DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/06/2015    Duedate: 12/03/2015

MORYA ARENA

DM-28    TURN-391

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DRUNKEN DONUT
UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
(28-3712) [21-9-0,113]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FLO VALVE                      DOT
OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)         THE ANIMANIACS (563)
(28-4243) [14-13-1,124]        (28-5156) [3-3-0,28]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

WASTELAND WARLORD              WHEELY BALDY
NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)        NEW MISFITS (565)
(28-3594) [22-17-0,100]        (28-5166) [11-6-1,90]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BLATZ COALITION (579)       61
2. OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)      42      BIG SHOTS (574)
3. NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)     39      Unchartered Team
4. MEAN PEOPLE (514)           23
5. DIZNEE (581)                15      THE ANIMANIACS (563)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 BIG SHOTS (574)          121  63  6 65.8   1/ 2 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)   10  5 2
 2/ 2 NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)  151 107  7 58.5   2/ 1 BIG SHOTS (574)          10  5 1
 3/ 3 BASH BROS BODY (541)      60  44  1 57.7   3/ 4 NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)    10  5 0
 4/ 5 SEA DOGS (567)           182 163 16 52.8   4/ 9 BASH BROS BODY (541)      7  5 0
 5/ 4 PANDORA'S CARDS (570)     78  70  5 52.7   5/14 BLATZ COALITION (579)     7  8 1
 6/ 6 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)   264 239 13 52.5   6/22 NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)   6  5 0
 7- 8 GOLDEN OLDIES (577)       34  32  1 51.5   7/ 5 BIG LAKE PURE (568)       6  9 1
 8- 9 MAGICAL MADNESS (417)     78  74  2 51.3   8/15*THE ANIMANIACS (563)      6  9 0
 9/14 NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)     33  32  3 50.8   9- 3 SERPENTS HOLD (575)       5  0 1
10-11 LUNAE MILITES (387)      107 104  8 50.7  10- 6 LUNAE MILITES (387)       5  4 0
11/10 NEW MISFITS (565)         43  42  2 50.6  11/10 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)     5  4 0
12/12 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)     73  72  3 50.3  12/12 MEAN PEOPLE (514)         5  5 0
13-13 THE FALLEN ANGELS (535)   53  53  6 50.0  13/11 SEA DOGS (567)            4  7 1
14/15 MEAN PEOPLE (514)         42  42  3 50.0  14/ 7 NEW MISFITS (565)         4 11 1
15-16 CLASSIC ARCADE (415)      88  96  7 47.8  15-13 CLASSIC ARCADE (415)      3  2 0
16/ 7*THE ANIMANIACS (563)      14  16  1 46.7  16/21*DIZNEE (581)              3  7 1
17-18 OF WOLF AND MAN (558)     27  32  0 45.8  17/23 PANDORA'S CARDS (570)     3 11 0
18/17 BIG LAKE PURE (568)       35  44  5 44.3  18-20 THE FALLEN ANGELS (535)   2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/19 GOAT'S HAI-5 (580)        22  28  1 44.0  19-18 OF WOLF AND MAN (558)     2  2 0
20/24 BLATZ COALITION (579)     22  28  1 44.0  20-16 THRESHOLD (560)           2  2 0
21/20 TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)     65  90  6 41.9  21- 8 MAGICAL MADNESS (417)     2  3 0
22-22 SERPENTS HOLD (575)       53  81  2 39.6  22-17 GOLDEN OLDIES (577)       2  3 0
23-23 STAFF OF LIFE (556)       31  48  2 39.2  23/19 TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)     2  6 1
24-25 THRESHOLD (560)           23  41  2 35.9  24/24 GOAT'S HAI-5 (580)        1  2 0
25-26*LORDS OF DEATH (474)      12  24  1 33.3  25/26*BOOK OF THOMAS (584)      0  5 0
26/21*DIZNEE (581)               3   7  1 30.0  26-25 STAFF OF LIFE (556)       0  3 0
27/27*BOOK OF THOMAS (584)       0   5  0  0.0  27-27*LORDS OF DEATH (474)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Assur calls me a disappointment.  I say his expectations are too high.  This dueling 
business is tough.  He thinks my performance is only related to me.  Well think again, 
my manager.  The guy who walks out on the sands has many of the same intentions I do.  
At that point, it is a fight.  My victory vs. his.  Guess what?!?  Someone will walk 
off the sands with victory and someone will not.

