DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/24/2015    Duedate: 05/21/2015

MORYA ARENA

DM-28    TURN-384

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CARJACK
UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
(28-4047) [12-5-1,114]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CARJACK                        12 BRAVO
UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)          NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)
(28-4047) [12-5-1,114]         (28-5334) [5-1-1,57]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DEEDERS                        SAILOR MOON
TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)          LUNAE MILITES (387)
(28-5419) [14-9-1,107]         (28-4133) [11-6-0,89]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BASH BROS BODY (541)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS BODY (541)        52
2. COMIC STRIPS (557)          38      BIG SHOTS (574)
3. TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)       35      Unchartered Team
4. STAFF OF LIFE (556)         34
5. SERPENTS HOLD (575)         32      OF WOLF AND MAN (558)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 BIG SHOTS (574)           97  52  4 65.1   1/ 4 BASH BROS BODY (541)     12  3 0
 2/ 0 MY GENERATION (533)       65  40  4 61.9   2/ 2 SEA DOGS (567)            9  6 1
 3/ 2 BASH BROS BODY (541)      45  28  0 61.6   3/ 1 LUNAE MILITES (387)       9  6 0
 4/ 3 PANDORA'S CARDS (570)     71  53  3 57.3   4/ 3 MAGICAL MADNESS (417)     9  6 0
 5- 4*MOMENT OF SILENCE (424)   19  15  1 55.9   5/14 COMIC STRIPS (557)        9  6 0
 6/ 5 GOLDEN OLDIES (577)       22  19  1 53.7   6/ 9 BIG SHOTS (574)           9  6 0
 7/ 7 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)   245 223 11 52.4   7/ 5 CLASSIC ARCADE (415)      8  7 3
 8/ 8 SEA DOGS (567)           165 151 13 52.2   8/ 7*BIG LAKE PURE (568)       8  7 3
 9/14 NEW MISFITS (565)         26  24  1 52.0   9/13 STAFF OF LIFE (556)       8  7 0
10-11 LORDS OF DISCIPLIN (543) 273 258 17 51.4  10/15 NEW MISFITS (565)         8  7 0
11/13 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)     59  57  3 50.9  11/23*NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)     8  7 0
12-15 MEAN PEOPLE (514)         30  29  3 50.8  12/ 8 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)     7  8 1
13/12 LUNAE MILITES (387)       92  90  7 50.5  13/12 TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)     7  8 0
14/ 9 MAGICAL MADNESS (417)     64  63  1 50.4  14/16 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)    7  8 0
15/16 CLASSIC ARCADE (415)      76  83  7 47.8  15/22 PANDORA'S CARDS (570)     7  8 0
16/10*OF WOLF AND MAN (558)     17  19  0 47.2  16/20*THRESHOLD (560)           6  9 1
17/22*NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)     14  16  2 46.7  17/10 GOLDEN OLDIES (577)       6  9 0
18-17 MOST LEE (561)            24  28  0 46.2  18/ 6*OF WOLF AND MAN (558)     6  9 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/18 COMIC STRIPS (557)        30  36  2 45.5  19/17 SERPENTS HOLD (575)       6  9 0
20/19 TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)     56  71  5 44.1  20/25 BIZARRO SQUAD (537)       5  5 1
21/21 STAFF OF LIFE (556)       28  37  2 43.1  21- 0 GOAT'S HAI-5 (580)        4  2 0
22/ 0 GOAT'S HAI-5 (580)        18  24  1 42.9  22-18 MOST LEE (561)            4  6 0
23/20*BIG LAKE PURE (568)       18  26  4 40.9  23-19*JUGGALO RYDAZ (562)       4  6 0
24/ 6*BEAR LAKE BULLIES (578)    8  12  0 40.0  24-21 MEAN PEOPLE (514)         4  6 0
25/23*THRESHOLD (560)           15  25  1 37.5  25/11*BEAR LAKE BULLIES (578)   4 11 0
26-24*FANATIC FURY (544)         9  16  0 36.0  26/26*BLATZ COALITION (579)     4 11 0
27-25*JUGGALO RYDAZ (562)       16  29  1 35.6  27-24*FANATIC FURY (544)        3  2 0
28/27 BIZARRO SQUAD (537)       17  35  4 32.7  28/ 0 MY GENERATION (533)       1  1 0
29/28 SERPENTS HOLD (575)       34  75  1 31.2  29-28*MOMENT OF SILENCE (424)   0  1 0
30/26*BLATZ COALITION (579)      4  11  0 26.7  30-27 LORDS OF DISCIPLIN (543)  0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

     Despite my best efforts, Peggy Sue stared at me across the table of the inn.
     "What do you want?" she finally asked, sitting back and feigning concern over the 
brand I now bore on my right wrist, either failing to notice or deciding to ignore the 
Collaboration witness being set up at the table next to us.
     "You called the meeting," I snarled, covering my right wrist with my left arm and 
glaring at her.
     Beside us, I heard the mark explain that she appreciated the owner of the company 
not only agreeing to the meeting but also treating her to lunch.       "It's annual 
review time, and..."  She faded off, looking at me expectantly.
     "And?"
     "You owe me."
     "I owe you?"  I leaned back, took a sip of my cab and stared at Peggy.  "I owe 
you?" I repeated.
     "Yes, but only once," she replied.  "In fact, I wanted to make it clear that--"
     "Wait," I asked, cocking my head to the side.  "Do you hear that?  It sounds 
like.. like.. chirping?"
     The woman beside us dove into her soup and began to explain her concern about the 
payroll and accounts payable processes at her purview, including the irregularities 
she had stumbled across.  "I figured I had missed something, so I went back and 
checked twice."  The gentleman seemed to pale.
     "I don't hear anything," Peggy replied.  She glanced at me with no small amount 
of annoyance.  
     "Let me make it clear to you: I want a significant raise and a bonus."
     My eyebrows raised almost involuntarily, but I am better than that.  "What about 
everyone else who is contributing to the effort?"
     Beside us, the owner recovered from his obvious discomfort at the turn the 
conversation had taken.  "But, how do you even know about the irregularities?"  The 
gentleman coughed and recovered.  "I mean, how are you certain?"
     The woman beside us, certainly Oshkin in origin smiled with excitement.  "I set 
up a process to reconcile the accounts." She droned off both beyond my interest and my 
need to know.  What mattered most is that the gentleman was obviously concerned and 
pumping her for, rather than the core issue that might impact his business, who she 
might have told.  This did not bode well for her.  Well, none of my business. 
     "Don't even go there with me," Peggy Sue warned, leaning forward in her chair.  
"Of the entire team, I am the only one to kill anyone."  She sat back and snorted.  
"It is called a Slaughter Challenge, after all."
     "So, seriously, you don't hear that," I implored.  "It sounds like weeping.  Like 
someone who, I don't know, is weak and feels the need to be heard, to feel their point 
is validated."  
     Peggy Sue stared off into space, a look of intense concentration on her face.  
"No," she declared.
     "So I am hearing things?" I asked.
     "No, you are hearing something.  What you heard is the sound of crying-- of a 
loser."
     "Are you sure?"
     She raised an eyebrow and lowered her head towards me which, with a different 
woman, might have been attractive.  "Yes, I am sure.   What you hear is the pathetic 
wailing of someone without a point, without a leg to stand on and," she grinned 
wickedly, "without a crappy slasher they sent my way."

     The gentleman beside us signaled over the waiter who, by my estimation, had never 
waited a day in his life before today.  "Thank you, my dear." The gentleman stood and 
bowed to her, which I felt was in extraordinarily bad taste.  The confused smile she 
gave him almost made me lose my lunch as he walked away.  The waiter continued towards 
the table.
     "Fine," I replied, as I stood and half drew my dagger.  "I agree, you are due a 
raise and a bonus.  You need to keep that confidential."
     "Of course," she replied, taking in the situation and, apparently, deciding to 
remain uninvolved.  "I'll hold you to that, even if you die," she warned.
     Fabulous.  The "waiter" approached the woman's table and I gave it even odds that 
there were only three people in the inn, including the waiter, who saw his hand drift 
inside his cloak and come out with something sharp and pointy.
     Well, now or never.  I took both a deep breath and a half step towards the waiter 
before realizing what he had in hand was mostly a spike.  Some days I just hate 
missing my cup of coffee.  He was good and managed to miss most of my dagger while 
continuing towards his obviously confused target.  He did not, however, miss Peggy's 
broadsword, which came sweeping in to relieve him of his spike.
     "Twice the bonus." Peggy commented before pulling her broadsword from the 
assassin and walking out of the inn.

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                           Slaughter Contest
                             Turn 6 Report

                               Turn        Turn  Total  Total
Score  Team                    Record      Score Fights DA's
 24   LUNAE MILITES (387)      3-2-0-0, Y    2   30/30   0
 21   SEA DOGS (567)           4-1-1-0, Y    5   30/30   0
 16   CLASSIC ARCADE (415)     3-2-1-0, Y    3   30/30   0
 14   BASH BROS BODY (541)     4-1-0-0, Y    4   30/30   0
 10   MAGICAL MADNESS (417)    4-1-0-1, Y    3   30/30   0
  9   UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)    3-2-0-0, N    1   30/30   0
  8   OF WOLF AND MAN (558)    2-3-0-0, Y    0   30/30   0
  7   BIG SHOTS (574)          3-2-0-1, Y    1   29/30   0
  6   OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)   3-2-0-0, Y    2   30/30   0
  5   MOST LEE (561)           2-3-0-0, Y    0   30/30   0
  5   COMIC STRIPS (557)       4-1-0-0, Y    4   29/30   1
  4   TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)    2-3-0-0, Y    0   30/30   0
  4   NEW MISFITS (565)        3-2-0-0, Y    2   30/30   0
  3   GOLDEN OLDIES (577)      3-2-0-0, N    1   30/30   1
  0   FANATIC FURY (544)       0-0-0-0, N    0   17/30   0
  0   STAFF OF LIFE (556)      1-4-0-0, Y   -2   30/30   1
  0   SERPENTS HOLD (575)      0-5-0-0, Y   -4   30/30   1
 -1   PANDORA'S CARDS (570)    1-4-0-2, Y   -4   30/30   1
 -1   MEAN PEOPLE (514)        0-5-0-0, N   -5   30/30   0
 -3   JUGGALO RYDAZ (562)      3-2-0-0, Y    2   30/30   0
 -4   BIG LAKE PURE (568)      4-1-1-0, N    4   30/30   0
 -5   NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)    4-1-0-0, N    3   25/30   1
-10   THRESHOLD (560)          2-3-1-0, Y    1   30/30   1

Moderators:
   Street Legal & Assurnasirbanipal

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  Nothing is certain in MORYA, with changing loyalties, changing 
Duelmasters.  Write this down:  new top team--BASH BROS BODY.  Like a chunk of 
francium heaved into a wet pond, NUCLEAR KNIGHTS blew up the rankings to 12!  
Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is OF WOLF AND MAN, after 
suffering a 12 drop in ranking.  Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the 
stable of BEAR LAKE BULLIES.  Note their drop in the rankings from 11th to 25th.  
Watch out!!!  Good things come to those who fight well, as STAFF OF LIFE can attest, 
moving up by 4.  COMIC STRIPS had cause to celebrate, after SNOOPY got 21 points by 
beating RUNE.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, WISE PILGRIM was winsome, 
after beating CAVOLA ZAPAYO and seeing her lose 17 points.  Those who hoped for a new 
Duelmaster were disappointed by DRUNKEN DONUT, of UGLY URBAN ORCS, who despite a 
17-7-0 couldn't overcome MORYA's Number 1.  Word has it one team in MORYA is taking 
speech lessons to try to bore their opponent to death.  I'll bet it works.   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?  Is it charming personality?  Conversational 
abilities?  Good oral hygiene?  Whatever it is, NUTTY NECROMANCER is the most 
challenged warrior.   
     Is there life after death?  Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after 
life!  Will MEAN PEOPLE never avenge SWINDLER STANG's death???  Oh brave(?) new 
world, that has such people in it!  'Tis new to me!  Justice was served as THE 
HIEROPHANT fought FROGGER in bloodfeud.  Well done, PANDORA'S CARDS!  Never one to 
advocate diplomacy and restraint, I was pleased to see BLATZ COALITION retaliate 
against BIG LAKE PURE in bloodfeud!  Ask not a spymaster for counsel, for he will 
pontificate long after you have fallen into an unconscious stupor.   
     All good things must come to an end.  As the seasons change, and the creatures 
of the wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave this place.  Can anything 
compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for MORYA?  On that giddy note I take 
my leave-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CARJACK 4047                 12   5  1   114       UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 QUEEN OF PENTACLES 5294      11   4  0   110       PANDORA'S CARDS (570)
 DEEDERS 5419                 14   9  1   107       TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)
 BIG GUT 4911                 12   8  0   103       BASH BROS BODY (541)
 THE HIEROPHANT 5298          15   5  0    99       PANDORA'S CARDS (570)
 LUSTY LISA 5412              13  14  2    99       TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)
 RARE BREED 5350              18   9  0    98       BIG SHOTS (574)
 DRUNKEN DONUT 3712           17   7  0    98       UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
 HUB CAPP 4168                17  12  0    98       OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
 LUNA KNIGHT 3445             19  21  0    95       LUNAE MILITES (387)
 FLO VALVE 4243                9  11  1    91       OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FUNKY CHICKEN 4816           17  13  1    90       MY GENERATION (533)
 FROGGER 3656                 15  17  1    90       CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 4813       12   6  2    90       MY GENERATION (533)
 SAILOR MOON 4133             11   6  0    89       LUNAE MILITES (387)
-KLYDE SPECTRE 4612            9   3  1    85       MEAN PEOPLE (514)
 LONGSHOREMAN 5199             7   2  1    85       SEA DOGS (567)
-MONGO CRUSH 5024             16  11  0    83       LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (543)
 STICKY VICKI 5421             9  16  1    80       TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)
 GALAXIAN 4188                13   8  1    79       CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
 BAD MOON RISING 4019         13  12  1    72       LUNAE MILITES (387)
 QIX 4245                      9   3  0    70       CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
 GORDONS 5337                 14   5  0    69       BIG SHOTS (574)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CASANOVA 4886                 8   7  0    66       BIZARRO SQUAD (537)
-WICKER GREMLIN 5052           7   3  0    62       LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (543)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RUNE 4083                     9   6  0    61       MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
 MAMBA 5373                    7   4  0    61       SERPENTS HOLD (575)
 CASSELLIUS 5431               6   1  0    59       TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)
 SNOOPY 5095                   6   2  1    58       COMIC STRIPS (557)
-HONG KONG FOOEY 4834          9   4  0    57       MY GENERATION (533)
 WHEELY BALDY 5166             8   2  1    57       NEW MISFITS (565)
 12 BRAVO 5334                 5   1  1    57       NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WOODFORD 5338                13   6  1    56       BIG SHOTS (574)
 BELOW DARK 5124               5   3  1    52       THRESHOLD (560)
-DOCTOR OF STYLE 3707          4   2  0    51       MOMENT OF SILENCE (424)
 PICAROON 5202                 7   1  0    49       SEA DOGS (567)
 SCALES 5374                   7   4  0    47       SERPENTS HOLD (575)
 SPRAIN 5195                   5   2  0    47       BASH BROS BODY (541)
 FREEBOOTER 5201               6   5  0    46       SEA DOGS (567)
 ZAXXON 4172                   8  11  1    45       CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
 BLUE MOON 4373                6   1  1    45       LUNAE MILITES (387)
-KYGOMAI-LOVEGRL 5495          6   4  1    45       GOAT'S HAI-5 (580)
 CHANTILLY LACE 5430           6   5  0    45       GOLDEN OLDIES (577)
 WISE PILGRIM 5085             7   6  0    44       STAFF OF LIFE (556)
 ANGRY MOMENTUM 5274           5   4  1    42       BIG LAKE PURE (568)
 VISCIOUS HATE 5277            6   2  1    41       BIG LAKE PURE (568)
 RECEDING HAIR LINE 5125       5   2  0    40       BASH BROS BODY (541)
 TODD MAYES 4883               6   8  4    39       BIZARRO SQUAD (537)
 PEGGY SUE 5426                6   3  1    39       GOLDEN OLDIES (577)
-DOOMSTRIKE 3708               5   2  0    39       MOMENT OF SILENCE (424)
 NUTTY NECROMANCER 5328        4   3  0    39       MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
 SMOG THE HOG 5281             3   4  1    39       UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
 HOBBES 5106                   5   6  0    38       COMIC STRIPS (557)
-MORI-ZUMA GRL 5493            5   3  0    37       GOAT'S HAI-5 (580)
 SWASHBUCKLER 5197             4   3  3    37       SEA DOGS (567)
 KICK-MAN 5436                 4   2  2    37       CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
-DARK LOTUS 5309               5   2  0    35       JUGGALO RYDAZ (562)
-VICIOUS LEE 5140              6   4  0    34       MOST LEE (561)
 TRICLOPS 5164                 6   4  0    34       NEW MISFITS (565)
 TANNER 5387                   6   6  0    34       SERPENTS HOLD (575)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE ELUCIDATOR 5311           4   4  1    33       STAFF OF LIFE (556)
 REPULSO 5167                  6   4  0    32       NEW MISFITS (565)
 WACKY WICCAN 4314             6   3  0    31       MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
-BLACKHEART 3709               5   3  0    30       MOMENT OF SILENCE (424)
 CAVOLA ZAPAYO 5112            5   2  0    30       OF WOLF AND MAN (558)
 RENARD DA KOVA 5114           3   4  0    30       OF WOLF AND MAN (558)
-I'M JUST A BILL 4815          3   3  0    30       MY GENERATION (533)
 HAGAR 5092                    6   5  0    29       COMIC STRIPS (557)
 APOCALYPTOR 5163              5   5  0    29       NEW MISFITS (565)
 PASSIONNAIRE 5191             5   4  0    28       STAFF OF LIFE (556)
-FOOLISH LEE 5363              4   2  0    27       MOST LEE (561)
 MURZIO KORST 5157             3   4  0    27       OF WOLF AND MAN (558)
 CANTA THE SHARK 5111          2   5  0    27       OF WOLF AND MAN (558)
-QUIET LEE 5138                6   4  0    26       MOST LEE (561)
 WING HARPER 5194              5   4  1    26       STAFF OF LIFE (556)
 INCANTATION 5057              5   2  0    26       MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
-NEGA-SANGO 5490               4   2  0    26       GOAT'S HAI-5 (580)
 DIAMONDBACK 5366              4   3  0    26       SERPENTS HOLD (575)
-BLOOP 5327                    4   2  0    25       JUGGALO RYDAZ (562)
 ACNE 5147                     2   5  0    25       BASH BROS BODY (541)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CORSAIR 5198                  4   3  0    23       SEA DOGS (567)
 CHEATER METER MAID 5280       4   3  0    23       UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRATOS RAMIRO 5110            4   3  0    22       OF WOLF AND MAN (558)
 BONE SAW 5331                 3   3  0    22       NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)
 HUNZYKER 5468                 3   0  0    22       BLATZ COALITION (579)
 BARBARA ANN 5429              3   5  0    22       GOLDEN OLDIES (577)
-ANDARIEL 4980                 2   2  0    22       FANATIC FURY (544)
 TEDDY WESTSIDE 5122           5   3  0    21       THRESHOLD (560)
-MAGIC NINJA #! 5308           2   5  1    21       JUGGALO RYDAZ (562)
-VIOLET J 5142                 2   7  0    21       JUGGALO RYDAZ (562)
-MARIN BLEU 5134               2   5  0    21       LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (543)
 SLICE AND DICE 5439           2   2  0    19       NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)
 RAMONA 5123                   2   6  0    19       THRESHOLD (560)
-HATRED 5361                   2   2  0    19       FANATIC FURY (544)
-LEAN MAC 5313                 4   3  1    18       MEAN PEOPLE (514)
 DOCTOR SCIENCE 5476           2   0  0    18       NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)
 SHORT SIGHTED 5276            1   8  1    18       BIG LAKE PURE (568)
 AXLE FOLEY 5061               2   5  0    17       OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
 RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 5472      2   1  0    17       BIG LAKE PURE (568)
 ROCKIN ROBBIN 5475            2   0  0    16       GOLDEN OLDIES (577)
-RAIDER BLAGG 5326             2   4  0    16       MEAN PEOPLE (514)
 WHITE DEVIL 5451              2   2  1    15       BIG LAKE PURE (568)
 HIGHWINE 5488                 1   0  0    15       BIG SHOTS (574)
-GEDDY LEE 5466                1   1  0    14       MOST LEE (561)
-WHISPER 3964                  3   3  1    13       MOMENT OF SILENCE (424)
 21 SPEED 5333                 2   4  1    13       NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)
 POT HOLE 5044                 2   5  0    13       UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
-BILLY BILL 5145               2   7  0    13       JUGGALO RYDAZ (562)
 SUN BOY 5463                  2   1  0    13       STAFF OF LIFE (556)
 THE RED ROCKER 5452           1   3  0    13       BEAR LAKE BULLIES (578)
 PINK SHIRT 5336               3   3  0    12       BIG SHOTS (574)
 HAGAR 5437                    3   3  0    12       TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)
-EVENTURAL LEE 5362            3   3  0    12       MOST LEE (561)
 PHIL TURR 5442                2   3  0    12       OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
 RABID RODENT 5165             1   9  0    12       NEW MISFITS (565)
-AGIEL 5359                    1   2  0    12       FANATIC FURY (544)
 DAGWOOD 5461                  2   1  0    11       COMIC STRIPS (557)
-BIG MAX 4041                  1   0  0    11       MOMENT OF SILENCE (424)
 CALVIN 5434                   2   4  0    10       COMIC STRIPS (557)
-ANGER 4978                    2   4  0    10       FANATIC FURY (544)
 NEON GOD 5121                 1   7  0    10       THRESHOLD (560)
 SEVEN OF WANDS 5479           1   1  0    10       PANDORA'S CARDS (570)
 MISTY MOONGLOW 5460           1   1  0     9       BIZARRO SQUAD (537)
-FURIEL 5360                   2   2  0     8       FANATIC FURY (544)
-NEGA-YOMI 5491                1   1  0     8       GOAT'S HAI-5 (580)
 VAL VALINE 5477               1   1  0     7       OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
 MOONBOW 5462                  1   2  0     5       LUNAE MILITES (387)
 BRIMSTEIN 5464                1   2  0     5       THRESHOLD (560)
-LEONARD SMALLS 5457           1   2  0     5       MEAN PEOPLE (514)
 VAUDRYN 5470                  1   2  0     5       BLATZ COALITION (579)
-NEGA-AMI 5492                 0   2  0     5       GOAT'S HAI-5 (580)
 TOODLES 5446                  0   4  0     4       SERPENTS HOLD (575)
 4 OF WANDS 5484               0   1  0     1       PANDORA'S CARDS (570)
-LURP SNOZZELROD 5474          0   1  0     1       MEAN PEOPLE (514)
 ASHER 5459                    0   1  0     1       BIZARRO SQUAD (537)
 SPELLWEAVER 5487              0   1  0     1       MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
 THE WORLD 5485                0   1  0     1       PANDORA'S CARDS (570)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HENRY WINKLER 5455      2  2 0 BEAR LAKE BULLIE 578 BANDIT PRINCE         384  NONE
JONNY FEVER 5454        1  3 0 BEAR LAKE BULLIE 578 WURM KIN              384  NONE
ROGER GOODELL 5453      2  2 0 BEAR LAKE BULLIE 578 HIGH ELF              384  NONE
THE LARPER 5456         2  2 0 BEAR LAKE BULLIE 578 WURM KIN              384  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DARK SILHOUTTE 5444     0  2 0 BIG LAKE PURE 568    SWASHBUCKLER 5197     381   
UNWANTED COMPANY 5357   1  2 0 BIG LAKE PURE 568    21 SPEED 5333         380  NOT REVENGED
HIGHWINE 5440           3  1 1 BIG SHOTS 574        BELOW DARK 5124       383   
FAT SUE 5458            0  1 0 BIZARRO SQUAD 537    MOUNTAIN TROLL        384  NONE
DA MEAT III 5481        0  2 0 BLATZ COALITION 579  SPYMASTER             384  NONE
DA MEAT IV 5482         0  2 0 BLATZ COALITION 579  BANDIT PRINCE         384  NONE
DA MEAT V 5486          0  1 0 BLATZ COALITION 579  WURM KIN              384  NONE
KYFFEN 5483             0  1 0 BLATZ COALITION 579  WHITE DEVIL 5451      383  JUST REVENGED
PYKE 5469               0  1 0 BLATZ COALITION 579  KICK-MAN 5436         382   
GARFIELD 5096           3  4 1 COMIC STRIPS 557     WING HARPER 5194      380  NOT REVENGED
MAYBELLINE 5428         3  4 0 GOLDEN OLDIES 577    TODD MAYES 4883       384   
THE HUSH 5279           2  1 1 LORDS OF DISCIPL 543 PEGGY SUE 5426        380  NOT REVENGED
MOONRAKER 4190          4  4 1 LUNAE MILITES 387    TODD MAYES 4883       381  REVENGED
TALISMAN 3667          12 14 1 MAGICAL MADNESS 417  LONGSHOREMAN 5199     383   
SID SICKLE 4608         7  4 1 MEAN PEOPLE 514      CARJACK 4047          382   
SWINDLER STANG 4617     5  2 0 MEAN PEOPLE 514      FLO VALVE 4243        380  NOT REVENGED
RIDICULOUS LEE 5438     1  1 0 MOST LEE 561         HIGHWINE 5440         381  NONE
PLZ KILL ME 2 5433      0  3 0 NUCLEAR KNIGHTS 573  VISCIOUS HATE 5277    382   
ACE OF CUPS 5288       13 13 3 PANDORA'S CARDS 570  FROGGER 3656          382  JUST REVENGED
KNIGHT OF CUPS 5289     2  3 0 PANDORA'S CARDS 570  ANGRY MOMENTUM 5274   382   
THE LOVERS 5290         5  3 0 PANDORA'S CARDS 570  KICK-MAN 5436         383   
KILBRIDE BURN 5449      0  1 0 THRESHOLD 560        THE ELUCIDATOR 5311   381   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Talisman and Magical Madness -- Consider me your Dark Arena fight. -- Longshoreman of 
Sea Dogs

Diamondback -- And what did you think of this style advantage?  Heh, figures... -- 
Repulso

I am sure there is someone here who is going to lose a fight against me.... I know it! 
Oh yeah! -- Rabid Rodent

Dagwood -- Aah, that felt good! -- Apocalyptor

Sprain -- Phew!  Thought I was down for the count in that one!  Stay away from me! -- 
Murzio Korst

Vicious Lee -- Ugh, I am so bad! -- Renard Da Kova

Violet J -- They keep seeming to match our groups up!  I was getting nervous there at 
the end, was waiting for my stick to break! -- Canta the Shark

Wise Pilgrim -- It's wise to hop out of the way of those leg shots! -- Cavola Zapayo

Qix -- Love your style!  I need some more attack on me before I become any sort of 
force! -- Cratos Ramiro

Sailor Moon -- Looks like you are lined up for the throne now. -- Hub Capp

Bad Moon Rising -- Better than Mr. Mojo. -- Flo Valve

Picaroon -- Someone's going to blemish your record one day.  It just won't be me. -- 
Axle Foley

Toodles -- You remind me a lot of me.  Don't worry, next turn you should win. -- Phil 
Turr

Da Meat IV -- For who?  For Me?  Aaaah, you shouldn't have. -- Val Valine

Blue Moon -- Enough, my hat goes off to you.  You are the better warrior, but now my 
friend Cas wants a try. -- Todd Mayes

Passionnaire -- How can you strike if you can't parry? *haha*  Two hits and you quit.  
I didn't even learn a single thing. -- Casanova

Brimstein -- Good fight.  Next time I win. -- Misty Moonglow

All -- Today is today, tomorrow is tomorrow, and so on... sorry, I've had too much to 
drink. -- Charlie Rankin

Casanova -- You're a fighter, not a lover! -- Passionnaire

Cavola Zapayo -- I believe you've found your favorite. -- Wise

Restrained Contempt -- You didn't hold back. -- Sun Boy

Tanner -- Losing like that must really "chap your hide". -- Wing

Receding Hair Line -- You get old after a while. -- Elucidator

Eye Bags -- No rest for the undefeated? -- G

All -- I am still the greatest! -- Hagar, Comic Strips

Morya -- Look at me!  I'm undefeated! -- Picaroon of Sea Dogs

Deeders -- Is it not enough you're more popular than I am, not sure quite how, but 
then you can't let me complete the win by surrendering?  Not very kind of you! -- 
Frogger, Classic Arcade 

Cratos Ramiro -- Don't worry about losing to me.  Even my manager can't figure out 
how/why I keep winning! -- Qix, Classic Arcade 

Barbara Ann -- My team is doing well in the lower ranks.  It is the higher ranks we 
keep losing in.  Do you HEAR ME DARQUE?  Time to graduate your guys! -- Zaxxon, and 
Street Legal, from Classic Arcade 

Pandora's Cards -- It has something to do with my fear of losing, and moreso dying!  
What are the chances my team would kill a warrior from your team anyways?  Maybe a 
weapon to at least try and parry with? -- Kick-Man, Classic Arcade 

First off I'd like to thank my team for finally remembering to send personal Ads. -- 
Galaxian, Classic Arcade and secondly...... 

Carjack -- WTH?  WTH is a car?  And WTH did you have to hold me at sword's 
point for,and then you steal my Chariot and Horses?  Not kind! -- Galaxian, Classic 
Arcade 		 	   		  

All -- I am a rare breed. -- Rare Breed of Big Shots

No sooner did he playfully lament the lack of dark arena fights than he was "dealt 
death" by something called Longshoreman.  It seems he was more often a Bad Talisman 
than Good.  Despite his failure we notched another four win turn. -- Rune

Lean Mac -- You know you want to!  It's okay, really!  Chant my name! -- Incantation

Acne -- I knew I had a spell for that! Now to market to teenage witches! -- Wacky 
Wiccan

Todd Mayes -- I'll gladly accept all wins you care to offer. -- Blue Moon

Flo Valve -- I'd rather you fight my guildmate, Sailor. -- Bad (and bruised) Moon 
Rising

Klyde Spectre -- Why so mean? -- Luna Knight

Maybelline -- I see that you can't be true or gentle. -- Moonbow

Hub Capp -- First Flo and now you.  Anyone else in range? -- Sailor Moon

OAB -- Could you please lose more?  Thank you! -- Master Darque

GALAXIAN -- I'll give you your car back if you let me win again. -- Carjack

LUSTY LISA -- I drowned in your eyes and lost. -- DRUNKEN DONUT 

Morya -- I need another corpse to add to my 3-3-3 record.  Any volunteers? -- 
Swashbuckler of Sea Dogs

Slice And Dice -- Some days it just doesn't pay to be a god... well maybe everyday 
here! -- Neon

Angry Momentum -- That was an unpleasant surprise! -- Teddy

Snoopy -- Darn dog! -- Ramona

Highwine -- Went they come, its not nice.  Rest in peace. -- Below Dark

Misty -- Cheers! -- Brimstein

Drunken Donut -- I grow weary of you!! -- Lusty Lisa

Queen Of Pentacles -- You make a Girl think twice!!! -- Sticky Vicki

What is all over my feet??  Oh crap, stepped on another Frogger! -- Deeders

Coward Bashur -- Come out come out where ever you are.  I've been told to put your 
head in a jar! -- Casselius

Rockin Robbin -- Yeah Right!!!!  When this contest is over you might be the first 
challenge I send.  You sicken me greatly!! -- Hagar 

And with that I'm off.  Hopefully finishing my career in Morya with a perfect 17-0!  
With retirement, hopefully I can get enough sleep and eat a better diet.  Assur's 
strength training program is not fun! -- Eye Bags

Notes from Assur:  Eye Bags:
     10(2)-9(2)-7-21-19(2)-13-11 Striker
     Normal Endurance/Normal Damage (from birth)
     30-28(+4)-29-12?-12(-3?)-33
     Faves: LO/VL DA, learns Attack
     Tourneys: 5-3 Rookies, 7-3 Apprentices, 3-3 Initiates, 12-3 Adepts, and 
         4-3 Champions.  
So close in adepts, but beating the snot out of a Snotling 3 times just wasn't going 
to happen.  He'd be retired regardless of faves, but those faves make the decision 
more than easy.  Given that I was expecting him to graduate at the beginning of the 
Slaughter Contest, it has been highly entertaining as turn after turn came back with 
no graduation.  No complaints!

Freddy Fender -- I also have NO CLUE why Eye Bags didn't get his invite at 11-0 after 
his Champs tourney.  Or 12-0.  Or 13-0.  Or 14-0.  Or 15-0.  Makes no sense to me!  
But if the commission wasn't going to graduate them, I certainly wasn't going to argue 
and since that 12-0, he's been training stats, getting 3 of the trains since that 12-0 
fight. -- Assur

Gordons -- Assur says I'm a conundrum.  He says I should beat strikers and lose to 
total parries.  But for whatever reason I do neither as much as I should -- Big Gut

The Hierophant -- With all the training I've done, that is a pretty difficult way to 
beat me, even with the sad physical ratings I own. -- Eye Bags

Assur says I'm a bigger problem than he ever thought.  He's ready to try medication 
and he is very anti-meds. -- Acne

The Elucidator -- Nobody beats old age and I'm really just a signal of it! -- Receding 
Hair Line

Woodford -- Yeah.  I stink. -- Scales

Wing Harper -- Well fought, sir. -- Tanner

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HENRY WINKLER was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DA MEAT III was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
DA MEAT IV was easily killed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
JONNY FEVER was assassinated by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
THE LARPER was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ROGER GOODELL was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
DA MEAT V was butchered by WURM KIN in a popular 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
FAT SUE was executed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
HUNZYKER defeated WHITE DEVIL in a action packed 3 minute beginner's Bloodfeud melee.
CASANOVA vanquished BLUE MOON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
THE RED ROCKER was vanquished by NUTTY NECROMANCER in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
MISTY MOONGLOW savagely defeated MOONBOW in a 5 minute beginner's Challenge match.
VAUDRYN was subdued by SEVEN OF WANDS in a 4 minute amateur's Challenge match.
EYE BAGS viciously subdued DRUNKEN DONUT in a exciting 4 minute veteran's contest.
LUSTY LISA savagely defeated GALAXIAN in a 2 minute gory master's conflict.
QUEEN OF PENTACLES won victory over FLO VALVE in a 2 minute master's bout.
FUNKY CHICKEN was viciously subdued by BIG GUT in a 2 minute bloody veteran's fray.
DEEDERS viciously subdued LUNA KNIGHT in a exciting 3 minute brutal veteran's brawl.
THE HIEROPHANT luckily beat FROGGER in a popular 5 minute bloody veteran's bout.
RARE BREED bested STICKY VICKI in a popular 5 minute gruesome veteran's contest.
SAILOR MOON was luckily beaten by HUB CAPP in a action packed 9 minute gruesome bout.
CARJACK handily defeated LONGSHOREMAN in a 1 minute one-sided Title contest.
ELECTRIC BOOGALOO demolished WOODFORD in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
QIX savagely defeated PICAROON in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
RUNE was savagely defeated by SNOOPY in a 3 minute brutal melee.
BAD MOON RISING vanquished ANGRY MOMENTUM in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
GORDONS handily defeated ZAXXON in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
SCALES overpowered CANTA THE SHARK in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MAMBA handily defeated PEGGY SUE in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
CAVOLA ZAPAYO was defeated by WISE PILGRIM in a 2 minute fight.
BELOW DARK overpowered INCANTATION in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
RECEDING HAIR LINE luckily beat MURZIO KORST in a action packed 4 minute gory contest.
KICK-MAN was devastated by CASSELLIUS in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
WHEELY BALDY devastated CHEATER METER MAID in a 2 minute gory uneven bout.
REPULSO was demolished by 12 BRAVO in a 1 minute mismatched match.
WING HARPER was demolished by SPRAIN in a 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
CORSAIR was vanquished by CHANTILLY LACE in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
FREEBOOTER demolished HAGAR in a exciting 3 minute uneven competition.
BARBARA ANN was overpowered by VISCIOUS HATE in a 2 minute gruesome uneven battle.
SMOG THE HOG viciously subdued CRATOS RAMIRO in a crowd pleasing 5 minute match.
TODD MAYES viciously butchered MAYBELLINE in a 1 minute bloody fight.
WACKY WICCAN was beaten by THE ELUCIDATOR in a 2 minute competition.
SWASHBUCKLER handily defeated PINK SHIRT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
PASSIONNAIRE defeated 21 SPEED in a 2 minute battle.
TRICLOPS overpowered CALVIN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TEDDY WESTSIDE was savagely defeated by HOBBES in a popular 3 minute bloody fray.
TANNER won victory over POT HOLE in a 6 minute brutal match.
DIAMONDBACK outwaited JAR JAR BINKS in a popular 7 minute veteran vs. novice bout.
BONE SAW overpowered RABID RODENT in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SHORT SIGHTED slimly lost to RAMONA in a 3 minute bloody match.
APOCALYPTOR demolished NEON GOD in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
HAGAR was overpowered by RENARD DA KOVA in a exciting 3 minute bloody one-sided brawl.
ACNE bested AXLE FOLEY in a 2 minute bout.
TOODLES was defeated by PHIL TURR in a 1 minute amateur's duel.
SLICE AND DICE defeated 4 OF WANDS in a crowd pleasing 2 minute amateur's fight.
DAGWOOD bested BRIMSTEIN in a popular 3 minute novice's bout.
SUN BOY vanquished THE WORLD in a 2 minute mismatched match.
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT demolished SPELLWEAVER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
ROCKIN ROBBIN bested ASHER in a 3 minute bloody novice's fight.
DOCTOR SCIENCE savagely defeated VAL VALINE in a popular 1 minute beginner's duel.
HIGHWINE overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  19         PARRY-LUNGE       31 -  24 -  0      56  |
|AIMED BLOW                      17         WALL OF STEEL     49 -  44 -  7      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     15         LUNGING ATTACK    82 -  76 -  5      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 15         STRIKING ATTACK   72 -  71 -  9      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   12         TOTAL PARRY       72 -  73 -  2      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  11         PARRY-STRIKE      25 -  26 -  1      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         AIMED BLOW        74 -  81 -  5      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         SLASHING ATTACK   42 -  57 -  5      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         BASHING ATTACK    36 -  53 -  3      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     17 -  27 -  0      39  |

Turn 384 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY       10 -  5     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  3         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  4     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         4  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         9 -  8     STRIKING ATTACK    5 - 10         1  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    10 -  9     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  9         1  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  3                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      6 -  6     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  CARJACK 4047               12   5  1  114 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
AIMED BLOW       QUEEN OF PENTACLES 5294    11   4  0  110 PANDORA'S CARDS (570)
LUNGING ATTACK   DEEDERS 5419               14   9  1  107 TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)
TOTAL PARRY      THE HIEROPHANT 5298        15   5  0   99 PANDORA'S CARDS (570)
STRIKING ATTACK  SAILOR MOON 4133           11   6  0   89 LUNAE MILITES (387)
PARRY-LUNGE      QIX 4245                    9   3  0   70 CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
WALL OF STEEL    SNOOPY 5095                 6   2  1   58 COMIC STRIPS (557)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DEEDERS 5419.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SAILOR MOON 4133.  The ten other most popular fighters were FROGGER 3656, STICKY 
VICKI 5421, SMOG THE HOG 5281, MOONBOW 5462, DEEDERS 5419, QIX 4245, MURZIO KORST 
5157, HOBBES 5106, WHITE DEVIL 5451, and FREEBOOTER 5201.

The least popular fighter this week was THE WORLD 5485.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were POT HOLE 5044, ASHER 5459, SPELLWEAVER 5487, AXLE FOLEY 5061, HAGAR 
5437, NEON GOD 5121, RABID RODENT 5165, DIAMONDBACK 5366, CALVIN 5434, and WACKY 
WICCAN 4314.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

LUNA KNIGHT (28-3445) LUNAE MILITES (387)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

EYE BAGS (28-4910) BASH BROS BODY (541)

                   SEAM (DM 20) REOPENS AS A NEW NO-TOURNEY ARENA!

Seam (DM 20) will be re-opening soon as a no-tourney DM arena!  If you enjoy arena 
play without tournament interference, this arena is for you!  Only rookie teams may 
enter this arena, and all managers must sign the "no-tourney" pledge.  Turn 0 is due 
on May 4 (overviews only) and Turn 1 is due on May 18.  

To avoid confusion, all old inactive teams which were in Seam have travelled to 
Mazgourrah (DM 77). 

Seam is the newest arena to join the no-tourney group of arenas and will process on 
opposite weeks with Shadowspire (DM 81), the original no-tourney arena.  Other no-
tourney arenas include Telorinthe (DM 83), a slow arena, and Storm Rock (DM 107), for 
ADM warriors.  

Join in the fun!  Send in your new rollup along with the pledge soon so you can get in 
on the ground floor of this new arena!

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                               NO-TOURNEY ARENA PLEDGE

    * I pledge that I will not send warriors from this team to a tournament, nor 
      will I use a tournament prize on a warrior from this team.
    * I pledge to run a full team when I run turns in this arena.  If circumstances 
      preclude my running less than a full team, I will notify the Player Committee.
    * I agree to abide by the decisions of the Player Committee.
    * I understand that any warrior that participates in a tournament or receives 
      a tournament prize shall be sent to the Dark Arena until they are dead.

                                     [Sign your name] 

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