DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/07/2012    Duedate: 01/03/2013

MORYA ARENA

DM-28    TURN-353

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

POP TARGET
DODGE BULLETS (126)
(28-4817) [17-15-0,91]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POP TARGET                     TIGRESS
DODGE BULLETS (126)            THE WOLF PACK (546)
(28-4817) [17-15-0,91]         (28-4990) [4-1-0,43]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LILY OF SARMATIA               MARY MEI
DODGE BULLETS (126)            DODGE BULLETS (126)
(28-4775) [20-17-0,85]         (28-5016) [3-0-0,37]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DODGE BULLETS (126)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE WOLF PACK (546)         46
2. DODGE BULLETS (126)         37      EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)
3. MY GENERATION (533)         28      Unchartered Team
4. LORD OF DISCIPLINE (543)    21
5. BASH BROS BODY (541)        12      BASH BROS BODY (541)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*BASH BROS BODY (541)       6   0  0  100   1/ 3 DODGE BULLETS (126)       9  6 0
 2/ 2 EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)    141  85  4 62.4   2/ 5 LORD OF DISCIPLINE (543)  7  6 1
 3/ 4 MY GENERATION (533)       51  31  2 62.2   3/ 2*THE WOLF PACK (546)       7  6 0
 4- 3 THE PENTARCHY (397)      434 264 13 62.2   4/ 4 ZODIAC (536)              7  8 0
 5/ 5*THE WOLF PACK (546)       14   9  0 60.9   5/ 6*BASH BROS BODY (541)      6  0 0
 6/ 6 DODGE BULLETS (126)      480 479 14 50.1   6/ 1 EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)     5  6 0
 7/ 7 LORD OF DISCIPLINE (543) 204 205 13 49.9   7/ 8 MY GENERATION (533)       3  1 0
 8- 8 STEEL AND SILK (495)     170 194  6 46.7   8/ 7*PHEBIOUS (548)            3 11 0
 9/ 9 ZODIAC (536)              47  56  1 45.6   9-10 STEEL AND SILK (495)      2  3 0
10-10 THE DEATH LORDS (507)     32  40  0 44.4  10- 9 THE DEATH LORDS (507)     1  0 0
11/11*PHEBIOUS (548)             6  13  1 31.6  11-13 THE PENTARCHY (397)       1  2 0
12/12 BIZARRO SQUAD (537)       11  26  2 29.7  12/12 BIZARRO SQUAD (537)       1  2 0
13-13*CARESS OF STEEL (549)      2   7  1 22.2  13-11*CARESS OF STEEL (549)     0  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 355): PORT-A-FORTRESS of THE CHOSEN (? , mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 352): POSTAGE of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 350): BUMBLE of BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 305): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 328): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 322): WILHELM SCREAM of OTTODROME TW (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 309): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 303): JASMIN of JADE WARRIORS (Brandon Massingale, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 287): HARAZIM KOREH of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 280): INUYASHA of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 256): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 257): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 257): JEROME BETTIS of SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 72): LIFE SCOUT of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 255): THE REFEREE of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 355): MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 352): EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 350): MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 305): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 328): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 322): FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 309): LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 303): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 287): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 280): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 256): NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 257): MONGREL HORDE (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 257): SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 72): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 255): SPARF! et al (Crip, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 351): MADELINE of DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 350): BUMBLE of BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
                               XANDAR of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 305): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 327): SAPPHIRA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 322): WILHELM SCREAM of OTTODROME TW (Otto X, mgr.)
                   (turn 321): BIG MAC of FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 303): JASMIN of JADE WARRIORS (Brandon Massingale, mgr.)
                            LI KUI of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 280): INUYASHA of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
              (turn 279): ELMINSTER of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 256): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 69): MORIS NAHR of MIDDLE WAY 21 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Duelmaster?  Me?  But I lost?  Madeline dodged my bullets and spracked me in
six.  Didn't you all see that?  I lost!
     Oh.  I take over on points?  I have the most political points?  That's a reason
to win the Duelmastership?  Really?  Well, AOK!
     I am Duelmaster and you had better never forget it, vassals.  Yes, Postage is
the top dog in Morya!  Numero Uno!  The Champ!  The best!  Bow down and kiss my a..,
er, a, ring!
     I expect to be here, on this throne, next time, and for many times to come.  So
bug off, pay me your tithes, and I will be good to you.  Otherwise....
                   Postage, Duelmaster

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in MORYA. 
Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  We now have a 
new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on.  DODGE BULLETS now holds the crown 
and they are betting they can keep it.  A stormcloud is brewing over the EXPENSE 
ACCOUNT guildhouse.  Rumor says any more weeks like this ones 0-4-0 may send the team 
to the Dark Arena.  Coming up with a solid 3-2-0 outing, LORD OF DISCIPLINE has 
advanced 3 places in the rankings.  Advancing in the rankings was THE WOLF PACK who 
went from last turn's 11-8-0, to this week's record of 14-9-0.  Hey everybody, watch 
out for ELECTRIC BOOGALOO, who flew up 23 points in the rankings after mashing 
MERCURY like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay 
to walk out on the sands.  CAPEX was bested by KUNG-FU MASTER and drops 17 points.  
In front of all the crowds, POP TARGET took the Duelmaster's crown for his own.  I 
give the bum two weeks.  4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and 
avoid aiming at that location.   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the MORYA arena.  Here's a 
song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad STEEL AND SILK?   Big bad STEEL AND SILK. 
Big bad STEEL AND SILK.  MORYA's afraid of the big bad STEEL AND SILK.  Tra la la la 
la!  Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch EXPENSE ACCOUNT's act in the arena.  
Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from STEEL AND SILK.  And who is 
this SUMMER THUNDER you ask, with 13 points and a 2-7-0 record.  Ooh, the tales I 
could tell!  Well, it looks like TIGRESS wasn't happy with last turn's rank, so she 
went for broke by challenging up 26 points.  No guts, no glory.  I don't know about 
you, but when I saw TIGRESS step out on the sands with MARS, I though it was over 
before it started.  Good upset TIGRESS!   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they 
will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in MORYA have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  Its been fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos).  Now that I've got you 
worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POP TARGET 4817              17  15  0    91       DODGE BULLETS (126)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GARROT 4777                  10  17  0    93       STEEL AND SILK (495)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POSTAGE 4750                 24  15  1    88       EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)
 LILY OF SARMATIA 4775        20  17  0    85       DODGE BULLETS (126)
-BRONCHITE 4870                7   2  0    80       THE PENTARCHY (397)
 THE INFLUENCER 4938          10  10  0    74       LORD OF DISCIPLINE (543)
 FUNKY CHICKEN 4816           14   9  1    71       MY GENERATION (533)
 CAPEX 4833                   13   7  3    67       EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SPIDER 4840                   7  12  1    65       STEEL AND SILK (495)
 KOROSHIYA ICHI 4976           7   1  2    61       LORD OF DISCIPLINE (543)
-ANNA KARENINA 4903            6   3  0    61       STEEL AND SILK (495)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KALI 4877                     5   2  0    61       THE DEATH LORDS (507)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ACCRUED INTEREST 4796         7   6  0    48       EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)
-HADES 4846                    7   5  0    44       THE DEATH LORDS (507)
 TIGRESS 4990                  4   1  0    43       THE WOLF PACK (546)
 CASANOVA 4886                 5   6  0    41       BIZARRO SQUAD (537)
-HONG KONG FOOEY 4834          8   4  0    39       MY GENERATION (533)
-GOUM 4844                     8   6  1    38       THE PENTARCHY (397)
 MARY MEI 5016                 3   0  0    37       DODGE BULLETS (126)
 MARS 4925                     5   4  0    34       ZODIAC (536)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HOLLANDE RULES 4902           1   2  0    33       THE PENTARCHY (397)
-TETE DE LARD 4876             5   4  0    32       THE PENTARCHY (397)
 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 4813        2   3  0    29       MY GENERATION (533)
-DRUJ NASU 4547                7   7  0    28       THE DEATH LORDS (507)
 PSYCHO DAD 4931               7   2  0    26       LORD OF DISCIPLINE (543)
-BOMBYCINUS MORS 4879          6   7  1    26       STEEL AND SILK (495)
-AHRIMAN 4545                  5   9  0    26       THE DEATH LORDS (507)
 YELLOW TEETH 4914             3   0  0    26       BASH BROS BODY (541)
 KIM 4988                      4   1  0    25       THE WOLF PACK (546)
-ZTL 4891                      2   0  0    25       THE PENTARCHY (397)
-YAN LO 4546                   5   9  0    24       THE DEATH LORDS (507)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MERCURY 4974                  5   4  0    23       ZODIAC (536)
 TODD MAYES 4883               4   6  2    22       BIZARRO SQUAD (537)
-TUNGSTEN 4918                 2   3  1    22       STEEL AND SILK (495)
-EYE BAGS 4910                 1   0  0    22       BASH BROS BODY (541)
-I'M JUST A BILL 4815          3   2  0    21       MY GENERATION (533)
-BIG GUT 4911                  2   0  0    19       BASH BROS BODY (541)
 OPHIDIOPHOBIA 5003            3   1  1    17       PHEBIOUS (548)
 VENUS 5013                    3   0  0    16       ZODIAC (536)
 STINK BREATH 5015             1   2  0    16       LORD OF DISCIPLINE (543)
 KATNISS 5018                  1   0  0    16       THE WOLF PACK (546)
 SUMMER THUNDER 4975           2   7  0    13       DODGE BULLETS (126)
 MALIK 5020                    1   0  0    13       THE WOLF PACK (546)
-SHOW OF HANDS 5011            0   1  0    11       CARESS OF STEEL (549)
 TRAVEL 5005                   3   1  0    10       EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)
 HOMICHLOPHOBIA 5001           2   2  0     8       PHEBIOUS (548)
-FAWN-EYED GIRL 5008           1   1  1     8       CARESS OF STEEL (549)
 CHREMATOPHOBIA 5002           0   4  0     6       PHEBIOUS (548)
 INSURANCE 5006                1   2  0     5       EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)
-OLAF R. BIZARRO 4928          1   2  0     5       BIZARRO SQUAD (537)
 PLUTO 5014                    1   2  0     5       ZODIAC (536)
-MYSTIC RHYTHM 5009            1   1  0     4       CARESS OF STEEL (549)
-RANDALL MAYES 4927            0   2  0     2       BIZARRO SQUAD (537)
-ROGER MAYES 4915              0   2  0     2       BIZARRO SQUAD (537)
-BY-TOR 5010                   0   2  0     2       CARESS OF STEEL (549)
-UNCLE FIRESIDE 5007           0   2  0     2       CARESS OF STEEL (549)
 LUCKY LOOIE 5022              0   1  0     1       DODGE BULLETS (126)
 HADEPHOBIA 5021               0   1  0     1       PHEBIOUS (548)
 AUROPHOBIA 5019               0   1  0     1       PHEBIOUS (548)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GOPHER BROKE 4821      14 14 1 DODGE BULLETS 126    FUNKY CHICKEN 4816    350   
ATTICA 4993             1  4 0 LORD OF DISCIPLI 543 DARK CHAMPION         353  NONE
UNGAR 4989              3  1 0 THE WOLF PACK 546    KOROSHIYA ICHI 4976   352   
JUPITER 4926            5  5 0 ZODIAC 536           SLAUGHTER PRIEST      353  NONE
VENUS 4999              0  2 0 ZODIAC 536           FAWN-EYED GIRL 5008   350   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Assur -- Come to think of it, those germs surely felt like they belonged to you. --
Finance Manager

Pop Target -- We all have our bosses, don't we?  Tell Mom Target "howdy" for me. --
Finance Manager

I would salute the Duelmaster, Postage, but no one should be allowed to win the DM
Crown by losing.  Pud! -- Finance Manager

Stink Breath -- There are mints and treatments for that stuff, you know?  Once you
got a whiff of yourself, my job was easy.  Little did I know how simple and easy that
challenge would be. -- Travel, Expense Account

Madeline -- You are a better woman than I. -- Postage, Expense Account

Khalhums Dwarf -- You took my assets, you meanie! -- Capex, Expense Account

Welcome to all the new teams, even The Bash Bros. (wink) -- Finance Manager

And a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all.... -- Finance Manager and The
Expense Accounts

Koroshiya Ichi -- Well fought and Ungar will be avenged and well fought Eye Bags your
efforts were valiant. -- Wolf, team manager

Mercury -- That was very easy.  Some advice, if you want wins:  Stay out of my way.
-- Casanova

Charlie -- Thanks for the welcome, I think. -- Assur

Finance Manager -- A little luck and good warriors helps much.  It also helps when my
striker doesn't fight like a total parry. -- Assur

Kim -- That was fun, but next time I think I'll try a more traditional strategy (my
own). -- Eye Bags

Ophidiophobia -- Snakes?  No thanks. -- Big Gut

Pluto -- You forgot to brush again! -- Yellow Teeth

Expense Accounts -- Thank you.  I look forward to a spending spree, now!  Graduation
details for those who wonder, you have only to ask. -- Madeline

Insurance -- What's the use of that?  Spend it when you could use the money
elsewhere, and then when you NEED the insurance, "Oh, it doesn't cover THAT." --
Summer Thunder

Mars -- That'll teach you to go retrograde on me! -- Pop Target

Postage -- I like the new sticky-back stamps better.  Licking you is icky. --
Madeline

The Influencer -- Ah.  I'll study on that technique. -- Lily of Sarmatia

Fawn-Eyed Girl -- Thanks!  It's about time I got another one of those. -- Summer
Thunder

Uncle Fireside -- Somebody has to win, somebody has to lose.  I prefer to win. --
Mari Mei

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JUPITER was dealt death by SLAUGHTER PRIEST in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
ATTICA was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
KIM was handily defeated by KOROSHIYA ICHI in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud match.
TIGRESS bested MARS in a 4 minute Challenge contest.
STINK BREATH overpowered CHREMATOPHOBIA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
YELLOW TEETH devastated SUMMER THUNDER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
TRAVEL was overpowered by MARY MEI in a 4 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
POSTAGE was savagely defeated by POP TARGET in a 2 minute expert's Title melee.
THE INFLUENCER was viciously subdued by LILY OF SARMATIA in a 2 minute veteran's duel.
CAPEX was vanquished by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
FUNKY CHICKEN overpowered CASANOVA in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
PSYCHO DAD defeated TODD MAYES in a 3 minute match.
ELECTRIC BOOGALOO savagely defeated MERCURY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute competition.
HOMICHLOPHOBIA was demolished by KATNISS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
OPHIDIOPHOBIA overpowered LUCKY LOOIE in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
INSURANCE was luckily beaten by MALIK in a action packed 1 minute beginner's struggle.
VENUS bested HADEPHOBIA in a 1 minute gory amateur's brawl.
PLUTO outlasted AUROPHOBIA in a tiresome 7 minute novice's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -   6 -  0      65  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         PARRY-RIPOSTE     13 -  10 -  0      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       25 -  21 -  0      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         SLASHING ATTACK   23 -  20 -  1      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    15 -  14 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         AIMED BLOW        24 -  25 -  4      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         WALL OF STEEL     22 -  26 -  2      46  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK   24 -  32 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK    22 -  31 -  1      42  |

Turn 353 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  4         2  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         3 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        3 -  4         2  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    POP TARGET 4817            17  15  0   91 DODGE BULLETS (126)
TOTAL PARRY      POSTAGE 4750               24  15  1   88 EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)
STRIKING ATTACK  LILY OF SARMATIA 4775      20  17  0   85 DODGE BULLETS (126)
SLASHING ATTACK  FUNKY CHICKEN 4816         14   9  1   71 MY GENERATION (533)
BASHING ATTACK   CAPEX 4833                 13   7  3   67 EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)
AIMED BLOW       KOROSHIYA ICHI 4976         7   1  2   61 LORD OF DISCIPLINE (543)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LILY OF SARMATIA 4775.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was MARY MEI 5016.  The ten other most popular fighters were KOROSHIYA ICHI 
4976, ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 4813, MARS 4925, POP TARGET 4817, LILY OF SARMATIA 4775, TODD 
MAYES 4883, JUPITER 4926, FUNKY CHICKEN 4816, OPHIDIOPHOBIA 5003, and INSURANCE 5006.

The least popular fighter this week was AUROPHOBIA 5019.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were PLUTO 5014, HADEPHOBIA 5021, HOMICHLOPHOBIA 5001, PSYCHO DAD 4931, 
CASANOVA 4886, CAPEX 4833, TRAVEL 5005, SUMMER THUNDER 4975, CHREMATOPHOBIA 5002, and 
TIGRESS 4990.

                            A DM TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

          12 political points a'pumpin'
          11 TVs a'workin'
          10 free duels of credit
           9 ABs to challenge
           8 criticals a'connectin'
           7 scums a'dyin'
           6 skills a'maxin'
           5 A.D. invites
           4 lucky warriors
           3 size on replacement
           2 proxied TCs
          And a quarterstaff from a pear tree.

                                   May your days be merry,
                                   And your wins be often.

                                             The Consortium