DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/25/2012    Duedate: 06/21/2012

MORYA ARENA

DM-28    TURN-346

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

COLGATE SMILE
MY GENERATION (533)
(28-4812) [14-2-0,116]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

COLGATE SMILE                  TODD MAYES
MY GENERATION (533)            BIZARRO SQUAD (537)
(28-4812) [14-2-0,116]         (28-4883) [4-3-2,37]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MADELINE                       BRZ
DODGE BULLETS (126)            PHANTACITY (480)
(28-4710) [20-21-0,95]         (28-4801) [8-4-0,66]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE PENTARCHY (397)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE PENTARCHY (397)         41
2. DODGE BULLETS (126)         31      THE PENTARCHY (397)
3. DREW'S BOYS (428)           16      Unchartered Team
4. MY GENERATION (533)         13
5. BIZARRO SQUAD (537)         13      BIZARRO SQUAD (537)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)    128  73  4 63.7   1/ 3 THE PENTARCHY (397)       9  1 0
 2/ 2 THE PENTARCHY (397)      428 257 13 62.5   2/ 1 PHANTACITY (480)          9  6 0
 3/ 3 MY GENERATION (533)       43  28  1 60.6   3/ 2 DREW'S BOYS (428)         6  4 0
 4- 4*MAYHEMS MINIONS (540)     11   9  2 55.0   4/ 8 DODGE BULLETS (126)       6  9 0
 5/ 6 DREW'S BOYS (428)         27  23  1 54.0   5/ 9 LORD OF DISCIPLINE (543)  5  5 0
 6/ 5 PHANTACITY (480)         150 128 11 54.0   6/ 7 ZODIAC (536)              4 10 0
 7/ 8 DODGE BULLETS (126)      461 463 14 49.9   7- 4*MAYHEMS MINIONS (540)     3  2 1
 8/ 7 LORD OF DISCIPLINE (543) 187 189 11 49.7   8- 5 STEEL AND SILK (495)      3  2 0
 9- 9 STEEL AND SILK (495)     163 186  5 46.7   9/10 MY GENERATION (533)       3  3 0
10/10 ZODIAC (536)              30  38  0 44.1  10/11*BIZARRO SQUAD (537)       3  4 1
11/11*BIZARRO SQUAD (537)        8  17  2 32.0  11- 6 EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)     2  6 0
12/ 0*DRACONIAN DOGS (525)       0   1  0  0.0  12/ 0*DRACONIAN DOGS (525)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 348): PENNY of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 345): COLGATE SMILE of MY GENERATION (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 342): XANDAR of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 299): ASQUITH of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 321): MINI DRIVER of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 315): SPAWN of FANTASTIC FIVE (?, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 302): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 296): SAVAGE SNOWBALL of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 280): TONG PAK FU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 273): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 248): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 250): FILING FEE of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 250): BOOB of PALINDROMES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 65): BERTHOLD of SUDDENLY, THE VAN (She-Puppy, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 248): MAD CAT of INSP GADGETS MINIONS (The Mun, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 348): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 345): PHANTACITY (Omega, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 342): AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 299): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 321): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 315): VEGAN CANNIBALS (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 302): LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 296): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 280): KIWI CONNECTION II (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 273): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 249): WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 250): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 250): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 65): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 248): SPARF! et al (Crip, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 346): NORM QUESHA of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 298): FALLON GRIMM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 321): JOSIE WALES of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 302): RED ALERT of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 295): AREOPOLITE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 273): G W BUSH of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 248): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                 (turn 248): DIANGELIQUE of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 249): LOUIE MURH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 249): PANAMA OATES of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 65): BERTHOLD of SUDDENLY, THE VAN (She-Puppy, mgr.)
                   (turn 64): VODI of OLLIS HEROES (Omega, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Hello all, to the good city of Morya!  It is I, your arena champion.  And what a
view it is from the throne!  I can get used to this...the purple robes, the crowds
adulation, the envious <cut off by hal, possibly out of envy>

