DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/06/2016    Duedate: 06/02/2016

MORYA ARENA

DM-28    TURN-396

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

THE HIEROPHANT
PANDORA'S CARDS (570)
(28-5298) [22-7-0,128]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

THE HIEROPHANT                 POSITION IS EMPTY
PANDORA'S CARDS (570)          
(28-5298) [22-7-0,128]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DEEDERS                        MORI-ZUMA GRL
TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)          GOAT'S HAI-5 (580)
(28-5419) [18-12-1,111]        (28-5493) [9-11-0,90]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BIG LAKE PURE (568)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BIG LAKE PURE (568)         79
2. SEA DOGS (567)              54      BIG SHOTS (574)
3. TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)       30      Unchartered Team
4. NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)     12
5. BASH BROS BODY (541)         7      COBRA KINGS (453)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 BIG SHOTS (574)          130  76  6 63.1   1/ 1 BIG LAKE PURE (568)      12  3 1
 2/ 2 NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)  165 118  8 58.3   2/ 2 SEA DOGS (567)            9  4 0
 3/ 3 PANDORA'S CARDS (570)     84  72  5 53.8   3/ 3 NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)   8  7 1
 4/ 5 SEA DOGS (567)           198 170 16 53.8   4/ 5 BIG SHOTS (574)           7  5 0
 5/ 4 BASH BROS BODY (541)      64  58  2 52.5   5/ 6 PANDORA'S CARDS (570)     5  1 0
 6/ 7 LORDS OF DISCIPLIN (543) 275 264 18 51.0   6/ 7 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)     5  3 0
 7/ 9 UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)     79  76  3 51.0   7/10 TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)     5  4 1
 8/ 8 THE FALLEN ANGELS (535)   57  56  7 50.4   8/ 4 NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)     3  9 0
 9/10 NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)     41  46  3 47.1   9- 9*BOOK OF THOMAS (584)      1  2 0
10/11 BIG LAKE PURE (568)       49  55  6 47.1  10/ 8 THE FALLEN ANGELS (535)   1  2 0
11/13 TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)     70  94  7 42.7  11/16 LORDS OF DISCIPLIN (543)  1  3 1
12/12 GOAT'S HAI-5 (580)        23  32  1 41.8  12-12 BLATZ COALITION (579)     1  4 0
13-14 BLATZ COALITION (579)     24  36  1 40.0  13/13 BASH BROS BODY (541)      0 10 0
14-15 STAFF OF LIFE (556)       34  56  3 37.8  14-14 STAFF OF LIFE (556)       0  4 0
15-16*BOOK OF THOMAS (584)       4  11  0 26.7  15/15 GOAT'S HAI-5 (580)        0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  A stormcloud 
is brewing over the NUCLEAR KNIGHTS guildhouse.  Rumor says any more weeks like this 
ones 0-4-0 may send the team to the Dark Arena.  Coming up with a solid 1-1-1 outing, 
LORDS OF DISCIPLINE has advanced 5 places in the rankings.  SEA DOGS is no joke as it 
posted a 4-0-0 week advancing from 2nd place to 2nd place.  Hey everybody, watch out 
for PRIVATEER, who flew up 24 points in the rankings after mashing ATTILA like a 
melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was 
ATTILA, who dropped 35 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with 
PRIVATEER.  Well here's a duelmaster that doesn't sit back and say 'Challenge me'!  
THE HIEROPHANT made a challenge against 12 BRAVO this week.  Well, everybody's pal 
THE HIEROPHANT moved his record to 22-7-0 by defeating 12 BRAVO in the Duelmaster's 
Title Bout and gaining 8 recognition points.  Can you believe they are paying me 10 
gold to deliver this stuff?   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the MORYA arena.  Here's a 
song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad NORTHERN BADLANDS?   Big bad NORTHERN 
BADLANDS.  Big bad NORTHERN BADLANDS.  MORYA's afraid of the big bad NORTHERN 
BADLANDS.  Tra la la la la!  For those of you who like math, try this one:  NORTHERN 
BADLANDS + Weapons That go Boom = BIG LAKE PURE + Avoid City.  And who is this 
GORDONS you ask, with 83 points and a 21-10-0 record.  Ooh, the tales I could tell!  
Was it guts or an overtaxed mental capacity that had VISCIOUS HATE challenge up 37 
points in the rankings to take on GORDONS?  I heard VISCIOUS HATE laughed all the way 
to the inn as his new point total of 107 was posted in the arena.  I guess beating 
GORDONS really pays!  Well, it looks like RESTRAINED CONTEMPT wasn't happy with last 
turn's rank, so he went for broke by challenging up 31 points.  No guts, no glory.  I 
don't know about you, but when I saw RESTRAINED CONTEMPT step out on the sands with 
OL' GRIZ, I though it was over before it started.  Good upset RESTRAINED CONTEMPT!  
Getting lots of flowers from sympathetic fans was 21 SPEED, who was successfully 
challenged by ANGRY MOMENTUM who had a mere 16 points more than 21 SPEED.  Definition 
of petty:  ANGRY MOMENTUM won victory over 21 SPEED, a mismatch of 16 points.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  This round goes to BIG LAKE 
PURE, their 9-6-1 warrior, RESTRAINED CONTEMPT slew the 13-8-3 OL' GRIZ.  Stay tuned 
next week to see what happens.  Carrion Bird Frustration:  OL' GRIZ in platemail.  
Here's some advice:  warriors with little wit and will may encounter problems on the 
trail to the Isle.   
     Well, there's the manager of the MORYA giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  Its been real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The 
Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE HIEROPHANT 5298          22   7  0   128       PANDORA'S CARDS (570)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DRUNKEN DONUT 3712           24  10  0   114       UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
 PICAROON 5202                17   2  0   112       SEA DOGS (567)
 DEEDERS 5419                 18  12  1   111       TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)
 VISCIOUS HATE 5277           16   4  1   107       BIG LAKE PURE (568)
 PRIVATEER 5247               19  14  0   103       SEA DOGS (567)
 12 BRAVO 5334                10   8  1   102       NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)
 QUEEN OF PENTACLES 5294      14  10  0    99       PANDORA'S CARDS (570)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MORI-ZUMA GRL 5493            9  11  0    90       GOAT'S HAI-5 (580)
-MONGO CRUSH 5024             16  11  0    83       LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (543)
-SPRAIN 5195                  11   7  0    81       BASH BROS BODY (541)
 ATTILA 4858                  15  10  2    80       THE FALLEN ANGELS (535)
 PINK SHIRT 5336              11   7  0    75       BIG SHOTS (574)
-CORSAIR 5198                 10   6  1    75       SEA DOGS (567)
 UGLY KID JOE 4246            15   4  0    74       NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOCTOR SCIENCE 5476           9   5  0    67       NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 5472      9   6  1    66       BIG LAKE PURE (568)
 FREEBOOTER 5201              11   9  0    65       SEA DOGS (567)
-WICKER GREMLIN 5052           7   3  0    62       LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (543)
 ANGRY MOMENTUM 5274          11  10  1    61       BIG LAKE PURE (568)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RECEDING HAIR LINE 5125      10   9  0    55       BASH BROS BODY (541)
 WHITE DEVIL 5451              7   9  1    51       BIG LAKE PURE (568)
-HUNZYKER 5468                 9   3  0    47       BLATZ COALITION (579)
 WHY! 5593                     2   0  1    46       TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)
-KYGOMAI-LOVEGRL 5495          6   4  1    45       GOAT'S HAI-5 (580)
-NEGA-SANGO 5490               5   2  0    42       GOAT'S HAI-5 (580)
-PEMULIS 4851                  5   4  1    36       THE FALLEN ANGELS (535)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 21 SPEED 5333                 7  11  1    33       NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)
-GENGHIS COHEN 4848            4   2  0    33       THE FALLEN ANGELS (535)
-VAUDRYN 5470                  5   7  0    32       BLATZ COALITION (579)
 HAGAR 5437                    7   6  0    31       TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)
 NOTWASTINMYTIME 4403          5   1  0    31       NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)
 SLICE AND DICE 5439           7   9  0    30       NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)
-HYDEKY 5503                   5   4  0    30       BLATZ COALITION (579)
 BULWYF WARTOOTH 5580          2   2  0    24       NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SIR KILLALOT 5550             3   3  0    22       NORTHERN BADLANDS (337)
 MARIN BLEU 5134               2   8  0    22       LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (543)
 LETCH TUBBS 5552              1   6  1    18       BIG LAKE PURE (568)
-GYRG 5504                     4   5  0    17       BLATZ COALITION (579)
 GRAVITY 5599                  2   0  0    16       BIG SHOTS (574)
-OLIVE OIL 5546                2   1  0    16       BOOK OF THOMAS (584)
-KIMA BAHLOO 5480              1   0  0    15       LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (543)
 HUANGFENG 5586                1   1  1    13       LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (543)
-PARKING AUTHORITY 5557        1   1  0    12       UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
-SKY SCRAPER 5558              1   0  0     9       UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
-NEGA-YOMI 5491                1   1  0     8       GOAT'S HAI-5 (580)
 ANCHOR 5597                   2   0  0     7       SEA DOGS (567)
-NEGA-AMI 5492                 0   2  0     5       GOAT'S HAI-5 (580)
 MALORT 5600                   0   2  0     2       BIG SHOTS (574)
-SNAPPERHEAD 5594              0   1  0     1       BLATZ COALITION (579)
 CRAZY ART 5592                0   1  0     1       TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MEMORY LOSS 5602        0  1 0 BASH BROS BODY 541   SLAUGHTER PRIEST      396  NONE
WOODFORD 5338          20  8 1 BIG SHOTS 574        FLO VALVE 4243        393   
OL' GRIZ 4250          13  8 3 NORTHERN BADLAND 337 RESTRAINED CONTE 5472 396   
BONE SAW 5331           8  7 1 NUCLEAR KNIGHTS 573  ATTILA 4858           393   
WISE PILGRIM 5085       9  8 1 STAFF OF LIFE 556    OL' GRIZ 4250         394   
CABO BOB 5517           0  4 0 TEAM KASSEL TAP 576  HUANGFENG 5586        396   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MEMORY LOSS was dealt death by SLAUGHTER PRIEST in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
THE HIEROPHANT bested 12 BRAVO in a 4 minute veteran's Challenge Title duel.
VISCIOUS HATE overpowered GORDONS in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
MORI-ZUMA GRL was unbelievably bested by DRUNKEN DONUT in a 6 minute Challenge fight.
RESTRAINED CONTEMPT viciously butchered OL' GRIZ in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel.
WHITE DEVIL overpowered SLICE AND DICE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
ANGRY MOMENTUM overpowered 21 SPEED in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
MARIN BLEU was vanquished by NOTWASTINMYTIME in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
BULWYF WARTOOTH defeated LETCH TUBBS in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
PICAROON defeated QUEEN OF PENTACLES in a 2 minute expert's match.
DEEDERS overpowered KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 2 minute bloody one-sided fight.
ATTILA was handily defeated by PRIVATEER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
DOCTOR SCIENCE was luckily beaten by UGLY KID JOE in a popular 4 minute bloody brawl.
PINK SHIRT handily defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 2 minute gory uneven fight.
FREEBOOTER devastated RECEDING HAIR LINE in a exciting 2 minute bloody uneven duel.
SIR KILLALOT was unbelievably bested by HAGAR in a popular 3 minute brawl.
WHY! overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
HUANGFENG killed CABO BOB in a crowd pleasing 1 minute amateur's fight.
ANCHOR unbelievably bested MALORT in a action packed 9 minute brutal novice's bout.
GRAVITY beat CRAZY ART in a 2 minute beginner's fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         TOTAL PARRY       66 -  36 -  2      65  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         LUNGING ATTACK    64 -  66 -  6      49  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         PARRY-LUNGE       17 -  18 -  0      49  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         WALL OF STEEL     32 -  37 -  2      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         STRIKING ATTACK   41 -  48 -  4      46  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         AIMED BLOW        44 -  52 -  5      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK   23 -  29 -  3      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK    33 -  49 -  3      40  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   7 -  0      22  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  12 -  0      20  |

Turn 396 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  5         3  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         3  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         4 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      THE HIEROPHANT 5298        22   7  0  128 PANDORA'S CARDS (570)
PARRY-LUNGE      PICAROON 5202              17   2  0  112 SEA DOGS (567)
LUNGING ATTACK   DEEDERS 5419               18  12  1  111 TEAM KASSEL TAP (576)
AIMED BLOW       VISCIOUS HATE 5277         16   4  1  107 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
STRIKING ATTACK  12 BRAVO 5334              10   8  1  102 NUCLEAR KNIGHTS (573)
WALL OF STEEL    RESTRAINED CONTEMPT 5472    9   6  1   66 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DEEDERS 5419.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MORI-ZUMA GRL 5493.  The ten other most popular fighters were 12 BRAVO 5334, 
MALORT 5600, OL' GRIZ 4250, DOCTOR SCIENCE 5476, DEEDERS 5419, FREEBOOTER 5201, SIR 
KILLALOT 5550, THE HIEROPHANT 5298, MEMORY LOSS 5602, and VISCIOUS HATE 5277.

The least popular fighter this week was ANCHOR 5597.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were CRAZY ART 5592, RECEDING HAIR LINE 5125, ATTILA 4858, MARIN BLEU 5134, 
21 SPEED 5333, SLICE AND DICE 5439, CABO BOB 5517, LETCH TUBBS 5552, NOTWASTINMYTIME 
4403, and ANGRY MOMENTUM 5274.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

QUEEN OF PENTACLES (28-5294) PANDORA'S CARDS (570)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

GORDONS (28-5337) BIG SHOTS (574)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                      PRINCE ALBERT (17-7522) ROYAL PAIN  (610) 
                    THE MAYTAL (35-3644) PHILANTHROPISTS 2  (345) 
                    HOLY SMOKE (82-43560) ROOKIE MAIDEN 29  (7305) 
                  SOFT 'N CHEWY (82-15624) STREET PIZZAD IX  (2347) 
                    SUPPOSABLE THUMBS (82-45792) 10/25/06D  (7689) 
                        COCOA COUP (82-48528) 040707M  (8157) 
                         POOR OLD TOM (82-7154) GWAR  (1021) 
                           RIDIS (82-15371) SANIKUS  (2304) 
                         ELAINA (82-3414) (N.) GODLIKE  (461) 
                 CAUSTIC MACAROON (84-15171) ORLANDO BOUND II  (2675) 
                     SUBATOMIC PASTE (84-27527) 2012 XIV  (4884) 
                       PFC10 (84-3805) MEDAL OF HONOR L7  (741) 
               T TEBOW'S CONCUSSION (84-12163) SUPE FORCES 0905  (2190) 
                     ZELLNER (84-24796) SUPE FORCES 7A00  (4405) 
                  STORM FIRE (84-19028) SUPERIOR FORCES 1601  (3373) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes