DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/04/2013    Duedate: 01/31/2013

MORYA ARENA

DM-28    TURN-354

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

POSTAGE
EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)
(28-4750) [25-15-1,96]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POSTAGE                        TIGRESS
EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)          THE WOLF PACK (546)
(28-4750) [25-15-1,96]         (28-4990) [4-2-0,40]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LILY OF SARMATIA               KIM
DODGE BULLETS (126)            THE WOLF PACK (546)
(28-4775) [20-18-0,78]         (28-4988) [5-1-0,33]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

LORD OF DISCIPLINE (543)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)       47
2. PHEBIOUS (548)              46      EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)
3. LORD OF DISCIPLINE (543)    31      Unchartered Team
4. DODGE BULLETS (126)         16
5. WORLD BLADES II (547)        9      WORLD BLADES II (547)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*WORLD BLADES II (547)      1   0  0  100   1/ 2 LORD OF DISCIPLINE (543) 10  4 2
 2/ 1*BASH BROS BODY (541)       6   1  0 85.7   2/ 1 DODGE BULLETS (126)       9  6 0
 3/ 2 EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)    144  85  4 62.9   3/ 3*THE WOLF PACK (546)       6  7 0
 4/ 3 MY GENERATION (533)       52  32  3 61.9   4/ 8*PHEBIOUS (548)            5  9 1
 5/ 5*THE WOLF PACK (546)       15  13  0 53.6   5/ 4 ZODIAC (536)              5 10 0
 6/ 7 LORD OF DISCIPLINE (543) 208 206 14 50.2   6/ 6 EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)     4  6 0
 7/ 6 DODGE BULLETS (126)      482 482 14 50.0   7/ 7 MY GENERATION (533)       3  1 1
 8/ 9 ZODIAC (536)              48  60  1 44.4   8/ 5*BASH BROS BODY (541)      3  1 0
 9/11*PHEBIOUS (548)             9  15  2 37.5   9/ 0*WORLD BLADES II (547)     1  0 0
10-12 BIZARRO SQUAD (537)       11  26  2 29.7  10-12 BIZARRO SQUAD (537)       1  2 0
11-13*CARESS OF STEEL (549)      2   7  1 22.2  11-13*CARESS OF STEEL (549)     0  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

     "Stop following me!"  The voice broke the silence of the Lord of Discipline
guild house.  Rebecca walked down the stairs to see what the commotion was.  Since
Longshot was away on business, she was in charge of the stable.  Everyday had been
business as usual.  That is, until today.  Standing in the main area was Laurence.
Laurence shouting things at the top of his lungs was common.  Longshot had given him
the name Psycho Dad for his psychotic outburst.  There were times that Laurence would
hold entire conversations with himself.  No one bothered to tell him that he was the
only person in the room.  They usually just walked around as if nothing was
happening.  But this time, there really was someone else in the room.
     A tall man stood next to Laurence.  This wasn't an accurate assessment because
Laurence was a short man.  When Laurence moved, the tall man would immediately follow
him.  The man didn't seem threatening.  He had a broad smile on his square shaped
face.  His hair was thick, black, and oily.  The man wore a red shirt that looked to
be two sizes too small and a pair of black pants that were too small as well.  His
big bare feet smacked loudly against the wooden floor of the guild house as he chased
Laurence around the room.  The whole time he chased Laurence the big smile never left
his face.
     "Stop following me!  Stop it!" Laurence shouted.  The tall man simply smiled and
continued the chase.  Laurence saw Rebecca still standing on the stairs.  He made a
mad dash and ducked behind her.  The big man tried to follow him.  As the man tried
to move behind Rebecca, she placed her hands on his shoulders and said, "Whoa!"  The
man instantly stopped his pursuit of Laurence.  He then looked at Rebecca.  He still
had the same smile on his face and his eyes were glassy.  Now that he was closer, she
could see that the man had scars on his face and a fresh knot on his forehead.  His
hair covered it.  But now that he was close, she could see.  Rebecca sniffed around
the glassy eyed man's mouth.  But all she could smell was onions and fish.  No
alcohol.  Perhaps he had ingested some drug?
     "Come sit with me," the woman asked and she led the man towards the dinner
table.  The man obediently followed her.  All the while that same smile was stretched
across his face.  Rebecca sat at one of the tables and then motioned for the man to
sit.  He simply stood looking at her with the same smile.
     "Hey, Psych.  Come over here and sit."
     He did as she asked.  The tall man simply stood smiling at Rebecca.  The smiling
and staring was starting to unnerve her.  If he made any sudden movements, she would
smack him.
     "Don't think about hitting him, 'Fluencer." Laurence said as if he was reading
her mind.  "He doesn't seem to feel pain."  **I know you don't want me to say
anything.  But she might get hurt.  And then Longshot would be angry at us.  Just let
me handle this.**
     Laurence then smiles at Rebecca as if he is trying to reassure her.  She had
heard every word that Laurence said.  But she was not going to tell him that.  She
instantly did a mental roll call of everyone.  Longshot was away on business.  Sal
was out and Koroshiya was in his room meditating.  He might as well be sound asleep
when he meditates.  If this guy or Psych tries to attack her, she wasn't too proud to
run out of the guild house and get help.
     Laurence then stands and walks over to the wine rack against the wall.  He pulls
out one of the empty green bottles and walks back over to the smiling tall man.
Laurence then raises the bottle high over his head and brings the bottle crashing
down into the head of the tall smiling man.
     "Laurence!  No!" Rebecca shouts.  But it is too late.  The bottle had shattered
into hundreds of green slivers.  Rebecca looks on in shock as the tall smiling man
continued to smile.  He didn't budge as a single trickle of blood crept down his
forehead, past his left eye, and into his smile.  The man still did not move.
     "We found this out when we hit him in the head with a board and a bottle because
he wouldn't stop following us." Laurence said with pride. **Yes!  I know.  I'll tell
her.  I don't want her to think we are violent either.**  "We only did it to scare
him off.  He was making us feel very uncomfortable." He added.
     Rebecca sat back in her chair.  She was still stunned at what she had just
witnessed.  This guy could take shots like that to the head and still stand there
smiling.  Longshot was away on business and, since she was the veteran of the stable,
he left her in charge.
     "So, big guy.  Do you want a job."
     The big man only stood there. But Rebecca could swear he smiled a little
broader.

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 356): PORT-A-FORTRESS of THE CHOSEN (? , mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 353): POP TARGET of DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 351): DRONE-ON of BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 306): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 329): AURORA MARIE of NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 323): FROSTY of FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 310): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 304): GLOATING GARDENIA of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 288): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 281): JOHN WAYNE of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 257): SINCEMILLA of WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 258): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 257): JEROME BETTIS of SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 73): ROID FLOYD of PUNY ORC PELOTON (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 256): THE REFEREE of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 356): MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 353): DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 351): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 306): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 329): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 323): FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 310): LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 304): BASH BROS ROAD SIGN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 288): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 281): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 257): PIZZA TOPPINGS (?, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 258): MONGREL HORDE (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 257): SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 73): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 256): SPARF! et al (Crip, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 350): BUMBLE of BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
                               XANDAR of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 305): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 323): FROSTY of FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.)
                   (turn 322): WILHELM SCREAM of OTTODROME TW (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 310): MATH of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 303): JASMIN of JADE WARRIORS (Brandon Massingale, mgr.)
                            LI KUI of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 281): KING MIDAS of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
              (turn 280): INUYASHA of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 256): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     You see how it goes, Postage?  Madeline gave me the word, and I spracked you,
too.  Not even Postage is forever.

