DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/09/2015    Duedate: 11/05/2015

MORYA ARENA

DM-28    TURN-390

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BIG GUT
BASH BROS BODY (541)
(28-4911) [16-10-0,113]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FLO VALVE                      HYDEKY
OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)         BLATZ COALITION (579)
(28-4243) [13-13-1,120]        (28-5503) [4-2-0,35]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

WASTELAND WARLORD              WHEELY BALDY
NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)        NEW MISFITS (565)
(28-3594) [21-17-0,84]         (28-5166) [11-5-1,90]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BIG SHOTS (574)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BIG LAKE PURE (568)         58
2. NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)       48      BIG SHOTS (574)
3. TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)       33      Unchartered Team
4. OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)      26
5. THE ANIMANIACS (563)        25      THE ANIMANIACS (563)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 BIG SHOTS (574)          119  60  6 66.5   1/ 1 BIG SHOTS (574)          13  2 2
 2/ 4 NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)  147 107  7 57.9   2/ 4 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)   10  5 1
 3/ 3 BASH BROS BODY (541)      58  43  1 57.4   3- 2 SERPENTS HOLD (575)       9  1 1
 4/ 5 PANDORA'S CARDS (570)     77  67  5 53.5   4/ 5 NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)     9  6 1
 5/ 7 SEA DOGS (567)           180 160 16 52.9   5/ 8 BIG LAKE PURE (568)       8  7 1
 6/ 8 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)   261 237 12 52.4   6/13 LUNAE MILITES (387)       7  7 0
 7/13*THE ANIMANIACS (563)      13  12  1 52.0   7/ 3 NEW MISFITS (565)         7  8 1
 8- 9 GOLDEN OLDIES (577)       34  32  1 51.5   8- 6 MAGICAL MADNESS (417)     6  4 0
 9-10 MAGICAL MADNESS (417)     78  74  2 51.3   9/10 BASH BROS BODY (541)      6  7 0
10/ 6 NEW MISFITS (565)         41  39  2 51.3  10/ 7 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)     6  7 0
11/12 LUNAE MILITES (387)      107 104  8 50.7  11/16 SEA DOGS (567)            5  5 2
12/11 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)     72  72  3 50.0  12-15 MEAN PEOPLE (514)         5  5 0
13/ 0 THE FALLEN ANGELS (535)   53  53  6 50.0  13-14 CLASSIC ARCADE (415)      5  5 0
14/18 NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)     30  30  3 50.0  14/12*BLATZ COALITION (579)     5 10 0
15-15 MEAN PEOPLE (514)         39  40  3 49.4  15/19*THE ANIMANIACS (563)      5 10 0
16-16 CLASSIC ARCADE (415)      88  96  7 47.8  16-17 THRESHOLD (560)           4  5 1
17/20 BIG LAKE PURE (568)       34  40  5 45.9  17- 9 GOLDEN OLDIES (577)       4  6 0
18-19 OF WOLF AND MAN (558)     27  32  0 45.8  18-18 OF WOLF AND MAN (558)     3  5 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/21 GOAT'S HAI-5 (580)        22  27  1 44.9  19/20 TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)     3  8 1
20/23 TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)     65  88  6 42.5  20/ 0 THE FALLEN ANGELS (535)   2  0 0
21/ 0*DIZNEE (581)               2   3  1 40.0  21/ 0*DIZNEE (581)              2  3 1
22-25 SERPENTS HOLD (575)       53  81  2 39.6  22/25 NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)   2  5 0
23/24 STAFF OF LIFE (556)       31  48  2 39.2  23/23 PANDORA'S CARDS (570)     2  8 0
24/22*BLATZ COALITION (579)     17  28  0 37.8  24/22 GOAT'S HAI-5 (580)        1  2 0
25-26 THRESHOLD (560)           23  41  2 35.9  25/24 STAFF OF LIFE (556)       1  4 0
26- 0*LORDS OF DEATH (474)      12  24  1 33.3  26/ 0*BOOK OF THOMAS (584)      0  3 0
27/ 0*BOOK OF THOMAS (584)       0   3  0  0.0  27- 0*LORDS OF DEATH (474)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

Slaughter Contest
Turn 12 Report

Turn                           Turn        Total Total 
Score  Team                    Record      Score Fights DA's
 38    SEA DOGS (567)          1-0-1-0, Y    3   54/60   0
 27    BIG SHOTS (574)         4-1-1-0, Y    5   59/60   0
 25    BASH BROS BODY (541)    3-1-0-0, Y    3   58/60   0
 24    LUNAE MILITES (387)     2-3-0-1, N   -2   60/60   0
 21    SERPENTS HOLD (575)     5-0-1-0, N    6   60/60   1
 18    CLASSIC ARCADE (415)    3-2-0-0, Y    2   60/60   0
 17    NEW MISFITS (565)       2-3-1-0, Y    1   60/60   0
 17    MAGICAL MADNESS (417)   2-3-0-0, Y    0   60/60   0
 17    COMIC STRIPS (557)      2-3-1-1, Y    0   59/60   1
 13    UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)   4-1-0-0, N    3   60/60   0
 13    OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)  4-1-1-0, Y    5   60/60   0
  5    GOLDEN OLDIES (577)     2-3-0-0, N   -1   60/60   1
  4    OF WOLF AND MAN (558)   2-2-0-0, N    0   58/60   0
 -1    NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)   3-2-0-0, N    1   55/60   1
 -3    STAFF OF LIFE (556)     0-2-0-0, N   -2   48/60   1
 -3    TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)   1-4-0-1, N   -4   60/60   0
 -4    BIG LAKE PURE (568)     2-3-0-1, N   -2   60/60   0
-16    THRESHOLD (560)         2-2-0-0, N    0   59/60   1
 DQ    PANDORA'S CARDS (570)   1-4-0-3, N   -6   50/60   4
 DQ    MEAN PEOPLE (514)       2-3-0-0, N   -1   50/60   3

Prizes:
Bonus Potions and Favorites Knowledge must be used before December 3, 2015 on warriors 
with 5 or more FE on the team that won the prizes.  Resurrection must be used by April 
21.

SEA DOGS: 1 Resurrection Potion, 1 +1 Skill Bonus Potion, 1 Favorites Knowledge Potion
BIG SHOTS: One +1 Skill Bonus Potion, One Favorites Knowledge Potion
BASH BROS BODY: One +1 Skill Bonus Potion

Endurance Award (One +1 Skill Bonus Potion) (in addition to the above)
SEA DOGS, BIG SHOTS, BASH BROS BODY, LUNAE MILITES, SERPENTS HOLD, CLASSIC ARCADE, NEW 
MISFITS, MAGICAL MADNESS, COMIC STRIPS, UGLY URBAN ORCS, OTTO'S MECHANICS, GOLDEN 
OLDIES, OF WOLF AND MAN, NUCLEAR KNIGHTS, TEAM KASSEL TAP, BIG LAKE PURE, THRESHOLD

Thank you to everyone who participated and made this contest a success.  You are now 
all free to challenge and avoid to your heart's content, perhaps even avenge some of 
those challenges you took from non-participants.

                                          Moderators:
                                          Street Legal & Assurnasirbanipal

