DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/28/2014 Duedate: 03/27/2014
MORYA ARENA
DM-28 TURN-369
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
EYE BAGS
BASH BROS BODY (541)
(28-4910) [9-0-0,107]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
EYE BAGS POSITION IS EMPTY
BASH BROS BODY (541)
(28-4910) [9-0-0,107]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
POP TARGET ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
DODGE BULLETS (126) MY GENERATION (533)
(28-4817) [20-28-0,88] (28-4813) [8-4-2,71]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
LORD OF DISCIPLINE (543)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. DODGE BULLETS (126) 27
2. BASH BROS BODY (541) 18 BASH BROS BODY (541)
3. MY GENERATION (533) 8 Unchartered Team
4. LORD OF DISCIPLINE (543) 2
5. PLANETS (536) 0LICK MY RAZOR BLADE (233)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0 BASH BROS BODY (541) 17 5 0 77.3 1- 1 PLANETS (536) 7 3 0
2/ 4 MY GENERATION (533) 59 34 4 63.4 2/ 2 LORD OF DISCIPLINE (543) 7 5 0
3/ 3 EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506) 175 102 5 63.2 3/ 3 DODGE BULLETS (126) 6 9 1
4/ 6 LORD OF DISCIPLINE (543) 245 234 16 51.1 4/ 4 EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506) 4 6 0
5/ 7 DODGE BULLETS (126) 513 525 16 49.4 5/ 5 MY GENERATION (533) 3 0 0
6- 8 PLANETS (536) 82 95 2 46.3 6/ 0 BASH BROS BODY (541) 2 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 371): ZORK of Z GLADIATORS (The Z-Man, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 368): MERCURY of ZODIAC (Stargazer, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 366): NABUCA of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (La Guillotine, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 322): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 344): LAPUR BISQUE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 338): YORL of LES TURFISTES (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 325): KINGU of MESOPOTAMIA (Var, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 319): ABU JR. of THE CHOSEN ONES (The Chosen One, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 303): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 296): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 272): TOBEORNOTTOBE of TOTAL CHAOS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 273): FREELOADER of BASH BROS FRIEND (Assurnasirbanipal)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 273): ADAM of THE BEGINNING (Chuck, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 88): CORNELIUS of NONSUCH HOUSE (Dimetras, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 271): BALLIOL BLACKMOON of DRAGONBANE GUILD (Nomad, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 371): WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 368): ZODIAC (Stargazer, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 366): WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (La Guillotine, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 322): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 344): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 338): LAND OF OZ (Oz the All-Managing, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 325): MESOPOTAMIA (Var, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 319): WHERE AM I? (Var, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 303): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 296): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 272): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 273): BB INFOMERICAL (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 273): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 88): NONSUCH HOUSE (Dimetras, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 271): REAL BEER et al (Crip, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 371): ZORK of Z GLADIATORS (The Z-Man, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 366): NABUCA of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (La Guillotine, mgr.)
(turn 365): VENGEANCE of THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 342): THE STATISTITIAN of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 338): YORL of LES TURFISTES (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DR. COX of SECOND BANANAS (Mannequin, mgr.)
(turn 337): JACK B. NIMBLE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 324): QUALITY of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 318): HU YAN ZHUO of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 87): OUT FOR A DUCK of BAD SIGNS (Dark Oracle, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte. MORYA needs a spyreport." Oh, well. Too bad, PLANETS, but
LORD OF DISCIPLINE was just too good to be stopped. MVP award for EYE BAGS? BASH
BROS BODY's proud of him after beating WATER RAT and getting 9 points. Talk about
yer big time losers! PREPAID EXPENSE got smashed by BIG GUT, and lost 5 points!
What a putz! MERCURY fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses
the title. No one said he was a genius... Was that a tear I saw in EYE BAGS' eye,
as he took over Duelmastership? And wasn't WATER RAT fit to be tied! Who was the
wiseguy that said MORYA's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at Salty's Chowder House?
Don't look at me!
Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right? DODGE BULLETS was MORYA's most
avoided team. Is there some award for that? I don't know what LORD OF DISCIPLINE's
been doing. They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from DODGE BULLETS,
that's fer sher. Can DODGE BULLETS' MARY MEI be more popular than me? She was
challenged the most, but is that really the same?
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you?
Write! (Or have someone write for you.)
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really
should stop. Its been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EYE BAGS 4910 9 0 0 107 BASH BROS BODY (541)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MERCURY 4974 13 10 1 109 PLANETS (536)
KOROSHIYA ICHI 4976 19 5 3 104 LORD OF DISCIPLINE (543)
-FUNKY CHICKEN 4816 16 11 1 101 MY GENERATION (533)
TRAVEL 5005 11 3 0 95 EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
POP TARGET 4817 20 28 0 88 DODGE BULLETS (126)
WATER RAT 5045 8 3 0 77 LORD OF DISCIPLINE (543)
ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 4813 8 4 2 71 MY GENERATION (533)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-VENUS 5013 12 6 0 62 PLANETS (536)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ACCRUED INTEREST 4796 10 8 0 52 EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)
-PLUTO 5014 8 10 0 50 PLANETS (536)
MARY MEI 5016 13 6 0 49 DODGE BULLETS (126)
PSYCHO DAD 4931 10 15 0 49 LORD OF DISCIPLINE (543)
CONSULTATION 5041 8 1 0 47 EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)
-URANUS 5025 6 8 0 42 PLANETS (536)
INSURANCE 5006 6 8 0 41 EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)
-HONG KONG FOOEY 4834 8 4 0 39 MY GENERATION (533)
STORM WARNING 5033 6 9 0 36 DODGE BULLETS (126)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LUCKY LOOIE 5022 8 9 0 33 DODGE BULLETS (126)
MONGO CRUSH 5024 8 8 0 32 LORD OF DISCIPLINE (543)
BIG GUT 4911 4 3 0 29 BASH BROS BODY (541)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-I'M JUST A BILL 4815 3 2 0 21 MY GENERATION (533)
SLINGER 5060 3 2 2 20 DODGE BULLETS (126)
-JUPITER 5051 4 5 0 17 PLANETS (536)
PREPAID EXPENSE 5054 3 3 0 15 EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MORDANT DESERTER 0 0 0 SLINGER 5060 369 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Mercury -- Another win over us Expense Accounts for your guild. Well done, you
Meanie! Did it have to be me? You fought the best and deserved the Title. Salute.
-- Travel
Mercury -- Thanks for the mention in your DM Column. I am pleased to see the Zodiacs
blossom. Soon all space will be yours. Kudos. -- Finance Manager
Uranus -- Nice try, but I guess I had more interest in winning than you did! --
Accrued Interest
Slinger -- Consider yourself slung. -- Prepaid Interest
A salute to a repeat Duelmaster who writes a fine DM Column. Keep up the great work,
Mercury. -- Finance Manager
As the DJI is plunging and perhaps correcting 10 per cent or more, perhaps this is
the time to invest, rather than punt? Perhaps. -- Finance Manager
Pluto -- ...? ...? ...! ... -- Mongo Crush
He said, "Really? Again? Too bad the Arena Master stepped in. I would have beaten
you! Then again, the guy standing around doing nothing shouldn't get tired before
the guy jumping around and doing a lot of swinging." -- Psycho Dad
Venus -- Believe it or not, that is exactly how we expected that fight to go. --
Psycho Dad
Uranus -- Yes. Psyche's record is not that impressive. He is part of that group
from 20 years ago that had high wits and will, but can't learn skills to save their
lives. Also, most of his losses are because your team keeps challenging him. He was
7-2-0 at one point. So, you are correct; his record doesn't give him the right to
have an air of superiority. But then again, your challenge history says you can't
say much about your skill either. -- Longshot
P.S. He wasn't acting superior.
P.S.S Your team doesn't want to wake the sleeping dragon.
Convicted Assassin -- Wow. I was expecting your style to walk all over me. I
mean.... Wow. That battle axe looked so wicked too. -- Water Rat
Venus -- Jorja says "Hello" back. And it's a name, not a demand. Most of the
available "husband material" isn't worth the hassle. -- Mary Mei (pronounced "may")
Water Rat -- If they were reaching for YOUR warm meal, and hanging out in YOUR safe
place, you might be harsh, too. -- Slinger
Longshot -- I've never noticed that the weather listens. But we're expecting more
snow as this newsletter goes to print.... I will be SO glad when we get past Last
Frost and into flood season. -- Jorja
Two-three. Huh.
Jupiter -- Now you've got a Big Red Spot. -- Lucky Looie
Koroshiya Ichi -- I think I need calamine lotion, you left me ichi all over. -- Pop
Target
Electric Boogaloo -- Sounds like a musical bug-zapper, doesn't it? -- Mary Mei
Well, I rained on HIS parade. -- Storm Warning
Prepaid Expense -- Right, except for the other expenses that get tacked on at the
end.... -- Slinger
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
INSURANCE was unbelievably bested by MARY MEI in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
EYE BAGS devastated WATER RAT in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
KOROSHIYA ICHI overcame M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute match.
TRAVEL savagely defeated POP TARGET in a 3 minute bloody master's duel.
ELECTRIC BOOGALOO savagely defeated CONSULTATION in a exciting 2 minute bloody fight.
PSYCHO DAD viciously subdued LUCKY LOOIE in a 5 minute gory duel.
STORM WARNING viciously subdued MONGO CRUSH in a 2 minute bloody match.
BIG GUT viciously subdued PREPAID EXPENSE in a action packed 3 minute gruesome fight.
SLINGER slaughtered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 5 AIMED BLOW 19 - 7 - 1 73 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 2 - 0 67 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 LUNGING ATTACK 14 - 10 - 0 58 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 10 - 0 55 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 19 - 16 - 3 54 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 29 - 27 - 0 52 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 19 - 1 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 16 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 13 - 0 24 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 3 - 0 0 |
Turn 369 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 3 2 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK EYE BAGS 4910 9 0 0 107 BASH BROS BODY (541)
AIMED BLOW KOROSHIYA ICHI 4976 19 5 3 104 LORD OF DISCIPLINE (543)
TOTAL PARRY TRAVEL 5005 11 3 0 95 EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)
SLASHING ATTACK WATER RAT 5045 8 3 0 77 LORD OF DISCIPLINE (543)
LUNGING ATTACK ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 4813 8 4 2 71 MY GENERATION (533)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is POP TARGET 4817. The most popular warrior this turn
was ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 4813. The ten other most popular fighters were BIG GUT 4911,
POP TARGET 4817, INSURANCE 5006, TRAVEL 5005, LUCKY LOOIE 5022, STORM WARNING 5033,
MARY MEI 5016, KOROSHIYA ICHI 4976, EYE BAGS 4910, and MONGO CRUSH 5024.
The least popular fighter this week was PREPAID EXPENSE 5054. The other ten least
popular fighters were PSYCHO DAD 4931, CONSULTATION 5041, WATER RAT 5045, SLINGER
5060, MONGO CRUSH 5024, EYE BAGS 4910, KOROSHIYA ICHI 4976, MARY MEI 5016, STORM
WARNING 5033, and LUCKY LOOIE 5022.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
KOROSHIYA ICHI (28-4976) LORD OF DISCIPLINE (543)