                                    Pop Target

                                      SPY REPORT

     You elder fighters surely remember me.  The younger ones may call me Olaf 
Modeen.  I return to MORYA once again!  Woof!  DODGE BULLETS were a bunch of dogs 
after LORD OF DISCIPLINE got through with 'em!  2nd ain't so sweet as 1st!  Ya gotta 
be quick on yer feet!  Keep your elbow off the table!  Thrust!  Block out the pain!  
PHEBIOUS is now ranked 4th with a 3-2-1 turn.  Some people say I ramble too much, I 
don't say anything relevant.  I repeat myself.  I ramble.  Well LORD OF DISCIPLINE 
moved up 1, to 1st.  What's with CAPEX?  He actually beat DODGE BULLETS' LILY OF 
SARMATIA, and walked away with 22 more points from the fight.  Major screwup at MY 
GENERATION.  FUNKY CHICKEN lost 9 points to THE INFLUENCER.  Some new strategies, 
perhaps?  Maybe FUNKY CHICKEN will provide more easy wins...  I'm sure MORYA is 
excited about POSTAGE, the new Duelmaster from EXPENSE ACCOUNT.  (remember?)  But 
when you've seen as many as I have...  Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up 
fighting!   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.  How well I know the feeling 
of being in the most avoided team!  Don't fall out of practive, ZODIAC!  Management 
must be dealin', as the boys at PHEBIOUS ain't reelin'!  ZODIAC's mad!  How well I 
know the feeling of being the most challenged warrior, STINK BREATH!  Don't make idle 
boasts, they may come back to haunt you.   
     A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing.  Some fighters 
don't accept this.  The best do.  SUMMER THUNDER, with his forgettable 2-8-0,  was 
killed by HADEPHOBIA in a forgettable match.  DODGE BULLETS didn't seem to mind very 
much.  Many a warrior has met his fate in a hungover stupor.  You young rapscallions, 
take note!   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  Are you 
as tired of reading this as I am of writing it?  Actually, I guess I'm writing it 
before you read it.  Oh, well.  Time for my medication, so I'll leave now.  Practice, 
practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POSTAGE 4750                 25  15  1    96       EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CAPEX 4833                   14   7  3    89       EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)
 POP TARGET 4817              17  16  0    88       DODGE BULLETS (126)
 THE INFLUENCER 4938          11  10  0    86       LORD OF DISCIPLINE (543)
 LILY OF SARMATIA 4775        20  18  0    78       DODGE BULLETS (126)
 KOROSHIYA ICHI 4976           8   1  2    69       LORD OF DISCIPLINE (543)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FUNKY CHICKEN 4816           14  10  1    62       MY GENERATION (533)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ACCRUED INTEREST 4796         7   6  0    48       EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)
 MARY MEI 5016                 4   0  0    42       DODGE BULLETS (126)
-CASANOVA 4886                 5   6  0    41       BIZARRO SQUAD (537)
 TIGRESS 4990                  4   2  0    40       THE WOLF PACK (546)
-HONG KONG FOOEY 4834          8   4  0    39       MY GENERATION (533)
 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 4813        3   3  1    38       MY GENERATION (533)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KIM 4988                      5   1  0    33       THE WOLF PACK (546)
 YELLOW TEETH 4914             3   1  0    25       BASH BROS BODY (541)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHREMATOPHOBIA 5002           1   4  0    25       PHEBIOUS (548)
 PSYCHO DAD 4931               7   3  0    24       LORD OF DISCIPLINE (543)
 MERCURY 4974                  5   5  0    24       ZODIAC (536)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TODD MAYES 4883               4   6  2    22       BIZARRO SQUAD (537)
 HOMICHLOPHOBIA 5001           3   2  0    22       PHEBIOUS (548)
 INSURANCE 5006                2   2  0    22       EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)
-EYE BAGS 4910                 1   0  0    22       BASH BROS BODY (541)
-I'M JUST A BILL 4815          3   2  0    21       MY GENERATION (533)
 STINK BREATH 5015             2   2  1    21       LORD OF DISCIPLINE (543)
 LUCKY LOOIE 5022              1   1  0    21       DODGE BULLETS (126)
-BIG GUT 4911                  2   0  0    19       BASH BROS BODY (541)
 HADEPHOBIA 5021               1   1  1    18       PHEBIOUS (548)
 OPHIDIOPHOBIA 5003            3   2  1    12       PHEBIOUS (548)
-SHOW OF HANDS 5011            0   1  0    11       CARESS OF STEEL (549)
 VENUS 5013                    3   1  0    10       ZODIAC (536)
-TRAVEL 5005                   3   1  0    10       EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)
 PLUTO 5014                    2   2  0     9       ZODIAC (536)
 LORNE 4998                    1   0  0     9       WORLD BLADES II (547)
-FAWN-EYED GIRL 5008           1   1  1     8       CARESS OF STEEL (549)
 MONGO CRUSH 5024              1   0  0     8       LORD OF DISCIPLINE (543)
-OLAF R. BIZARRO 4928          1   2  0     5       BIZARRO SQUAD (537)
-MYSTIC RHYTHM 5009            1   1  0     4       CARESS OF STEEL (549)
 MALIK 5020                    1   1  0     4       THE WOLF PACK (546)
-RANDALL MAYES 4927            0   2  0     2       BIZARRO SQUAD (537)
-ROGER MAYES 4915              0   2  0     2       BIZARRO SQUAD (537)
-BY-TOR 5010                   0   2  0     2       CARESS OF STEEL (549)
-UNCLE FIRESIDE 5007           0   2  0     2       CARESS OF STEEL (549)
 TANK 5017                     0   1  0     1       THE WOLF PACK (546)
 NEPTUNE 5023                  0   1  0     1       ZODIAC (536)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GOPHER BROKE 4821      14 14 1 DODGE BULLETS 126    FUNKY CHICKEN 4816    350  NOT REVENGED
SUMMER THUNDER 4975     2  8 0 DODGE BULLETS 126    HADEPHOBIA 5021       354   
AUROPHOBIA 5019         0  2 0 PHEBIOUS 548         STINK BREATH 5015     354   
KATNISS 5018            1  1 0 THE WOLF PACK 546    ELECTRIC BOOGALO 4813 354   
UNGAR 4989              3  1 0 THE WOLF PACK 546    KOROSHIYA ICHI 4976   352   
MARS 4925               5  5 0 ZODIAC 536           ARENAMASTER NOR       354  NONE
VENUS 4999              0  2 0 ZODIAC 536           FAWN-EYED GIRL 5008   350  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

     Hot Flash!  The Face-to-Face Tourney will be in the 18th, 19th, and 20th of this
     month.  Get your strategies in by the 17th, please and thank you.

Salutations and kudos to Duelmaster Pop Target. -- The jealous Finance Manager

BTW, Silk And Steel and everyone, Garrot (spelled differently) is my son-in-law's
name, and I would often like to use one on him! -- Finance Manager

Mary Mei -- And to think I was sorta down on my knees proposing, then wham!  What a
gal! -- Travel (currently laid up from further travel)

Malik -- I guess a full Wolf Pack is your insurance.  I couldn't top that. --
Insurance

Kung-Fu Master -- First Khalhums Dwarf, then YOU!  That is despicable.  Let me win
one! -- Capex (whose assets seem to have greatly depreciated lately)

Pop Target -- You just plain licked me--but good! -- Postage

May the New Year bring you peace, prosperity and godling rollups. -- Finance Manager
and The Expense Accounts

Travel --I really wish someone would explain to me what they mean.  You are the
Fourth person to tell me that I need a mint.  Even Longshot made the comment when I
signed up for his stable.  He then gives me the nickname: Stink Breath.  I don't
smell anything.  What gives? -- Stink Breath

Chrematophobia -- I am really sorry about that.  I really was aiming for your arm. --
Stink Breath

Todd Mayes -- We are confused.  Why did you do that? -- Psycho Dad

Lily of Sarmatia -- Go away!  I was trying to get a title fight.  But I guess Postage
is afraid of girls. -- the Influencer

Summer Thunder -- Thunder is not to be feared.  The dentist, however... -- Yellow
Teeth

Good gods, it says here on the overview that Lucky Looie "makes clever mistakes"!
Somehow, I'm not surprised. -- Jorja

Finance Manager -- Mom Target had a few, um, forceful words to say on the topic of
budgets.  She seems to think I should "tighten it up," and play less golf! -- Pop
Target

