DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/21/2013    Duedate: 07/18/2013

MORYA ARENA

DM-28    TURN-360

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CAPEX
EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)
(28-4833) [18-9-3,104]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CAPEX                          POSITION IS EMPTY
EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)          
(28-4833) [18-9-3,104]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LILY OF SARMATIA               KOROSHIYA ICHI
DODGE BULLETS (126)            LORD OF DISCIPLINE (543)
(28-4775) [22-22-0,88]         (28-4976) [12-3-2,76]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ZODIAC (536)                42
2. MAGICAL MADNESS (417)       33      BASH BROS BODY (541)
3. LORD OF DISCIPLINE (543)    29      Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS BODY (541)        19
5. EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)       10       (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 BASH BROS BODY (541)      14   5  0 73.7   1/ 1 EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)     9  3 0
 2/ 2 EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)    161  91  4 63.9   2/ 4 ZODIAC (536)              8  7 1
 3- 3 MY GENERATION (533)       56  34  4 62.2   3/ 5 MAGICAL MADNESS (417)     7  3 0
 4/ 4 MAGICAL MADNESS (417)     44  40  1 52.4   4/ 3 LORD OF DISCIPLINE (543)  7  7 0
 5/ 5 LORD OF DISCIPLINE (543) 224 219 15 50.6   5/ 2 DODGE BULLETS (126)       5 10 0
 6/ 7 DODGE BULLETS (126)      493 501 14 49.6   6/ 9 BASH BROS BODY (541)      3  1 0
 7/ 6 THE NINJA (47)            81  85  7 48.8   7/ 8 THE NINJA (47)            3  7 0
 8- 8 THE WOLF PACK (546)       23  25  1 47.9   8- 6 MY GENERATION (533)       2  0 0
 9/ 9 ZODIAC (536)              61  77  2 44.2   9-11*CARESS OF STEEL (549)     1  0 0
10-11*CARESS OF STEEL (549)      3   7  1 30.0  10-12*SHEWISH SNACK (551)       1  4 0
11-12*SHEWISH SNACK (551)        1   4  0 20.0  11-10 THE WOLF PACK (546)       0  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

