DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 09/12/2014 Duedate: 10/09/2014 MORYA ARENA DM-28 TURN-376 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS WATER RAT LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (543) (28-5045) [13-5-0,98] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader WATER RAT POSITION IS EMPTY LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (543) (28-5045) [13-5-0,98] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite INSURANCE BIG GUT EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506) BASH BROS BODY (541) (28-5006) [7-9-0,49] (28-4911) [6-6-0,40] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (543) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. MOST LEE (561) 51 2. BIG LAKE PURE (568) 35 EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506) 3. MEAN PEOPLE (514) 31 Unchartered Team 4. PLANETS (536) 30 5. STAFF OF LIFE (556) 24 BIG LAKE PURE (568) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1- 1*THE ANIMANIACS (563) 5 0 1 100 1/ 1 LORDS OF DISCIPLIN (543) 10 4 0 2/ 2 EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506) 192 105 6 64.6 2/ 3*MEAN PEOPLE (514) 9 6 2 3- 3 MY GENERATION (533) 62 36 4 63.3 3/ 2 EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506) 6 2 0 4/ 0*BIG LAKE PURE (568) 3 2 0 60.0 4/15*MOST LEE (561) 6 4 0 5/ 5*MEAN PEOPLE (514) 14 11 2 56.0 5/ 5 PLANETS (536) 6 8 1 6/ 4 BASH BROS BODY (541) 20 17 0 54.1 6/ 8*KARA NO TANI (559) 6 9 1 7/ 6 LORDS OF DISCIPLIN (543) 264 248 16 51.6 7/ 7*STAFF OF LIFE (556) 6 9 0 8/ 0 SEA DOGS (567) 142 139 9 50.5 8- 4*THE ANIMANIACS (563) 5 0 1 9/ 8 DODGE BULLETS (126) 524 549 17 48.8 9/11*NEW MISFITS (565) 4 6 0 10/ 9 PLANETS (536) 96 112 4 46.2 10/ 6 DODGE BULLETS (126) 4 11 0 11/11*STAFF OF LIFE (556) 10 15 0 40.0 11/ 0*BIG LAKE PURE (568) 3 2 0 12/16*MOST LEE (561) 8 12 0 40.0 12- 0 SEA DOGS (567) 2 1 0 13/12*KARA NO TANI (559) 6 9 1 40.0 13/12*JUGGALO RYDAZ (562) 2 8 0 14/13*NEW MISFITS (565) 4 6 0 40.0 14- 9 MY GENERATION (533) 1 1 0 15-15 GHOSTWALKERS (553) 19 35 3 35.2 15/14*FANATIC FURY (544) 1 1 0 16/ 7*FANATIC FURY (544) 1 2 0 33.3 16-16*HOUSE TELRUNYA (564) 1 4 0 17/ 0*CARESS OF STEEL (549) 4 11 1 26.7 17/17 BASH BROS BODY (541) 0 6 0 18/14*JUGGALO RYDAZ (562) 2 8 0 20.0 18/ 0*CARESS OF STEEL (549) 0 4 0 Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 19-17*HOUSE TELRUNYA (564) 1 4 0 20.0 19-13 GHOSTWALKERS (553) 0 3 0 20-18*OF WOLF AND MAN (558) 0 1 0 0.0 20-18*OF WOLF AND MAN (558) 0 1 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT "He killed my troll! I want him dead!" Of all the ways to enter a room and be noticed, Water Rat had just used one of the most common ones. The huge oak door to Longshot's study crashed into the wall it was hinged to and made a loud cracking sound. Longshot's study was full of its usual clutter of books. To the side he had a small table that acted as his bar. On top of it rested a humidor full of cigars and next to it was a crimson bottle of whiskey. Longshot quickly stood up and cursed under his breath at the pain that shot up through his left knee. The old wound never healed right and the cool, damp autumn air of Morya caused it to throb. A sniff of the crystal tumbler on his desk would tell that the dark, amber coloured liquid wasn't tea, but a large serving of the whiskey from the bar. Sitting across from Longshot was an Araoi. Possibly a replacement for Jackie, who was slain the week before. "What are you carrying on about?" Longshot asked. His rich baritone voice rumbled from his large frame. The elf never turned to see what the commotion was about. He sat and sipped his tea. You could tell that it was tea because of the tea pot on the serving cart sitting next to a small pitcher of milk and a honey pot with a small wooden spoon sticking out of it. "What am I carrying on about? That jackass... what's his name?" "Klyde Spectre?" "That's the one. He killed my troll! I want him dead!" "Don't worry about it. He...." "And then you send Marin to blood feud? Marin?!?!?! No offense, she doesn't have that much experience and I seriously doubt she could beat him. And... and... He killed my troll. That jackass must pay!" Longshot moved from behind the desk. "Remind me to give you a biology lesson on trolls." Longshot said. "What?" The manager of the Lords of Discipline sighed and looked over at the elf sitting there quietly. This situation was becoming more and more embarrassing. The elf never acknowledged what was going on. He was too busy adding more honey from the pot on the tea service to his cup. It was as if none of them were in the room with