I did embarrass that Sea Dog with an inflated record!

                                          -- Big Gut

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
MORYA brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, BIG SHOTS, since OTTO'S 
MECHANICS took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  If Arthur's Last 
Stand is buying drinks for NORTHERN BADLANDS' good turn, I'm afraid the place will be 
dry before long.  A 4-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  Gee, I'm impressed, a 5-0-1 is 
nice, but don't get cocky, BLATZ COALITION, the Fates teach humility, and the Fates 
are proud.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see WASTELAND WARLORD win a 
fight and gain 16 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, DOCTOR SCIENCE beat FREEBOOTER and 
FREEBOOTER lost 14 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  DRUNKEN DONUT challenged 
MORYA's Duelmaster for a shot at the throne.  And it's out with the old, in with the 
new, as DRUNKEN DONUT takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old 
Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you 
this?  You want to know what's new, don't you, MORYA?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  MORYA, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  
NUCLEAR KNIGHTS the most avoided team?  What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And 
who led the way in this mass act of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It 
was OTTO'S MECHANICS.  Ha ha ha ha!  Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, UGLY KID JOE was 
this turn's most challenged warrior.  Watch that ego swell, sports fans.  Now here's 
guts and stupidity all rolled into one, MORI-ZUMA GRL challenged up 51 to take on FLO 
VALVE of OTTO'S MECHANICS.  Not that I'm surprised or anything, but MORI-ZUMA GRL was 
subdued by FLO VALVE, leaving the latter lower for recognition points.  Now look at 
this.  YAKKO challenged down 19 against DIZNEE's BALOO.  What a weasel!  YAKKO was 
bested by BALOO!  Ok, YAKKO want to fight my grandmother next turn?  Huh?  I guess I 
can give a little credit to WHITE DEVIL of BIG LAKE PURE for challenging up by 20 to 
UGLY KID JOE.  WHITE DEVIL lost to get 33 points of recognition.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  OTTO'S MECHANICS has cause to pause today, 
as SPARE PART was sent to the Dark Arena, and came back--though not in the best of 
moods, I'll wager.  Whoa!  I'll even buy SEEYA! a drink tonight!  Anyone who can come 
back from the Dark Arena, I want to be on his good side!  We're all going to die in 
the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     What does the MORYA arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Paste 
this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DRUNKEN DONUT 3712           21   9  0   113       UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FROGGER 3656                 19  18  1   140       CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
-MAMBA 5373                   11   5  1   127       SERPENTS HOLD (575)
 FLO VALVE 4243               14  13  1   124       OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
 HUB CAPP 4168                22  14  0   116       OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
-JAHGG GRIMEYE 4859           13  10  1   115       THE FALLEN ANGELS (535)
 KLYDE SPECTRE 4612           12   5  1   110       MEAN PEOPLE (514)
 GORDONS 5337                 18   8  0   104       BIG SHOTS (574)
 THE HIEROPHANT 5298          18   7  0   103       PANDORA'S CARDS (570)
-DEEDERS 5419                 17  11  1   102       TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)
 BIG GUT 4911                 16  11  0   101       BASH BROS BODY (541)
 WASTELAND WARLORD 3594       22  17  0   100       NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)
 WOODFORD 5338                19   7  1   100       BIG SHOTS (574)
-BAD MOON RISING 4019         16  15  1    98       LUNAE MILITES (387)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LONGSHOREMAN 5199            12   4  2    90       SEA DOGS (567)
 WHEELY BALDY 5166            11   6  1    90       NEW MISFITS (565)
-ATTILA 4858                  13   8  1    88       THE FALLEN ANGELS (535)
-GALAXIAN 4188                16  10  1    84       CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
 12 BRAVO 5334                 9   4  1    83       NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)
 PICAROON 5202                12   2  0    82       SEA DOGS (567)
 PRIVATEER 5247               16  12  0    78       SEA DOGS (567)
 QUEEN OF PENTACLES 5294      12   8  0    77       PANDORA'S CARDS (570)