Postage -- That wouldn't be hard, since you aren't a woman. -- Madeline

Yellow Teeth -- Euwh!  And you've got a smoker's cough, too. -- Summer Thunder

Travel -- What an enticing concept!  South, I think.  It's cold here. -- Mary Mei

The Influencer -- I tend to be, um, determined.  Some people say "stubborn, pig-
headed," but that's just exaggeration. -- Lily of Sarmatia

Ophidiophobia -- How is it luck for me to be bitten by a snake my first time out? --
Lucky Looie

     Would you believe that when I started proofing this set of personals, there was
     twenty-four pages of it?  About half that was some kind of formatting code, and
     the rest was duplication.  Multiplication, more than just two.  Please, if you
     aren't sure hal got your stuff (check your receipts!), send to me directly
     rather than re-sending it to hal.  jputney at zianet dot com  Thanks. -- the
     Editor
     P.S.  And say something like "dm stuff" in the subject line so I don't delete it
     out of hand as probable spam.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MARS was butchered by ARENAMASTER NOR in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
TIGRESS was vanquished by KOROSHIYA ICHI in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud battle.
FUNKY CHICKEN was overpowered by THE INFLUENCER in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
KATNISS was butchered by ELECTRIC BOOGALOO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
AUROPHOBIA was killed by STINK BREATH in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
HADEPHOBIA assassinated SUMMER THUNDER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
POP TARGET was overcome by POSTAGE in a 3 minute expert's Title fight.
CAPEX vanquished LILY OF SARMATIA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MARY MEI won victory over YELLOW TEETH in a 3 minute beginner's fight.
KIM won victory over MERCURY in a popular 4 minute brutal fight.
PSYCHO DAD was overcome by CHREMATOPHOBIA in a 2 minute bout.
OPHIDIOPHOBIA was overpowered by INSURANCE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
VENUS was devastated by LUCKY LOOIE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
PLUTO subdued TANK in a 3 minute gory amateur's match.
HOMICHLOPHOBIA handily defeated MALIK in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
LORNE won victory over NEPTUNE in a 4 minute amateur's bout.
MONGO CRUSH won victory over MORDANT DESERTER in a 4 minute novice's fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   3 -  0      67  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         LUNGING ATTACK    14 -  11 -  1      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -   8 -  0      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK   25 -  23 -  2      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         TOTAL PARRY       26 -  24 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         AIMED BLOW        26 -  24 -  3      52  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     12 -  12 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         STRIKING ATTACK   25 -  30 -  1      45  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL     19 -  23 -  1      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK    21 -  31 -  2      40  |

Turn 354 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        3 -  4         4  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         3 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  3                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      POSTAGE 4750               25  15  1   96 EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)
BASHING ATTACK   CAPEX 4833                 14   7  3   89 EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)
WALL OF STEEL    POP TARGET 4817            17  16  0   88 DODGE BULLETS (126)
PARRY-STRIKE     THE INFLUENCER 4938        11  10  0   86 LORD OF DISCIPLINE (543)
STRIKING ATTACK  LILY OF SARMATIA 4775      20  18  0   78 DODGE BULLETS (126)
AIMED BLOW       KOROSHIYA ICHI 4976         8   1  2   69 LORD OF DISCIPLINE (543)
SLASHING ATTACK  FUNKY CHICKEN 4816         14  10  1   62 MY GENERATION (533)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LILY OF SARMATIA 4775.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was KIM 4988.  The ten other most popular fighters were STINK BREATH 5015, 
MERCURY 4974, CHREMATOPHOBIA 5002, POP TARGET 4817, MARY MEI 5016, KOROSHIYA ICHI 
4976, CAPEX 4833, THE INFLUENCER 4938, INSURANCE 5006, and LUCKY LOOIE 5022.

The least popular fighter this week was NEPTUNE 5023.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MONGO CRUSH 5024, MALIK 5020, TANK 5017, VENUS 5013, OPHIDIOPHOBIA 
5003, PSYCHO DAD 4931, LILY OF SARMATIA 4775, SUMMER THUNDER 4975, KATNISS 5018, and 
FUNKY CHICKEN 4816.