him. "Jackie!" Longshot shouted. Water Rat looked puzzled. Why was Longshot shouting out the name of his dead friend? Outside of the room came the thumping sounds of something big. Really big. And it was moving towards them. The elf never turned. He just seemed to be staring off at nothing and sipping his tea. Finally the scaly, grey skinned troll named Big Guy Jackie squeezed his way into the room. He was huge. His head looked like a large stone carving with big floppy ears and a huge bulbous nose. His eyes were the color of blood and always unnerved those not used to him. He had an underbite with two thrusting fangs poking out. The troll had a big grin on his face and an odd skull cap on his head. The skull cap was black and clung tightly to his head as if it was painted on. To either side of the cap were two black circles that made it look like the troll had mouse ears. "Wahtta! I was in da' coat yard lookin' fer you," the troll bellowed and put Water Rat in a great bear hug. The troll meant he was in the 'court yard'. But no one was going to dare and correct him. He then picked the tiny man up and cuddled him the same way a human would cuddle a kitten. "Funny thing about trolls. They regenerate." Longshot said trying not to laugh at how ridiculous the scene was. Water Rat was being smothered and was unable to reply. He simply gave a thumbs up. Longshot continued. "When I first recruited Jackie, I told him that 'no one would hurt him because he was so big. He mistook it as no one would try and hit him. So, he pretty much threw all defenses to the wind. I tried to convince him that he would be hurt, but he wouldn't listen and only reminded me of our 'deal'. I've been looking for his replacement for weeks now. Klyde killing him was the perfect way of getting Jackie back on the side lines." Jackie had finally put Water Rat back on the ground. "So, there is no Blood Feud?" Water Rat asked as he straightened his clothes and wiped away the troll drool from his face. "Yes. There will be one. I even told the commission that Jackie was still alive. But they want it to go forward. It seems blood feuds sell tickets. So, I am sending Marin in to let her prove herself." "Do you think she can win?" Water Rat asked his manager. "I am sending Marin in to let her prove herself." "Ahhhhhh... I see." Water Rat said with a wink. The young man was ecstatic. He had his old friend back. The two ran out of the room and the sound of Water Rat's aughter could be heard from down the hall. Longshot turned his attention back to his guest. "Sorry about that. More tea?" * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 378): ZEPHYR of Z GLADIATORZ (The Z Man, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 375): TRAVEL of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 373): PITCHFORK of USEFUL WEAPONS (Smithy, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 329): DUCK WITH SWORDS of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 351): PULLED ORC of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr) DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 345): RU BRINGER of LES TURFISTES (Le Pentarque, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 332): KINGU of MESOPOTAMIA (Var, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 326): LEIA of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 310): DYSLEXIC EDITOR of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 303): RED RED WINE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 279): JOCK-IN-THE-BOX of SCOTCH (Crip, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 280): LEPER MESSIAH of DEADLY RAGE (Var, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 280): URSULA ZAROFF of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 95): KELLUMBO'S INITS of BAD SIGNS (Dark Oracle, mgr.) DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 278): WHACKING WILLOW of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 378): Z GLADIATORZ (The Z Man, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 375): LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 373): BASH BROS OCEAN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 329): DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 351): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 344): LES TURFISTES (Le Pentarque, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 332): MESOPOTAMIA (Var, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 326): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 310): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 303): HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 279): BAD COMBINATIONS (Crip, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 280): BASH BROS REMOTE (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 280): WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.) DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 95): NONSUCH HOUSE (Dimetreas, mgr.) DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 278): BULLDOGS et al (Kennelworth, mgr.) Recent Graduates ---------------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 378): ZEPHYR of Z GLADIATORZ (The Z Man, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 375): TRAVEL of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 373): PITCHFORK of USEFUL WEAPONS (Smithy, mgr.) AMUR of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat, mgr.) (turn 372): DUST MITE of UNFIT TO BE ORCS (slugbait, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 328): ISRAFEL of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 345): ASTROTRAIN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) (turn 344): CASTLE THUNDER of OTTODROME TW (Otto X, mgr.) FLESH HUNTER of BAAL'S MINIONS (Var, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 332): KINGU of MESOPOTAMIA (Var, mgr.) HAIRY MONSTER of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 326): LEIA of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 303): RED RED WINE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 301): I MOTHER EARTH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 278): TOBEORNOTTOBE of TOTAL CHAOS (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 280): URSULA ZAROFF of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 94): WHITEY D'EAGLE of NONSUCH HOUSE (Dimetreas, mgr.) DUELMASTER'S COLUMN Notes from the arena champ. Well, here I am, as predicted, and this column will be all about me. Travel, all you ever wanted to know: ............................................................ born 10-14-11-14-20-5-10 mode TP great/norm steroided to 11-16-11-15-21-5-11 trem/good 17-3-0 arena 6 DM Titles; 12-12-0 tournaments skill learn rate = 2,53 Master - Parry; Adexes - Attack, Defense; Expert - Rip seemed to favor the BS BS 7/58/6 others 4/63/2 seemed to like mod/very low (e.g. 5-2-5) And I now become Consortium #996. I shall enjoy my vacation and will not miss this life one bit. Hasta la vista. Travel SPY REPORT Hail and well met warriors of MORYA! Know me for who I am, Zontani Sharp Eyes, Spymaster extraordinaire of all Alastari. The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with MOST LEE's team record! A 5-0-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 4th place ranking. There were bitter words at GHOSTWALKERS' guildhouse after a 0-0-0 showing this week which dropped the stable into 19th. Dark Arena anyone? CONFIDENTIAL LEE caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested KATAMERU and was awarded 20 points in recognition. In one of the week's more notable duels, CONFIDENTIAL LEE put down KATAMERU, causing it to lose 14 points of recognition in the process. Due to its absence and inability to defend the throne, TRAVEL has lost the title of Duelmaster. This time victory fell to the grasp of the usurper. All hail WATER RAT, Duelmaster of MORYA! Would you believe that over half of the old women in MORYA seem to feel that they could fight better than you gladiators? But come now, let us look deeper into the maze of contention and crossed blades that is city MORYA. I saw one fighter that warriors avoided when this week's challenge seeking began. JUGGALO RYDAZ is feared. This much I can say. Apparently the stalwarts of NEW MISFITS are catching the bulk of jests down at the challenging board for their large share of the avoids. Mighty fighters cannot but expect competition from those below. KLYDE SPECTRE take warning! You have more than a few enemies in MORYA. I can not but mention with disdain the name of MONGO CRUSH who this week posted a challenge to a warrior a full 15 points below in the rankings. I thought MONGO CRUSH showed great skill and promise when he defeated BIG GUT. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal! What warrior does not hone his years, impatiently waiting for the moment of his foe's mortality? URANUS has sworn to take up religion upon living to tell of his recent bout with the Dark Arena horrors. A rare thing indeed! Fate is a fickle mistress. She showers the miserable with fortune but sets enemies against the victorious. Remember this! The girls are as pretty in MORYA as ever I remembered them....and the fighters as ugly! Don't let your reputation slip! Ahh, but I can hear the spires of a far off city calling to me. I must away! Till next we meet remember: a fool flies into a rage quickly and often. The wise are angered by the same thing only once. Zontani Sharp Eyes DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME WATER RAT 5045 13 5 0 98 LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (543) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -EYE BAGS 4910 10 0 0 125 BASH BROS BODY (541) -FUNKY CHICKEN 4816 16 12 1 100 MY GENERATION (533) -ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 4813 11 5 2 99 MY GENERATION (533) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME VENUS 5013 14 9 0 81 PLANETS (536) PLUTO 5014 11 14 0 79 PLANETS (536) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME LUCKY LOOIE 5022 13 11 1 66 DODGE BULLETS (126) WICKER GREMLIN 5052 5 1 0 65 LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (543) CONSULTATION 5041 13 1 0 59 EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506) -ACCRUED INTEREST 4796 12 9 0 59 EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506) URANUS 5025 9 12 2 59 PLANETS (536) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME MONGO CRUSH 5024 14 9 0 55 LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (543) JUPITER 5051 7 9 0 53 PLANETS (536) INSURANCE 5006 7 9 0 49 EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506) KLYDE SPECTRE 4612 5 0 1 46 MEAN PEOPLE (514) SID SICKLE 4608 4 1 1 46 MEAN PEOPLE (514) -PREPAID EXPENSE 5054 6 4 1 40 EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506) BIG GUT 4911 6 6 0 40 BASH BROS BODY (541) -HONG KONG FOOEY 4834 8 4 0 39 MY GENERATION (533) SHOW OF HANDS 5011 2 2 0 38 CARESS OF STEEL (549) STORM WARNING 5033 7 15 0 36 DODGE BULLETS (126) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME WISE PILGRIM 5085 4 1 0 32 STAFF OF LIFE (556) -LONGSHOREMAN 5199 2 0 0 31 SEA DOGS (567) -FREEBOOTER 5201 2 2 0 28 SEA DOGS (567) SWINDLER STANG 4617 3 1 0 27 MEAN PEOPLE (514) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CONFIDENTIAL LEE 5135 1 3 0 23 MOST LEE (561) -I'M JUST A BILL 4815 3 2 0 21 MY GENERATION (533) TRICLOPS 5164 2 0 0 18 NEW MISFITS (565) -AEGIL TELRUNYA 5159 1 0 0 17 HOUSE TELRUNYA (564) KOKOROYAMA 5117 1 2 1 16 KARA NO TANI (559) QUIET LEE 5138 3 1 0 15 MOST LEE (561) VICIOUS LEE 5140 2 2 0 15 MOST LEE (561) WHEELY BALDY 5166 1 1 0 15 NEW MISFITS (565) -PICAROON 5202 1 0 0 15 SEA DOGS (567) MARIN BLEU 5134 1 2 0 15 LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (543) OMOTO 5116 3 0 0 13 KARA NO TANI (559) -WAKKO 5152 1 0 0 13 THE ANIMANIACS (563) -KATIE KABOOM 5155 1 0 1 12 THE ANIMANIACS (563) -DOT 5156 1 0 0 12 THE ANIMANIACS (563) PRECISE LEE 5136 1 2 0 12 MOST LEE (561) -MATCH 5063 3 1 0 10 GHOSTWALKERS (553) -FLINT 5064 1 3 0 10 GHOSTWALKERS (553) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME VISCIOUS HATE 5277 1 0 0 10 BIG LAKE PURE (568) -YAKKO 5154 1 0 0 10 THE ANIMANIACS (563) ANGRY MOMENTUM 5274 1 0 0 10 BIG LAKE PURE (568) DECEIFTUL NEED 5278 1 0 0 9 BIG LAKE PURE (568) FURIOUS LEE 5137 1 3 0 8 MOST LEE (561) MYRON MEI 5081 1 5 0 8 DODGE BULLETS (126) -STEEL 5109 1 1 0 8 GHOSTWALKERS (553) KATAMERU 5119 2 1 0 7 KARA NO TANI (559) NEPTUNE 5149 1 1 0 7 PLANETS (536) PASSIONAIRE 5191 1 0 0 7 STAFF OF LIFE (556) REPULSO 5167 1 1 0 6 NEW MISFITS (565) -PESTO 5153 1 0 0 6 THE ANIMANIACS (563) SHORT SIGHTED 5276 0 1 0 5 BIG LAKE PURE (568) DEADEYE DALE 5168 1 1 0 4 DODGE BULLETS (126) ANGER 4978 1 1 0 4 FANATIC FURY (544) MOONGLORIOUS 5144 1 1 0 4 JUGGALO RYDAZ (562) VIOLET J 5142 1 1 0 4 JUGGALO RYDAZ (562) GAKUGAIMASU 5115 0 3 0 3 KARA NO TANI (559) RABID RODENT 5165 0 2 0 2 NEW MISFITS (565) APOCALYPTOR 5163 0 2 0 2 NEW MISFITS (565) -UNCLE FIRESIDE 5007 0 2 0 2 CARESS OF STEEL (549) BILLY BILL 5145 0 2 0 2 JUGGALO RYDAZ (562) -MONSTER 4979 0 1 0 1 FANATIC FURY (544) -OTHES TELRUNYA 5162 0 1 0 1 HOUSE TELRUNYA (564) LIGHTLY STONE 5282 0 1 0 1 DODGE BULLETS (126) WING HARPER 5194 0 1 0 1 STAFF OF LIFE (556) HIAME 5171 0 1 0 1 KARA NO TANI (559) -AMAROT TELRUNYA 5158 0 1 0 1 HOUSE TELRUNYA (564) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? JAR JAR BINKS 0 0 0 KOKOROYAMA 5117 376 NONE DA1 5275 0 1 0 BIG LAKE PURE 568 MOUNTAIN TROLL 376 NONE BY-TOR 5010 0 3 0 CARESS OF STEEL 549 MOUNTAIN TROLL 376 NONE FAWN-EYED GIRL 5008 1 2 1 CARESS OF STEEL 549 DARK CHAMPION 376 NONE MYSTIC RHYTHM 5009 1 2 0 CARESS OF STEEL 549 SPYMASTER 376 NONE DARK CHAMPION 0 0 0 DARK ARENA URANUS 5025 376 NONE SLINGER 5060 5 6 2 DODGE BULLETS 126 SID SICKLE 4608 375 THUMPER 5068 5 7 0 GHOSTWALKERS 553 LUCKY LOOIE 5022 372 NOT REVENGED MISERY 5143 0 2 0 JUGGALO RYDAZ 562 BLACK ORC 376 NONE SHAGGY 2 DOPE 5141 0 2 0 JUGGALO RYDAZ 562 BANDIT PRINCE 376 NONE HIOMI 5118 0 2 0 KARA NO TANI 559 KATIE KABOOM 5155 375 BIG GUY JACKIE 5080 2 3 0 LORDS OF DISCIPL 543 KLYDE SPECTRE 4612 375 ALMOST AVERAGE 5170 0 1 0 MEAN PEOPLE 514 MOUNTAIN TROLL 376 NONE BIG SLOW BAD 5169 0 1 0 MEAN PEOPLE 514 WURM KIN 376 NONE ANIMAL 5192 0 1 0 STAFF OF LIFE 556 WURM KIN 376 NONE SLASHIONISTA 5193 0 1 0 STAFF OF LIFE 556 SHEWISH GIANT 376 NONE AMOS 5079 1 1 0 THE PROPHETS 555 PREPAID EXPENSE 5054 372 NOT REVENGED PERSONAL ADS Duelmaster Travel is done traveling. He is now on a long vacation to the beaches of all pleasure and no battles. I am proud of him. Read about him in the DM Column. -- Finance Manager Funky -- You will look good in my chicken salad. Thanks for the tussle. -- Travel Jupiter -- Keep on challenging. I am having a great time! -- Consulting Gig Gut -- Thanks for sharing your couch, your snacks, and your loss. -- Prepaid Expense. Health. Humility. Honor. Balanced Budget. -- Finance Manager Morya Arena -- I humbly submit, for your approval, Team Most Lee. -- Bruce Lee, Mgr. A wholly owned subsidiary of Trump Gladiatorial Enterprises Aegil Telrunya -- I can't believe I trained a whole month for that poor showing! Back to the drawing board.... -- Quiet Lee Othes Telrunya -- Do you think I should change my name to "Lucky Lee"?!? *grins* Now that was funny, I don't care you who are. -- Vicious Lee Triclops -- *Argh!* I trained for a WHOLE MONTH! and I didn't even get to swing once. Plus, those nurses at the infirmary made me really mad! Dueling sucks. -- Furious Lee Repulso -- Bad matchup ... for me. -- Precise Lee Violet J -- I've watched the video. I have consulted with consultants. I even google'd myself. I still don't understand how I lost that fight. -- Confidential Lee G Staff -- I believe we were standing too near each other when the Arenamaster looked out his window. -- Tetsu Tokage Hear the creak of the wagon's wheels, see my face painted warriors train and see some ot them sent to the Dark Areana for failing me. The Carnival is here to stay. -- Ringmaster Juggalo Rydaz -- Ringmaster, welcome. If our teams meet, it will only be friendly sparring. For we are on teh same side; LIFE! -- Staff of Stargazer & all Morya -- Greetings, I'm G, the spirit behind Staff of Life. I like it here already. Fight on! (and write personal ads in a big marker...) Longshot -- So speaky none. -- Nogoonads, on the sands no longer Accrued Interest and Prepaid Expense -- When we win, we do not feel like cretins. We do not care for name-calling. -- Jupiter and Venus Water Rat -- According to page 331 of "The World Almanac and Book of Facts 2008" the Dwarf planets are Ceres, Eris and Pluto. Besides, I think the Gladiatorial Commission, would even allow a fighter named Pallas to be on my team. -- Stargazer, mgr Planets What about Vesta? That's a darned big asteroid, too. Longshot -- I may as well give credit where it is due. Your team gave us a good thumping this turn. -- Stargazer All -- ROOOAAAAARRR!!!! -- Anger Prepaid Expense -- We'll take that loss for a free fight. -- Big Gut & Assur Street Legal -- Bash Bros Body will be participating in the Slaughter Challenge. And now that I have a team I like, hopefully it will stay intact through turn 1. -- Assur Juggalo Rydaz -- You do realize this isn't Mordant, don't you? -- Inquiring Minds P.S. Okay, probably a slip of the typist's fingers. Twelve dead, that means the city will perish twice over! Woe! Woe! Jackie -- What would be the point of crying? -- Slinger Our congratulations to Travel, on the road again. -- Jorja and Dodge Bullets Three-two and a death. It is a sad observation that we've had much worse turns. Hope the next one will be a better! -- Lucky Looie Mongo Crush -- I'm surprised that didn't take longer. -- Lucky Looie P.S. Come to think of it, there'd have been no point in you asking for mercy if I couldn't understand you. Maybe if you got some flash-cards or something to signal basic stuff like, "I surrender"? Wise Pilgrim -- Indeed, it's a wise traveler on the road of life who takes not of the warnings. -- Storm Warning Sid Sickle -- Mean indeed! That you killed me... eh. I didn't like it, but that kind of stuff happens. But "easily killed"? That's an insult added to the injury. -- Ghost of Slinger Wakko -- What the heck? -- Myron Mei Shaggy 2 Dope -- Gotcha! -- Deadeye Dale P.S. When did I become a golem? Travel -- Good riddance. Now they'll be some new blood on the throne. Oh, yeah... Congratulations. -- Longshot Finance Manager -- Nope. We are not the same person. -- Longshot Lucky Looie -- ...! ... -- Mongo Krush Black is black. Wicker is wicker. Neither is the new anything. -- Wicker Gremlin Klyde Spectre -- You had better be happy Jackie is still around. I was coming for you, buddy. -- Water Rat Mercury -- The Lords always said you had more luck than skill. I guess that the business you were talking about. Congratulations again. -- Longshot Kokoroyama -- That was an interesting fight, to say the least. Until next time. -- Marin Bleu Welcome to House Telrunya, Animaniacs, Juggalo Rydaz, New Misfits, and Most Lee. I hope you guys stick around and actually play. -- Longshot and the Lords Assurnasirbanipal -- Okay. I was wondering why the sudden increase in deaths. That was just an amazing sight. That is until last turn. -- Longshot 20 August 14 SLAUGHTER CHALLENGE 2 Several years ago I ran a contest known as the "Slaughter Challenge" which was the idea of a member of my alliance at the time. We unfortunately lost him during a robbery attempt at the store he worked at. This November will mark the 10th anniversary of his passing so I have decided to run the Slaughter Challenge again in remembrance of him. Rich Hammes was a member of my alliance, the Vendetta Cartel, and had sponsored me into the alliance. Rich was a common poster to both the Yahoo Duelmasters group as well as the Duel2 boards and our Alliance's Yahoo group. He went by the handle GameOgre on the Duel2 boards and was known by the name Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest. He was a very kind and thoughtful man who always had time to talk with not only his alliance-mates but anyone else who wanted to discuss Duelmasters. He also had time to talk with anyone about personal life issues if he felt he could help. He was a daily, and prolific, poster to these sites and seemed to enjoy the interaction with others regarding this game that he loved so much. I would also like everyone to know that he spent several years in the US Navy serving on a Nuclear attack Submarine in protection of our nation. He was well loved, and well known, by the community in which he lived even spending time at a local Ice Cream Shop around closing time to assure that the lady who owned the store was safe as she was often alone when she closed her shop. He was a well known and much loved member of his local community. His death was grieved by his local San Diego community where they held a candle-light vigil for him and many expressed their disbelief that he was gone. These are just a scant few examples of what a kind and caring man he was and why not only our gaming community lost a great deal on that fateful day, but also shows why there was tremendous sadness among the community in which he lived. It is near to 10 years since his passing and there are many times I wonder, "What would Rich think about this...." I miss my friend dearly to this day and I hope you will come join us in this contest idea which he himself came up with. He thought we should all learn to appreciate what Jorja does to keep our smaller arenas alive and populated! The contest will be held in Morya, arena 28, beginning on the turn that is due on November 6th, 2014 (turn 378 I believe). Tourney participation is not allowed during the contest but the contest will start after the fall Mailer so you can get your warriors a few fight experience should you choose to. The timing of the contest was done to allow entry into the fall mailer. The rules are fairly simple and inspired to let us all feel what it is like to run warriors like Jorja does. Her teams across Alastari may sometimes be taken for granted so this contest will allow us to appreciate her teams a little better as they populate the arenas we fight in. The Rules-- There are no challenges, avoids, bloodfeuds, or tourneys allowed and only one single use of the Dark Arena is allowed after the contest begins. Win or lose the Dark Arena is allowed but once, so if you want your warrior dead be sure and throw the fight! The contest will last for 12 turns. May I point out that if you use your Dark Arena fight you will get either 2 points, for winning, or -2, for losing, and ALL fights count in the scoring. It matters not if you fight a non-contest warrior or a stand- in; they still count as much as fighting a contest warrior. This will be a test of basic strategy with a touch of luck added in as well. If anyone should break the no tourney rule they will lose 5 points for each warrior entered and those warriors, and any subsequent warriors who replace them in death, cannot score points! The one exception are the dead tourneys. Should you wish you may enter your warriors in dead tourneys, since they are not a member of your team, or even the living, at the time. The warrior may even return to the contest if a natural opening can be found for it, or you choose to use your Dark Arena fight to make that opening (if you still have that option left). Break the no DA, challenge, or avoid rules and you will be DQed as soon as the transgression is discovered. To keep the contest playing field as level as possible, we will have no messing with these rules. Of course you may DA the one time, just as a clarification, but the second time gets you DQed. This also counts if it is found you bring a second team in for the purpose of making challenges; you will be DQed. Scoring is as follows: 1 point for winning 1 point for killing (giving 2 in total, 1 for the win and 1 for the kill) 1 point for at least one of your warriors writing a personal (regardless of number of personals beyond one you still only get one point). Make sure it is written from one of your team's warriors and not simply the manager entity or you will not get the point. -1 point for losing -1 point for being killed (giving -2 in total, -1 for losing and -1 for being killed) -5 points and the loss of that warrior's slot for scoring the remainder of the contest for entering a warrior into a REGULAR tourney (again DEAD tourney is open) The Prizes: 1st place -- +1 bonus to one warrior on the team, 1 resurrection potion, and 1 favorite knowledge 2nd place -- +1 bonus for one warrior, 1 favorites knowledge 3rd place -- +1 bonus for one warrior Iron Manager Award -- Run 54 of the possible 60 fights and get a +1 bonus potion The bonus potions and favorites knowledge must be used on warriors with 5 FE or more and MUST be used within 2 turns of the end of the contest. The resurrection potion must be used within 6 months of the end of the contest but may be used on any warrior regardless of FE. ALL prizes must be used on the contest team, they are NOT transferable to another team! If you wish to participate please notify Street Legal via Personal Ad in arena 28, on the Duel2 forums, or in Chatzy! 10 September 14 Announcing the 1st Veterans Ballot for the Shadowspire Hall of Fame. Here are the voting rules. First Ballot: Anyone that has played a turn in Shadowspire during turns 1-200 is eligible to vote. One ballot per player. Having multiple teams does not mean more than one ballot. Give Team name and Manager/Real Name when voting. Vote for a max of 10 warriors on the ballot. You CANNOT vote for your own warriors during the first vote. The top 10 warriors receiving votes will go to the Finals Ballot. (Any ties for tenth will be also be included in finals.) NOTE: All warriors that DO NOT receive at least one vote will not be eligible for future HOF ballots. The Finals Ballot: It will be a YES or NO vote by all players that have graduated a warrior from Shadowpsire in the first 200 turns. For a warrior to be inducted into Hall of Fame they must receive at least 60% yes vote. Ballots are available at the Shadowspire Hall of Fame at Google Drive (Click the 81HOFBALLOT pdf or excel file, the print or download option is at top of page) or requesting one by diplo to Clan Longbeard(39) in DM 81 or by the email listed below. https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B_GugEukwTCWRnVtLVFVNXBZeGM&usp=sharing How to place your votes: 1--You can print the pdf ballot and fill out, then diplo to me or ask for my mailing address by private message to mail directly. 2--You can download the excel sheet and fill out and save, then email ballot as an attachment. (The excel Ballot is protected, so you can only write in the proper areas.) 3--You can just email your Team name/Manager/Real Name and the names of the 10 warriors you are voting for to the email to cjcaviness1962 at gmail dot com. Anyone that knows players that have played in Shadowspire that are not currently active, please contact them and ask them to participate in the voting, they have earned the right and we want their participation. Visionist/Chris Caviness Clan Longbeard DM 81 LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS URANUS viciously butchered DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. MYSTIC RHYTHM was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee. SHAGGY 2 DOPE was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel. BY-TOR was viciously butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest. MISERY was savagely slain by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena competition. FAWN-EYED GIRL was dispatched by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. ALMOST AVERAGE was killed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl. ANIMAL was easily killed by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee. SLASHIONISTA was slaughtered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel. BIG SLOW BAD was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. DA1 was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel. MARIN BLEU was defeated by KLYDE SPECTRE in a 2 minute Bloodfeud match. VENUS viciously subdued LUCKY LOOIE in a exciting 1 minute veteran's Challenge bout. MONGO CRUSH unbelievably bested BIG GUT in a 3 minute Challenge conflict. JUPITER was luckily beaten by CONSULTATION in a tiring 8 minute Challenge brawl. RABID RODENT was handily defeated by PRECISE LEE in a 1 minute Challenge conflict. QUIET LEE won victory over REPULSO in a 2 minute amateur's Challenge bout. FURIOUS LEE won victory over APOCALYPTOR in a 1 minute novice's Challenge fray. WATER RAT bested PLUTO in a popular 1 minute master's Title brawl. WICKER GREMLIN beat SHOW OF HANDS in a 2 minute brutal match. INSURANCE overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute bloody one-sided match. STORM WARNING was bested by SID SICKLE in a 2 minute gory contest. MYRON MEI was overpowered by WHEELY BALDY in a 1 minute one-sided duel. CONFIDENTIAL LEE overpowered KATAMERU in a 1 minute uneven fray. KOKOROYAMA put to death JAR JAR BINKS in a exciting 7 minute gory novice's contest. OMOTO narrowly defeated SHORT SIGHTED in a 2 minute gory novice's duel. VICIOUS LEE won victory over MOONGLORIOUS in a exciting 1 minute novice's fight. GAKUGAIMASU lost to PASSIONAIRE in a 2 minute beginner's bout. VIOLET J was handily defeated by SWINDLER STANG in a 1 minute uneven bout. WISE PILGRIM overpowered DEADEYE DALE in a 2 minute uneven competition. BILLY BILL was overpowered by TRICLOPS in a 1 minute one-sided fight. NEPTUNE won victory over LIGHTLY STONE in a 2 minute novice's fray. ANGER was beaten by VISCIOUS HATE in a popular 1 minute brutal novice's match. DECEIFTUL NEED beat WING HARPER in a exciting 1 minute beginner's bout. ANGRY MOMENTUM devastated HIAME in a 1 minute one-sided duel. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |BASHING ATTACK 10 LUNGING ATTACK 19 - 7 - 1 73 | |STRIKING ATTACK 9 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 6 - 1 57 | |AIMED BLOW 8 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 6 - 0 54 | |SLASHING ATTACK 7 AIMED BLOW 22 - 20 - 0 52 | |TOTAL PARRY 6 TOTAL PARRY 29 - 28 - 2 51 | |LUNGING ATTACK 5 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 10 - 0 50 | |PARRY-LUNGE 4 SLASHING ATTACK 23 - 25 - 3 48 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 22 - 2 44 | |WALL OF STEEL 3 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 35 - 1 30 | |PARRY-STRIKE 2 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 16 - 0 20 | Turn 376 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 3 SLASHING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 3 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 5 2 TOTAL PARRY AIMED BLOW 4 - 4 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 9 1 LUNGING ATTACK PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE TOTAL PARRY 3 - 3 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 AIMED BLOW TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME SLASHING ATTACK WATER RAT 5045 13 5 0 98 LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (543) PARRY-LUNGE VENUS 5013 14 9 0 81 PLANETS (536) PARRY-RIPOSTE WICKER GREMLIN 5052 5 1 0 65 LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (543) TOTAL PARRY CONSULTATION 5041 13 1 0 59 EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506) LUNGING ATTACK KLYDE SPECTRE 4612 5 0 1 46 MEAN PEOPLE (514) PARRY-STRIKE SID SICKLE 4608 4 1 1 46 MEAN PEOPLE (514) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is INSURANCE 5006. The most popular warrior this turn was BIG GUT 4911. The ten other most popular fighters were NEPTUNE 5149, URANUS 5025, KLYDE SPECTRE 4612, VENUS 5013, WATER RAT 5045, SID SICKLE 4608, PASSIONAIRE 5191, WISE PILGRIM 5085, DECEIFTUL NEED 5278, and ALMOST AVERAGE 5170. The least popular fighter this week was CONSULTATION 5041. The other ten least popular fighters were KOKOROYAMA 5117, HIAME 5171, BILLY BILL 5145, VIOLET J 5142, KATAMERU 5119, MYRON MEI 5081, APOCALYPTOR 5163, RABID RODENT 5165, LUCKY LOOIE 5022, and MARIN BLEU 5134. The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn: TRAVEL (28-5005) EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)