DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/14/2015 Duedate: 09/10/2015
MORYA ARENA
DM-28 TURN-388
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
LONGSHOREMAN
SEA DOGS (567)
(28-5199) [11-2-1,133]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
LONGSHOREMAN GYRG
SEA DOGS (567) BLATZ COALITION (579)
(28-5199) [11-2-1,133] (28-5504) [3-1-0,28]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
DEEDERS DEEDERS
TEAM KASSEL TAP (576) TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)
(28-5419) [16-11-1,95] (28-5419) [16-11-1,95]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BIG SHOTS (574)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. NEW MISFITS (565) 68
2. BIG SHOTS (574) 48 BIG SHOTS (574)
3. BLATZ COALITION (579) 29 Unchartered Team
4. SEA DOGS (567) 26
5. MAGICAL MADNESS (417) 25 THE ANIMANIACS (563)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 BIG SHOTS (574) 111 58 5 65.7 1/ 4 BIG SHOTS (574) 13 2 1
2- 3 MY GENERATION (533) 68 41 4 62.4 2/ 8 NEW MISFITS (565) 12 3 0
3/ 4 BASH BROS BODY (541) 53 39 1 57.6 3/ 3 SERPENTS HOLD (575) 10 5 0
4- 5 PANDORA'S CARDS (570) 75 59 5 56.0 4/ 1 COMIC STRIPS (557) 10 5 0
5/ 8 NEW MISFITS (565) 39 31 1 55.7 5/ 2 SEA DOGS (567) 9 4 1
6/ 1*THE ANIMANIACS (563) 8 7 1 53.3 6/ 9 BIG LAKE PURE (568) 9 6 0
7/ 7 SEA DOGS (567) 178 156 15 53.3 7/15 NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573) 8 7 1
8/ 6 GOLDEN OLDIES (577) 32 29 1 52.5 8/12 CLASSIC ARCADE (415) 8 7 0
9/ 9 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226) 254 234 11 52.0 9/11 BASH BROS BODY (541) 7 7 1
10/12 MAGICAL MADNESS (417) 76 71 2 51.7 10/10 GOLDEN OLDIES (577) 7 8 0
11-10 LORDS OF DISCIPLIN (543) 274 261 17 51.2 11/16 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226) 7 8 0
12/11 LUNAE MILITES (387) 102 100 8 50.5 12/ 6 MAGICAL MADNESS (417) 7 8 0
13/14 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425) 68 68 3 50.0 13/20 MEAN PEOPLE (514) 7 8 0
14/13 COMIC STRIPS (557) 43 43 2 50.0 14/ 7*BLATZ COALITION (579) 7 8 0
15/15 MEAN PEOPLE (514) 37 37 3 50.0 15/ 5 LUNAE MILITES (387) 6 9 0
16-18 THE NINJA (47) 81 89 7 47.6 16/14 OF WOLF AND MAN (558) 5 9 0
17/17 CLASSIC ARCADE (415) 85 94 7 47.5 17/13 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425) 5 10 0
18/20 NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573) 23 27 3 46.0 18/17 TEAM KASSEL TAP (576) 5 10 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/19 OF WOLF AND MAN (558) 25 30 0 45.5 19/21 THRESHOLD (560) 4 11 1
20/22 BIG LAKE PURE (568) 29 35 4 45.3 20-23 MY GENERATION (533) 3 1 0
21/21 GOAT'S HAI-5 (580) 21 26 1 44.7 21-19 PANDORA'S CARDS (570) 3 2 2
22/23 TEAM KASSEL TAP (576) 63 84 5 42.9 22/24*THE ANIMANIACS (563) 3 7 0
23/25*BLATZ COALITION (579) 15 20 0 42.9 23/22 GOAT'S HAI-5 (580) 2 2 0
24/24 STAFF OF LIFE (556) 31 45 2 40.8 24/25 STAFF OF LIFE (556) 2 4 0
25/26 SERPENTS HOLD (575) 48 81 1 37.2 25-29 THE NINJA (47) 0 4 0
26/27 THRESHOLD (560) 21 39 2 35.0 26-26 LORDS OF DISCIPLIN (543) 0 2 0
27-29 BIZARRO SQUAD (537) 18 38 4 32.1 27-27 BIZARRO SQUAD (537) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
Worst Team Award
Post your teams next turn if want to be in the voting for worst team award and
get the 5 team rollups for worst team away.
The following turn, managers can submit their votes for worst team.
All teams posted in next turns newsletter are eligible for the awards. Each manager who post a team can vote for worst team. The team with the most votes will win the rollups.
Here is an example of my team.
Ugly Urban Orcs - Slugbait
11,11,7,15,21,15,5 LU
15,15,12,4,19,9,10 TP
11,6,12,17,15,6,17 PS
10,5,11,21,17,9,11 SL
13,17,8,5,20,11,10 TP
Good luck and may the worst team win.
-- Slugbait
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Slaughter Contest
Turn 10 Report
Turn Turn Total Total
Score Team Record Score Fights DA's
31 SEA DOGS (567) 2-2-0-0, Y 1 49/50 0
27 LUNAE MILITES (387) 3-2-0-0, Y 2 50/50 0
23 BASH BROS BODY (541) 3-2-1-0, Y 3 50/50 0
17 COMIC STRIPS (557) 3-2-0-0, Y 2 49/50 1
16 CLASSIC ARCADE (415) 2-3-0-0, Y 0 50/50 0
15 BIG SHOTS (574) 3-2-0-0, Y 2 49/50 0
13 MAGICAL MADNESS (417) 2-3-0-0, Y 0 50/50 0
11 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425) 2-3-0-0, Y 0 50/50 0
11 SERPENTS HOLD (575) 3-2-0-0, Y 2 50/50 1
10 NEW MISFITS (565) 3-2-0-0, Y 2 50/50 0
6 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226) 2-3-0-0, Y 0 50/50 0
6 OF WOLF AND MAN (558) 2-3-0-1, N -2 50/50 0
6 GOLDEN OLDIES (577) 4-1-0-0, Y 4 50/50 1
4 TEAM KASSEL TAP (576) 1-4-0-1, Y -3 50/50 0
1 PANDORA'S CARDS (570) 0-0-0-0, N 0 45/50 1
0 STAFF OF LIFE (556) 0-2-0-0, N -2 44/50 1
-2 NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573) 3-2-0-0, N 1 45/50 1
-3 BIG LAKE PURE (568) 3-2-0-0, N 1 50/50 0
-15 THRESHOLD (560) 2-3-0-0, Y 0 50/50 1
DQ MEAN PEOPLE (514) 2-3-0-1, N -2 40/50 3
DQ JUGGALO RYDAZ (562) 0-0-0-0, N 0 35/50 3
Moderators:
Street Legal & Assurnasirbanipal
SPY REPORT
It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters. Look on my work, ye mighty,
and despair! COMIC STRIPS? Who? BIG SHOTS is the top team these days, buddies!
Nothing works for a team like victory (How's that for a perceptive observation?) as
NUCLEAR KNIGHTS can attest... Say what you will about blind luck and dirty fighting,
but NEW MISFITS will tell you 39-31-1 is nothing to laugh at... Practice pays for
ANGRY MOMENTUM, who pummelled QIX, to pocket 24 points. SHORT SIGHTED certainly had
a baffled expression on his face, after losing to SMOG THE HOG and losing 19 points
in the process! LUSTY LISA found out that MORYA isn't a democracy. You've gotta be
the best to be Duelmaster here! Word has it one team in MORYA is taking speech
lessons to try to bore their opponent to death. I'll bet it works.
A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn? And do not the
little birds cry out?' Any ideas? Like the noble eagle soaring amongst the
mountaintops, so stand the warriors of MAGICAL MADNESS, alone and unchallenged. The
warriors of MAGICAL MADNESS found their efforts at combat frustrated as GOAT'S HAI-5
apparently had more important things to do than fight. Everyone is famous for
fifteen minutes, and NEON GOD is it right now. Most challenged warrior. Isn't
THRESHOLD proud! MORI-ZUMA GRL challenged WOODFORD! Who says GOAT'S HAI-5 are just
a bunch of wimps! MORI-ZUMA GRL of GOAT'S HAI-5 kept hers wits as she was beat by
WOODFORD.
Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.
You've heard about PASSIONNAIRE of STAFF OF LIFE. Death plays no favorites, and
neither do I. What was a 6-7-0 doing on the fields in the first place? SWASHBUCKLER
of SEA DOGS sends NEON GOD of THRESHOLD goes to the Weary Warrior's Retirement Home.
MORYA has no place for weaklings! A moment of silence for PASSIONNAIRE, who died an
untimely death at the hands of BONE SAW. In the spirit of revenge, we call upon
STAFF OF LIFE to act! How true is TEAM KASSEL TAP's mettle? Just one week remains
for the avenging of CASSELLIUS' death. Questions are being raised about the
disposing of severed body parts in the arena. A certain tavern in MORYA would I
avoid!
Do not think spyreporting in MORYA is the highlight of my life. Keep those
sands bloody and the buzzards fat! Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing
Spyreports for MORYA? On that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LONGSHOREMAN 5199 11 2 1 133 SEA DOGS (567)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FROGGER 3656 18 18 1 125 CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
WHEELY BALDY 5166 11 3 1 108 NEW MISFITS (565)
-QUEEN OF PENTACLES 5294 12 5 0 105 PANDORA'S CARDS (570)
HUB CAPP 4168 20 13 0 104 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
-FUNKY CHICKEN 4816 19 13 1 102 MY GENERATION (533)
GALAXIAN 4188 16 9 1 101 CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
GORDONS 5337 16 7 0 101 BIG SHOTS (574)
DRUNKEN DONUT 3712 19 9 0 98 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
WOODFORD 5338 17 6 1 97 BIG SHOTS (574)
DEEDERS 5419 16 11 1 95 TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)
-ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 4813 13 7 2 95 MY GENERATION (533)
SAILOR MOON 4133 14 7 1 94 LUNAE MILITES (387)
LUSTY LISA 5412 15 16 2 93 TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)
CARJACK 4047 14 7 1 91 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BIG GUT 4911 14 10 0 90 BASH BROS BODY (541)
FLO VALVE 4243 11 13 1 89 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MONGO CRUSH 5024 16 11 0 83 LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (543)
-THE HIEROPHANT 5298 15 7 0 83 PANDORA'S CARDS (570)
BAD MOON RISING 4019 14 15 1 83 LUNAE MILITES (387)
MAMBA 5373 10 5 0 82 SERPENTS HOLD (575)
-CASANOVA 4886 9 8 0 77 BIZARRO SQUAD (537)
KLYDE SPECTRE 4612 10 5 1 76 MEAN PEOPLE (514)
-JIMMY JABB 269 15 18 2 73 THE NINJA (47)
PICAROON 5202 11 1 0 72 SEA DOGS (567)
STICKY VICKI 5421 9 20 1 70 TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)
-STINGER 404 15 15 0 68 THE NINJA (47)
RUNE 4083 10 9 0 67 MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SNOOPY 5095 8 4 1 66 COMIC STRIPS (557)
-FREEBOOTER 5201 8 5 0 66 SEA DOGS (567)
MORI-ZUMA GRL 5493 7 5 0 65 GOAT'S HAI-5 (580)
NUTTY NECROMANCER 5328 7 4 1 64 MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
TANNER 5387 9 7 0 62 SERPENTS HOLD (575)
-WICKER GREMLIN 5052 7 3 0 62 LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (543)
WACKY WICCAN 4314 10 3 0 61 MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
PEGGY SUE 5426 9 4 1 61 GOLDEN OLDIES (577)
TRICLOPS 5164 9 5 0 60 NEW MISFITS (565)
HAGAR 5092 10 5 0 59 COMIC STRIPS (557)
BONE SAW 5331 6 4 1 59 NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)
-HONG KONG FOOEY 4834 9 4 0 57 MY GENERATION (533)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ANGRY MOMENTUM 5274 7 6 1 56 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
-ACNE 5147 4 6 1 56 BASH BROS BODY (541)
VISCIOUS HATE 5277 9 3 1 54 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
CHANTILLY LACE 5430 9 6 0 53 GOLDEN OLDIES (577)
SMOG THE HOG 5281 5 6 1 53 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
-HURRICANE 1190 10 11 1 52 THE NINJA (47)
12 BRAVO 5334 6 4 1 49 NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)
BLUE MOON 4373 8 3 1 47 LUNAE MILITES (387)
REPULSO 5167 8 6 0 45 NEW MISFITS (565)
-KYGOMAI-LOVEGRL 5495 6 4 1 45 GOAT'S HAI-5 (580)
APOCALYPTOR 5163 7 7 0 44 NEW MISFITS (565)
ZAXXON 4172 9 14 1 42 CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
RECEDING HAIR LINE 5125 7 4 0 42 BASH BROS BODY (541)
-NEGA-SANGO 5490 5 2 0 42 GOAT'S HAI-5 (580)
RABID RODENT 5165 4 10 0 42 NEW MISFITS (565)
SPRAIN 5195 7 4 0 41 BASH BROS BODY (541)
QIX 4245 10 6 0 40 CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
MURZIO KORST 5157 5 6 0 40 OF WOLF AND MAN (558)
CANTA THE SHARK 5111 3 8 0 40 OF WOLF AND MAN (558)
-WISE PILGRIM 5085 7 7 0 39 STAFF OF LIFE (556)
SWASHBUCKLER 5197 5 6 4 39 SEA DOGS (567)
INCANTATION 5057 7 4 0 38 MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
-TODD MAYES 4883 6 9 4 38 BIZARRO SQUAD (537)
PINK SHIRT 5336 6 4 0 37 BIG SHOTS (574)
DIAMONDBACK 5366 7 4 0 35 SERPENTS HOLD (575)
LEAN MAC 5313 6 4 1 34 MEAN PEOPLE (514)
ROCKIN ROBBIN 5475 5 1 0 34 GOLDEN OLDIES (577)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WING HARPER 5194 6 4 1 33 STAFF OF LIFE (556)
RAMONA 5123 5 7 0 33 THRESHOLD (560)
CORSAIR 5198 6 5 1 32 SEA DOGS (567)
AXLE FOLEY 5061 4 7 0 32 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
SHORT SIGHTED 5276 3 10 1 32 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
MOONBOW 5462 4 3 0 30 LUNAE MILITES (387)
RENARD DA KOVA 5114 4 7 0 30 OF WOLF AND MAN (558)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-I'M JUST A BILL 4815 3 3 0 30 MY GENERATION (533)
HOBBES 5106 6 9 0 29 COMIC STRIPS (557)
THE ELUCIDATOR 5311 5 7 1 28 STAFF OF LIFE (556)
21 SPEED 5333 4 6 1 28 NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)
GYRG 5504 3 1 0 28 BLATZ COALITION (579)
TEDDY WESTSIDE 5122 6 6 0 27 THRESHOLD (560)
DAGWOOD 5461 6 1 0 26 COMIC STRIPS (557)
DOCTOR SCIENCE 5476 4 2 0 26 NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)
CRATOS RAMIRO 5110 6 5 0 25 OF WOLF AND MAN (558)
CHEATER METER MAID 5280 6 5 0 25 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 5472 5 2 0 25 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
HYDEKY 5503 3 1 0 25 BLATZ COALITION (579)
HAGAR 5437 5 5 0 24 TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)
CALVIN 5434 4 6 0 24 COMIC STRIPS (557)
RAIDER BLAGG 5326 4 5 0 24 MEAN PEOPLE (514)
BARBARA ANN 5429 4 8 0 24 GOLDEN OLDIES (577)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BELOW DARK 5124 5 7 1 23 THRESHOLD (560)
KICK-MAN 5436 5 5 2 22 CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
-4 OF WANDS 5484 2 1 1 22 PANDORA'S CARDS (570)
MALORT 5513 2 0 0 21 BIG SHOTS (574)
WHITE DEVIL 5451 3 5 1 20 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
BOMBATTA 5510 3 0 0 20 SERPENTS HOLD (575)
HUNZYKER 5468 6 1 0 19 BLATZ COALITION (579)
HIGHWINE 5488 3 2 1 19 BIG SHOTS (574)
POT HOLE 5044 3 8 0 19 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
VAUDRYN 5470 3 4 0 18 BLATZ COALITION (579)
-MARIN BLEU 5134 2 6 0 18 LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (543)
TOODLES 5446 2 6 0 16 SERPENTS HOLD (575)
-GLACIER 5480 1 0 0 15 LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (543)
SLICE AND DICE 5439 3 5 0 14 NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)
PHIL TURR 5442 2 7 0 13 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
-TORNADO 1958 1 3 0 13 THE NINJA (47)
BOO BOO CASCADE 5515 1 1 0 13 MEAN PEOPLE (514)
RAUNCH SMUTTY 5516 1 0 0 13 MEAN PEOPLE (514)
VAL VALINE 5477 3 3 0 12 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
-SEVEN OF WANDS 5479 2 2 1 12 PANDORA'S CARDS (570)
SPELLWEAVER 5487 2 3 0 12 MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
-SUN BOY 5463 2 2 0 10 STAFF OF LIFE (556)
SASION 5512 1 1 1 10 THRESHOLD (560)
YAKKO 5154 2 1 0 9 THE ANIMANIACS (563)
-MISTY MOONGLOW 5460 1 1 0 9 BIZARRO SQUAD (537)
KATIE KABOOM 5155 2 1 1 8 THE ANIMANIACS (563)
-NEGA-YOMI 5491 1 1 0 8 GOAT'S HAI-5 (580)
PESTO 5153 2 1 0 7 THE ANIMANIACS (563)
DOT 5156 1 2 0 5 THE ANIMANIACS (563)
-NEGA-AMI 5492 0 2 0 5 GOAT'S HAI-5 (580)
UNPLEASANT ODORS 5499 0 4 0 4 BASH BROS BODY (541)
DUKE OF EARL 5501 0 4 0 4 GOLDEN OLDIES (577)
HONEY MOON 5509 0 3 0 3 LUNAE MILITES (387)
-THE WORLD 5485 0 3 0 3 PANDORA'S CARDS (570)
-ASHER 5459 0 1 0 1 BIZARRO SQUAD (537)
CABO BOB 5517 0 1 0 1 TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CHARLIE RANKIN 5500 0 1 0 BIZARRO SQUAD 537 4 OF WANDS 5484 386
MYKEY 5502 0 4 0 BLATZ COALITION 579 SASION 5512 388
MAYBELLINE 5428 3 4 0 GOLDEN OLDIES 577 TODD MAYES 4883 384 REVENGED
CAVOLA ZAPAYO 5112 7 3 0 OF WOLF AND MAN 558 ACNE 5147 387
SCALES 5374 7 5 0 SERPENTS HOLD 575 NUTTY NECROMANCE 5328 385 REVENGED
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PASSIONNAIRE 5191 6 7 0 STAFF OF LIFE 556 BONE SAW 5331 388
CASSELLIUS 5431 6 2 0 TEAM KASSEL TAP 576 SAILOR MOON 4133 385
WAKKO 5152 1 2 0 THE ANIMANIACS 563 HIGHWINE 5488 388
BRIMSTEIN 5464 1 4 0 THRESHOLD 560 SEVEN OF WANDS 5479 386
NEON GOD 5121 2 10 0 THRESHOLD 560 SWASHBUCKLER 5197 388
PERSONAL ADS
Drunken Donut -- It's not the first time I have defeated a donut and it won't be the
last. -- Longshoreman of Sea Dogs
All -- Cower from my power! -- Hagar the ever so horrible, Comic Strips
Here is the Bash Bros Body crew:
10-13-10-21-15-4-11 LU
15-9-8-17-17-5-13 LU
8-7-7-21-17-13-11 ST
15-15-7-4-21-11-11 TP
17-10-6-7-21-12-11 WS
11-11-13-17-17-4-11 WS
I look forward to setting the rest of the teams. -- Assur
Slugbait -- Thanks for running the setup contest. -- Assur
Angry Momentum -- I think your momentum is taking you in the wrong direction. --
Picaroon of Sea Dogs
All -- Not a bad turn. Let's kick it up a notch! -- Hagar, Comic Strips
Zaxxon -- My grandma can fight better than that. -- Hagar
Smog the Hog -- I just don't know how you came out of this one alive! Ah well, so
close to an extra point... -- Triclops
Doctor Science -- Wonderful! Two wins in a row! Two turns ago, I would just have
dreamt of such a "winning streak"! -- Rabid Rodent
Barbara Ann -- So close... But it seems I have found something I may like
particularly! -- Apocalyptor
All -- I am a pink shirt. -- Pink Shirt of Big Shots
What the heck is a Nega-Sango, anyway? And how do you get rid of it? -- Corsair of Sea
Dogs
Tanner -- What I wouldn't give for a rating like that! Congrats. -- Hub Capp
Deeders -- Foiled again. -- Flo Valve
Repulso -- Explain to me how you dodged that one. Is my attack that pathetic? -- Phil
Turr
Cheater Meter Maid -- Was that an input error on your strat that led to the wrong
weapons on my strat? -- Axle Foley
Unpleasant Odors -- Nothing like the last sweaty mechanic that drained me. --Val
Valine
Galaxian coming at you from the Classic Arcade guild house.... We may be out of the
running, virtually, for a top 3 prize, but we continue to train on the odd hopes that
somebody falters down the stretch. Kill Desires HIGH, my fellow legions... 10-0-10-0
finish here we come! -- Galaxian, Classic
Arcade Classic Arcade and Street Legal salute Assur for writing a program, and doing
the leg work, in the scoring of the Slaughter Challenge 2! -- Street Legal, Classic
Arcade
Apocalyptor -- Better luck next time. Of course, there won't be a next time, because
we are OUT of here. -- Barbara
Hundicker -- Thanks for the skills. No, really. -- The Duke
Qix is dominating the contest... Not so much. -- Chantilly
Tornado -- Thanks for the skills. No, really. -- Robin
Hydeky -- Sneaky challenge there buddy.. Guess you're not in the competition, huh? --
Toodles
Hub Capp -- Well that stunk! -- Tanner
Are our contest dreams dashed? Are we, like Icarus, dealt the death blow by reaching
too close to the sun? -- Spellweaver
Bone Saw -- I didn't need surgery. It would have healed by itself. -- Sprain
Canta the Shark -- Your skills faded as the minutes went by faster than my hair has
over years. -- Receding Hair Line
Cavola Zapayo -- Everything about you was a sham, anyways. -- Acne
Bad Moon Rising -- For a long time my manager has desired a match with your team.
When it happened, it was the result he'd hoped for and more. -- Big Gut
Val Valine -- Hmmm, I wonder if you can be used on skin safely. Your ability to
overcome certain odors was impressive. -- Unpleasant Odors
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MORI-ZUMA GRL was devastated by WOODFORD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
HUNZYKER was demolished by SPRAIN in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
LEAN MAC bested 21 SPEED in a popular 2 minute Challenge contest.
VAUDRYN overpowered DOT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
RAIDER BLAGG unbelievably bested SLICE AND DICE in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
YAKKO was overpowered by RAMONA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
MYKEY was dealt death by SASION in a 1 minute novice's Challenge competition.
BOO BOO CASCADE was unbelievably bested by HAGAR in a 4 minute Challenge duel.
HYDEKY vanquished PESTO in a dull 7 minute uneven Challenge fight.
GYRG overpowered KATIE KABOOM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
WAKKO was easily killed by HIGHWINE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
LONGSHOREMAN demolished LUSTY LISA in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
HUB CAPP unbelievably bested DEEDERS in a exciting 6 minute veteran's contest.
SAILOR MOON was bested by WHEELY BALDY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
GALAXIAN handily defeated SNOOPY in a 1 minute uneven fight.
CARJACK was narrowly defeated by GORDONS in a 2 minute expert's struggle.
DRUNKEN DONUT luckily beat KLYDE SPECTRE in a 4 minute mismatched brawl.
BIG GUT was overpowered by FROGGER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
MAMBA savagely defeated PEGGY SUE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody fight.
BAD MOON RISING devastated RUNE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
STICKY VICKI was vanquished by FLO VALVE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
12 BRAVO was overcome by TRICLOPS in a action packed 1 minute duel.
TANNER viciously subdued MURZIO KORST in a exciting 4 minute gory bout.
NUTTY NECROMANCER overpowered ZAXXON in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
PICAROON vanquished RECEDING HAIR LINE in a exciting 4 minute one-sided fight.
HAGAR overpowered DIAMONDBACK in a 2 minute gory uneven duel.
CHANTILLY LACE handily defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
RENARD DA KOVA was beaten by RABID RODENT in a popular 3 minute fight.
INCANTATION won victory over CHEATER METER MAID in a 2 minute gory fray.
KICK-MAN was overpowered by APOCALYPTOR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BLUE MOON was savagely defeated by WACKY WICCAN in a exciting 1 minute gory bout.
QIX was handily defeated by ANGRY MOMENTUM in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BONE SAW slaughtered PASSIONNAIRE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
REPULSO demolished CALVIN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
VISCIOUS HATE overpowered HOBBES in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
SHORT SIGHTED was demolished by SMOG THE HOG in a 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
ROCKIN ROBBIN slimly won victory over CRATOS RAMIRO in a popular 5 minute bout.
CORSAIR lost to PINK SHIRT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
SWASHBUCKLER murdered NEON GOD in a 1 minute uneven competition.
BARBARA ANN was beaten by AXLE FOLEY in a 3 minute fight.
TEDDY WESTSIDE was subdued by CANTA THE SHARK in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
BELOW DARK was bested by DOCTOR SCIENCE in a 1 minute match.
VAL VALINE was handily defeated by MOONBOW in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
POT HOLE was beaten by RESTRAINED CONTEMPT in a action packed 5 minute competition.
PHIL TURR was subdued by TOODLES in a 1 minute match.
WHITE DEVIL was defeated by DAGWOOD in a popular 3 minute battle.
THE ELUCIDATOR vanquished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SPELLWEAVER overcame HONEY MOON in a 2 minute amateur's bout.
UNPLEASANT ODORS lost to MALORT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute novice's match.
DUKE OF EARL was overpowered by RAUNCH SMUTTY in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BOMBATTA defeated CABO BOB in a 1 minute amateur's bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 18 TOTAL PARRY 93 - 76 - 1 55 |
|TOTAL PARRY 15 WALL OF STEEL 62 - 53 - 4 54 |
|AIMED BLOW 13 PARRY-LUNGE 33 - 30 - 0 52 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 12 STRIKING ATTACK 80 - 73 - 8 52 |
|WALL OF STEEL 11 LUNGING ATTACK 102 - 99 - 3 51 |
|BASHING ATTACK 11 AIMED BLOW 83 - 82 - 7 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 8 SLASHING ATTACK 46 - 60 - 7 43 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 6 PARRY-STRIKE 21 - 28 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 BASHING ATTACK 39 - 52 - 2 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 15 - 29 - 1 34 |
Turn 388 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 6 3 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 8 - 5 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 4 2 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 9 - 6 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 6 - 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 3 2 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 9 1 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 6 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK LONGSHOREMAN 5199 11 2 1 133 SEA DOGS (567)
TOTAL PARRY HUB CAPP 4168 20 13 0 104 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
AIMED BLOW GALAXIAN 4188 16 9 1 101 CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
WALL OF STEEL WOODFORD 5338 17 6 1 97 BIG SHOTS (574)
LUNGING ATTACK DEEDERS 5419 16 11 1 95 TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)
SLASHING ATTACK CARJACK 4047 14 7 1 91 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
PARRY-LUNGE PICAROON 5202 11 1 0 72 SEA DOGS (567)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK REPULSO 5167 8 6 0 45 NEW MISFITS (565)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is DEEDERS 5419. The most popular warrior this turn
was DEEDERS 5419. The ten other most popular fighters were KLYDE SPECTRE 4612, WHITE
DEVIL 5451, RABID RODENT 5165, MAMBA 5373, POT HOLE 5044, CARJACK 4047, TANNER 5387,
MALORT 5513, 21 SPEED 5333, and PICAROON 5202.
The least popular fighter this week was HYDEKY 5503. The other ten least popular
fighters were BARBARA ANN 5429, CHEATER METER MAID 5280, CABO BOB 5517, DUKE OF EARL
5501, VAL VALINE 5477, NEON GOD 5121, SHORT SIGHTED 5276, HOBBES 5106, CALVIN 5434,
and PASSIONNAIRE 5191.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
LUSTY LISA (28-5412) TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)
CARJACK (28-4047) UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LV
PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
GRIM REAVER 1356 (260-138-6) 5 3 0 THE BEARS
CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MRS. BUTTERWORTH 1226 (96-99-5) 1 4 0 SUAVE ONCE LOVED ME
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ELECTRIC BOOGALOO 4813 (13-7-2) 2 3 0 MY GENERATION
The Turf Wars are coming. The Turf Wars are coming. Come one; come all. Gather
your alliance or collection of 2-4 teams and join in the competition. Hurry up! While
Feb 2016 seems so far away, it is only six or so turns away, and it does take a while
to make sure you have a team in DM47, communicate to find a group, send in certs,
announce in writing in DM47, etc. etc. Teams of all levels and managers of all types,
including newbies, find themselves competing quite well in this type of competition.
Let's make the tenth anniversary (TWX) the biggest and best ever.
This 10th competition will be hosted and moderated by the triumvirate of Assur,
Master Darque and Oz The All-Wonderful.
Anyone may participate: known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances
created solely to compete in the Turf War!
To participate, each alliance must:
a. Announce the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter.
b. Indicate in the newsletter which Captain/alliance you will join.
c. Announcements made on the D2 Forums or elsewhere will not be accepted.
Captains are responsible for:
a. Verifying/authorizing, in the North Fork newsletter those who wish to
participate under the banner of their alliance. The confirmation/verification
must occur after, or in the same newsletter, but not before, the participant's
declaration. (Lack of participant indication of joining and/or subsequent lack
of Captain confirmation will delay a team's participation in the Turf War.)
b. Distribution of prizes should their alliance win the Turf War.
c. Submit two (2) RSI Roll-Up Certificates to participate. (Note: Captains may,
if they wish, submit certs for all potential members of their alliance.)
Participating managers who are not Captains must:
a. Submit two (2) RSI Roll-Up Certificates to participate (Unless already
submitted by Captain. Note: extras will not be returned, but will go into the
winning pool of prizes.)
b. Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name, and alliance
they will represent in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter. Announcement made on
the D2 Forums or Chatzy will not be accepted.
1. No scores will be tabulated until two RSI Gift Certificates are received,
and participant indication and captain confirmation are posted in the
North Fork newsletter. NO EXCEPTIONS.
2. Before a manager can compete, he/she must declare themselves in the North
Fork (DM 47) newsletter as stated above AND be verified in the same or
subsequent newsletter by the alliance Captain they will represent.
3. Only one (1) team per player may compete. No arena multiple teams or
aliases will be allowed. Violations will result in immediate manager
disqualification (including team point adjustments) from the Turf War (so
be sure to take any multiple teams OFF of Team Maintenance and be certain
not to run any other team warriors).
4. Scoring will NOT be retroactive for teams/alliances that do not properly
declare or get captain confirmation or fail to send a Gift Certificate by
Turn 1. In other words, if your Gift Certificate is not received until
Turn 3 of the Turf War, and you have fought on Turns 1 and 2, your score
will not begin until Turn 3. All conditions must be met before scoring
will begin--declaration, verification, and Gift Certificate received.
5. No declarations or verifications will be accepted after Turn 3 of the Turf
War.
For purposes of scoring, the moderators will score the Turf War and settle any and all
disputes as they arise. Their decisions will be final. (Note: the intent is to have a
very thorough set of rules so that few decisions, if any, are required from the
moderators.)
Scoring will be as follows for Fights:
Team Points:
a. Fights made: (includes DA fights)
1 = 0 points, 2 = 0 points, 3 = 1 point, 4 = 3 points, 5 = 5 points
b. Wins earned:
1 = 1 point, 2 = 3 points, 3 = 6 points, 4 = 10 points, 5 = 15 points
c. Champion win = 3 additional points
d. Down Challenge = (-5) points each (DM is exempt from DC rule)
e. Team with most wins per round earns 4 additional points
(If ties, no points awarded)
Alliance Points (Rounds 1 through 5):
a. Fights made (DA fights count as a fight made)
All (each) team of the alliance fights 1 to 3 warriors = 3 points
All (each) team fights 4+ warriors = 6 points
All (each) team fights all five warriors = 9
b. Alliance with most wins per that round = 5 points
(If tied, no points awarded.)
Alliance Points (Rounds 6 through 10 as alliance point scoring doubles):
c. Fights made (DA fights count as a fight made)
All (each) team of the alliance fights 1 to 3 warriors = 6 points
All (each) team fights 4+ warriors = 12 points
All (each) team fights all five warriors = 18
d. Alliance with most wins per that round = 10 points
e. (If tied, no points awarded.)
Champions:
a. A Champion may be declared, but one is not mandatory. It is to the
team's/alliance's advantage that you do so.
b. Only one Champion allowed per manager at any given time.
c. Champions that graduate or are killed by another warrior or the Dark Arena,
may be replaced.
d. Champions must have fought at least one previous fight in the North Fork (DM47
arena) to be able to be declared a champion.
e. A Champion can be declared on any round and point factors will begin that same
turn. (Must meet above 4 conditions prior to declaring.)
f. Challenges to or by Champions against members of the same alliance shall be
scored as a loss for each warrior.
No warrior may be substituted without the proper use of the DA or arena death or
death in a tournament or graduation. A maximum of five warriors may be on a team at
any time. (The penalty for such substitution is -10 points.)
It is not in the spirit of competition to challenge fellow members of the same
alliance. Hence, challenges as such will be scored as losses for both warriors.
Downchallenges:
a. A downchallenge occurs when a warrior challenges a warrior with lesser
recognition points.
b. No challenge or bloodfeud by The Duelmaster shall be deemed a downchallenge.
c. No challenge of the Duelmaster shall be deemed a downchallenge.
d. Bloodfeuds against warriors with lesser recognition are deemed downchallenges.
Tournament Considerations:
a. Tournament participation is allowed and ENCOURAGED as a great form of
recognition for North Fork.
b. It is an opportunity to gain skills and preferred challenging within the Turf
War.
Special Considerations:
a. Each alliance begins the Turf War with zero (0) points.
b. There will be NO alliance or team changes once the contest has begun. If you
begin the Turf War with Alliance A, you must end the Turf War with Alliance A.
If you begin the Turf War with Team A, you must end the Turf War with Team A.
c. There will be a maximum of four (4) teams/managers allowed per alliance for
the Turf War VII. The minimum is two (2).
d. The Dark Arena may be used at any time without penalty.
e. If at any time, the Moderators determine that any non-TW team in the arena is
aiding and/or abetting any TW alliance or team, the affected points won by the
gifted team/alliance will be disallowed and the aiding non-TW team will be
asked to desist from play in the arena until after the Turf War concludes.
Prizes:
The Turf War is meant to be a "winner takes all" contest. All prizes, except the
Endu Award listed below, and 100% of the Gift Certificates will be awarded to the
Captain of the winning alliance at the end of the competition. It is the
responsibility of the Captain to distribute Gift Certificates.
Moderators will submit a list of each manager on the winning alliance to RSI at
the completion of the contest for the non-Certificate prizes.
All entry fees (rollup certs) are awarded to the winning alliance.
The following prizes have been secured from RSI:
a. Renaming of the North Fork (DM 47) arena;
b. Renaming of all Dark Arena Monsters
c. Known Favorites for one DM47 warrior on each team of the winning alliance
(warrior must be ranked Initiate or above, must be alive, and must have at
least one DM47 arena fight to receive this award).
d. +1 Skill bonus (three) for each manager on the winning alliance. Bonus
potions must be applied to living warriors from DM 47, no more than two
skills per warrior.
e. +1 Skill bonus potion (one) for each and every individual manager who
fights in all 10 rounds AND at least 45 fights of the Turf War. Bonus
potion must be applied to a living warrior from (DM 47) (Endu Award).
f. Two additional random rollup sheets or rollup certs for each manager of
the winning alliance from RSI.
These RSI awards will be listed by the Moderator for claiming from RSI (Lee)
within 4 turns of the end of TW VI. The certs will be mailed to the winning alliance
by the Moderators within two weeks of the end of the TW.
Moderators:
The Moderators for this event will be Oz, Master Darque, and Assur (the TWX
Triumvirate), They will arbitrate all dealings during the course of the contest.
Their decisions will be final. Direct questions, comments, and scoring disputes via
Diplo in DM 47, on the Duel2 site in the Forums/via private message, or via email to:
DM 47 (Diplo) Duel2 (PM/Forums) Email
Oz: Land of Oz "The Consortium" wfms101@aol.com
Master Darque: Darque Forces "Darque" rebelnerfherder@yahoo.com
Assur: Bash Bros Park "Assur" assurnasir@yahoo.com