-TANNER 5387                  10   7  0    77       SERPENTS HOLD (575)
 BONE SAW 5331                 7   6  1    73       NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)
-NUTTY NECROMANCER 5328        8   4  1    72       MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
 VISCIOUS HATE 5277           12   3  1    69       BIG LAKE PURE (568)
-RUNE 4083                    10  10  0    68       MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
 MORI-ZUMA GRL 5493            8   7  0    67       GOAT'S HAI-5 (580)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ZAXXON 4172                  10  14  1    66       CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
 DOCTOR SCIENCE 5476           7   2  0    66       NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)
 RABID RODENT 5165             6  11  0    63       NEW MISFITS (565)
-PEGGY SUE 5426                9   5  1    58       GOLDEN OLDIES (577)
 RECEDING HAIR LINE 5125       9   5  0    57       BASH BROS BODY (541)
-INCANTATION 5057              8   4  0    57       MAGICAL MADNESS (417)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHANTILLY LACE 5430          10   6  0    55       GOLDEN OLDIES (577)
 UGLY KID JOE 4246            12   2  0    54       NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)
 ANGRY MOMENTUM 5274           8   8  1    54       BIG LAKE PURE (568)
 OL' GRIZ 4250                10   6  2    52       NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)
-MURZIO KORST 5157             6   6  0    51       OF WOLF AND MAN (558)
 TRICLOPS 5164                 9   8  0    50       NEW MISFITS (565)
-DIAMONDBACK 5366              8   4  0    49       SERPENTS HOLD (575)
-QIX 4245                     11   6  0    48       CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
 REPULSO 5167                 10   7  1    48       NEW MISFITS (565)
 CORSAIR 5198                  8   5  1    47       SEA DOGS (567)
 FREEBOOTER 5201               8   7  0    47       SEA DOGS (567)
-CANTA THE SHARK 5111          4   8  0    47       OF WOLF AND MAN (558)
 PINK SHIRT 5336               8   5  0    45       BIG SHOTS (574)
-KYGOMAI-LOVEGRL 5495          6   4  1    45       GOAT'S HAI-5 (580)
-WACKY WICCAN 4314            10   4  0    44       MAGICAL MADNESS (417)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPRAIN 5195                   9   5  0    42       BASH BROS BODY (541)
-BLUE MOON 4373                8   5  1    42       LUNAE MILITES (387)
-NEGA-SANGO 5490               5   2  0    42       GOAT'S HAI-5 (580)
 HIGHWINE 5488                 6   2  2    41       BIG SHOTS (574)
 VAL VALINE 5477               5   4  1    40       OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
-WISE PILGRIM 5085             7   7  0    39       STAFF OF LIFE (556)
 HYDEKY 5503                   5   2  0    39       BLATZ COALITION (579)
-ROCKIN ROBBIN 5475            6   1  0    38       GOLDEN OLDIES (577)
 RAIDER BLAGG 5326             6   5  0    37       MEAN PEOPLE (514)
-TEDDY WESTSIDE 5122           7   6  0    36       THRESHOLD (560)
-PEMULIS 4851                  5   4  1    36       THE FALLEN ANGELS (535)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BELOW DARK 5124               6   7  1    33       THRESHOLD (560)
-WING HARPER 5194              6   4  1    33       STAFF OF LIFE (556)
-RAMONA 5123                   5   8  0    33       THRESHOLD (560)
 WHITE DEVIL 5451              4   7  1    33       BIG LAKE PURE (568)
-GENGHIS COHEN 4848            4   2  0    33       THE FALLEN ANGELS (535)
 SEEYA! 5566                   1   0  1    33       BLATZ COALITION (579)
 SPARE PART 5565               1   0  1    33       OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
 APOCALYPTOR 5163              7  10  0    31       NEW MISFITS (565)
 21 SPEED 5333                 6   7  1    31       NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)
-THE ELUCIDATOR 5311           5   9  1    30       STAFF OF LIFE (556)
-MOONBOW 5462                  5   4  0    30       LUNAE MILITES (387)
 AXLE FOLEY 5061               5   9  0    30       OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
 LEAN MAC 5313                 6   6  1    29       MEAN PEOPLE (514)
 VAUDRYN 5470                  5   5  0    29       BLATZ COALITION (579)
 DOT 5156                      3   3  0    28       THE ANIMANIACS (563)
-RENARD DA KOVA 5114           4   8  0    27       OF WOLF AND MAN (558)
-CRATOS RAMIRO 5110            6   6  0    26       OF WOLF AND MAN (558)
-BOMBATTA 5510                 4   0  0    26       SERPENTS HOLD (575)
-HONEY MOON 5509               2   3  0    26       LUNAE MILITES (387)
-BARBARA ANN 5429              4   9  0    25       GOLDEN OLDIES (577)
 HUNZYKER 5468                 7   3  0    24       BLATZ COALITION (579)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KICK-MAN 5436                 5   6  2    23       CLASSIC ARCADE (415)
-HECATE TRIOS 4288             4   3  0    23       LORDS OF DEATH (474)
 GYRG 5504                     4   3  0    23       BLATZ COALITION (579)
-TOODLES 5446                  3   6  0    23       SERPENTS HOLD (575)
 LETCH TUBBS 5552              1   1  1    23       BIG LAKE PURE (568)
 BALOO 5523                    1   1  0    23       DIZNEE (581)
 RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 5472      5   5  0    22       BIG LAKE PURE (568)
-HAGAR 5437                    5   6  0    21       TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)
 SLICE AND DICE 5439           4   7  0    21       NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)
 RAUNCH SMUTTY 5516            2   1  0    17       MEAN PEOPLE (514)
-VINCENZO 4319                 3   3  1    13       LORDS OF DEATH (474)
 WAKKO WARNER 5519             2   1  0    13       THE ANIMANIACS (563)
 SIR KILLALOT 5550             1   0  0    13       NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)
 YAKKO 5154                    3   3  0    12       THE ANIMANIACS (563)
-HESHER THE TALL 4289          2   5  0    11       LORDS OF DEATH (474)
-SPELLWEAVER 5487              2   4  0    10       MAGICAL MADNESS (417)
 PESTO 5153                    2   4  0    10       THE ANIMANIACS (563)
-SUN BOY 5463                  2   2  0    10       STAFF OF LIFE (556)
-DIANA QUICK 4291              1   6  0     9       LORDS OF DEATH (474)
-NEGA-YOMI 5491                1   1  0     8       GOAT'S HAI-5 (580)
-SASION 5512                   1   2  1     6       THRESHOLD (560)
 CUELLA DE VIL 5520            1   1  1     5       DIZNEE (581)
-NOTWASTINMYTIME 4403          1   0  0     5       NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)
 SHERE KHAN 5521               0   2  0     5       DIZNEE (581)
-NEGA-AMI 5492                 0   2  0     5       GOAT'S HAI-5 (580)
-DUKE OF EARL 5501             0   5  0     5       GOLDEN OLDIES (577)
 CHICKEN BOO 5541              1   1  0     4       THE ANIMANIACS (563)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SIR HISS 5524                 1   1  0     4       DIZNEE (581)
-CABO BOB 5517                 0   2  0     2       TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)
 URSULA 5522                   0   2  0     2       DIZNEE (581)
-WOODLAND GARDNR 5518          0   1  0     1       STAFF OF LIFE (556)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SHORT SIGHTED 5276      3 11 1 BIG LAKE PURE 568    REPULSO 5167          389  REVENGED
DA1 5564                0  1 0 BIG SHOTS 574        DARK CHAMPION         391  NONE
MALORT 5513             3  1 0 BIG SHOTS 574        LETCH TUBBS 5552      390   
MYKEY 5502              0  4 0 BLATZ COALITION 579  SASION 5512           388   
HEDIES 5562             0  1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 584   SHEWISH GIANT         391  NONE
SHEDIES 5563            0  1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 584   DARK CHAMPION         391  NONE
HIGH ELF                0  0 0 DARK ARENA           SPARE PART 5565       391  NONE
SHEWISH GIANT           0  0 0 DARK ARENA           SEEYA! 5566           391  NONE
SAILOR MOON 4133       14  8 1 LUNAE MILITES 387    LONGSHOREMAN 5199     389   
BOO BOO CASCADE 5515    1  3 0 MEAN PEOPLE 514      BLACK ORC             391  NONE
NYALL BLOODGRIN 3963   20 13 2 NORTHERN BADLAND 337 MAMBA 5373            389   
CAVOLA ZAPAYO 5112      7  3 0 OF WOLF AND MAN 558  ACNE 5147             387  NONE
JOKER 4 5553            0  1 0 PANDORA'S CARDS 570  BANDIT PRINCE         391  NONE
JOKER 5 5554            0  1 0 PANDORA'S CARDS 570  DARK CHAMPION         391  NONE
PASSIONNAIRE 5191       6  7 0 STAFF OF LIFE 556    BONE SAW 5331         388   
GUNDERSON 5540          0  1 0 TEAM KASSEL TAP 576  HIGH ELF              391  NONE
NOPE 5539               1  1 1 TEAM KASSEL TAP 576  SLAUGHTER PRIEST      391  NONE
KATIE KABOOM 5155       2  2 1 THE ANIMANIACS 563   HIGHWINE 5488         389   
WAKKO 5152              1  2 0 THE ANIMANIACS 563   HIGHWINE 5488         388   
NEON GOD 5121           2 10 0 THRESHOLD 560        SWASHBUCKLER 5197     388  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Crip and Vlad -- Congrats for having the worst starting teams in Dm#28. May your team 
rollups be better then the junk you started with in DM#28. -- Slugbait

