DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/30/2015    Duedate: 02/26/2015

MORYA ARENA

DM-28    TURN-381

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

EYE BAGS
BASH BROS BODY (541)
(28-4910) [14-0-0,162]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

EYE BAGS                       BARBARA ANN
BASH BROS BODY (541)           GOLDEN OLDIES (577)
(28-4910) [14-0-0,162]         (28-5429) [3-2-0,48]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DEEDERS                        FLO VALVE
TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)          OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
(28-5419) [12-8-1,78]          (28-4243) [8-9-1,85]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

LUNAE MILITES (387)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. OF WOLF AND MAN (558)       46
2. GOLDEN OLDIES (577)         46      BIG SHOTS (574)
3. TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)       45      Unchartered Team
4. BEAR LAKE BULLIES (578)     44
5. BIG LAKE PURE (568)         39      BEAR LAKE BULLIES (578)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*BEAR LAKE BULLIES (578)    4   1  0 80.0   1/ 1 LUNAE MILITES (387)      11  4 1
 2/ 1 BIG SHOTS (574)           88  46  4 65.7   2/ 2 SEA DOGS (567)           10  5 2
 3- 3 MY GENERATION (533)       64  39  4 62.1   3/ 6 BASH BROS BODY (541)     10  5 0
 4/ 4 PANDORA'S CARDS (570)     64  45  3 58.7   4/18*OF WOLF AND MAN (558)    10  5 0
 5/10*GOLDEN OLDIES (577)       15  11  1 57.7   5/11 TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)    10  5 0
 6/ 8 BASH BROS BODY (541)      33  25  0 56.9   6/14 BIG SHOTS (574)           9  6 1
 7/ 6 MEAN PEOPLE (514)         26  23  3 53.1   7/ 3 CLASSIC ARCADE (415)      9  6 0
 8/ 9 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)   238 215 11 52.5   8/ 4*MOST LEE (561)            9  6 0
 9/19*OF WOLF AND MAN (558)     11  10  0 52.4   9/17 SERPENTS HOLD (575)       9  6 0
10/12 SEA DOGS (567)           156 145 12 51.8  10/20*GOLDEN OLDIES (577)       8  7 1
11-11 LORDS OF DISCIPLIN (543) 273 257 17 51.5  11/16 MAGICAL MADNESS (417)     8  7 0
12/13 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)     52  49  2 51.5  12/22 STAFF OF LIFE (556)       7  8 2
13/ 7*NEW MISFITS (565)         18  17  1 51.4  13/15*JUGGALO RYDAZ (562)       7  8 1
14/15 LUNAE MILITES (387)       83  84  7 49.7  14/ 9 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)     7  8 0
15/17 MAGICAL MADNESS (417)     55  57  1 49.1  15/ 7 PANDORA'S CARDS (570)     7  8 0
16-14 DODGE BULLETS (126)      525 549 17 48.9  16/10 MEAN PEOPLE (514)         6  9 1
17/16*MOST LEE (561)            20  22  0 47.6  17/13 COMIC STRIPS (557)        6  9 0
18/18 CLASSIC ARCADE (415)      68  76  4 47.2  18/ 5 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)    5 10 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/21 TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)     49  63  5 43.8  19/12*NEW MISFITS (565)         5 10 0
20/20 COMIC STRIPS (557)        21  30  2 41.2  20/ 0*BEAR LAKE BULLIES (578)   4  1 0
21/24 STAFF OF LIFE (556)       20  30  2 40.0  21- 8 LORDS OF DISCIPLIN (543)  4  5 0
22-23*NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)      6   9  2 40.0  22-21*FANATIC FURY (544)        4  5 0
23/22*THRESHOLD (560)            9  16  0 36.0  23-19*NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)     4  6 1
24/26*BIG LAKE PURE (568)       10  19  1 34.5  24/25*BIG LAKE PURE (568)       4 11 0
25/25*JUGGALO RYDAZ (562)       12  23  1 34.3  25/24*THRESHOLD (560)           3 12 0
26-28*FANATIC FURY (544)         6  14  0 30.0  26-27 MY GENERATION (533)       2  3 0
27/29 SERPENTS HOLD (575)       28  66  1 29.8  27-28 DODGE BULLETS (126)       1  0 0
28/ 0 BIZARRO SQUAD (537)       12  30  3 28.6  28/ 0 BIZARRO SQUAD (537)       1  4 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

To all managers, I bring you a team that is far and beyond those of any other I have
run.  I have gone all over the world and the realms inbetween in my search for
fighters to join my chosen.  In that search I found many a good fighter, but I wanted
better than good--I wanted Great warriors and I found them.
Five warriors I bring you.  Alow me to introduce them to you.
     First, Orihime, the beautiful brunette.  If she doesn't have you groveling at
her feet, begging for your life on the sands, she will have you groveling at her
feet, begging for her favor.
     Second, Matsumoto, the beautiful blonde.  Cold, cruel and brutal.  Good luck
getting her attraction, unless you are at her feet in the sand with her standing over
you.
     Third, Spiral Flam, the fast and deadly warrior.  He is so fast that he will
have you beaten before you know it.
     Fourth, Bain, the mighty ravisher.  Let this man get hold of you and there is no
escape.  He will destroy any in his way and turn them into grains of sand and add
them to the arena.
     Fifth, the last but certainly not the last is the ravishing raven-haired beauty
known as Nico Robin.  She is as stunning on the sands as she is in person.  But be
warned, she'd as easily take your life than your advances.
     And there you have my chosen fighters.  I look forward to all the fights and
maybe new friends in my new home.

                                          Abyss,
                                          DM46, Abyss' Dark

      * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ *

                           Slaughter Contest
                             Turn 3 Report

                               Turn        Turn  Total  Total
Score  Team                    Record      Score Fights DA's
13     LUNAE MILITES (387)     2-3-0-0, Y    0   15/15   0
 9     SEA DOGS (567)          2-3-0-0, Y    0   15/15   0
 7     CLASSIC ARCADE (415)    4-1-0-0, Y    4   15/15   0
 6     PANDORA'S CARDS (570)   4-1-0-0, Y    4   15/15   0
 6     OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)  2-3-1-0, N    0   15/15   0
 6     MOST LEE (561)          5-0-0-0, Y    6   15/15   0
 6     BASH BROS BODY (541)    4-1-0-0, Y    4   15/15   0
 5     UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)   1-4-0-0, Y   -2   15/15   0
 4     NEW MISFITS (565)       3-2-0-0, Y    2   15/15   0
 4     MEAN PEOPLE (514)       1-4-0-1, Y   -3   15/15   0
 4     COMIC STRIPS (557)      2-3-0-1, Y   -1   14/15   0
 3     RUMBLE FROGS (572)      0-0-0-0, N    0    5/15   0
 3     BIG SHOTS (574)         4-1-0-0, Y    4   14/15   0
 2     OF WOLF AND MAN (558)   2-3-0-0, Y    0   15/15   0
 1     TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)   3-2-0-0, N    1   15/15   0
 1     MAGICAL MADNESS (417)   3-2-0-0, N    1   15/15   0
 1     GOLDEN OLDIES (577)     3-2-1-0, Y    3   15/15   0
 0     SERPENTS HOLD (575)     3-2-0-1, Y    1   15/15   1
-1     FANATIC FURY (544)      2-3-0-0, N   -1   12/15   0
-2     STAFF OF LIFE (556)     3-2-1-0, Y    3   15/15   0
-2     NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)   3-2-1-0, N    2   15/15   1
-3     JUGGALO RYDAZ (562)     2-3-0-0, Y    0   15/15   0
-6     ACTION SIX NEWS (569)   0-0-0-0, N    0    5/15   0
-6     EXPENSE ACCOUNT (506)   0-0-0-0, N    0    5/15   0
-7     THRESHOLD (560)         1-4-0-1, N   -4   15/15   1
-8     BIG LAKE PURE (568)     0-5-0-1, N   -6   15/15   0

Moderators:
   Street Legal & Assurnasirbanipal

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, in MORYA a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets poor.  So 
bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news.  Now, what did these guys have for 
breakfast this morning?  OF WOLF AND MAN has turned a 4-1-0 into 4th place from 18th. 
Give me the recipe!  OTTO'S MECHANICS must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped 
from 5th to 18th this turn, with a 1-4-0 acting as the weight.  The SERPENTS HOLD 
guild has had a 4-1-0 turn and deserves to be watched in the future.  You never know 
where this kind of thing can lead.  On their very first turn, BEAR LAKE BULLIES had a 
4-1-0, and with this kind of luck or skill, should do well.  Welcome to MORYA.  And 
let's see, BARBARA ANN fought WOODFORD and gained 24 points and contributed to GOLDEN 
OLDIES' 4-1-0.  WOODFORD has lost to BARBARA ANN, falling 13 points, while helping 
make BIG SHOTS a 2-3-1 turn.  Due to his absence and inability to defend the throne, 
FUNKY CHICKEN has lost the title of Duelmaster.  And not without some honor, EYE BAGS 
now claims the title and throne of Duelmaster of MORYA.  Can someone confirm a rumor 
for me?  I hear the top team makes their losing fighters do dishes at Arthur's Last 
Stand until they win.  Maybe?   
     He who challenges well, fights well.  He who avoids without cause, shall lose 
for good reasons.  My mama told me that one.   
     We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and 
shave it close?  A brave warrior does not carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover 
or hide when the fight is over.  Consider well.   
     Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the 
sweetest.  Always good to rest in MORYA, but never good to wear out my welcome.  Look 
for me in future turns.  Until you see my quill in MORYA again, farewell-- Alarond 
the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EYE BAGS 4910                14   0  0   162       BASH BROS BODY (541)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FREDDY FENDER 3956           18  21  1   121       OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
-FUNKY CHICKEN 4816           17  12  1   111       MY GENERATION (533)
 GALAXIAN 4188                13   5  1   110       CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
 DRUNKEN DONUT 3712           16   5  0    97       UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
 LUNA KNIGHT 3445             17  20  0    96       LUNAE MILITES (387)
 LUSTY LISA 5412              11  13  2    96       TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)
 THE HIEROPHANT 5298          13   4  0    93       PANDORA'S CARDS (570)
 SAILOR MOON 4133              9   5  0    92       LUNAE MILITES (387)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GORDONS 5337                 13   3  0    90       BIG SHOTS (574)
 TALISMAN 3667                12  12  1    89       MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
 RARE BREED 5350              15   9  0    88       BIG SHOTS (574)
 FLO VALVE 4243                8   9  1    85       OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
-MONGO CRUSH 5024             16  11  0    83       LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (543)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STICKY VICKI 5421             9  13  1    81       TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)
-ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 4813       11   6  2    80       MY GENERATION (533)
 DEEDERS 5419                 12   8  1    78       TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)
 HUB CAPP 4168                15  11  0    76       OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
 ACE OF CUPS 5288             13  12  3    76       PANDORA'S CARDS (570)
 QUEEN OF PENTACLES 5294       8   4  0    76       PANDORA'S CARDS (570)
 FROGGER 3656                 14  15  0    72       CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
 KLYDE SPECTRE 4612            8   2  1    69       MEAN PEOPLE (514)
 SID SICKLE 4608               7   3  1    67       MEAN PEOPLE (514)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LUCKY LOOIE 5022             13  11  1    66       DODGE BULLETS (126)
 CARJACK 4047                  9   5  0    66       UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
-WICKER GREMLIN 5052           7   3  0    62       LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (543)
 BIG GUT 4911                  9   8  0    61       BASH BROS BODY (541)
 BAD MOON RISING 4019         11  11  1    58       LUNAE MILITES (387)
 SCALES 5374                   6   2  0    58       SERPENTS HOLD (575)
-HONG KONG FOOEY 4834          9   4  0    57       MY GENERATION (533)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RUNE 4083                     7   5  0    55       MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
 QIX 4245                      6   3  0    54       CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
 LONGSHOREMAN 5199             5   1  0    54       SEA DOGS (567)
 BLUE MOON 4373                4   0  1    50       LUNAE MILITES (387)
 BARBARA ANN 5429              3   2  0    48       GOLDEN OLDIES (577)
 PEGGY SUE 5426                4   2  1    45       GOLDEN OLDIES (577)
 WHEELY BALDY 5166             5   2  1    40       NEW MISFITS (565)
 MURZIO KORST 5157             3   1  0    40       OF WOLF AND MAN (558)
 WOODFORD 5338                11   5  1    39       BIG SHOTS (574)
 CASANOVA 4886                 5   7  0    37       BIZARRO SQUAD (537)
-STORM WARNING 5033            7  15  0    36       DODGE BULLETS (126)
 PICAROON 5202                 5   0  0    35       SEA DOGS (567)
 MAMBA 5373                    5   3  0    35       SERPENTS HOLD (575)
 CAVOLA ZAPAYO 5112            3   1  0    35       OF WOLF AND MAN (558)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TODD MAYES 4883               5   6  3    33       BIZARRO SQUAD (537)
 SNOOPY 5095                   4   1  1    33       COMIC STRIPS (557)
 FREEBOOTER 5201               4   4  0    33       SEA DOGS (567)
 WING HARPER 5194              4   2  1    32       STAFF OF LIFE (556)
-12 BRAVO 5334                 3   0  1    32       NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)
 MAYBELLINE 5428               2   2  0    32       GOLDEN OLDIES (577)
 CHANTILLY LACE 5430           5   3  0    31       GOLDEN OLDIES (577)
 PASSIONNAIRE 5191             4   2  0    31       STAFF OF LIFE (556)
 TEDDY WESTSIDE 5122           4   1  0    31       THRESHOLD (560)
 TANNER 5387                   4   5  0    31       SERPENTS HOLD (575)
 CANTA THE SHARK 5111          1   3  0    31       OF WOLF AND MAN (558)
 VICIOUS LEE 5140              5   3  0    30       MOST LEE (561)
-I'M JUST A BILL 4815          3   3  0    30       MY GENERATION (533)
 ZAXXON 4172                   6  10  1    29       CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
 WISE PILGRIM 5085             5   5  0    29       STAFF OF LIFE (556)
 SWASHBUCKLER 5197             3   1  3    29       SEA DOGS (567)
 TRICLOPS 5164                 5   2  0    28       NEW MISFITS (565)
 CASSELLIUS 5431               3   1  0    27       TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)
 SPRAIN 5195                   2   2  0    27       BASH BROS BODY (541)
 WACKY WICCAN 4314             4   2  0    26       MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
 RECEDING HAIR LINE 5125       3   1  0    26       BASH BROS BODY (541)
 ANGRY MOMENTUM 5274           3   3  0    25       BIG LAKE PURE (568)
 VIOLET J 5142                 2   5  0    25       JUGGALO RYDAZ (562)
 ACNE 5147                     1   3  0    25       BASH BROS BODY (541)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE LOVERS 5290               4   2  0    24       PANDORA'S CARDS (570)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HIGHWINE 5440                 2   0  1    23       BIG SHOTS (574)
 BILLY BILL 5145               2   5  0    23       JUGGALO RYDAZ (562)
 WHITE DEVIL 5451              1   0  0    23       BIG LAKE PURE (568)
 QUIET LEE 5138                5   3  0    22       MOST LEE (561)
 HAGAR 5092                    4   4  0    22       COMIC STRIPS (557)
 DIAMONDBACK 5366              3   1  0    22       SERPENTS HOLD (575)
 NUTTY NECROMANCER 5328        1   3  0    22       MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
 REPULSO 5167                  4   3  0    21       NEW MISFITS (565)
 LEAN MAC 5313                 3   2  1    21       MEAN PEOPLE (514)
 FOOLISH LEE 5363              3   1  0    21       MOST LEE (561)
 KICK-MAN 5436                 2   1  0    21       CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
-MARIN BLEU 5134               2   5  0    21       LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (543)
 VISCIOUS HATE 5277            3   2  0    19       BIG LAKE PURE (568)
-BONE SAW 5331                 2   1  0    19       NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)
-DEADEYE DALE 5168             2   1  0    19       DODGE BULLETS (126)
 KNIGHT OF CUPS 5289           2   2  0    18       PANDORA'S CARDS (570)
 CORSAIR 5198                  2   2  0    17       SEA DOGS (567)
 BELOW DARK 5124               2   3  0    17       THRESHOLD (560)
-ANGER 4978                    2   3  0    17       FANATIC FURY (544)
 HOBBES 5106                   3   5  0    16       COMIC STRIPS (557)
 RENARD DA KOVA 5114           1   3  0    16       OF WOLF AND MAN (558)
 POT HOLE 5044                 2   2  0    15       UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
 SHORT SIGHTED 5276            1   5  1    15       BIG LAKE PURE (568)
 INCANTATION 5057              3   1  0    14       MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
 CRATOS RAMIRO 5110            3   1  0    14       OF WOLF AND MAN (558)
 PINK SHIRT 5336               2   1  0    14       BIG SHOTS (574)
-FURIEL 5360                   2   1  0    14       FANATIC FURY (544)
 JONNY FEVER 5454              1   0  0    14       BEAR LAKE BULLIES (578)
 APOCALYPTOR 5163              3   4  0    13       NEW MISFITS (565)
 SMOG THE HOG 5281             1   3  1    13       UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
 THE LARPER 5456               1   0  0    13       BEAR LAKE BULLIES (578)
 BLOOP 5327                    3   1  0    12       JUGGALO RYDAZ (562)
 CHEATER METER MAID 5280       3   1  0    12       UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
 THE ELUCIDATOR 5311           2   3  1    12       STAFF OF LIFE (556)
 AXLE FOLEY 5061               1   3  0    12       OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
 RAIDER BLAGG 5326             1   3  0    12       MEAN PEOPLE (514)
 DARK LOTUS 5309               3   2  0    11       JUGGALO RYDAZ (562)
 HAGAR 5437                    3   0  0    11       TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)
 HENRY WINKLER 5455            1   0  0    11       BEAR LAKE BULLIES (578)
 EVENTURAL LEE 5362            3   1  0    10       MOST LEE (561)
-21 SPEED 5333                 1   2  1    10       NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)
 RABID RODENT 5165             1   6  0     9       NEW MISFITS (565)
 MAGIC NINJA #! 5308           1   4  1     8       JUGGALO RYDAZ (562)
 SHIMY KO-KO BOP 5427          1   3  0     8       GOLDEN OLDIES (577)
-MYRON MEI 5081                1   5  0     8       DODGE BULLETS (126)
 NEON GOD 5121                 1   4  0     7       THRESHOLD (560)
 RAMONA 5123                   1   4  0     7       THRESHOLD (560)
-ANDARIEL 4980                 1   2  0     5       FANATIC FURY (544)
 CALVIN 5434                   1   2  0     5       COMIC STRIPS (557)
-HATRED 5361                   1   2  0     5       FANATIC FURY (544)
 ROGER GOODELL 5453            1   0  0     5       BEAR LAKE BULLIES (578)
-PLZ KILL ME 2 5433            0   2  0     2       NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)
 PHIL TURR 5442                0   2  0     2       OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
-AGIEL 5359                    0   2  0     2       FANATIC FURY (544)
 THE RED ROCKER 5452           0   1  0     1       BEAR LAKE BULLIES (578)
 TOODLES 5446                  0   1  0     1       SERPENTS HOLD (575)
 LEONARD SMALLS 5457           0   1  0     1       MEAN PEOPLE (514)
-SLICE AND DICE 5439           0   1  0     1       NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LIGHTLY STONE 5282            0   1  0     1       DODGE BULLETS (126)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BRICK TAMLAND 5284      0  1 0 ACTION SIX NEWS 569  12 BRAVO 5334         378   
RON BURGANDY 5286       0  1 0 ACTION SIX NEWS 569  FROG ORSO 5322        378   
DARK SILHOUTTE 5444     0  2 0 BIG LAKE PURE 568    SWASHBUCKLER 5197     381   
DECEIFTUL NEED 5278     1  1 0 BIG LAKE PURE 568    WHEELY BALDY 5166     377  NOT REVENGED
RENCID BREATH 5358      0  2 0 BIG LAKE PURE 568    SWASHBUCKLER 5197     379   
UNWANTED COMPANY 5357   1  2 0 BIG LAKE PURE 568    21 SPEED 5333         380   
OLAF R. BIZARRO 4928    1  3 0 BIZARRO SQUAD 537    SLAUGHTER PRIEST      381  NONE
RANDALL MAYES 4927      0  3 0 BIZARRO SQUAD 537    SLAUGHTER PRIEST      381  NONE
ROGER MAYES 4915        0  3 0 BIZARRO SQUAD 537    BANDIT PRINCE         381  NONE
TEMPEST 4274            1  1 0 CLASSIC ARCADE 415   BLUE MOON 4373        378   
GARFIELD 5096           3  4 1 COMIC STRIPS 557     WING HARPER 5194      380   
M LONE DA 5448          0  1 0 COMIC STRIPS 557     MOUNTAIN TROLL        381  NONE
MOONGLORIOUS 5144       1  2 0 JUGGALO RYDAZ 562    SHORT SIGHTED 5276    377  REVENGED
KATAMERU 5119           2  3 0 KARA NO TANI 559     GARFIELD 5096         378  NONE
THE HUSH 5279           2  1 1 LORDS OF DISCIPL 543 PEGGY SUE 5426        380   
MOONRAKER 4190          4  4 1 LUNAE MILITES 387    TODD MAYES 4883       381   
SWINDLER STANG 4617     5  2 0 MEAN PEOPLE 514      FLO VALVE 4243        380   
FURIOUS LEE 5137        1  5 0 MOST LEE 561         MOONRAKER 4190        379   
RIDICULOUS LEE 5438     1  1 0 MOST LEE 561         HIGHWINE 5440         381   
PLZ DIE 5330            0  1 0 NUCLEAR KNIGHTS 573  THE HUSH 5279         378  NONE
SUPER SOLDIER 5332      0  1 0 NUCLEAR KNIGHTS 573  SMOG THE HOG 5281     378   
TOKARA 5365             1  1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 575    MAGIC NINJA #! 5308   379   
COMPASSIONNAIRE 5441    0  2 0 STAFF OF LIFE 556    WURM KIN              381  NONE
RED THE NEEDLE 5329     0  2 0 STAFF OF LIFE 556    LEAN MAC 5313         379   
BOBNOXIOUS 5413         0  3 0 TEAM KASSEL TAP 576  SNOOPY 5095           378   
KILBRIDE BURN 5449      0  1 0 THRESHOLD 560        THE ELUCIDATOR 5311   381   
WILDFIRE 5120           1  1 0 THRESHOLD 560        SWASHBUCKLER 5197     378   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Hub Cap -- Looks like I'm the better Scum. -- The Hierophant

     Is this something to BOAST about?

Longshot -- The rules clearly do not apply to you.  In fact, I'd highly recommend you
stick around and wreck havoc on others and get the challenges you want.  We are all
playing on maintenance and should learn what it feels like when teams decide to
challenge you when you are defenseless.  That is the entire point of the contest. --
Assur
P.S.  If I beg and grovel before you, would you leave my team alone and only go after
other people?

Hong Kong Fooey -- Fooey to you, too. -- Longshoreman of Sea Dogs

All -- I am a rare breed. -- Rare Breed of Big Shots

Hatred -- If at first you don't succeed, get desperate.  Works like a charm! -- Quiet
Lee, Most Lee stable

Violet J -- Wow!  How much damage can you take, anyway?!? -- Vicious Lee

Plz Kill Me 2 -- Next time I will bring a bigger weapon.  You big guys don't go down
easy. -- Foolish Lee

I noticed Slaughter Priest is now a Dark Arena monster.  Immortality...  Nice. --
Bruce Lee, mgr Most Lee (a wholly owned subsidiary of Trump Gladiatorial Enterprises)

Cratos Ramiro -- I don't get it.  Please explain.  Are  you a wolf?  Is a dwarf a
man!  I have so many questions... -- Eventural Lee

"To hell with circumstances; I create opportunities." -- The Real Bruce Lee

Receding Hair Line -- Not much more I could have done to beat you, I fear... It seems
like time is on your side though, and I just felt like I grew older while fighting
you...  I DON'T WANT TO END UP A BALD RODENT! -- Rabid Rodent (looking for fur
lotions)

Damn, we've had to fight two cult members this turn...  It seems like there are
religious fanatics even here... That sucks! -- Triclops & Repulso

Electric Bugaloo -- Ooh, I like that, I think it puts me one step closer to getting
out of this place and into a tropical retirement retreat. -- Freddy Fender

The Hierophant -- Of course, we both can't just stand still.  I spiral around and
around, so naturally, I'll tire first. -- Hub Capp

Swindler Stang -- I have experienced the problems with moving up the ranks too fast,
though apparently, not as fast as you had. -- Flo Valve

Cavola Zapayo -- Okay, that's 2 fights in a row that I've been hosed.  Where's my
training! -- Axle Foley

     You left it in the pocket of your other armor?

Furiel -- You seem to be making a habit of turning a visit to the shop into
clobberin' time. -- Phil Turr

Lusty -- Lust for donuts.  Yummy, Yummy donuts. -- Drunken

Mongo -- You crushed my dreams. -- CarJack

Well, that is not the turn I wanted. -- slugabed

Greetings Morya -- Hear me roar. -- Toodles

Raider Blagg -- You are weak. -- Mamba

Short Sighted -- Well fought, Sir. -- Tanner

Funky Chicken -- I loathe your style. -- Luna Knight

Gordons -- I certainly do not like the loss, but I did enjoy all you taught me. --
Sailor Moon

Woodford -- Not that I could change anything, but I should have suspected your
manager has instructed you in some unorthodox fighting. -- Moonraker

Viscious Hate -- Wow!  I hope you have tourney fights hidden somewhere.  If not, I
would suspect someone at the Commission is trying to get you killed with such a
mismatch. -- Bad Moon Rising

Marin Bleu -- So that makes your squad 0-3 against my team.  Keep challenging our
team (on maintenance by the way).  As the saying goes, even a blind squirrel will
find a nut on occasion. Or in your cases, even crappy warriors will win from time to
time. -- Blue Moon

Longshot -- Challenge whoever the heck you want. -- Picaroon of Sea Dogs

We finally got a winning turn but none of us wanted to talk!  Maybe if we're silent
we'll keep winning?  Well I won, again!  I told all my stable mates if they just keep
chanting my name everything will turn out! -- Incantation

Looks like we got ta convince da management ta let us get nastier in da arena.  We
gotta make up some ground! -- Talisman

Ba, ba, ba.  Ba, Barbara Ann.  No fair!  The song finished in the third minute and I
still wanted to sing!  Hee hee!  Surf's Up! -- Wacky Wiccan

Longshot -- You should stick around.  This contest should not be a reason to thwart
your entertainment. -- DD

12 Bravo -- I still can't seem to swing back!  Annoying! -- Canta the Shark

Picaroon -- Love your style, sir! -- Renard Da Kova

Acne -- Oooo!  Found a good rhythm -- Murzio Korst

Axle Foley -- I am still not confident enough with no weapon, soon though, veeeery
soon! -- Cavola Zapayo

Eventural Lee -- Ugh!  Without being able to challenge you're going to be a tough nut
for anyone to crack for a while anyway. -- Cratos Ramiro

Deadeye -- Hey, I didn't need my face or anything, maybe next time you could chop off
a limb as well with that scimitar. -- Magic Ninja of the Juggalo Rydaz

Careful there, Ramona, next time you won't survive crossing blades with me.  Next
time I might eat your brains. -- Dark Lotus, Juggalo Rydaz

It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of gum. -- Violent F,
Juggalo Rydaz

Wait, I won?!  Holy crap, I won!! -- Billy Bill, Juggalo Rydaz

I got blooped. -- Bloop, Juggalo Rydaz

Come one, come all, and welcome to the mystical, dark carnival.  We've got something
for everyone.  Come to the House of Mirrors and see yourself for the dark heartless
wretch you really are.  Or, perhaps you'd like to meet the strongman, who will tie
your neck in a knot.

Highwire -- Keep going to those meetings. -- Compassionnaire

Staff of Life is on the move.

Calvin -- Your mind eats your body! -- Passionaire

Garfield -- Too much lasagna.  Killer pigs get slaughtered. -- Wing

Nuclear Slice and Dice

You cur mushroom clouds, therefore you stink. -- Elucidtor

Big Gut -- Brother Bash, it may appear that the fat prosper. -- Wise

The Hush -- Shhhhhhh.  Rest now.  That's right. -- Peggy

Billy Bill -- Thanks for the learns! -- Lace

Wacky Wiccan -- Think I had me some 'baccy of that name.  Put me right as rain. --
Barb

Diamondback -- Thanks for the learns! -- Maybelline

Teddy Westside -- See, I took a bet that I could drag that thing out into the arena
and get off at least one swing.  I won!  And I think the commission will have erased
that loss by now. -- Shimy

Incantation -- Enough already, I give up! -- Neon God

Shimy -- Nice, very nice.  Methinks that stick is kinda weird for you. -- Teddy

Lotus -- Pretty sad fight on my end.  I hope this is not a trend. -- Ramona

Hobbes -- You are just a figment of my imagination. -- Below Dark

All -- Sorry for tmy prolonged absence.  I was in Hyboria handling some troublesome
affairs.  Know that Bizarro Squad is back and none are safe.  Until we meet in the
arena may the sands of time tell all. -- Charlie Rankin

Lilly -- Are you up there?  Where are you hiding?  I was looking forward to playing
with you.  I thumped so many of your sisters.  Oh well, maybe I'll see you again
someday. -- Love Casanova

All -- Does anyone have a chart that shows the requirements of attributes for each
weapon, or any other useful info?  I've lost everything.  Thanks. -- Todd Mayes

Well the Classic Arcade completed level 3 of the Slaughter Challenge.  Hoping for a
bonus round! -- Galaxian, Classic Arcade

I was the lone Classic Arcade member who hit Game Over!  4-1 would be another fine
turn our manager tells us! -- Zaxxon

Sid Sickle -- A bit wet behind the ears yet, youngster. -- Frogger

Seems as though if we can fight Sea Dogs we won't get boxed in! -- Qix

Bloop Bloop Bloop! -- Kick Man

Corsair -- Hey!  Words hurt, buddy!  I'm telling Helga!! -- Hagar

Longshot -- No one told you not to run . In fact, challenge away for all I care. --
Spirit

Wing Harper -- You totally suck! -- Garfield

Frogger -- Nice luck roll. -- Sid Sickle

Sticki Vicki -- More match ups against your stable please! -- Klyde Spectre

Water Rat -- Did you drown your brain?  What the hell are you babbling about? --
Klyde Spectre

Klyde Spectre -- I've been told never take a check from someone like you!  BTW, you
might want to see your Doctor.  I gave you a special gift! -- Sticki Vicki

Zaxxon -- I'm VERY popular! -- Deeders

Drunken Donut -- Two minutes was more than I expected from someone like you! -- Lust
Lisa

Andriel -- You didn't even try!  How does that feel? -- Cassellius

Dark Silhoutte -- Perhaps an adult beverage while I wait. -- Hagar

Longshot -- Are you really throwing down your toys and going away mad?  Tsk, Tsk!  Do
you realize what you have at your fingertips?  You could be the guy that ruins the
contest and you are going to throw that away?  I am almost tempted to drop out just
so I can challenge away and be the jerk my parents raised me to be.  This is like
winning the lottery, but I guess your sad morals will keep you away.  So, bye! -- Den

Bad Moon Rising -- I know one thing for sure, you are going to be getting a full moon
rising the next time I see you. -- Viscious Hate

Hagar -- Your old and your beard smells funky. -- Short Sighted

The Lovers -- Really?  Do  you have any idea what can happen once I get in motion? --
Angry Momentum

Sprite -- I don't like you in this arena either. -- Den

Peggy Sue -- Congratulations.  You managed to do with two common broad sword hits
what battle axes couldn't do.  The funny part is that his death was the reason I
didn't want to participate in the contest.  I know a lot of you guys are better than
your record lets on.  But I wanted that one skill so that the Hush could get his
second rating and enter the FtF.  Oh well.  You just turned a twelve month hiatus
into an indefinite hiatus. -- Longshot

Help!  I've been shanghaied!  The guildhouse is EMPTY, everyone's gone away! --
Deadeye Dale

Longshot -- Whoever 'asked' you to not challenge Slaughter Contest participants
wasn't realizing the purpose of the contest.  We are playing on maintenance, just
like Judith.  Of course you can challenge them!  In fact, I would encourage you to do
just that (though I might 'ask' you not to challenge my warriors).  The only thing
that is a strict no-no is to throw fights.  If there is suspicion of thrown fights,
the moderators ask Sandy to check.  Any wins from thrown fights will not score +1 for
winning.  So enjoy the next few months, getting every single one of your challenges
through! -- Assur

Assur believes my day is today!  Graduation for me! -- Eye Bags

Wise Pilgrim -- Wise men probably don't eat and drink as much as I do -- Big Gut

Murzio -- I'm better than my record says, really! -- Acne

Assur is sporting a a sprain as I write this -- Sprain

Rabid Rodent -- I'm old enough to know how to deal with rodents.  Poison!  Traps!
Weapons! -- Receding Hair Line

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ROGER MAYES was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
COMPASSIONNAIRE was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
OLAF R. BIZARRO was savagely slain by SLAUGHTER PRIEST in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
RANDALL MAYES was dealt death by SLAUGHTER PRIEST in a 3 minute Dark Arena contest.
M LONE DA was narrowly killed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
RARE BREED was devastated by EYE BAGS in a popular 1 minute uneven Title brawl.
THE HIEROPHANT viciously subdued HUB CAPP in a unpopular 23 minute master's match.
GORDONS was handily defeated by FREDDY FENDER in a 1 minute uneven melee.
GALAXIAN vanquished KLYDE SPECTRE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DRUNKEN DONUT unbelievably bested FLO VALVE in a popular 4 minute veteran's duel.
LUNA KNIGHT overcame QUEEN OF PENTACLES in a popular 1 minute bout.
LUSTY LISA demolished FROGGER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
SAILOR MOON devastated BIG GUT in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
CARJACK was bested by DEEDERS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute master's bout.
ACE OF CUPS was defeated by TALISMAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute veteran's duel.
STICKY VICKI handily defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute bloody mismatched bout.
SID SICKLE devastated CASANOVA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LONGSHOREMAN demolished TRICLOPS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
QIX overpowered NUTTY NECROMANCER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
WOODFORD was unbelievably bested by BARBARA ANN in a popular 2 minute gruesome bout.
BLUE MOON demolished WISE PILGRIM in a 1 minute uneven bout.
RUNE vanquished BILLY BILL in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
BAD MOON RISING overpowered ZAXXON in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
PEGGY SUE luckily beat SPRAIN in a 5 minute gruesome fight.
SCALES savagely defeated TEDDY WESTSIDE in a exciting 3 minute gruesome bout.
TANNER savagely defeated CORSAIR in a 3 minute gruesome duel.
SNOOPY savagely defeated RENARD DA KOVA in a exciting 7 minute bloody fray.
CAVOLA ZAPAYO vanquished VISCIOUS HATE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HAGAR was defeated by FREEBOOTER in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
INCANTATION was overpowered by CANTA THE SHARK in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MAMBA overpowered SMOG THE HOG in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
THE LOVERS was beaten by VIOLET J in a 1 minute fray.
KNIGHT OF CUPS was demolished by MURZIO KORST in a 1 minute uneven contest.
KICK-MAN was defeated by WING HARPER in a 1 minute struggle.
CASSELLIUS was subdued by WHEELY BALDY in a 2 minute match.
PICAROON viciously subdued LEAN MAC in a action packed 5 minute gory bout.
MOONRAKER was killed by TODD MAYES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
REPULSO was subdued by PASSIONNAIRE in a 1 minute duel.
RABID RODENT was overpowered by VICIOUS LEE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
SWASHBUCKLER executed DARK SILHOUTTE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
APOCALYPTOR was handily defeated by MAYBELLINE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ACNE savagely defeated QUIET LEE in a action packed 5 minute gruesome battle.
ANGRY MOMENTUM devastated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SHORT SIGHTED was vanquished by CHANTILLY LACE in a 3 minute one-sided conflict.
RECEDING HAIR LINE viciously subdued EVENTURAL LEE in a 25 minute match.
HOBBES was beaten by DIAMONDBACK in a 2 minute fight.
AXLE FOLEY was savagely defeated by WACKY WICCAN in a action packed 2 minute fight.
RAIDER BLAGG was outlasted by CRATOS RAMIRO in a tiring 8 minute fray.
FOOLISH LEE viciously subdued PHIL TURR in a exciting 2 minute bloody novice's duel.
PINK SHIRT beat MAGIC NINJA #! in a popular 1 minute novice's battle.
BLOOP beat NEON GOD in a 3 minute amateur's conflict.
THE ELUCIDATOR put to death KILBRIDE BURN in a 2 minute brutal amateur's match.
DARK LOTUS was demolished by WHITE DEVIL in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
CHEATER METER MAID unbelievably bested LEONARD SMALLS in a 5 minute novice's match.
BELOW DARK viciously subdued CALVIN in a popular 2 minute gruesome novice's brawl.
RAMONA was bested by POT HOLE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody novice's fight.
SHIMY KO-KO BOP was devastated by JONNY FEVER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HAGAR luckily beat THE RED ROCKER in a crowd pleasing 6 minute brutal novice's duel.
RIDICULOUS LEE was easily killed by HIGHWINE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
TOODLES was luckily beaten by ROGER GOODELL in a 2 minute brutal amateur's bout.
HENRY WINKLER won victory over PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a popular 1 minute novice's duel.
THE LARPER overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  19         PARRY-LUNGE       25 -  18 -  0      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                      18         PARRY-STRIKE      25 -  20 -  1      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     17         LUNGING ATTACK    55 -  50 -  3      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 14         TOTAL PARRY       58 -  55 -  3      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   12         WALL OF STEEL     29 -  32 -  6      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         AIMED BLOW        53 -  62 -  2      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         STRIKING ATTACK   48 -  57 -  7      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         SLASHING ATTACK   35 -  44 -  5      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         PARRY-RIPOSTE     15 -  22 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         BASHING ATTACK    28 -  47 -  2      37  |

Turn 381 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       5 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      5 -  7         3  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     5 -  3     SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  6         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY       10 -  7     AIMED BLOW         5 - 13         2  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    11 -  8     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  6                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  3                                       1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  EYE BAGS 4910              14   0  0  162 BASH BROS BODY (541)
AIMED BLOW       GALAXIAN 4188              13   5  1  110 CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
TOTAL PARRY      DRUNKEN DONUT 3712         16   5  0   97 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
LUNGING ATTACK   DEEDERS 5419               12   8  1   78 TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)
PARRY-STRIKE     SID SICKLE 4608             7   3  1   67 MEAN PEOPLE (514)
SLASHING ATTACK  CARJACK 4047                9   5  0   66 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
PARRY-LUNGE      QIX 4245                    6   3  0   54 CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
WALL OF STEEL    BLUE MOON 4373              4   0  1   50 LUNAE MILITES (387)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DEEDERS 5419.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was FLO VALVE 4243.  The ten other most popular fighters were SCALES 5374, SNOOPY 
5095, TALISMAN 3667, WOODFORD 5338, PICAROON 5202, ACNE 5147, THE RED ROCKER 5452, 
FREEBOOTER 5201, LEAN MAC 5313, and WACKY WICCAN 4314.

The least popular fighter this week was EVENTURAL LEE 5362.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were RECEDING HAIR LINE 5125, THE HIEROPHANT 5298, HUB CAPP 4168, 
RAIDER BLAGG 5326, HAGAR 5437, CRATOS RAMIRO 5110, CHEATER METER MAID 5280, RENARD DA 
KOVA 5114, RIDICULOUS LEE 5438, and SHIMY KO-KO BOP 5427.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

FREDDY FENDER (28-3956) OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LIV

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GRIM REAVER 1356 (250-137-6)           4  3  0         THE BEARS            

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MRS. BUTTERWORTH 1226 (96-99-5)        1  4  0         SUAVE ONCE LOVED ME  

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
COLGATE SMILE 4812 (35-22-0)           0  3  0         MY GENERATION        

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 4813 (11-6-2)        0  3  0         MY GENERATION        

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BLACKHEART 3709 (5-2-0)                2  3  0         MOMENT OF SILENCE    
LORNE 4998 (2-0-0)                     1  3  0         WORLD BLADES II      

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ALMATY 4995 (0-0-0)                    1  3  0         WORLD BLADES II      

                 NEW TEAMS IN THE TEMPORARY TOURNAMENT ARENA (DM 85)

Please note that all new teams created at the Face-to-Face were temporarily placed in 
a temporary Tournament Arena, DM 85.  If you requested that your team be placed in a 
specific arena, it has already transferred to that arena.  Effective immediately, any 
teams placed in DM 85 and not transferred out to another arena, will be automatically 
deleted a month after the tournament.  If you have questions about any of your teams, 
please contact Customer Service. -- RSI