DODGE BULLETS (126)
DRUNKEN DONUT 3712 12 4 0 66 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
GIARDIA 3935 10 7 1 66 BAD GERMS (430)
CAM SHAFT 3989 9 4 0 66 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
-DAISY HAMMER 3317 10 14 0 65 FLOWER HAMMERZ (372)
WASTELAND WARLORD 3594 8 7 0 60 NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)
LUNA KNIGHT 3445 11 18 0 59 LUNAE MILITES (387)
-QUEST 2761 11 4 0 59 JUGGERNAUTS (144)
FROGGER 3656 7 9 0 59 CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
LADY CONSOLACION 3703 8 11 1 57 FILIPINA LADYZ (423)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-L'ENTRANGLEUR 4117 7 0 0 57 THE PENTARCHY (397)
NERF THE SOFTY 3833 6 11 0 57 LADZ OF LUGBURZ (444)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PUD 4036 5 9 0 56 LEE FAMILY (440)
CLEOPATRA 3856 11 7 1 55 THE WARLORDS II (413)
ANNE TENNA 4053 7 2 0 54 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
-GARDENIA HAMMER 3871 9 8 2 53 FLOWER HAMMERZ (372)
CAESAR 3974 12 3 0 52 THE WARLORDS II (413)
CARJACK 4047 6 3 0 52 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
PYRITE 3991 6 8 0 52 BOXOROX (396)
LE NETTOYE' 4069 5 6 0 52 THE PENTARCHY (397)
FUG 3815 7 12 0 49 LEE FAMILY (440)
MOT 3907 7 12 0 48 LEE FAMILY (440)
MR. CHOMP CHOMP 3620 11 12 0 47 THE PENTARCHY (397)
FREDDY FENDER 3956 6 9 1 47 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
-BLACKHEART 3882 6 4 0 46 FRUITS OF DEATH (449)
BLOODSTONE 4050 4 0 0 44 BOXOROX (396)
CONJUNCTIVITIS 4129 3 3 0 43 BAD GERMS (430)
BAD MOON RISING 4019 6 8 1 39 LUNAE MILITES (387)
LADY MARIA 3701 9 10 1 38 FILIPINA LADYZ (423)
HUB CAPP 4168 3 0 0 36 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
NYALL BLOODGRIN 3963 7 4 1 34 NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)
DOLTON MCGUILTY 4118 3 2 1 34 CANADIAN BACON (383)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LADY DOMINGA 3702 7 12 0 33 FILIPINA LADYZ (423)
GRIM BLACKSMITH 3961 5 6 0 33 NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)
NIGHTWIND 4007 7 8 0 31 DODGE BULLETS (126)
ASHZAG 4092 5 4 1 31 LADZ OF LUGBURZ (444)
REDWIND 4099 6 3 0 30 DODGE BULLETS (126)
-CONQUEST 2840 6 4 0 29 JUGGERNAUTS (144)
GOBLIN KING 4072 5 5 1 29 PRIMAL FURY (438)
NAPOLEON 4005 7 7 0 28 THE WARLORDS II (413)
SAILOR MOON 4133 4 2 0 28 LUNAE MILITES (387)
NJORD 4061 8 3 0 27 VALHALLA (435)
-RED CACTUS HAMMER 4032 2 10 0 26 FLOWER HAMMERZ (372)
-GREEDY GRAPE 3880 7 3 1 25 FRUITS OF DEATH (449)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAGETA THE LION 4000 5 7 1 23 PRIMAL FURY (438)
BLUNT ARROW 4166 3 1 0 23 DODGE BULLETS (126)
-POISONOUS PEACH 4014 2 4 1 23 FRUITS OF DEATH (449)
-PRICKLY PEAR 3883 6 3 1 22 FRUITS OF DEATH (449)
BULWYF REDHAMMER 3962 4 7 0 21 NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)
STREET WISE 4095 3 2 1 21 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
-MILITANTE 2923 6 1 0 19 JUGGERNAUTS (144)
-RORY WYLEY 3870 3 9 0 18 50TH MILK RAS (448)
KOOKY KIEBITZ 4175 1 1 0 15 IDIOTIC ICCERS (398)
ZAXXON 4172 2 1 1 14 CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
EROTIC EEEK 4141 2 3 0 14 IDIOTIC ICCERS (398)
-DEADLY DATE 4030 1 3 0 14 FRUITS OF DEATH (449)
GALAXIAN 4188 1 0 0 13 CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
-TYGER LILY HAMMER 4130 2 2 0 12 FLOWER HAMMERZ (372)
IDUN 4169 1 2 0 11 VALHALLA (435)
-EAMON FINN 4060 1 4 1 10 50TH MILK RAS (448)
CLAIR BLUE HAIR 4183 1 0 0 10 RIDERS OF AHRINGOL (464)
STREPTOCOCCUS 4186 1 0 0 9 BAD GERMS (430)
MASOCHISTIC 4177 1 1 0 7 LEE FAMILY (440)
DON CARNAGE 4119 1 4 0 7 CANADIAN BACON (383)
WINNING UG 4176 2 0 0 6 LEE FAMILY (440)
POT HOLE 4147 1 1 0 6 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
-DANDELION HAMMER 4116 0 6 0 6 FLOWER HAMMERZ (372)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DARK DANDELION 4158 1 0 0 5 DARK RUNES (463)
LE GROS AUJALD 4173 1 1 0 4 THE PENTARCHY (397)
-LEGEND 4160 1 1 0 4 DARK RUNES (463)
HARRY THE SNAKE 4179 1 1 0 4 CANADIAN BACON (383)
MOUTHY MICROTONE 4174 0 2 0 2 IDIOTIC ICCERS (398)
-S. BOY 3091 0 1 0 1 JUGGERNAUTS (144)
-THOR THE DARK ONE 4159 0 1 0 1 DARK RUNES (463)
GHOST CHANT 4184 0 1 0 1 RIDERS OF AHRINGOL (464)
CBA 4187 0 1 0 1 CANADIAN BACON (383)
RAT WITH WINGS 4180 0 1 0 1 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MISSLE COMMAND 4127 3 2 1 CLASSIC ARCADE 415 GIARDIA 3935 245 JUST REV
SNEEZE LOUISE 4137 0 1 0 DODGE BULLETS 126 PUDDLES 4144 242 NOT REVE
LADY EMELITA 3700 5 14 0 FILIPINA LADYZ 423 DOLTON MCGUILTY 4118 246
DORKY DAROOHA 4163 1 2 0 IDIOTIC ICCERS 398 NYALL BLOODGRIN 3963 246
FNAIL FREEBIRD 4140 0 1 0 IDIOTIC ICCERS 398 SAUCERHEAD 4145 242 REVENGED
KOOKY KIEBITZ 4167 0 1 0 IDIOTIC ICCERS 398 ZAXXON 4172 244 REVENGED
NOTFITTOEAT 4189 0 1 0 LADZ OF LUGBURZ 444 SPYMASTER 345 246 NONE
UG 3811 8 9 0 LEE FAMILY 440 MOONSHINE 3936 244
HOME 3812 9 8 0 LEE FAMILY 440 RHINOVIRUS 3754 244
AXLE FOLEY 3454 8 14 0 OTTO'S MECHANICS 226 MESMERIC FIEND 3801 243 REVENGED
GRAND MACHIN 4093 3 3 0 THE PENTARCHY 397 POISONOUS PEACH 4014 243 REVENGED
MESMERIC FIEND 3801 10 8 1 PRIMAL FURY 438 CUBIC ZIRCONIUM 3777 246
HAVOC 4181 0 1 0 RIDERS OF AHRINGO 464 BANDIT PRINCE 348 246 NONE
SIF 3780 4 8 0 VALHALLA 435 YOUNG JOAN 3534 242 NOT REVE
PERSONAL ADS
Hammer -- Fizban declared Napoleon as part of the PS contest on turn 231. He's
definitely in the hunt. -- Assur
No problem, Luna Knight. Actually, L'itrangleur is quite tough. Good luck on the
sands. -- Le Pentarque
Morya -- I totally forgot to announce the newest additions of the Idiotic ICCers (and
entries to the stylemaster challenges):
Strikers -- Kooky Kiebitz
Lungers -- Mouthy Microtone
-- THawk
Please enter my newest warrior, Galaxian, into the Aimed Blow stylemaster
competition. -- Street Legal, Classic Arcade
P.S. Zaxxon was declared as a PS but I didn't see him in the list yet.
Blunt Arrow -- I think I held up pretty well for that particular style match. --
Bulwyf RedHammer
Lady C. -- Touche' eh! -- Nyall Bloodgrin
Frogger -- Stay the hell away from me, will ya. -- Grim Blacksmith
Moonshine -- Sorry dude, hate to do that to a friend. -- Maximus Decimus
Pyrite -- Didn't think you'd go down that fast at the end. -- Wasteland Warlord
Morya -- If there is no Spotlight this turn, don't be too hard on me, my work has had
me all over B.C. lately and now after one day back I'm off to the middle of the
Rockies for another week. I will make certain there is one next time, I will try and
get it in if at all possible. -- Maximillian, Keeper of the Madness
Mot -- Good gods, you are the Mot Unjust! You took away my winning record, and I
LIKED having a winning record, I really did. -- Nightwind
P.S. With your record, you should be on OUR team.
P.P.S. My thanks for the skills.
Don Carnage -- Okay, fine. Good, in fact. I'll have my bacon crisp, with eggs over
medium. Maybe a little applesauce? Yeah, applesauce sounds good. -- Redwind
P.S. Do NOT tell me you don't do breakfast, with a team name like that?
Lady Beatriz -- (croaking) You could have just offered me a mint. (cough) That has
a similar effect, without the pain. (cough) -- Wyatt Burp
Alaric -- (impatiently) So go find a war and lord over it. Lord over TWO of them.
See if I care. -- Young Joan
P.S. And men call US indirect!
Bulwyf Redhammer -- Ah, not a bad match, considering. Nobody died, and there were a
lot of skills to go around, which is always good. -- Blunt Arrow
P.S. I like the red enamel on your hammer. Good idea, keeps it from rusting if you
should ever happen by some strange chance to get a little blood on it.
P.P.S. I mean, of course, blood rather than your own.
So if you get your own blood on a hammer, it doesn't rust? -- Ed., slightly
confused, as is normal
Don Carnage -- No, I do fine the way I am. I'm a small-game arrow, you see, and
being blunt, I knock them down with concussion, whereas if I was sharp, I'd rip what
little meat they contain to shreds. -- Blunt Arrow
P.S. At least, that's my story, and I'm sticking to it.
Deadly Date and Dandelion Hammer -- If you are using Ducks as weapons or targets or
in any other disrespectful manner, you will earn the enmity of all Ducks With Swords!
-- Ski Mask, Founder and President, Ducks With Swords, currently Guarding the Home
24 August 2004
Invitation to Newbie Managers
by Hammer
As a Captain of the Vendetta Cartel, Hammer has recently dissolved the Vendetta
Cartel Crimson Ascension Family. Lady Martilyo and Rook are NO LONGER members of the
Vendetta Cartel.
The Vendetta Cartel is divided into "Families" under the leadership of Captains;
who have been appointed by the VC God Father known throughout the dueling land as
Master Darque.
Hammer is now the Captain of the Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe and the veteran
manager extends an invitation for prospective membership as a Probate [ONLY 2 Probate
positions are available in the VC Tarantula Tribe at the present time!] to any Newbie
Manager who qualifies under the following conditions:
1. Newbie Manager MUST have Online Access for Email communications! [Hammer is
presently living in Qatar and Lieutenants Maximillian and Firehawk are living in
Canada; so Email Communication is a MUST for consideration!]
2. Newbie Manager MUST have the time and funds to create 2 new stables to be
placed in 2 separate Slow Arenas [the cost of running 1 stable in a Regular Arena!]
to actively participate on a monthly basis with the other 3 T-Tribe members of the
Vendetta Cartel!
3. Newbie Manager MUST have the DESIRE to be an Active Member of the Vendetta
Cartel as a Tarantula Tribe trainee aka Probate; developing his/her managerial skills
under the mentorship of Hammer and the other VC members; thus proving themselves
worthy to become Vendetta Cartel Lieutenants in the Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe!
The Vendetta Cartel Tarantula Tribe lives by the Feud; thereby prospective
Probates are forewarned that membership guarantees instant Friends and instant
Enemies!
Any prospective Probates who 1.) seek to improve their managerial
insights/abilities under the counsel of Hammer and other Vendetta Cartel members 2.)
desire to be active members of an Active Alliance that WILL NOT Dissolve in a Few
Months; building lasting friendships while enjoying Feuding with Common Enemies 3.)
who enjoy sending their gladiators to Tournaments and would strive to see their
manager name listed among the TV and TC winners in the Mailer Tourney Newsletters as
a member of the Vendetta Cartel MUST DO THE FOLLOWING:
Send an Email to HammerDM@fastermail.com to introduce yourself and provide
Hammer with a short Bio of your managerial successes/failures and favorite/least
favorite fighting styles; with a listing of your active stable/stables for Hammer to
verify in the online newsletters.
Hammer will choose the 2 prospective Probates for membership in the Vendetta
Cartel Tarantula Tribe on the basis of who he decides will be most suited [to
Hammer's purposes as the T-Tribe Captain!] from among those responding to this All
Arena Ad on a first response/first acceptance or rejection basis!
-- Hammer; Vendetta Cartel Captain/WordSmith and WeaponSmith of the Vendetta
Cartel Tarantula Tribe
20 September 2004
Azereth has returned! I am the manager for Scarlet Blades in DM 25. I was a member
of the Crimson Alliance and the Crimson Brotherhood (which was composed of former CA
members). I've been out of the game for many (at least 5) years. I would like to
hear from anyone who remembers me, as well as any Alliance that is seeking to add
experienced managers to their roster. Contact me at:
Anthony Wells
600 W. Shore Dr.
Stanton, MI 48888
or by personal ads in DM 25.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
NOTFITTOEAT was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
HAVOC was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
CENTIPEDE handily defeated GIARDIA in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud match.
PUD lost to RHINOVIRUS in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gory Bloodfeud brawl.
IDUN was overpowered by YOUNG JOAN in a 2 minute mismatched Bloodfeud match.
MOUTHY MICROTONE was devastated by ZAXXON in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud duel.
PEG-LEG BOUCHARD devastated PADDY SWEENEY in a 1 minute Challenge Title match.
RAY D AYTOR unbelievably bested ALARIC in a 1 minute expert's Challenge fight.
STAPH. AUREUS viciously subdued FOOLISH FOLGERS in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
THRAKKLASH was overpowered by GALENA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MESMERIC FIEND was executed by CUBIC ZIRCONIUM in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
NERF THE SOFTY was savagely defeated by WYATT BURP in a 2 minute competition.
FREDDY FENDER was subdued by LUNA KNIGHT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
ANNE TENNA savagely defeated CONJUNCTIVITIS in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
CAM SHAFT won victory over CLEOPATRA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge bout.
HUB CAPP outwaited NJORD in a tiresome 16 minute bloody Challenge fray.
DOLTON MCGUILTY delivered the death blow upon LADY EMELITA in a 3 minute brawl.
EROTIC EEEK was subdued by LADY DOMINGA in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
DON CARNAGE was overpowered by REDWIND in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
DORKY DAROOHA was viciously butchered by NYALL BLOODGRIN in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
KOOKY KIEBITZ overpowered HARRY THE SNAKE in a 3 minute uneven Challenge fray.
BALDER was overcome by MAXIMUS DECIMUS in a exciting 4 minute gory veteran's contest.
DRAGON-FIRE was overpowered by MOONSHINE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SHAGUK defeated MYSTIC ZEALOT in a popular 5 minute brutal veteran's duel.
YIP AGAIN vanquished LADY BEATRIZ in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
LAVA RUNNER beat HENGIST in a 2 minute veteran's fray.
DRUNKEN DONUT outwaited LE NETTOYE' in a exciting 7 minute duel.
FUG was outlasted by PYRITE in a dull 15 minute expert's fight.
FROGGER savagely defeated LADY MARIA in a exciting 2 minute gory match.
MR. CHOMP CHOMP narrowly defeated ASHZAG in a 3 minute bout.
MOT beat NIGHTWIND in a 2 minute bout.
WASTELAND WARLORD handily defeated BAD MOON RISING in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LADY CONSOLACION vanquished STREET WISE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
CAESAR outlasted GRIM BLACKSMITH in a crowd pleasing 9 minute brutal match.
BLOODSTONE viciously subdued CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute brutal fight.
CARJACK demolished NAPOLEON in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
GOBLIN KING won victory over BULWYF REDHAMMER in a popular 1 minute gruesome bout.
SAILOR MOON overpowered MAGETA THE LION in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
POT HOLE was overcome by BLUNT ARROW in a 2 minute novice's duel.
LE GROS AUJALD was defeated by STREPTOCOCCUS in a 2 minute beginner's battle.
WINNING UG outwaited RAT WITH WINGS in a unpopular 23 minute novice's struggle.
MASOCHISTIC viciously subdued GHOST CHANT in a 2 minute bloody novice's conflict.
CLAIR BLUE HAIR overpowered CBA in a 1 minute uneven competition.
GALAXIAN handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 3 minute one-sided match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 14 WALL OF STEEL 59 - 37 - 3 61 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 12 STRIKING ATTACK 85 - 68 - 3 56 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 12 TOTAL PARRY 73 - 67 - 1 52 |
|WALL OF STEEL 9 AIMED BLOW 18 - 18 - 2 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 9 PARRY-LUNGE 23 - 24 - 1 49 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 SLASHING ATTACK 40 - 46 - 3 47 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 6 LUNGING ATTACK 63 - 75 - 6 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 36 - 47 - 2 43 |
|AIMED BLOW 5 BASHING ATTACK 56 - 80 - 6 41 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 PARRY-STRIKE 26 - 39 - 6 40 |
Turn 246 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 5 2 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 6 - 3 AIMED BLOW 2 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 3 2 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 3 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 8 2 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 6 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOTAL PARRY 7 - 7 1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK PEG-LEG BOUCHARD 3400 14 9 4 120 CANADIAN BACON (383)
LUNGING ATTACK RHINOVIRUS 3754 13 5 2 114 BAD GERMS (430)
PARRY-LUNGE MAXIMUS DECIMUS 3440 19 6 0 110 NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)
STRIKING ATTACK MOONSHINE 3936 11 6 1 106 LUNAE MILITES (387)
BASHING ATTACK YIP AGAIN 3512 18 15 2 89 THE PENTARCHY (397)
TOTAL PARRY SHAGUK 3966 12 4 0 86 LADZ OF LUGBURZ (444)
WALL OF STEEL CENTIPEDE 3980 8 6 0 85 CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
PARRY-RIPOSTE MYSTIC ZEALOT 3804 9 7 1 74 PRIMAL FURY (438)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is WYATT BURP 3531. The most popular warrior this turn
was GRIM BLACKSMITH 3961. The ten other most popular fighters were PUD 4036, BALDER
3778, LE NETTOYE' 4069, MAXIMUS DECIMUS 3440, FROGGER 3656, RHINOVIRUS 3754, MYSTIC
ZEALOT 3804, WYATT BURP 3531, NYALL BLOODGRIN 3963, and MR. CHOMP CHOMP 3620.
The least popular fighter this week was RAT WITH WINGS 4180. The other ten least
popular fighters were WINNING UG 4176, PYRITE 3991, HUB CAPP 4168, NJORD 4061, FUG
3815, DRUNKEN DONUT 3712, CBA 4187, GHOST CHANT 4184, POT HOLE 4147, and MAGETA THE
LION 4000.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
GALENA (28-3505) BOXOROX (396)
FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY XXXIII
PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
GRIM REAVER 1356 (176-100-3) 10 3 0 THE RED REAVERS
SABRE TOOTH 1193 (157-93-2) 3 3 0 THE RED REAVERS
CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MRS. BUTTERWORTH 1226 (79-87-5) 3 3 0 SUAVE ONCE LOVED ME
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
LOONY LATEKNIGHT 3529 (25-9-2) 3 3 0 IDIOTIC ICCERS
IDIOTIC INDIGO 3528 (26-8-0) 1 3 0 IDIOTIC ICCERS
TERRIBLE TOTOMAC 3569 (15-7-1) 0 3 0 IDIOTIC ICCERS
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CUBIC ZIRCONIUM 3777 (9-5-1) 4 3 0 BOXOROX
GALENA 3505 (15-11-0) 4 3 0 BOXOROX
SCUM REAVER 1434 (17-6-1) 3 3 0 THE RED REAVERS
STUPID SMILEY 3527 (21-11-0) 0 3 0 IDIOTIC ICCERS
CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
LAVA RUNNER 3864 (13-3-0) 5 3 0 PRIMAL FURY
MESMERIC FIEND 3801 (10-6-1) 4 3 0 PRIMAL FURY
RHINOVIRUS 3754 (10-5-1) 2 3 0 BAD GERMS
DRUNKEN DONUT 3712 (11-4-0) 1 3 0 UGLY URBAN ORCS
MYSTIC ZEALOT 3804 (8-6-1) 1 3 0 PRIMAL FURY
GIARDIA 3935 (9-5-0) 0 3 0 BAD GERMS
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
PYRITE 3991 (5-6-0) 2 3 0 BOXOROX
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
STREET WISE 4095 (3-1-1) 4 3 0 UGLY URBAN ORCS
BLOODSTONE 4050 (1-0-0) 0 3 0 BOXOROX
TYGER LILY HAMMER 4130 (2-1-0) 0 3 0 FLOWER HAMMERZ
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
HUB CAPP 4168 (0-0-0) 4 3 0 OTTO'S MECHANICS
KOOKY KIEBITZ 4167 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 IDIOTIC ICCERS