Blatz Coalition -- The Slaughter Contest is now over.  Prepare to receive as you've 
been giving! -- Assur

Den -- It has been FAR, FAR too long!  You've always been one of my favorite managers 
to fight against!  Your entrance into the slow arena contests sits well with me!  
Anytime you want to give one of mine a 5 skill beating, just ask!  I'll 'sacrifice' my 
guys. -- Assur

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NOPE was viciously butchered by SLAUGHTER PRIEST in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
BOO BOO CASCADE was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
GUNDERSON was murdered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was dealt death by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
SHEDIES was assassinated by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
SPARE PART unbelievably slew HIGH ELF in a action packed 5 minute Dark Arena brawl.
JOKER 4 was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
JOKER 5 was easily killed by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
HEDIES was put to death by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
SEEYA! slaughtered SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
DOT was defeated by HIGHWINE in a 1 minute Bloodfeud duel.
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT was viciously subdued by REPULSO in a 2 minute Bloodfeud fight.
DRUNKEN DONUT luckily beat BIG GUT in a 4 minute veteran's Challenge Title melee.
WASTELAND WARLORD demolished QUEEN OF PENTACLES in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
WHEELY BALDY was unbelievably bested by THE HIEROPHANT in a 6 minute Challenge battle.
MORI-ZUMA GRL was overpowered by FLO VALVE in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
ANGRY MOMENTUM was vanquished by 12 BRAVO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
AXLE FOLEY lost to RAIDER BLAGG in a 5 minute brutal Challenge fray.
WHITE DEVIL was unbelievably bested by UGLY KID JOE in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.
YAKKO was overpowered by BALOO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SIR HISS was overpowered by VAUDRYN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
CHICKEN BOO was devastated by GYRG in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
SHERE KHAN was unbelievably bested by HUNZYKER in a popular 6 minute Challenge match.
URSULA was handily defeated by WAKKO WARNER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
WOODFORD was bested by HUB CAPP in a popular 3 minute veteran's bout.
GORDONS defeated LONGSHOREMAN in a 2 minute veteran's duel.
KLYDE SPECTRE overpowered PRIVATEER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PICAROON defeated BONE SAW in a action packed 1 minute match.
RABID RODENT beat PINK SHIRT in a 2 minute duel.
VISCIOUS HATE overcame TRICLOPS in a 2 minute bout.
FREEBOOTER was handily defeated by DOCTOR SCIENCE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SPRAIN beat LEAN MAC in a 3 minute fight.
CORSAIR overpowered SLICE AND DICE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
RECEDING HAIR LINE overpowered VAL VALINE in a popular 5 minute one-sided match.
OL' GRIZ overpowered LETCH TUBBS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HYDEKY beat APOCALYPTOR in a exciting 5 minute fray.
21 SPEED viciously subdued PESTO in a popular 3 minute bloody duel.
CUELLA DE VIL was subdued by RAUNCH SMUTTY in a exciting 1 minute amateur's match.
SIR KILLALOT handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  12         TOTAL PARRY       88 -  61 -  1      59  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  12         STRIKING ATTACK   71 -  64 -  7      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     10         AIMED BLOW        72 -  69 -  6      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         LUNGING ATTACK    97 -  95 -  5      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                       8         WALL OF STEEL     52 -  57 -  2      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         PARRY-LUNGE       26 -  32 -  0      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         SLASHING ATTACK   43 -  53 -  6      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         BASHING ATTACK    40 -  61 -  4      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -  19 -  0      34  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -  24 -  1      27  |