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, Warriors of MORYA.  Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to give 
you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport.  PHANTACITY?  Who?  THE 
PENTARCHY is the top team these days, buddies!  He who laughs last didn't get the 
joke.  Speaking of laughing at jokes, observe EXPENSE ACCOUNT.  Last week they got 
0-0-0 to drop by 5!  What's a move up by 4 you ask?  (alright, maybe you didn't ask)  
Cause for celebration, according to DODGE BULLETS.  Practice pays for TEDDY BEAR, who 
pummelled THE INFLUENCER, to pocket 17 points.  THE PREY certainly had a baffled 
expression on hers face, after losing to ZTL and losing 14 points in the process!  
Well, Duelmaster COLGATE SMILE challenged PHANTACITY's VRTOGLAVA.  Is a 13-2-0 good 
enough?  COLGATE SMILE successfully staved off a grab for the roses by VRTOGLAVA of 
PHANTACITY.  Does MORYA have no one talented enough to dethrone her?  Word has it one 
team in MORYA is taking speech lessons to try to bore their opponent to death.  I'll 
bet it works.   
     And how sociable are MORYA's warriors?  Come, let us see.  Like a horde of 
jackals fleeing from the lion, so did the "warriors" in MORYA avoid EXPENSE ACCOUNT.  
As a woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of THE PENTARCHY, so did that sorry 
team shy from EXPENSE ACCOUNT Is it charming personality?  Conversational abilities?  
Good oral hygiene?  Whatever it is, BRZ is the most challenged warrior.   
     Is there life after death?  Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after 
life!  Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the 
arena.  A certain tavern in MORYA would I avoid!   
     Do not think spyreporting in MORYA is the highlight of my life.  My fingers tire 
and I fear my incessant prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable 
character.  Do not despair!  I shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COLGATE SMILE 4812           14   2  0   116       MY GENERATION (533)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TAXES 4795                   14   3  0   125       EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)
 MADELINE 4710                20  21  0    95       DODGE BULLETS (126)
 VRTOGLAVA 4684               15   7  0    92       PHANTACITY (480)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SPIDER 4840                   7   9  1    90       STEEL AND SILK (495)
-POSTAGE 4750                 22  11  1    78       EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)
 LILY OF SARMATIA 4775        17  13  0    76       DODGE BULLETS (126)
 GOUM 4844                     7   4  1    74       THE PENTARCHY (397)
-GARROT 4777                   8  16  0    69       STEEL AND SILK (495)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BRZ 4801                      8   4  0    66       PHANTACITY (480)
 DIAPER BAG 3728               6   6  0    60       DREW'S BOYS (428)
 BRONCHITE 4870                5   0  0    58       THE PENTARCHY (397)
 TEDDY BEAR 3730               6   4  0    57       DREW'S BOYS (428)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GOPHER BROKE 4821            12  12  1    55       DODGE BULLETS (126)
 POP TARGET 4817              12  13  0    54       DODGE BULLETS (126)
-CAPEX 4833                    9   5  3    54       EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)
 MR BOOK 3731                  7   5  0    50       DREW'S BOYS (428)
 THE INFLUENCER 4938           6   8  0    48       LORD OF DISCIPLINE (543)
 FUNKY CHICKEN 4816           10   8  0    40       MY GENERATION (533)
-HONG KONG FOOEY 4834          8   4  0    39       MY GENERATION (533)
 TODD MAYES 4883               4   3  2    37       BIZARRO SQUAD (537)
 GERADE STREIK 4942            6  12  0    34       LORD OF DISCIPLINE (543)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUNET 4899                    5   2  1    34       PHANTACITY (480)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOCNI 4797                    6   5  0    33       PHANTACITY (480)
-ACCRUED INTEREST 4796         6   6  0    29       EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)
 SHUPALJ 4800                  6   6  0    27       PHANTACITY (480)
-BOMBYCINUS MORS 4879          5   5  1    27       STEEL AND SILK (495)
-KEY 4904                      4   0  1    27       MAYHEMS MINIONS (540)
-ANNA KARENINA 4903            4   2  0    27       STEEL AND SILK (495)
 CASANOVA 4886                 3   3  0    27       BIZARRO SQUAD (537)
 ARA 4901                      2   6  0    27       ZODIAC (536)
 COR 4873                      6   8  0    26       ZODIAC (536)
 TETE DE LARD 4876             3   3  0    25       THE PENTARCHY (397)
 ZTL 4891                      2   0  0    25       THE PENTARCHY (397)
-BINKY 4495                    3   2  0    24       DREW'S BOYS (428)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SOFTWARE 4878                 3   8  0    21       EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)
-I'M JUST A BILL 4815          3   2  0    21       MY GENERATION (533)
-GEE 4905                      3   1  1    18       MAYHEMS MINIONS (540)
 MERCURY 4974                  2   0  0    15       ZODIAC (536)
-ARTELIA 4906                  2   2  0    13       MAYHEMS MINIONS (540)
 PSYCHO DAD 4931               2   0  0    12       LORD OF DISCIPLINE (543)
 KOROSHIYA ICHI 4976           1   0  0    11       LORD OF DISCIPLINE (543)
 PHONEBOOTH CHANGE 4909        1   3  0    10       MY GENERATION (533)
-TOBY 4908                     1   3  0     6       MAYHEMS MINIONS (540)
-ALEXIS 4907                   1   3  0     6       MAYHEMS MINIONS (540)
 JUPITER 4926                  1   2  0     5       ZODIAC (536)
 THE PREY 4930                 1   1  0     4       LORD OF DISCIPLINE (543)
-TUNGSTEN 4918                 0   2  0     2       STEEL AND SILK (495)
 MARS 4925                     0   2  0     2       ZODIAC (536)
 SUMMER THUNDER 4975           0   2  0     2       DODGE BULLETS (126)
 RANDALL MAYES 4927            0   1  0     1       BIZARRO SQUAD (537)
 ROGER MAYES 4915              0   1  0     1       BIZARRO SQUAD (537)
 HOUND 4702                    0   1  0     1       DRACONIAN DOGS (525)
 OLAF R. BIZARRO 4928          0   1  0     1       BIZARRO SQUAD (537)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
AUTUMN LEAVES 4889      5  5 1 DODGE BULLETS 126    TODD MAYES 4883       344   
BOTTLE BOY 3727         4  3 1 DREW'S BOYS 428      SPIDER 4840           343   
MERCURY 4917            0  1 0 ZODIAC 536           GEE 4905              344   
NORMA 4871              5  6 0 ZODIAC 536           SUNET 4899            343  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