     The day was unseasonably warm.  Many of the spectators were dressed in their
summer clothes.  Thin layers of blues, yellows, and whites could be seen throughout
the stands of the arena.  There were vendors amongst the crowds hawking cool fruit
juices and wine to hot thirsty crowds.  Some fought the heat with ornately decorated
hand fans.  Despite the lighter clothes for the season, sweat poured down the faces
ad backs of the crowds.  One could only imagine what a gladiator must feel encased in
his armour.
     Mercury stood on the sands in his brown leather armour.  At his side hung a long
sword and a dagger.  Like the spectators that came to see him fight, he was beginning
to sweat as the sun beat down on his helmet.  Despite being a veteran, he was feeling
butterflies.  He was about to defend against his first blood feud.  What made this
worse was that it was against the Lords of Discipline stable.  The Lords of
Discipline could be ruthless.  And when it came to vengeance, they held nothing back.
When they first appeared in the arena, it looked like a feud was building between the
Lords and his stable.  They had their turns of tit for tat challenges.  But this was
serious.  Mercury had killed one of them.  He wished he could say it was an accident.
But once he stunned Stink Breath, he couldn't resist giving her one more hit.  Just
to prove a point.  Little did he know that last hit would kill her.  He only hit her
once before that.  How was he supposed to know that would be what put her over?
     Directly across from him, the door opened for his opponent.  The crowd was
instantly on their feet.  Applause and chants rang through the arena.  This was it;
time to pay the piper or to come out in glory.  If his opponent was the lunatic named
Psycho Dad, he had this in the bag.  There just wasn't a chance of that mad man
winning.  He'd started out strong, but had come to a grinding halt lately.  On the
other hand, if it was Koroshiya, his stable could be mourning his loss and seeking
revenge.  Koroshiya was a killer.  A cold calculating killer.  You would never
believe it by looking at him.  But there was something in the eyes.  His opponents,
the ones that survived, claim that they could tell that he was calculating each blow
and the damage it does to the body.
     Out of the doors on the opposite side of the arena walked a lone figure.  The
figure was dressed in black leather armour with a red full helm on its head.  The
figure was tall and slender.  Good, it was too slender to be Koroshiya.  It could be
Psycho Dad.  This was turning out to be a better match and he hadn't even made an
attack.  The figure unstrapped its full helm and took it off.  What stood before
Mercury caused all present to gasp.  If the straight long black hair wasn't a
giveaway, the pale slender face definitely was.
     "Are you serious?" Mercury asked out loud.  "I got the attention of the duel
master... er... duel mistress?"  He chuckled at the situation.  He had wanted to
cross swords with the Influencer for a while now.  This looked like he was about to
get his chance.
     The Araoi elf never spoke.  She simply put her full helm back on and tightened
the straps.  She then drew a scimitar from the scabbard at her hip.  She pointed the
blade at Mercury and grinned.  It was evil and full of malice.  In response, Mercury
drew his long sword and dagger from his side.  He then crouched as if he was about to
do a sprint.  The Influencer did the same.  The two stared each other down.  All they
needed was for the arena master to give the signal.  They got their wish, the signal
was given.  The two warriors charged each other.
     The Influencer's scimitar leapt with deadly force.  The curved edge of the blade
collided into the helm with a loud clang.  Mercury retreated a few steps back.  He
didn't expect her to be so fast.  Where was the defensive fighter everyone told him
about?  While his mind wandered, the overzealous champion took another swing at
Mercury's head.  This time the Karragit dodged out of the way.  But, much like a
rabid dog, the Influencer was back on him.  Mercury's body was a blur as he dodged
another of the Influencers attacks.  He made it look easy as he danced about the sand
dodging blow after blow.  The crowd was on their feet cheering for Mercury.  This
turn of events only made the Influencer more frustrated.  This frustration caused her
to make bad attacks.
     Whether it was timing or luck would be debated in pubs and work places around
Morya for weeks to come, but the Influencer seemed to have timed Mercury's movements.
This time her blade struck true.  The crowd winced and let out an audible "Whooooooo"
as the scimitar slashed across Mercury's belly.  This caused Mercury to stop his
dance and stagger back.  The hand holding the dagger instinctually went to cover the
wound.  Spinning on the balls of her feet, the Influencer slashed downward.  This
time her blade struck Mercury's upper body.  The pain was incredible!  Mercury, along
with the crowd, realized that the momentum was shifting to his vengeful foe.  They
also realized that she was trying to make this a death match.
     The Influencer moved in for another attack.  But this time Mercury was ready.
He gracefully parried the scimitar and allowed the Influencer to over extend herself.
What Mercury didn't know was that the Influencer had practiced defending against that
maneuver for hours.  This was the move that took the life of her friend.  It would
not take any more lives today.  The Influencer continued her movement, and then spun
around again.  She could feel the wind as Mercury's long sword thrust past where her
throat would have been.  The vengeful warrior twisted into a tremendous cutting ark
and struck the arm that held the long sword.  The blow was so powerful, it caused
Mercury to fall sprawling into the sand and to drop his sword.  He knew he was
beaten.  So he just lay in the sand breathing heavily and bleeding profusely.  He
hoped that the death blow would be clean.  He deserved no less.
     The Influencer walked over to the fallen warrior and with one hand, undid the
buckle to remove the helm.  She held it in her free hand by the straps.  "This is for
Selena," she said as she drew back the scimitar.
     "Time!"  Who said that?  It came from the arena master.  He had saved Mercury's
miserable life.  The Influencer glared pure hate at him.  This amused the arena
master.  This young elven girl might be a lioness amongst the other fighters but she
was nothing more than a noisy cub to him.  Mercury laughed through the painful cuts
all over his body at the luck.  He was spared another day.
     "Bastard!" the Influencer yelled through gritted teeth and flung her helm at the
arena master.  It never hit him though.  The arena master moved ever so slightly and
the helm crashed into the back of his personal box.  The Influencer turned and walked
out of the arena.  The whole time, she could hear Mercury laughing at the luck.

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 362): ALAMO of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 359): CAPEX of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 357): KATANA of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 313): DUCK A L'ORANGE of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 335): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 328): FRASIER of CHEERS (Otis, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 316): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 310): PETULANT PANSY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 294): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 287): COCO NUTTAL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 263): SEAM of ARENAS III (Khradmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 264): HAMMY HAMSTER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 264): DUM BULL of THE BULLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 79): STEAL HOME of BAD SIGNS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 262): WHACKING WILLOW of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 362): PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 359): EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 357): AVENGERS (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 313): STEEL WOLVES 2 (Lobo, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 335): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 328): CHEERS (Otis, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 316): LIFE IMAPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 310): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 294): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 287): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 263): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 264): BASH BROS CANDY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 264): THE FLYING FISH (?, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 79): PUNY ORC PELOTON (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 262): ROYAL FLUSH et al (Crip, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 358): THE INFLUENCER of LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 356): WAKIZASHI of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 313): DUCK A L'ORANGE of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 327): BLIZZARD of FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.)
                               SLUGBAIT of I HATE THEM (Rillion, mgr.)
                               WRATH of OBSIDIAN ORDER (Skaven, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 316): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 309): GLOATING GARDENIA of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 294): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 287): COCO NUTTAL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
              (turn 286): DILLIS RHIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 261): SINCEMILLA of WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 264): HAMMY HAMSTER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 264): MRALISSA LOON of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 79): STEAL HOME of BAD SIGNS (Crip, mgr.)
                              ROID FLOYD of PUNY ORC PELOTON (slugbait, mgr.)
                   (turn 78): SAM TALL of MIDDLE WAY 21 (Jorja, mgr.)
                              CONTRACT BRIDGE of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Capex here.  Your Duelmaster.  THE Duelmaster of Morya.  Gotta love it when
great things happen.
     Now as you know, I am not a naturally friendly guy; I like my nerdy corner of
life.  So rather than ramble on about life and people in general, let me tell you
everything you ever wanted to know about the current Expense Accounts.  As of this
writing, we are as such:
ST - 10,10,11,15,17 (+2)
CN - 4,4,10,14,16 (+3)
SZ - 5,7,9,11,11
WT - 7,14,14,15,17 (+2)
WL - 9,9,10,20,20 (+1)
SP - 5,8,9,10,18 (+1)
DF - 10,14,15,21,21 (+1)
bonused dmg - 1; hosed dmg - 3; ambi -1; hosed rip - 1
Init - 14 skills learned plus 2 from stats
Rip - 6 skills learned plus 2 from stats
Attack - 25 skills learned plus 6 from stats
Parry - 15 skills learned plus 4 from stats
Defense - 7 skills learned plus 6 from stats
Decise - 18 skills learned plus 1 from stats
     How's that for "too much information"?  If you don't like it, then beat me out
for Duelmaster and write your own whatever.  Catch me if you can, for I am....
                       Capex, Duelmaster

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, MORYA?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  BASH BROS BODY turned their 1-0-0 turn 
into a 6th place rank in the listings this turn.  Any better than this, and you get 
put on hit lists.  Now let's all watch ZODIAC's heads swell from their 5-0-0 this 
turn.  Haa ha ha ha!  Big shots, big talk, big deal.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see EYE BAGS win a fight and gain 19 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, RUNE 
beat INSURANCE and INSURANCE lost 13 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And if 
variety is the spice of life, MORYA may be getting bland, as CAPEX stays top dog in 
the city.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of 
these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  What's 
the big D?  LORD OF DISCIPLINE was the most avoided team?  Bunch of lily livered... 
grumble... mumble... curse...  And who led the way in this mass act of cowardice?  
Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was ZODIAC.  Ha ha ha ha!  Ooh, I'm frightfully 
impressed, MERCURY was this turn's most challenged warrior.  Watch that ego swell, 
sports fans.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  I could say I saw this coming, but so 
could anyone else.  Anyway, this turn it came.  SAM SPADE's 11-14-0 has earned him 
the Dark Arena.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.  
Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Just wait 'till next time I show up 
here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  I see the crowds are getting restless, I must 
leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CAPEX 4833                   18   9  3   104       EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FUNKY CHICKEN 4816           16  11  1   101       MY GENERATION (533)
 ALLURE 3671                  10   7  0    97       MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
 TALISMAN 3667                10   7  1    95       MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
 EYE BAGS 4910                 7   0  0    91       BASH BROS BODY (541)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LILY OF SARMATIA 4775        22  22  0    88       DODGE BULLETS (126)
 POP TARGET 4817              18  21  0    77       DODGE BULLETS (126)
 KOROSHIYA ICHI 4976          12   3  2    76       LORD OF DISCIPLINE (543)
 JIMMY JABB 269               15  17  2    74       THE NINJA (47)
 STINGER 404                  15  14  0    72       THE NINJA (47)
 TRAVEL 5005                   8   1  0    67       EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CONSTRUCT 3668               10   7  0    63       MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
 MERCURY 4974                  8   8  1    62       ZODIAC (536)
 RUNE 4083                     5   2  0    60       MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
 HURRICANE 1190               10  10  1    59       THE NINJA (47)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ACCRUED INTEREST 4796         8   7  0    50       EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)
-ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 4813        5   4  2    47       MY GENERATION (533)
 VENUS 5013                    7   3  0    46       ZODIAC (536)
-KIM 4988                      7   3  0    41       THE WOLF PACK (546)
 INSURANCE 5006                5   4  0    40       EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)
-HONG KONG FOOEY 4834          8   4  0    39       MY GENERATION (533)
-TIGRESS 4990                  5   5  0    35       THE WOLF PACK (546)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TANK 5017                     2   3  1    33       THE WOLF PACK (546)
 PSYCHO DAD 4931               8   8  0    32       LORD OF DISCIPLINE (543)
 MARY MEI 5016                 7   3  0    32       DODGE BULLETS (126)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SHOW OF HANDS 5011            1   1  0    30       CARESS OF STEEL (549)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 URANUS 5025                   2   4  0    22       ZODIAC (536)
 CONSULTATION 5041             4   0  0    21       EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)
-I'M JUST A BILL 4815          3   2  0    21       MY GENERATION (533)
-BIG GUT 4911                  3   3  0    20       BASH BROS BODY (541)
 PLUTO 5014                    4   6  0    18       ZODIAC (536)
-KEIGHAN 5026                  3   1  0    17       THE WOLF PACK (546)
 LUCKY LOOIE 5022              4   4  0    16       DODGE BULLETS (126)
 MONGO CRUSH 5024              3   4  0    13       LORD OF DISCIPLINE (543)
 TORNADO 1958                  1   2  0    12       THE NINJA (47)
 WATER RAT 5045                1   1  0    11       LORD OF DISCIPLINE (543)
-SUGAR DADDY 5037              1   0  0    11       SHEWISH SNACK (551)
 STORM WARNING 5033            2   4  0    10       DODGE BULLETS (126)
 JUPITER 5051                  1   0  0    10       ZODIAC (536)
-FAWN-EYED GIRL 5008           1   1  1     8       CARESS OF STEEL (549)
 WACKY WICCAN 4314             1   1  0     4       MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
-MYSTIC RHYTHM 5009            1   1  0     4       CARESS OF STEEL (549)
-BY-TOR 5010                   0   2  0     2       CARESS OF STEEL (549)
-UNCLE FIRESIDE 5007           0   2  0     2       CARESS OF STEEL (549)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
YELLOW TEETH 4914       4  2 0 BASH BROS BODY 541   TANK 5017             356  REVENGED
STINK BREATH 5015       5  3 2 LORD OF DISCIPLI 543 MERCURY 4974          358  REVENGED
SAM SPADE 399          11 15 0 THE NINJA 47         SPYMASTER             360  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Longshot -- Great, great spot.  We all truly enjoyed it. -- Finance Manager

Capex!  Duelmaster?  On the third try.  I am proud of you. -- Finance Manager

Pop Target -- Thanks for popping up at the right time.  Without you, I would have
never attained the throne. -- Capex, Expense Accounts

Eye Bags -- Now you've done it!  You made me mad. -- Accrued Interest (Expense
Accounts)

Accrued -- Perhaps, just perhaps, you should have gotten a little madder BEFORE the
fight? -- Finance Manager

Construct -- It was fun sharing a ride with you.  Thanks for the victory. -- Travel,
Expense Account

Storm Warning -- Thanks for the heads-up.  I did appreciate it even though I had to
unleash my own little storm on you.  Well, sorta. -- Consultation, Expense Accounts

All -- Good luck in bringing home some TCs and TVs to Morya from The Orlando Face. --
Finance Manager (Who, indeed, will attend)

Finance Manager -- We enjoy and admire your team.  Our challenges are inteded to reap
benefits for us, not for YOU!!!  We apologise for the confusion. -- Zodiacs

Jorja and the Bullets -- Thank you.  I've enjoyed my battles against you all.  Until
next time. -- the Influencer

Capex -- Sir?  I am a woman, thank you very much! -- the Influencer

     And he's been hit on the head too many times.