Turn 391 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY       10 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  7         4  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  4         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     4 -  8         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              AIMED BLOW         2 -  6         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              WALL OF STEEL      1 -  7     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      DRUNKEN DONUT 3712         21   9  0  113 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
STRIKING ATTACK  FLO VALVE 4243             14  13  1  124 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
LUNGING ATTACK   KLYDE SPECTRE 4612         12   5  1  110 MEAN PEOPLE (514)
PARRY-LUNGE      WASTELAND WARLORD 3594     22  17  0  100 NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)
WALL OF STEEL    WOODFORD 5338              19   7  1  100 BIG SHOTS (574)
AIMED BLOW       PRIVATEER 5247             16  12  0   78 SEA DOGS (567)
BASHING ATTACK   REPULSO 5167               10   7  1   48 NEW MISFITS (565)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is WASTELAND WARLORD 3594.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was WHEELY BALDY 5166.  The ten other most popular fighters were SHERE KHAN 
5521, APOCALYPTOR 5163, BIG GUT 4911, WHITE DEVIL 5451, WOODFORD 5338, 21 SPEED 5333, 
VAL VALINE 5477, VISCIOUS HATE 5277, SPRAIN 5195, and THE HIEROPHANT 5298.

The least popular fighter this week was RECEDING HAIR LINE 5125.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LETCH TUBBS 5552, SLICE AND DICE 5439, PRIVATEER 5247, URSULA 
5522, HUNZYKER 5468, CHICKEN BOO 5541, SIR HISS 5524, YAKKO 5154, AXLE FOLEY 5061, 
and ANGRY MOMENTUM 5274.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

BIG GUT (28-4911) BASH BROS BODY (541)
WASTELAND WARLORD (28-3594) NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                        NINOS HEROE (23-4516) SKI TAOS  (388) 
                WINNING ISNT EVRTHNG (43-3604) FEARLESS LOSERS  (359) 
                      FRENCH KISS (73-590) WORLDWIDE GORE  (36) 
                       8TH ATTEMPT (82-11378) BELOW PAR  (1651) 
                  CHANGING BUFFALO (82-18031) TRIBAL COUNCIL  (2759) 
                   REAL REALITY (84-10296) SUPE FORCES 0907  (1855) 
                       SPICY TRICEP (84-13301) 051410A  (2337) 
                 BARETTA NANO (84-27549) STORMY'S TROOPERS 11  (4888) 
                BEUFORD ANDERSON (84-28184) MEDAL OF HONOR 1A1  (5005) 
                      LIFE IS GOOD (84-36076) AL BUMS IX  (4438) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes