DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/03/2019 Duedate: 05/30/2019
MORYA ARENA
DM-28 TURN-435
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
HEADACHE
BASH BROS BODY (541)
(28-5609) [22-8-0,120]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
RECEDING HAIR LINE POSITION IS EMPTY
BASH BROS BODY (541)
(28-5125) [33-16-0,147]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MAN'S HANDS MAN'S HANDS
BASH BROS BODY (541) BASH BROS BODY (541)
(28-5634) [17-9-0,81] (28-5634) [17-9-0,81]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BIG LAKE PURE (568)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BIG LAKE PURE (568) 23
2. BASH BROS BODY (541) 23 BASH BROS BODY (541)
3. KRYDOR'S ELITE (519) 15 Unchartered Team
4. DODGE BULLETS (126) 10
5. BOOK OF THOMAS (584) 6 WORLD BLADES (542)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 BASH BROS BODY (541) 159 107 2 59.8 1/ 2 BIG LAKE PURE (568) 10 5 1
2/ 2 BOOK OF THOMAS (584) 42 41 1 50.6 2/ 1 KRYDOR'S ELITE (519) 8 7 0
3/ 3 BIG LAKE PURE (568) 149 149 16 50.0 3/ 5 BASH BROS BODY (541) 6 3 0
4/ 4 DODGE BULLETS (126) 533 561 17 48.7 4/ 3 DODGE BULLETS (126) 5 10 0
5/ 6 KRYDOR'S ELITE (519) 31 38 3 44.9 5/ 4 BOOK OF THOMAS (584) 2 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte. MORYA needs a spyreport." Oh, well. Too bad, KRYDOR'S
ELITE, but BIG LAKE PURE was just too good to be stopped. One team deserves special
mention 'cause they moved up 1 after going 4-1-0. Keep it up, BIG LAKE PURE! MVP
award for KRYDORA DU'MORTE? KRYDOR'S ELITE's proud of her after beating CAROUSEL and
getting 18 points. Talk about yer big time losers! CAROUSEL got smashed by KRYDORA
DU'MORTE, and lost 14 points! Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair? I
think HEADACHE should let KHALHUMS DWARF be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting
about it. Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates? Don't ask
me!
Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right? DODGE BULLETS was MORYA's most
avoided team. Is there some award for that? Is there some deep dark secret why
KRYDOR'S ELITE's been avoiding DODGE BULLETS so much? Or is it just that they're too
scared? Like, is KRAVEN DU'ET URDEN popular, or what? He was challenged the most in
all of MORYA! He's got a 5-9-0, is that good? FEA SMALLPURSE is being unfair.
She's challenged down 23 against KRYDORIAN DU'MORTE. I don't know why they let this
stuff go on. (I'd better shut up) FEA SMALLPURSE beat KRYDORIAN DU'MORTE. No
surprise about that. Really I'm not surprised FEA SMALLPURSE would do such a scummy
thing, either. GRESHA THE BASHER must not be a good enough fighter to get in fair
fights. She challenged ANDERS SLOWEYE. 8 is a big difference. (Well, that's what
they tell me.) I thought GRESHA THE BASHER showed great skill and promise when she
bested ANDERS SLOWEYE. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. GRESHA THE BASHER really fought hard
against ANDERS SLOWEYE. That'll teach BIG LAKE PURE not to go and kill any of
KRYDOR'S ELITE's guys again, huh! Fight, fight, fight. Is that all you guys can do?