Finance Manager -- Thanks for your kind words.  I think...   Why do you guys keep
thinking that I am a man.  Our manager, Longshot is a man...  Gods!  I hope you don't
think I look like him!  You can make it up to me by giving me one of those fat coin
purses you always carry around.  I've grown accustom to the finer things and there
are a lot of resort spas on the way to the Isle. -- the Influencer

     I hear there's a good place in Riztab.

Finance Manager -- Ignore her.  I've heard about your interest rates.  We'll have
none of that nonsense. -- Longshot

Mary Mei -- We are still working on the techniques Frenzy taught us.  We promise to
do better next time. -- Psych

Venus -- It seems the Arena Master saved you as well. -- Koroshiya Ichi

Uranus -- ... -- Mongo Crush

Hahahahahahahaha... We think that was hilarious... wait... Okay... **snicker**...
Mongo said, "Is Uranus still tired?" -- Psycho Dad

Wacky Wiccan -- That was a good clean fight.  I hope to fight you again. -- Water Rat

Accrued Interest -- Lovely thing about interest.  You get it win or lose. -- Eye Bags

All -- Sorry, no personals at all from us today (beyond this, of course).  Stuff has
come up, as it does from time to time, and time has gotten away from us.  I fact,
it's galloping away from us.  Darned if we know what's going on. -- whichever of
Jorja's teams is running here.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SAM SPADE was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
PSYCHO DAD was vanquished by MERCURY in a 4 minute uneven Bloodfeud battle.
EYE BAGS demolished LILY OF SARMATIA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
TRAVEL bested HURRICANE in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
KOROSHIYA ICHI overpowered CONSTRUCT in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
PLUTO viciously subdued MONGO CRUSH in a unpopular 17 minute brutal Challenge fight.
WATER RAT viciously subdued STORM WARNING in a popular 1 minute Challenge competition.
CONSULTATION won victory over TORNADO in a 3 minute beginner's Challenge duel.
CAPEX vanquished POP TARGET in a 1 minute uneven Title fight.
STINGER was vanquished by ALLURE in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
JIMMY JABB was handily defeated by TALISMAN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MARY MEI was subdued by VENUS in a 3 minute match.
RUNE devastated INSURANCE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
URANUS demolished LUCKY LOOIE in a 2 minute gory mismatched match.
WACKY WICCAN was overcome by JUPITER in a action packed 4 minute novice's conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   2 -  0      78  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         AIMED BLOW        26 -  13 -  1      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         LUNGING ATTACK    12 -   9 -  2      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         STRIKING ATTACK   24 -  23 -  0      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         SLASHING ATTACK   24 -  24 -  2      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         TOTAL PARRY       28 -  32 -  0      47  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   8 -  0      47  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -  15 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL      9 -  15 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  27 -  2      36  |

Turn 360 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  3         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   CAPEX 4833                 18   9  3  104 EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)
AIMED BLOW       ALLURE 3671                10   7  0   97 MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
SLASHING ATTACK  TALISMAN 3667              10   7  1   95 MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
STRIKING ATTACK  EYE BAGS 4910               7   0  0   91 BASH BROS BODY (541)
PARRY-LUNGE      STINGER 404                15  14  0   72 THE NINJA (47)
TOTAL PARRY      TRAVEL 5005                 8   1  0   67 EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)
WALL OF STEEL    CONSTRUCT 3668             10   7  0   63 MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
LUNGING ATTACK   RUNE 4083                   5   2  0   60 MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LILY OF SARMATIA 4775.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was KOROSHIYA ICHI 4976.  The ten other most popular fighters were WACKY 
WICCAN 4314, TORNADO 1958, VENUS 5013, MERCURY 4974, HURRICANE 1190, WATER RAT 5045, 
JUPITER 5051, ALLURE 3671, EYE BAGS 4910, and CAPEX 4833.

The least popular fighter this week was MONGO CRUSH 5024.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PLUTO 5014, URANUS 5025, INSURANCE 5006, JIMMY JABB 269, 
STINGER 404, POP TARGET 4817, CONSTRUCT 3668, LILY OF SARMATIA 4775, PSYCHO DAD 4931, 
and SAM SPADE 399.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

CAPEX (28-4833) EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)