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
MORYA brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Now keep the taverns open late 
tonight, for there are sorrows to drown for GOLDEN OLDIES, whose 0-0-0 this turn 
dropped them by 8 into 17th.  Ha!  LUNAE MILITES turned their 3-1-0 turn into a 6th 
place rank in the listings this turn.  Any better than this, and you get put on hit 
lists.  Now let's all watch NUCLEAR KNIGHTS' heads swell from their 4-1-0 this turn.  
Haa ha ha ha!  Big shots, big talk, big deal.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see LETCH TUBBS win a fight and gain 28 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, 
ANGRY MOMENTUM beat SPRAIN and SPRAIN lost 13 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  BIG 
GUT challenged MORYA's Duelmaster for a shot at the throne.  And it's out with the 
old, in with the new, as BIG GUT takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old 
Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you 
this?  You want to know what's new, don't you, MORYA?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  NORTHERN BADLANDS, I suppose you'll be glad to know 
you were this turn's most avoided team.  Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  
And who led the way in this mass act of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  
It was NEW MISFITS.  Ha ha ha ha!  HUB CAPP was challenged more times this turn than 
the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.  I guess I can give a 
little credit to WHITE DEVIL of BIG LAKE PURE for challenging up by 22 to UGLY KID 
JOE.  WHITE DEVIL lost to get 32 points of recognition.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for MORYA's 
morgue.  More variety.  Gee, SEA DOGS, ain't it past due for sending SWASHBUCKLER 
Dark Arena?  What took ol' '5-6-4' so long?  Hope?  Ha ha aha ha!  I could say I saw 
this coming, but so could anyone else.  Anyway, this turn it came.  SMOG THE HOG's 
5-7-1 has earned him the Dark Arena.  Gee, UGLY URBAN ORCS, ain't it past due for 
sending CHEATER METER MAID Dark Arena?  What took ol' '7-5-0' so long?  Hope?  Ha ha 
aha ha!  I could say I saw this coming, but so could anyone else.  Anyway, this turn 
it came.  POT HOLE's 4-8-0 has earned him the Dark Arena.  Whoa!  I'll even buy NOPE 
a drink tonight!  Anyone who can come back from the Dark Arena, I want to be on his 
good side!  Nipped in the bud, you might say, was MALORT of BIG SHOTS this turn.  
Course, I wouldn't say that, so much as have a belly laugh.  Heh heh.  You can run, 
LETCH TUBBS, but maybe you can't hide from BIG SHOTS.  Killing MALORT is something 
the rest of BIG LAKE PURE may not be able to help you with.  Not that I'll be buying 
the drinks, but I'll be glad to see VISCIOUS HATE and BIG LAKE PURE at Arthur's Last 
Stand tonight celebrating their bloodfeud victory over REPULSO.  Honor is like a 
chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless 
rebuke me on this one.   
     There's got to be a better place in MORYA to get a drink than Arthur's Last 
Stand!  Any suggestions?  Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so 
nice!  So nyaaah!  Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BIG GUT 4911                 16  10  0   113       BASH BROS BODY (541)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FROGGER 3656                 19  18  1   140       CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
-MAMBA 5373                   11   5  1   127       SERPENTS HOLD (575)
 FLO VALVE 4243               13  13  1   120       OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
 JAHGG GRIMEYE 4859           13  10  1   115       THE FALLEN ANGELS (535)
 WOODFORD 5338                19   6  1   111       BIG SHOTS (574)
-DRUNKEN DONUT 3712           20   9  0   105       UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
 HUB CAPP 4168                21  14  0   103       OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
-DEEDERS 5419                 17  11  1   102       TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)
-KLYDE SPECTRE 4612           11   5  1   102       MEAN PEOPLE (514)
 BAD MOON RISING 4019         16  15  1    98       LUNAE MILITES (387)
 GORDONS 5337                 17   8  0    96       BIG SHOTS (574)
 THE HIEROPHANT 5298          17   7  0    95       PANDORA'S CARDS (570)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LONGSHOREMAN 5199            12   3  2    90       SEA DOGS (567)
 WHEELY BALDY 5166            11   5  1    90       NEW MISFITS (565)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ATTILA 4858                  13   8  1    88       THE FALLEN ANGELS (535)
 QUEEN OF PENTACLES 5294      12   7  0    88       PANDORA'S CARDS (570)
 WASTELAND WARLORD 3594       21  17  0    84       NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)
-GALAXIAN 4188                16  10  1    84       CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
 BONE SAW 5331                 7   5  1    80       NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)
-TANNER 5387                  10   7  0    77       SERPENTS HOLD (575)
 12 BRAVO 5334                 8   4  1    75       NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)
-NUTTY NECROMANCER 5328        8   4  1    72       MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
 PICAROON 5202                11   2  0    71       SEA DOGS (567)
 MORI-ZUMA GRL 5493            8   6  0    69       GOAT'S HAI-5 (580)
-RUNE 4083                    10  10  0    68       MAGICAL MADNESS (417)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VISCIOUS HATE 5277           11   3  1    66       BIG LAKE PURE (568)
-ZAXXON 4172                  10  14  1    66       CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
 FREEBOOTER 5201               8   6  0    61       SEA DOGS (567)
 ANGRY MOMENTUM 5274           8   7  1    59       BIG LAKE PURE (568)
 RABID RODENT 5165             5  11  0    59       NEW MISFITS (565)
-PEGGY SUE 5426                9   5  1    58       GOLDEN OLDIES (577)
-INCANTATION 5057              8   4  0    57       MAGICAL MADNESS (417)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHANTILLY LACE 5430          10   6  0    55       GOLDEN OLDIES (577)
 UGLY KID JOE 4246            11   2  0    52       NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)
 DOCTOR SCIENCE 5476           6   2  0    52       NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)
-MURZIO KORST 5157             6   6  0    51       OF WOLF AND MAN (558)
 TRICLOPS 5164                 9   7  0    49       NEW MISFITS (565)
-DIAMONDBACK 5366              8   4  0    49       SERPENTS HOLD (575)
-QIX 4245                     11   6  0    48       CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
 RECEDING HAIR LINE 5125       8   5  0    47       BASH BROS BODY (541)
-CANTA THE SHARK 5111          4   8  0    47       OF WOLF AND MAN (558)
 REPULSO 5167                  9   7  1    46       NEW MISFITS (565)
 VAL VALINE 5477               5   3  1    46       OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
 PINK SHIRT 5336               8   4  0    45       BIG SHOTS (574)
-KYGOMAI-LOVEGRL 5495          6   4  1    45       GOAT'S HAI-5 (580)
-WACKY WICCAN 4314            10   4  0    44       MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
 OL' GRIZ 4250                 9   6  2    44       NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)
 BLUE MOON 4373                8   5  1    42       LUNAE MILITES (387)
-NEGA-SANGO 5490               5   2  0    42       GOAT'S HAI-5 (580)
 CORSAIR 5198                  7   5  1    41       SEA DOGS (567)
-WISE PILGRIM 5085             7   7  0    39       STAFF OF LIFE (556)
-ROCKIN ROBBIN 5475            6   1  0    38       GOLDEN OLDIES (577)
 SPRAIN 5195                   8   5  0    36       BASH BROS BODY (541)
-TEDDY WESTSIDE 5122           7   6  0    36       THRESHOLD (560)
 HIGHWINE 5488                 5   2  2    36       BIG SHOTS (574)
-PEMULIS 4851                  5   4  1    36       THE FALLEN ANGELS (535)
 HYDEKY 5503                   4   2  0    35       BLATZ COALITION (579)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BELOW DARK 5124               6   7  1    33       THRESHOLD (560)
-WING HARPER 5194              6   4  1    33       STAFF OF LIFE (556)
-RAMONA 5123                   5   8  0    33       THRESHOLD (560)
-GENGHIS COHEN 4848            4   2  0    33       THE FALLEN ANGELS (535)
 NOPE 5539                     1   0  1    33       TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)
 AXLE FOLEY 5061               5   8  0    32       OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
-RAIDER BLAGG 5326             5   5  0    32       MEAN PEOPLE (514)
 WHITE DEVIL 5451              4   6  1    32       BIG LAKE PURE (568)
-LEAN MAC 5313                 6   5  1    31       MEAN PEOPLE (514)
 DOT 5156                      3   2  0    31       THE ANIMANIACS (563)
 APOCALYPTOR 5163              7   9  0    30       NEW MISFITS (565)
 THE ELUCIDATOR 5311           5   9  1    30       STAFF OF LIFE (556)
 MOONBOW 5462                  5   4  0    30       LUNAE MILITES (387)
 21 SPEED 5333                 5   7  1    28       NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LETCH TUBBS 5552              1   0  1    28       BIG LAKE PURE (568)
-RENARD DA KOVA 5114           4   8  0    27       OF WOLF AND MAN (558)
-CRATOS RAMIRO 5110            6   6  0    26       OF WOLF AND MAN (558)
 SLICE AND DICE 5439           4   6  0    26       NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)
-BOMBATTA 5510                 4   0  0    26       SERPENTS HOLD (575)
 HONEY MOON 5509               2   3  0    26       LUNAE MILITES (387)
-BARBARA ANN 5429              4   9  0    25       GOLDEN OLDIES (577)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KICK-MAN 5436                 5   6  2    23       CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
-HECATE TRIOS 4288             4   3  0    23       LORDS OF DEATH (474)
-TOODLES 5446                  3   6  0    23       SERPENTS HOLD (575)
 HUNZYKER 5468                 6   3  0    21       BLATZ COALITION (579)
-HAGAR 5437                    5   6  0    21       TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)
 YAKKO 5154                    3   2  0    20       THE ANIMANIACS (563)
 RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 5472      5   4  0    19       BIG LAKE PURE (568)
 VAUDRYN 5470                  4   5  0    19       BLATZ COALITION (579)
-VINCENZO 4319                 3   3  1    13       LORDS OF DEATH (474)
 GYRG 5504                     3   3  0    12       BLATZ COALITION (579)
-HESHER THE TALL 4289          2   5  0    11       LORDS OF DEATH (474)
 CUELLA DE VIL 5520            1   0  1    11       DIZNEE (581)
 CHICKEN BOO 5541              1   0  0    11       THE ANIMANIACS (563)
-SPELLWEAVER 5487              2   4  0    10       MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
-SUN BOY 5463                  2   2  0    10       STAFF OF LIFE (556)
 SIR HISS 5524                 1   0  0    10       DIZNEE (581)
 PESTO 5153                    2   3  0     9       THE ANIMANIACS (563)
-DIANA QUICK 4291              1   6  0     9       LORDS OF DEATH (474)
-RAUNCH SMUTTY 5516            1   1  0     9       MEAN PEOPLE (514)
-NEGA-YOMI 5491                1   1  0     8       GOAT'S HAI-5 (580)
-SASION 5512                   1   2  1     6       THRESHOLD (560)
-BOO BOO CASCADE 5515          1   2  0     5       MEAN PEOPLE (514)
-NOTWASTINMYTIME 4403          1   0  0     5       NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)
-NEGA-AMI 5492                 0   2  0     5       GOAT'S HAI-5 (580)
-DUKE OF EARL 5501             0   5  0     5       GOLDEN OLDIES (577)
 WAKKO WARNER 5519             1   1  0     4       THE ANIMANIACS (563)
-CABO BOB 5517                 0   2  0     2       TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)
-WOODLAND GARDNR 5518          0   1  0     1       STAFF OF LIFE (556)
 BALOO 5523                    0   1  0     1       DIZNEE (581)
 URSULA 5522                   0   1  0     1       DIZNEE (581)
 SHERE KHAN 5521               0   1  0     1       DIZNEE (581)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PERSISTENT BEGGA        0  0 0                      CUELLA DE VIL 5520    390  NONE
ACNE 5147               4  7 1 BASH BROS BODY 541   SLAUGHTER PRIEST      390  NONE
UNPLEASANT ODORS 5499   1  5 0 BASH BROS BODY 541   DARK CHAMPION         390  NONE
SHORT SIGHTED 5276      3 11 1 BIG LAKE PURE 568    REPULSO 5167          389  JUST REVENGED
MALORT 5513             3  1 0 BIG SHOTS 574        LETCH TUBBS 5552      390   
CHARLIE RANKIN 5500     0  1 0 BIZARRO SQUAD 537    4 OF WANDS 5484       386  NONE
MYKEY 5502              0  4 0 BLATZ COALITION 579  SASION 5512           388   
SCARLET ORC 5551        0  1 0 BLATZ COALITION 579  WURM KIN              390  NONE
NEWB 5545               0  1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 584   SHEWISH GIANT         390  NONE
NEWB 5543               0  1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 584   SLAUGHTER PRIEST      390  NONE
NEWB 5542               0  1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 584   DARK CHAMPION         390  NONE
HIGH ELF                0  0 0 DARK ARENA           NOPE 5539             390  NONE
SAILOR MOON 4133       14  8 1 LUNAE MILITES 387    LONGSHOREMAN 5199     389   
NYALL BLOODGRIN 3963   20 13 2 NORTHERN BADLAND 337 MAMBA 5373            389   
CAVOLA ZAPAYO 5112      7  3 0 OF WOLF AND MAN 558  ACNE 5147             387   
PHIL TURR 5442          3  8 0 OTTO'S MECHANICS 226 HIGH ELF              390  NONE
JOKER 1 5547            0  1 0 PANDORA'S CARDS 570  BLACK ORC             390  NONE
JOKER 2 5548            0  1 0 PANDORA'S CARDS 570  SLAUGHTER PRIEST      390  NONE
JOKER 3 5549            0  1 0 PANDORA'S CARDS 570  SPYMASTER             390  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SWASHBUCKLER 5197       5  7 4 SEA DOGS 567         SHEWISH GIANT         390  NONE
PASSIONNAIRE 5191       6  7 0 STAFF OF LIFE 556    BONE SAW 5331         388   
KATIE KABOOM 5155       2  2 1 THE ANIMANIACS 563   HIGHWINE 5488         389   
WAKKO 5152              1  2 0 THE ANIMANIACS 563   HIGHWINE 5488         388   
BRIMSTEIN 5464          1  4 0 THRESHOLD 560        SEVEN OF WANDS 5479   386  NONE
NEON GOD 5121           2 10 0 THRESHOLD 560        SWASHBUCKLER 5197     388   
CHEATER METER MA 5280   7  6 0 UGLY URBAN ORCS 425  MOUNTAIN TROLL        390  NONE
POT HOLE 5044           4  9 0 UGLY URBAN ORCS 425  WURM KIN              390  NONE
SMOG THE HOG 5281       5  8 1 UGLY URBAN ORCS 425  WURM KIN              390  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Assur's vote for the worst Slaughter Contest team goes to Crip.  Vlad probably would 
have won it, but because he didn't post all his warriors, I have to disqualify him and 
give Crip the nod.  And Crip, I LOVE #5, but man he sucks.

I vote for Vlad and GOLDEN OLDIES as the worst team in the DM #28 contest. -- Slugbait

May the worst team win. -- Slugbait 

Highwine -- Are you crazy?  We will have revenge or die trying. -- The Animaniacs

Well, back to .500.  Let's hope we keep it up. -- The Warner Bros. and the Warner 
Sister

Morya -- My vote for least desireable setup goes to Vlad's Golden Oldies. -- Crip, Mgr 
of Otto's Mechanics

Morya -- So, how many people will be sticking around, how many are abandoning this 
place, and how busy will the Dark Arena be this turn.  These are the questions that 
need to be answered. -- Otto's Mechanics

All -- Not sure if we're to vote on the worst Slaughter Contest team or if Slugbait 
will be picking them.  Also not sure if we can vote on our own team. At any rate I 
think Street's Arcade Classics are the worst.  Did pretty good with them. -- Spirit

Galaxian here, updating Morya for the last time for a while... likely... We would like 
to cast our vote for worst team to COMIC STRIPS! They SUCK the most!!! -- Galaxian 

In case I got lazy and forget to put out my Team Spotlight.... Street Legal would like 
to thank his co-moderator ASSUR for all his hard work on this contest! He is solely 
responsible for ALL the scoring and spotlights you saw in this contest! He made a 
program to score the contest and saved me probably 2 hours of manual work each turn to 
score this! 3, no make it 4, cheers for Assur! HURRAH, HURRAH, HURRAH, HURRAH! Assur 
is da man! -- Street Legal, Classic Arcade  		 	

All -- A fondue from the Oldies, cause we are OUTTIE!  Thanks to Street Legal for 
championing the contest and to Assur for helping to moderate and report.   Grats to 
the weiners!  Since we can't (or shouldn't) vote for ourselves, the Oldies vote for 
worse team goes to Crip. -- Vlad

OAB -- Impressive job, winning the Slaughter Contest in uncontested fashion. -- Assur

HowlinWolf -- Even more impressive how you came from the middle of the pack and took 
over 2nd. -- Assur

Cratos Ramiro -- I was slowed by my injury, but not enough to prevent me from beating 
your sorry butt. -- Sprain

Murzio Korst -- On the other hand, Tripwire's mastery at training your kind gave my 
old balding self little chance. -- Receding Hair Line

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SWASHBUCKLER was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ACNE was viciously butchered by SLAUGHTER PRIEST in a 3 minute Dark Arena duel.
SMOG THE HOG was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
CHEATER METER MAID was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 3 minute Dark Arena brawl.
POT HOLE was assassinated by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
PHIL TURR was dealt death by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
UNPLEASANT ODORS was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
JOKER 2 was executed by SLAUGHTER PRIEST in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
NEWB was easily killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
NOPE easily killed HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
NEWB was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
JOKER 3 was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
NEWB was slaughtered by SLAUGHTER PRIEST in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
JOKER 1 was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
SCARLET ORC was easily killed by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
VISCIOUS HATE overpowered REPULSO in a 3 minute one-sided Bloodfeud match.
PESTO was devastated by HIGHWINE in a 2 minute brutal mismatched Bloodfeud conflict.
BIG GUT demolished LONGSHOREMAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title brawl.
WHEELY BALDY was unbelievably bested by HUB CAPP in a 9 minute Challenge conflict.
TRICLOPS was overpowered by 12 BRAVO in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
RECEDING HAIR LINE outwaited HYDEKY in a unpopular 22 minute Challenge bout.
ANGRY MOMENTUM devastated SPRAIN in a 2 minute brutal one-sided Challenge brawl.
WHITE DEVIL was luckily beaten by UGLY KID JOE in a 3 minute brutal Challenge bout.
GYRG was overpowered by SLICE AND DICE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT was viciously subdued by 21 SPEED in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
WOODFORD savagely defeated VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a popular 1 minute veteran's duel.
THE HIEROPHANT unbelievably bested BONE SAW in a popular 4 minute mismatched fray.
FLO VALVE demolished WASTELAND WARLORD in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
JAHGG GRIMEYE overpowered QUEEN OF PENTACLES in a 1 minute uneven fight.
PICAROON was savagely defeated by BAD MOON RISING in a exciting 3 minute bout.
ATTILA overpowered FREEBOOTER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
GORDONS overpowered KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
RABID RODENT was viciously subdued by MORI-ZUMA GRL in a exciting 1 minute gory duel.
APOCALYPTOR was overpowered by VAL VALINE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
DOCTOR SCIENCE overpowered BLUE MOON in a 1 minute one-sided match.
AXLE FOLEY was savagely defeated by OL' GRIZ in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
PINK SHIRT beat THE ELUCIDATOR in a exciting 1 minute fray.
VAUDRYN was devastated by CORSAIR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MOONBOW devastated OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
HUNZYKER was viciously subdued by DOT in a action packed 5 minute gory bout.
WAKKO WARNER was subdued by SIR HISS in a 1 minute amateur's match.
MALORT was murdered by LETCH TUBBS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HONEY MOON overpowered URSULA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
YAKKO handily defeated BALOO in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CHICKEN BOO vanquished SHERE KHAN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CUELLA DE VIL killed PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute bloody beginner's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  17         TOTAL PARRY       88 -  68 -  0      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         STRIKING ATTACK   74 -  67 -  7      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  10         LUNGING ATTACK   103 -  96 -  5      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                       9         AIMED BLOW        75 -  76 -  7      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         WALL OF STEEL     56 -  57 -  3      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         SLASHING ATTACK   45 -  55 -  6      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         PARRY-LUNGE       27 -  34 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         BASHING ATTACK    41 -  56 -  5      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE      15 -  21 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -  27 -  1      27  |

Turn 390 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        5 -  3     AIMED BLOW         4 -  5         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    10 -  7     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  5         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  5     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  7         2  WALL OF STEEL  
                              WALL OF STEEL      2 -  5         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  3         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   BIG GUT 4911               16  10  0  113 BASH BROS BODY (541)
WALL OF STEEL    JAHGG GRIMEYE 4859         13  10  1  115 THE FALLEN ANGELS (535)
TOTAL PARRY      HUB CAPP 4168              21  14  0  103 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
SLASHING ATTACK  BAD MOON RISING 4019       16  15  1   98 LUNAE MILITES (387)
STRIKING ATTACK  LONGSHOREMAN 5199          12   3  2   90 SEA DOGS (567)
AIMED BLOW       QUEEN OF PENTACLES 5294    12   7  0   88 PANDORA'S CARDS (570)
PARRY-LUNGE      WASTELAND WARLORD 3594     21  17  0   84 NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)
BASHING ATTACK   REPULSO 5167                9   7  1   46 NEW MISFITS (565)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is WASTELAND WARLORD 3594.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was WHEELY BALDY 5166.  The ten other most popular fighters were BAD MOON 
RISING 4019, ACNE 5147, BONE SAW 5331, DOT 5156, OL' GRIZ 4250, WHITE DEVIL 5451, 
VISCIOUS HATE 5277, HUB CAPP 4168, ANGRY MOMENTUM 5274, and 21 SPEED 5333.

The least popular fighter this week was HYDEKY 5503.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were RECEDING HAIR LINE 5125, HUNZYKER 5468, SHERE KHAN 5521, BALOO 5523, 
URSULA 5522, MALORT 5513, WAKKO WARNER 5519, VAUDRYN 5470, BLUE MOON 4373, and 
APOCALYPTOR 5163.

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.