LP -- A few years back, The Consortium graduated a 21-0 slasher in a then active
arena.  It is done on rare occasions. -- Finance Manager

Congrats and kudos to Duelmaster Colgate Smile. -- Finance Manager and The Expense
Accounts

Bronchite -- Wow!  Well fought, youngster!  And nicely done!  Woe to me. -- Accrued
Interest

Vrtoglava -- Sure, sure.  Get me while I am down and waiting on Congress to act.  Did
you have insider info? -- Postage

Goum -- You were too much for me.  Kudos to you and your boss. -- Capex

Tungsten -- Thank goodness there is someone out there less hot than me!  Yes! --
Software

It was not intentional, but we had the luck to cut down our expenses! -- Le Pentarque

Sorry, Capex, I am ridiculously stupid... -- Goum

Nicely done again, Taxes! -- LP

Welcome to the fearsome Lord of Discipline! -- LP

Jorja -- Wow...  That was an amazing battle between your Autumn and my Todd.  He was
not seeking the kill (KD 5).  Four of Autumn's five wins came from my squad.  She was
a wonderful gladiator, person, teacher (five skills), and friend.  You may remember I
once offered her a place as a gladiator in my stables.  Damn...  I'm going to miss
her.  She had become our favorite match.  To Wee-Jar she goes, with my prayers.  Good
luck to you, Autumn of Leaves, may you find happiness in the afterlife and through
rebirth. -- Charlie Rankin

Dodge Bullets -- I'm so very sorry.  Please come to Bizarro's tavern tonight so we
may toast the life of Autumn with the best wine and ale in all Morya.  Of course,
this is on me. -- Todd Mayes

We salute the tourney participants. -- Jorja and the Dodge Bullets crew

Finance Manager -- Darn straight we overspent!  It's easy when your income is smaller
than your essential outgo. -- Jorja

Postage -- Yeah, I know.  You're going to shut down the Saturday mail, aren't you? --
Madeline

Colgate Smile -- More of a smirk, if you ask me. -- Madeline, straight from a session
with the dentist
P.S.  But if you've been drinking your bathwater, much is explained.

Garrot -- Go back to your attic! -- Gopher Broke

Spider -- I'll face a charging Varangian without hesitation, but I don't "do"
spiders. -- Lily of Sarmatia

The Influencer -- I knew I shouldn't keep reading stuff on the internet. -- Pop
Target

Mercury -- You're zodiacal?  I thought you were planetary. -- Summer Thunder

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MARS was devastated by SUNET in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud fight.
COLGATE SMILE subdued VRTOGLAVA in a 2 minute gory veteran's Challenge Title melee.
GOUM won victory over BRZ in a crowd pleasing 6 minute Challenge brawl.
BOCNI was overpowered by BRONCHITE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
GERADE STREIK was devastated by GOPHER BROKE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
TODD MAYES defeated ARA in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
SHUPALJ beat COR in a unpopular 6 minute Challenge brawl.
PHONEBOOTH CHANGE savagely defeated JUPITER in a 1 minute beginner's Challenge melee.
MADELINE vanquished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
LILY OF SARMATIA vanquished MR BOOK in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE INFLUENCER was overcome by TEDDY BEAR in a popular 1 minute bout.
DIAPER BAG subdued FUNKY CHICKEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
POP TARGET handily defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
TETE DE LARD subdued CULT MEMBER in a 2 minute brawl.
CASANOVA overpowered SUMMER THUNDER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
ZTL overpowered THE PREY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MERCURY bested RANDALL MAYES in a exciting 3 minute bloody beginner's duel.
PSYCHO DAD bested ROGER MAYES in a 5 minute novice's brawl.
OLAF R. BIZARRO was overpowered by KOROSHIYA ICHI in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HOUND was beaten by MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute bloody novice's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         TOTAL PARRY       18 -  11 -  0      62  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  12 -  1      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         STRIKING ATTACK   35 -  27 -  2      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         WALL OF STEEL     31 -  28 -  4      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    30 -  28 -  0      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        19 -  23 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         BASHING ATTACK    20 -  27 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  12 -  0      29  |

Turn 346 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        3 -  0     AIMED BLOW         2 -  3         3  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  3                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    COLGATE SMILE 4812         14   2  0  116 MY GENERATION (533)
STRIKING ATTACK  LILY OF SARMATIA 4775      17  13  0   76 DODGE BULLETS (126)
TOTAL PARRY      GOUM 4844                   7   4  1   74 THE PENTARCHY (397)
LUNGING ATTACK   BRZ 4801                    8   4  0   66 PHANTACITY (480)
BASHING ATTACK   BRONCHITE 4870              5   0  0   58 THE PENTARCHY (397)
PARRY-LUNGE      MR BOOK 3731                7   5  0   50 DREW'S BOYS (428)
SLASHING ATTACK  FUNKY CHICKEN 4816         10   8  0   40 MY GENERATION (533)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MADELINE 4710.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BRZ 4801.  The ten other most popular fighters were MERCURY 4974, SUNET 4899, 
VRTOGLAVA 4684, MADELINE 4710, COLGATE SMILE 4812, BRONCHITE 4870, PHONEBOOTH CHANGE 
4909, LILY OF SARMATIA 4775, TEDDY BEAR 3730, and DIAPER BAG 3728.

The least popular fighter this week was SHUPALJ 4800.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were PSYCHO DAD 4931, GOUM 4844, OLAF R. BIZARRO 4928, THE PREY 4930, SUMMER 
THUNDER 4975, JUPITER 4926, COR 4873, GERADE STREIK 4942, BOCNI 4797, and HOUND 4702.