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really
should stop. Remember you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HEADACHE 5609 22 8 0 120 BASH BROS BODY (541)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RECEDING HAIR LINE 5125 33 16 0 147 BASH BROS BODY (541)
SIMPLY AMAZING 5693 13 14 2 96 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-OLIVE OIL 5546 11 6 0 86 BOOK OF THOMAS (584)
-SPINE EATER 5585 7 8 0 84 BOOK OF THOMAS (584)
KRYDORA DU'MORTE 5729 7 4 0 82 KRYDOR'S ELITE (519)
MAN'S HANDS 5634 17 9 0 81 BASH BROS BODY (541)
GRESHA THE BASHER 4666 9 6 0 68 KRYDOR'S ELITE (519)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CAROUSEL 5696 10 5 1 59 BOOK OF THOMAS (584)
LUCKY LOOIE 5022 14 14 1 57 DODGE BULLETS (126)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FRECKLES 5695 9 2 0 56 BOOK OF THOMAS (584)
MORYA CHAMPION 5723 9 10 0 52 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
ACNE 5722 6 3 0 46 BASH BROS BODY (541)
STORM WARNING 5033 9 17 0 44 DODGE BULLETS (126)
ANDERS SLOWEYE 5740 5 8 2 44 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
DEADEYE DALE 5168 5 2 0 40 DODGE BULLETS (126)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KRYDORIA DU'MORTE 5737 4 3 2 29 KRYDOR'S ELITE (519)
KRAVEN DU'ET URDEN 4662 5 9 0 27 KRYDOR'S ELITE (519)
FEA SMALLPURSE 5736 4 10 1 26 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LIGHTLY STONE 5282 2 3 0 15 DODGE BULLETS (126)
REALITY STIMULATION 5754 2 0 0 13 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
MYRON MEI 5081 1 9 0 12 DODGE BULLETS (126)
KRYDORIAN DU'MORTE 5755 0 2 0 2 KRYDOR'S ELITE (519)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
HEDIES 5756 0 1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 584 DARK CHAMPION 435 NONE
KRYDOR 5750 2 1 1 KRYDOR'S ELITE 519 ANDERS SLOWEYE 5740 433 JUST REVENGED
ULU 5679 5 6 0 PLANETS 536 CAROUSEL 5696 432
PERSONAL ADS
Krydoria -- I *did* warn you. Thunder and lightning and high winds. -- Storm Warning
Fea Smallpurse -- I'd've liked a win, but your need was greater than mine. -- Lightly
Stone
Carousel -- I'm dizzy. -- Lucky Looie, falling down
Anders Sloweye -- We made a pair! -- Deadeye Dale
Kraven du-et Urden -- Not my day. -- Myron Mei
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
HEDIES was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SIMPLY AMAZING viciously subdued MAN'S HANDS in a 5 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
GRESHA THE BASHER overpowered ANDERS SLOWEYE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
KRYDORA DU'MORTE overpowered CAROUSEL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
KRAVEN DU'ET URDEN was devastated by MORYA CHAMPION in a 5 minute Challenge brawl.
FEA SMALLPURSE bested KRYDORIAN DU'MORTE in a 2 minute Challenge match.
REALITY STIMULATION luckily beat MYRON MEI in a 3 minute Challenge melee.
HEADACHE vanquished KHALHUMS DWARF in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
RECEDING HAIR LINE defeated VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 3 minute veteran's fight.
LUCKY LOOIE was overcome by FRECKLES in a 1 minute bout.
STORM WARNING was defeated by ACNE in a 2 minute brutal match.
KRYDORIA DU'MORTE was bested by DEADEYE DALE in a 2 minute conflict.
LIGHTLY STONE bested MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute novice's battle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 3 - 0 81 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 LUNGING ATTACK 16 - 5 - 0 76 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 10 - 6 - 1 63 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 6 - 1 63 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 7 - 0 53 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 9 - 2 53 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 11 - 1 52 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 4 - 2 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 7 - 0 30 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 23 - 1 28 |
Turn 435 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 4 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 2 BASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK HEADACHE 5609 22 8 0 120 BASH BROS BODY (541)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY RECEDING HAIR LINE 5125 33 16 0 147 BASH BROS BODY (541)
LUNGING ATTACK KRYDORA DU'MORTE 5729 7 4 0 82 KRYDOR'S ELITE (519)
AIMED BLOW CAROUSEL 5696 10 5 1 59 BOOK OF THOMAS (584)
WALL OF STEEL ACNE 5722 6 3 0 46 BASH BROS BODY (541)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MAN'S HANDS 5634. The most popular warrior this
turn was MAN'S HANDS 5634. The ten other most popular fighters were SIMPLY AMAZING
5693, MYRON MEI 5081, FEA SMALLPURSE 5736, HEADACHE 5609, STORM WARNING 5033, ACNE
5722, GRESHA THE BASHER 4666, REALITY STIMULATION 5754, FRECKLES 5695, and LIGHTLY
STONE 5282.
The least popular fighter this week was MORYA CHAMPION 5723. The other ten least
popular fighters were KRAVEN DU'ET URDEN 4662, LUCKY LOOIE 5022, CAROUSEL 5696,
HEDIES 5756, KRYDORIA DU'MORTE 5737, KRYDORIAN DU'MORTE 5755, ANDERS SLOWEYE 5740,
DEADEYE DALE 5168, RECEDING HAIR LINE 5125, and KRYDORA DU'MORTE 5729.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
HEADACHE (28-5609) BASH BROS BODY (541)
MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXVII
PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
GRIM REAVER 1356 (312-151-6) 1 4 0 THE BEARS
CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SPINE EATER 5585 (7-8-0) 4 3 0 BOOK OF THOMAS
OLIVE OIL 5546 (11-6-0) 3 3 0 BOOK OF THOMAS
APPRENTICES FOOL TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
LIMITER REMOVAL 4890 (3-1-0) 0 3 0 XYZ DECK
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.