Date   : 10/15/2010    Duedate: 11/11/2010


DM-28    TURN-325

This Weeks Top Honors


(28-4641) [16-6-2,120]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

THE PENTARCHY (397)            MY GENERATION (533)
(28-4641) [16-6-2,120]         (28-4812) [4-0-0,33]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

THE PENTARCHY (397)            STEEL AND SILK (495)
(28-4629) [19-9-1,107]         (28-4698) [12-7-0,70]



Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. FLOWERED HAMMERZ (481)      50
2. DODGE BULLETS (126)         36      EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)
3. MY GENERATION (533)         31      Unchartered Team
4. STEEL AND SILK (495)        22
5. THE PENTARCHY (397)         21      MY GENERATION (533)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)     84  44  1 65.6   1/ 1 FORCE OF FIVE (524)      10  5 0
 2/ 1*MY GENERATION (533)       10   6  1 62.5   2/ 4 THE PENTARCHY (397)       8  5 0
 3/ 4 THE PENTARCHY (397)      392 241 11 61.9   3/ 7 DODGE BULLETS (126)       8  7 1
 4/ 3 FORCE OF FIVE (524)       52  32  2 61.9   4/ 2 SONS OF MARS (526)        7  8 2
 5/ 5 FLOWERED HAMMERZ (481)    78  62  7 55.7   5/ 5 FLOWERED HAMMERZ (481)    7  8 1
 6- 6 PHANTACITY (480)         128 112 10 53.3   6/ 3*MY GENERATION (533)       6  6 0
 7/ 8 DODGE BULLETS (126)      407 412 13 49.7   7/ 8 STEEL AND SILK (495)      6  9 1
 8/ 9 SONS OF MARS (526)        43  47  5 47.8   8/ 6 EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)     5  4 0
 9/10 STEEL AND SILK (495)     125 139  2 47.3   9- 9 PHANTACITY (480)          3  0 0
10/11 D'HARAN EMPIRE (513)      58  87  7 40.0  10/10 D'HARAN EMPIRE (513)      3 12 0
11/ 7*JESTER CROWD (532)         1   3  0 25.0  11/11*JESTER CROWD (532)        1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                              Shake Up in the Stable
                              by Hammer the WordSmith

   TO EVERYTHING there is a season, and a time for every matter or purpose under
heaven:  -- Ecclesiastes 3:1  Amplified Bible

     Hammer, GrimmDorr and ElGon the Half Elf were gathered together at the Flowered
Gardenz Morya Manor Estate on the Lake with the Sisters of the Sword and some members
of the Dwarfs Militia who had been hand picked by the veteran manager to embark on a
mission led by Venus Trap Hammer along with Black Rose Hammer.
     GimLee had finished filling the distribution orders for the appropriate flower
arrangements to be sent to the various stables whose gladiators had been slain, plus
to honor Dodge Bullets and Sons Of Mars for their recent successful blood feuds!
     "Things look much improved for my future wagering efforts with the promise of
this new recruit Blood Rose Hammer," ejaculated ElGon as he waved his arms excitedly
as he raved about the prospects of this much better replacement.  "Would you not
agree, GrimmDorr?"
     The Dwarven Gladiator Trainer scratched his beard thoughtfully and grunted a
half hearted agreement as he set a wary eye towards ElGon and raised an eyebrow
towards his friend Hammer.
     The veteran manager merely smiled and nodded his head ever so slightly.
     Hammer had more important things on his mind to discuss and was about to address
the issue at hand when his keen ears overheard the beginning of what was about to
explode into a small scale brawl between two of his gladiators.
     Soon the gathered party scattered in all directions to make room for the
brawling combatants as Hammer furrowed his brow and studied the unfolding situation
before giving the command for the Dwarfs Militia to seize the two combatants!
     "Never Mind Whose Fault This Is!" barked the veteran manager as the surprised
onlookers nervously awaited the fate of the two transgressors.  "Both of You Must
Fight in the Dark Arena to Atone for Your Sins of Raising Arms Against Your Fellow
Sister!  There is a Time and a Place for You to Fight Amongst Yourselves and This Is
Neither the Time Nor the Place for Such Blatant Infractions of the Sisterhood Rules!"
     Briar Stem Hammer and Stink Moss  Hammer hung their heads in shame as they
surrendered their bloodied blades to the assigned Dwarfs Militia members who escorted
them into house custody.
     Turning to the two Lady Protectors who were witness to this unfortunate incident
Hammer admonished, "Black Rose Hammer, you put on such a pathetic display by Torch
Light a few days ago I hardly think any advice you can give those two will spare
their lives!  You have ten minutes to speak to them to prepare your fellow Sisters
for the horror that awaits them!
     "Venus Trap Hammer you have thirty minutes to prepare your war party for the
mission that you must embark upon this very day!"
     Hammer strode over to the three remaining members of his current Flowered
Hammerz stable and looked them squarely in the eyes as he reached out and grabbed
Thorn Stem Hammer by the arm as gently as his present rage could muster.
     "Thorn Stem Hammer Is Now Your Leader!"
     The three Sisters gathered around the veteran manager and trembled as they
hugged one another and vowed to do Hammer proud upon the Morya Arena sands!
     Hammer softened his countenance and kissed each of his gladiators upon the
forehead as he dismissed them to go train and fulfill their vows to improve their
records upon the sands to restore the winning tradition of the Flowered Hammerz
     Then drawing GrimmDorr and ElGon aside the veteran manager whispered to his
friends, "The Butcher has found a way to transverse the dimensions... so we must all
be prepared to eliminate his minions... should they find their way to Morya!"

"May Your Blades Be Sharp and Your Wits Sharper!"

Minister of War
Crimson Crusader
Morya MadMan

            + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ At the Gate of Hell ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +

     Gladiators muttered as they concentrated, mantras that had helped them meditate
on the Isle, or curses when their minds wavered and they lost the focus,
encouragement and advice to themselves and each other.
     Uncle Wolf's mouth quirked.  "They'll do," he said.  He turned his full
attention back to the Door they had to close.
     Malcorn hadn't heard his comment.  He was running his hands up and down through
the air as though feeling along a wall that stood between them and the Doorway and
doing some muttering of his own.  He pressed against it with both hands and the full
weight of his big body, snapping out three words that crackled with power.  Nothing
visible happened.
     The old shaman adjusted his perceptions to "see" the wall.  Still no response to
Malcorn's efforts.  He sighed.  "If it was easy," he muttered, "it would need us to
do it."
     Malcorn smiled grimly.  "True."  He knocked on the wall of air.  "I think this
may be more in your line than mine."
     Wolf squinted.  "Some kind of elemental," he decided.  "Air elemental--wind?"
He laid his own hands on the invisible wall.  "No, too static.  Even when a wind
elemental stays in one place, it moves, spins."
     "Then I thank the gods it isn't one.  A tornado would do us no good at all,"
Malcorn said.
     "Mmm."  Wolf shifted his attention, feeling for any chink or facet of identity.
A tornado would have been easier to deal with, because it could have been identified.
Perhaps even torn from the control of whoever was guarding this Gate and then turned
     Heat blasted out of the unchanging air.  Both men jumped back, and Wolf cursed
softly, blowing on burned fingers.  "Heat waves," he gasped.  After a moment to get
himself back under full control, he added, "Partly heat waves.  Even that should show
     "It isn't the world we know," Malcorn said.  "So it may not follow any of the
rules we know."
     Wolf snorted.  "Going to teach me to suck eggs, boy?  The rules of the world,
no, of course they can't be counted on.  But elementals have their own rules, and
unless the entity causing this has the power of a god, the elements must perform
according to their natures."
     Malcorn took three long paces to the side, then looked back at the wall on a
slant.  "No heat-wave motion," he said.  "Not even a ripple."  He squinted.  "What if
it isn't an elemental, what if it's... a specialized demon of some kind?"
     "That would be... tricky."  The shaman looked at him.  "How can there be
'specialized' demons?"
     "I've heard of some breeding experiments."  Malcorn shrugged.  "The consensus
was that they couldn't possibly succeed, but no one actually knows.  And this might
be such an experiment.  Half demon, half elemental."
     "So what do we do about it?"  Wolf put his hands on his hips and glared at the
invisible wall.  "I can handle an elemental--probably.  A demon, only sometimes."
     "If our opponent is being creative, then we must be also."  Malcorn frowned.  "I
have an idea...."

     All five of the gladiators had managed at least some degree of light, but they
were finding it harder than they'd expected, and they hadn't expected it to be easy.
Math op Owain repeated his mantra yet again, trying to get past his embarrassment at
a lack-luster performance.  Each of the others *else* was glowing like a lantern, and
he was barely a candle, and a dim one at that.
     "Is it my imagination," Necroma asked, "or am I doing especially poorly here?
Maybe because I studied necromancy--"
     "You're doing great!" Blackwind said.  "It's me that is being a dim--"
     "Ah!"  Young Joan nodded.  "I see it now, each of us can only see outside our
own light--"
     "Like trying to see the backs of our own heads," Redfox broke in.  "We can see
the light from the others, but not our own.  Well, good, I thought I wasn't managing
to do this at all.  Thought I was going to let the rest of you down."
     Math looked toward the advancing shadows, now advancing more slowly.  But they
seemed denser, darker.  They even seemed to have a form of sorts, as though they
were... creatures composed entirely of shadow.  As though they had substance and were
obstacles that the light was flowing around as water flows around rocks.  His hand
tightened on the hilt of his sword, and he forced himself to relax and loosen the
grip; there isn't much you can do if you're gripping so hard your muscles are locked.
     A Shadow on the edge of the pack, it was hard to think of them as anything but
creatures now, rushed forward suddenly, elongating.  Its shape changed from upright
and vaguely man-like to leaping-wolf to a thick spear--aimed at Blackwind, who was on
the left end of the line the gladiators had formed.  The Malcornishman threw himself
down and to the side--to the left, leaving a gap between himself and his companions.
There'd been no other obvious way for him to go, Redfox was too close on his right,
just over arm's length away.  But two more Shadows followed the first, toward that
gap, and the one Blackwind had evaded doubled back on itself, returning to a wolf-
like shape that was mostly gaping jaws and fangs like dark daggers.

Near Vithicar:

     The spell didn't work.  Master Darque resisted the impulse to lash out at the
nearest person, his bodyguard Tyre.  To punish the non-responsible for the failure of
a spell was the mark of a minor magician; he would not stoop to that.  But it should
have worked.  It was such a *basic* scrying spell.  He had been using it for
centuries, he could cast the damned thing in his sleep.  This failure would have
driven a normal man to cursing, but he was always careful about that.  As a half-
demon, his curses had power, and a competent magician did not waste power.  Not
unless he was *really* angry.
     He knew what the problem was, of course.  That idiot down in Kurukar, messing
around with "dark powers."  As if any human could hope to control them!  Without a
heritage like his own, the powers would eat any fool who tried, and the sooner the
better.  Necromancy!  Master Darque's lip curled in a sneer.  It had its uses, he had
done a little in that line himself, but it was ultimately a minor magical art.
Inherently messy, as anything involving human nature would always be.
     He sighed, laid down the wand he had been using, and turned to look at Tyre.
The dwarf was expressionless, pointedly not paying attention to the spell-workings.
"We're going to have to do something about Kurukar," Master Darque said.
     Tyre brightened at the prospect of action.  "Good!  When?"

     Blackwind rolled, starting to come back to his feet, but the Shadow was too
fast.  As it pounced, its shape became less a wolf, more catlike, and claws like
scimitars extended from its feet.  It was too close for sword work, but he had his
dagger in his offhand and struck at it quickly.  No time to aim, but he should be
able to make it back off--
     The dagger met no resistance, which unbalanced him further, and he rolled again.
The Shadow fastened claws in his arm, his shoulder, raked his ribs.  His armor was no
more than wishful thinking against the assault, the claws were needles of deadly
cold.  His dagger fell from fingers too cold to keep a grip.  How was he supposed to
fight this thing?  His arm and shoulder were numb, and he was finding it hard to
     The Shadow was pouncing again.
     A shout.  A horizontal bar of light that swept above him, shattering the Shadow
when it struck.  "Light, not steel," Redfox panted.  "Can you get up?"
     "I think so."  Blackwind used his good hand to push himself to his feet, but it
was harder than it should have been.  He looked at his ribs and his arm, expecting to
see torn armor soaked with blood.  No tearing, no blood.  No feeling in his arm.
"They attack with cold...."  He shivered.
     "Make light," Redfox said again.  "That's all that stops them."
     Blackwind tried.  "Can't concentrate.  Too cold...."  He blinked, looking
around.  The other four gladiators were all glowing, more like blobs of light in the
shadowy valley than physical people.  Except that one of them was close to him and
BRIGHT, a pillar--  The Malcornishman reached out his good hand to that light, felt
Redfox grip it.  HOT.  But the heat was something he could concentrate on.  Something
he could use to drive back the shadows.
     He focused his mind, invoking light, calling on the warmth of human
companionship, felt warmth and life coming back into himself.  Blackwind realized he
had dropped his sword, but he didn't bend down to get it.  Wasn't sure he could get
back up again, for one thing, but right now, having the sword wouldn't help anyway.
     He and Redfox had become separated from the other three gladiators, but as long
as they stayed together themselves, Blackwind figured they could handle the Shadows.
They had to.

       * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ *

                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 327): DEAD LEE of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 324): TEZCATLIPOCA of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 322): LODEN NORVIS of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 278): MS D. MEENER of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 300): CALLOUS COURTNEY of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 294): MY SHADOW of KAOS (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 281): WHISTLIN DIXIE of DARQUE FORCES II (Master Darque)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 261): MADAM VENUSIA of SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 252): RED RED WINE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 228): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (?, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 229): DEATH SUCKS of BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 44): CONFESSION of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 227): JAVELIN of THE WEAPONS (Consortium, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 327): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 324): FORCE OF FIVE (?, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 322): MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 278): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 300): STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 293): LAND OF OZ (Oz the ALL-Succeeding, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 281): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 275): PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 261): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 252): VIRUS (?, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 228): BOMBS AWAY (?, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 229): MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 228): MONGOL HORDE (?, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 44): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 227): SPARF! et al (Crip, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 327): DEAD LEE of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 324): ANFERROUS of STEEL AND SILK (Michael Eldritch, mgr.)
              (turn 323): BLACK ROSE HAMMER of FLOWERED HAMMERZ (Hammer, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 322): LODEN NORVIS of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 277): KAHR, JACK of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 299): LADY WINTER of NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 294): MY SHADOW of KAOS (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 281): CASS DOLAN of MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 226): SIF of SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (Manager, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 228): SQUEEZE of BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     What a beautiful surprise!  I didn't even dream I could sit here, so I will
offer the drinks at Lady Fern's place and let someone else take the throne...


                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for MORYA.  The guys at DODGE BULLETS like 
really pulled together to get a 4-1-1 this turn, moving up by 4.  Cut this out and 
put it in your scrapbooks, THE PENTARCHY!  'Cause they got 3-1-0 and moved up to 2nd! 
MVP award for LIZARD?  FORCE OF FIVE's proud of him after beating WHITE BECT and 
getting 18 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  POP TARGET's match with GARROT cost 
him a loss of 11 points!  This Duelmaster is like something else!  TEZCATLIPOCA 
stopped VALERIAN dead in hers tracks!  I hear the top team insists all their warriors 
get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  The warriors of FORCE OF FIVE must be getting lonely. 
They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  Is there 
some deep dark secret why SONS OF MARS' been avoiding FORCE OF FIVE so much?  Or is 
it just that they're too scared?  Can STEEL AND SILK's PYRITE be more popular than 
me?  He was challenged the most, but is that really the same?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All MORYA ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  Pinch me, I must be dreaming!!!  ANFERROUS returns from the Dark 
Arena, maybe a "little upset" at his STEEL AND SILK teammates...  Like, who is this 
guy???  BRIAR STEM HAMMER gets sent to the Dark Arena, battles HIGH ELF, and returns 
to tell of it!!!  I bet FLOWERED HAMMERZ manager is surprised!  COLGATE SMILE really 
fought hard against PUBLIUS CLAUDIUS.  That'll teach SONS OF MARS not to go and kill 
any of MY GENERATION's guys again, huh!  Hey you guys, don't you think your families 
would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TEZCATLIPOCA 4641            16   6  2   120       THE PENTARCHY (397)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PATTE DE SAGUAR 4629         19   9  1   107       THE PENTARCHY (397)
 RENTAL CAR 4534              12  10  0    95       EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)
 SCARLET 4603                 16  13  0    94       D'HARAN EMPIRE (513)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CASCELLA 4659                13  10  0    85       D'HARAN EMPIRE (513)
 VALERIAN 4732                10   7  0    82       STEEL AND SILK (495)
 CHANDALEN 4602                9  20  4    82       D'HARAN EMPIRE (513)
 BOOMERANG 4696               13   3  0    72       FORCE OF FIVE (524)
 PYRITE 4698                  12   7  0    70       STEEL AND SILK (495)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VRTOGLAVA 4684               10   4  0    66       PHANTACITY (480)
 MADELINE 4710                 8  12  0    64       DODGE BULLETS (126)
-PIPNI 4747                    6   1  1    63       PHANTACITY (480)
 THORN STEM HAMMER 4500        9  12  1    61       FLOWERED HAMMERZ (481)
 POSTAGE 4750                 10   4  1    60       EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LIZARD 4693                  10   7  0    60       FORCE OF FIVE (524)
 CINCINNATUS 4706             11   7  0    59       SONS OF MARS (526)
 BRIAR STEM HAMMER 4481        9  15  1    57       FLOWERED HAMMERZ (481)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLOUDRIDER 4734              12   5  0    55       DODGE BULLETS (126)
 WHITE BECT 4645              11   9  0    54       THE PENTARCHY (397)
 JENNSEN 4604                 10  19  1    54       D'HARAN EMPIRE (513)
 SABRETOOTH 4692              11   6  1    46       FORCE OF FIVE (524)
 JUGGERNAUT 4694              10   7  1    45       FORCE OF FIVE (524)
 PORCUPINE 4717                8   8  0    41       FORCE OF FIVE (524)
 POISON IVY HAMMER 4543        7   7  0    36       FLOWERED HAMMERZ (481)
-TAXES 4795                    3   0  0    36       EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COLGATE SMILE 4812            4   0  0    33       MY GENERATION (533)
 LILY OF SARMATIA 4775         5   4  0    31       DODGE BULLETS (126)
 LUCIUS SULLA 4733             6   9  0    27       SONS OF MARS (526)
 PUBLIUS CLAUDIUS 4811         3   2  1    24       SONS OF MARS (526)
 FUNKY CHICKEN 4816            3   1  0    24       MY GENERATION (533)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THERIAULT 4751                4   8  1    21       D'HARAN EMPIRE (513)
 NUMIDICUS 4818                2   1  1    18       SONS OF MARS (526)
 GARROT 4777                   1   6  0    18       STEEL AND SILK (495)
 BLOOD ROSE HAMMER 4832        1   0  0    18       FLOWERED HAMMERZ (481)
-SHUPALJ 4800                  2   2  0    17       PHANTACITY (480)
-BRZ 4801                      3   1  0    15       PHANTACITY (480)
 GOPHER BROKE 4821             2   1  1    13       DODGE BULLETS (126)
-BOCNI 4797                    3   1  0    11       PHANTACITY (480)
 MARCUS MARCELLUS 4810         3   2  0    11       SONS OF MARS (526)
 MANGOUSTE 4820                1   2  0    11       THE PENTARCHY (397)
-ACCRUED INTEREST 4796         1   2  0     9       EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)
 POP TARGET 4817               1   3  0     7       DODGE BULLETS (126)
 TORDEK 4806                   1   1  0     4       JESTER CROWD (532)
-ROSLYNN 4803                  0   1  0     1       JESTER CROWD (532)
 GWYNN 4804                    0   1  0     1       JESTER CROWD (532)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HIGH ELF                0  0 0 DARK ARENA           BRIAR STEM HAMME 4481 325  NONE
STONEWALKER 4735        5  8 0 DODGE BULLETS 126    THERIAULT 4751        321  JUST REVENGED
GRATUITY 4776           0  2 0 EXPENSE ACCOUNT 506  NUMIDICUS 4818        325   
ELECTRIC BOOGALO 4813   1  3 0 MY GENERATION 533    GOPHER BROKE 4821     325   
PROTA POTTY 4826        0  1 0 MY GENERATION 533    SHEWISH GIANT         325  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Lucius Salla -- Tsk, tsk.  You weren't trying to get out of taxes, were you?  Thanks
for the contribution. -- Taxes, Expense Accounts

Cascalla -- Well, now, that was clearly a mistake and stupid challenge on my part.
May all your mail be lost forever and ever. -- Postage, Expense Accounts

Tezcatlipoca -- What the heck?  I had to try. -- Rental Car, Expense Accounts (having
the many dings repaired)

Congratulations to Tezcatlipoca, a fine Morya Duelmaster. -- Finance Manager

"Raising eyebrows over your lengthy discourses", are they, Hammer?  Tsk, tsk.  Some
managers will complain about anything.  Keep up the good work. -- Finance Manager

Pyrite -- You are misled if you think that you could lick me with a little foresi.
Perhaps with a little tongue, however? -- Postage

All -- May all your books balance. -- Finance Manager

Anferrous -- I need to start skipping th first couple minutes.  Seems I always get a
good head shot after I'm tired. -- Chandalen

Cincinnatus -- Keep pushing and I'm going to throw you in the oven and make cinnamon
bread out of you! -- Jennsen

Postage -- Didn't you know those forever stamps would be the cause of you always
being scraped off the bottom of my shoes! -- Cascella

Pop Target -- So much for just standing there and seeing if I pass or fail! --

White Bect -- Ah!  I knew there was a crack in that stable somewhere! -- Scarlet

Tez -- congratulations on the throne.  We hope to get the chance to try to knock you
off it real soon. -- D'Haran Empire

Congratulations Anferrous on leaving! -- Lord Rahl and D'Haran Empire

Yep, Hammer, our guys should grow and get better together... may the best win and
thrive! -- LP

Chandalen -- I really hate fighting like that, but I guess I need to get used to it.
*sigh* -- Anferrous

Lizard -- Cold-blooded, eh? -- Pyrite

Funky Chicken -- Just when I think I've gotten the hang of this... what! -- Garrot
P.S.  It's my favorite style too, Poison Ivy.  Just wish I could get the knack of it.
*wry grin*

Patte De Saguar -- Tis ain't over, Harkeny.  Not by a long shot. -- Valerian,
slightly miffed

All -- Okay, congrats to Tezcatlipoca and the Pentarchy with the throne.  Hammer,
you're as lively as ever, I see. *smile*  As for my first TP grad... 5(7)-12(13)-16-
14(15)-19(21)-5(6)-13(15); good end; very low, very low, medium shield, defense
skills.  *sigh*  I did not run him in this manner, but a few times.  Ad ex attack,
parry and defense.  Not what I was hoping for, but we'll see how it works out.  Luck
everyone. -- Michael Eldritch

Jennsen -- You said you wanted a rematch, so I obliged you.  Twice I have broken my
weapon upon you and twice I have prevailed.  The Fates have spoken. -- Cincinnatus

My Generation -- Revenge is sweet. -- Publius Claudius

Taxes -- I suppose even a counsul such as myself must pay his taxes. -- Lucius Sulla

Cloudrider -- I am a Roman!  The Commission is in error. -- Cincinnatus

Lily of Sarmatia -- Now that was fun!  And the crowd seemed pleased! -- Colgate Smile

Publius Claudius -- Wow!  I didn't know you were playing for keeps!  I guess live by
the sword, die by the sword. -- Ghost of Paintball Junky

Tordek -- Man o' mighty, but can you take a hit!  At least it's good to know that I
can last that long!  See you in a few, and maybe the result will be different. --
Electric Boogaloo

Garrot -- Never count me out!  I always have that puncher's chance! -- Funky Chicken

Finance Manager -- That WAS a great dinner in Orlando!  Maybe we'll have another one
in Tempe. -- Storm Lord

Morya Maniacs -- Due to an unfortunate incident in the Flowered Hammerz stable Stink
Moss Hammer and Briar Stem Hammer must fight by Torch Light to atone for their sins!
-- Hammer the Morya MadMan

To Whoever will listen -- Uuuuhhh... It Not My Faultt... No Mercy for Me! -- Stink
Moss Hammer

To My Fine Opponents -- It was My Fault...  No Mercy for Me Either! -- Briar Stem

Gopher Broke and Boomerang -- No More Easy Wins Courtesy of My Stable! -- Hammer

Morya Maniacs -- Blood Rose Hammer is a Keeper! -- Hammer

Minions of Morya -- Thanks for all the Wins and Losses that Developed My Character!
Shewish Giant cost me the opportunity to lead Venus Trap Hammer and the Dwarfs
Militia! -- Lady Protector Black Rose Hammer (19-9-2)

Finance Manager and His Expense Accounts -- Graduation Congratulations Received and
Appreciated Kind Sir! -- Lady Protector Black Rose Hammer

Cascella -- May You Survive to Graduate! -- Lady Protector Venus Trap Hammer

Michael Eldritch -- Thank You for My Achievement Congratulations! -- Lady Protector
Black Rose Hammer

Jorja and Dodge Bullets -- Thanks for the Congrats! -- Lady Protector Black Rose
Hammer (Who Only Killed Twice!)
P.S.  Hammer appreciates the New Spot you wrote last issue!

Cloudrider -- Our encounter has made me Blood Thirstty! -- Thorn Stem Hammer the
Newly Anointed Leader of the Sisters of the Sword

Numidicus -- The Random Matchup was a Bit Unkind to You!  At Least You Learned Some
Skills! -- Poison Ivy Hammer

Tezcatlipoca -- Congratulations for Attaining the Morya Arena Throne! -- Hammer and
Flowered Hammerz

Lord Protector Anferrous -- Congratulations for Gaining Your New Title and Graduation
Notice! -- Hammer and Flowered Hammerz

Morya Maniacs -- New Blood is Entering Morya Arena! -- Hammer the Morya MadMan

Minions of Morya -- I have begun my training to hopefully one day lead my Sisters of
the Sword and attain the Morya Arena Throne!  Beware My Blade! -- Blood Rose Hammer

Thorn Stem Hamm -- Bah.  Those look more like lichens than thorns. -- Cloudrider

Sabertooth -- I bet your dental bill is a bank-breaker. -- Madeline

Theirault -- Well, thanks, young feller.  Jorja did say to me, "Pop," she said,
"sooer or later things will turn around.  You be ready."  And they did, and
surprisingly enough, I was. -- Pop Target

Colgate Smile -- Cheese louise, everyone's flashing teeth at us! -- Lily of Sarmatia

Stink Moss Hamm -- Phew!  Baking soda, that's the thing. -- Gopher Broke

Our congratulations to Anferrous. -- Jorja and the Bullet Dodgers

27 September 10
Note -- We are still looking for additional teams in Arvat, DM 32.  I still have a
number of good team rollups available FREE for whoever wants one.
     Contact the Devil Advocates ASAP to join the fun!  You can either reach me by
diplo or on the RSI site.
     Also, whoever sent me the diplo with no name on it requesting a rollup /
information on how to get into Arvat, I'm embarassed to admit that the diplo slipped
out of my folder and was lost.  Please just send me another one with your mailing
address and I'll get a rollup to you ASAP.  Sorry about that!

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ANFERROUS viciously butchered SHEWISH GIANT in a 5 minute Dark Arena fight.
BRIAR STEM HAMMER killed HIGH ELF in a 3 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
STINK MOSS HAMMER was slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
BLIND IMPULSE was dealt death by SLAUGHTER PRIEST in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
PROTA POTTY was slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
COLGATE SMILE bested PUBLIUS CLAUDIUS in a 1 minute novice's Bloodfeud duel.
CHANDALEN was bested by RENTAL CAR in a 1 minute master's Challenge match.
THORN STEM HAMMER was overcome by BOOMERANG in a 5 minute Challenge melee.
JENNSEN was viciously subdued by PYRITE in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
POISON IVY HAMMER savagely defeated LUCIUS SULLA in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
GARROT beat POP TARGET in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
ELECTRIC BOOGALOO was killed by GOPHER BROKE in a 2 minute amateur's Challenge match.
TEZCATLIPOCA devastated VALERIAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Title battle.
PATTE DE SAGUAR overpowered CASCELLA in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SCARLET overpowered CINCINNATUS in a action packed 1 minute uneven struggle.
WHITE BECT was savagely defeated by LIZARD in a 2 minute bloody brawl.
POSTAGE bested JUGGERNAUT in a 5 minute fight.
SABRETOOTH was overpowered by MADELINE in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
PORCUPINE was savagely defeated by CLOUDRIDER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict.
LILY OF SARMATIA overpowered THERIAULT in a exciting 3 minute gory uneven fight.
TORDEK was handily defeated by FUNKY CHICKEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
MARCUS MARCELLUS was savagely defeated by BLOOD ROSE HAMMER in a 2 minute fight.
GRATUITY was executed by NUMIDICUS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MANGOUSTE overpowered GWYNN in a 2 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         PARRY-STRIKE      21 -  11 -  1      66  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         SLASHING ATTACK   37 -  28 -  3      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         TOTAL PARRY       17 -  16 -  2      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         LUNGING ATTACK    40 -  39 -  0      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     16 -  17 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         AIMED BLOW        14 -  17 -  2      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         BASHING ATTACK    25 -  32 -  2      44  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         STRIKING ATTACK   20 -  26 -  2      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         WALL OF STEEL     12 -  17 -  1      41  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   9 -  1      40  |

Turn 325 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  4         3  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  3         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  5         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  3     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   TEZCATLIPOCA 4641          16   6  2  120 THE PENTARCHY (397)
PARRY-STRIKE     PATTE DE SAGUAR 4629       19   9  1  107 THE PENTARCHY (397)
STRIKING ATTACK  RENTAL CAR 4534            12  10  0   95 EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)
SLASHING ATTACK  SCARLET 4603               16  13  0   94 D'HARAN EMPIRE (513)
BASHING ATTACK   CASCELLA 4659              13  10  0   85 D'HARAN EMPIRE (513)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    BOOMERANG 4696             13   3  0   72 FORCE OF FIVE (524)
TOTAL PARRY      POSTAGE 4750               10   4  1   60 EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PATTE DE SAGUAR 4629.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was PYRITE 4698.  The ten other most popular fighters were BOOMERANG 4696, 

The least popular fighter this week was GWYNN 4804.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were GRATUITY 4776, MARCUS MARCELLUS 4810, POSTAGE 4750, CINCINNATUS 4706, 
and TORDEK 4806.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn: