DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 10/18/2019 Duedate: 11/14/2019
MORYA ARENA
DM-28 TURN-441
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
MAN'S HANDS
BASH BROS BODY (541)
(28-5634) [22-10-0,99]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
MAN'S HANDS STEVEN WRIGHT
BASH BROS BODY (541) COMIC RELIEF (591)
(28-5634) [22-10-0,99] (28-5772) [1-0-0,13]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MAN'S HANDS MAN'S HANDS
BASH BROS BODY (541) BASH BROS BODY (541)
(28-5634) [22-10-0,99] (28-5634) [22-10-0,99]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BIG LAKE PURE (568)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. COMIC RELIEF (591) 37
2. DODGE BULLETS (126) 33 BASH BROS BODY (541)
3. BASH BROS BODY (541) 19 Unchartered Team
4. BIG LAKE PURE (568) -3
COMIC RELIEF (591)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*COMIC RELIEF (591) 3 2 0 60.0 1/ 1 BIG LAKE PURE (568) 9 6 3
2/ 1 BASH BROS BODY (541) 171 118 4 59.2 2/ 2 BASH BROS BODY (541) 5 5 1
3/ 4 BIG LAKE PURE (568) 164 164 20 50.0 3/ 3 DODGE BULLETS (126) 5 10 0
4/ 5 DODGE BULLETS (126) 547 577 17 48.7 4/ 0*COMIC RELIEF (591) 3 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte. MORYA needs a spyreport." Oh, well. MVP award for STEVEN
WRIGHT? COMIC RELIEF's proud of him after beating CONVICTED THIEF and getting 13
points. Talk about yer major upsets! RATUNDO's match with MYRON MEI cost him a loss
of 7 points! Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair? I think MAN'S HANDS
should let LUCKY LOOIE be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it. Who was
the wiseguy that said MORYA's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at Salty's Chowder
House? Don't look at me!
AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. DODGE BULLETS
was MORYA's most avoided team. Is there some award for that? Hhmph! What kind of
warriors are BIG LAKE PURE? DODGE BULLETS, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one,
can't get them to accept an invitation! Like, is STORM WARNING popular, or what? He
was challenged the most in all of MORYA! He's got a 11-21-0, is that good? ANDERS
SLOWEYE is being unfair. He's challenged down 27 against DEADEYE DALE. I don't know
why they let this stuff go on. (I'd better shut up) A lotta people lost a lotta
money in a lotta bets, when ANDERS SLOWEYE challenged DEADEYE DALE, 27 points below
and lost! Send 'im to the Dark Arena!
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All MORYA ever talks about is fighting! Me,
I'm more laid back. Like, who is this gal??? FEA SMALLPURSE gets sent to the Dark
Arena, battles DARK CHAMPION, and returns to tell of it!!! I bet BIG LAKE PURE
manager is surprised! Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear
from you? Write! (Or have someone write for you.)
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it
quits. Remember you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MAN'S HANDS 5634 22 10 0 99 BASH BROS BODY (541)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LUCKY LOOIE 5022 15 19 1 82 DODGE BULLETS (126)
MORYA CHAMPION 5723 12 13 0 68 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
ACNE 5722 11 4 1 67 BASH BROS BODY (541)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FEA SMALLPURSE 5736 8 12 3 65 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DEADEYE DALE 5168 9 4 0 56 DODGE BULLETS (126)
STORM WARNING 5033 11 21 0 54 DODGE BULLETS (126)
ANDERS SLOWEYE 5740 8 11 3 45 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
MYRON MEI 5081 5 11 0 40 DODGE BULLETS (126)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
REALITY STIMULATION 5754 4 4 0 16 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
RATUNDO 5768 1 1 1 14 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
STEVEN WRIGHT 5772 1 0 0 13 COMIC RELIEF (591)
LEWIS BLACK 5774 1 0 0 10 COMIC RELIEF (591)
JIM GAFFIGAN 5773 1 0 0 9 COMIC RELIEF (591)
LATELY STONE 5769 0 1 0 1 DODGE BULLETS (126)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
FRATSFA SLAVE 0 0 0 ACNE 5722 441 NONE
RUMBLY TUMMY 5767 0 1 0 BASH BROS BODY 541 BANDIT PRINCE 441 NONE
STINKY FEET 5766 0 1 0 BASH BROS BODY 541 MOUNTAIN TROLL 441 NONE
BERNIE MAC 5770 0 1 0 COMIC RELIEF 591 SHEWISH GIANT 441 NONE
MITCH HEDBERG 5771 0 1 0 COMIC RELIEF 591 JAR JAR BINKS 441 NONE
DARK CHAMPION 0 0 0 DARK ARENA FEA SMALLPURSE 5736 441 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Morya Champion -- Definitely a champion. Well done. -- Storm Warning
Reality Stimulation -- I may look like an old soft Shew, but I'm not a push over.
Usually not, anyway. -- Myron Mei
P.S. Okay, sometimes not.
Man's Hands -- You should be more careful with them. -- Lucky Looie
Anders Sloweye -- Well, slow is faster than dead, I guess. -- Deadeye Dale
That was incredibly embarrassing. Killed by the Osksi Noble? I can't show my face
here again. -- the late Skipping Stone
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FEA SMALLPURSE viciously butchered DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
RUMBLY TUMMY was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
STINKY FEET was savagely slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BERNIE MAC was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ANDERS SLOWEYE was defeated by DEADEYE DALE in a 2 minute bloody Challenge match.
MORYA CHAMPION devastated STORM WARNING in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
RATUNDO was overpowered by MYRON MEI in a 1 minute gory mismatched Challenge brawl.
MAN'S HANDS viciously subdued LUCKY LOOIE in a 2 minute expert's Title melee.
ACNE assassinated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
REALITY STIMULATION defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a tiresome 3 minute fight.
LATELY STONE was handily defeated by LEWIS BLACK in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MITCH HEDBERG was murdered by JAR JAR BINKS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
STEVEN WRIGHT handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
JIM GAFFIGAN subdued MORDANT DESERTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute novice's brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 5 LUNGING ATTACK 19 - 8 - 0 70 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 15 - 10 - 3 60 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 4 - 0 56 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 TOTAL PARRY 13 - 11 - 1 54 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 AIMED BLOW 17 - 17 - 2 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 13 - 2 46 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 9 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 5 - 1 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 18 - 2 31 |
Turn 441 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 4 2 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MAN'S HANDS 5634 22 10 0 99 BASH BROS BODY (541)
WALL OF STEEL ACNE 5722 11 4 1 67 BASH BROS BODY (541)
AIMED BLOW DEADEYE DALE 5168 9 4 0 56 DODGE BULLETS (126)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MAN'S HANDS 5634. The most popular warrior this
turn was MAN'S HANDS 5634. The ten other most popular fighters were FEA SMALLPURSE
5736, STINKY FEET 5766, DEADEYE DALE 5168, MORYA CHAMPION 5723, MYRON MEI 5081, JIM
GAFFIGAN 5773, ANDERS SLOWEYE 5740, STORM WARNING 5033, LUCKY LOOIE 5022, and LEWIS
BLACK 5774.
The least popular fighter this week was REALITY STIMULATION 5754. The other ten
least popular fighters were MITCH HEDBERG 5771, LATELY STONE 5769, RATUNDO 5768,
BERNIE MAC 5770, ACNE 5722, RUMBLY TUMMY 5767, STEVEN WRIGHT 5772, LEWIS BLACK 5774,
LUCKY LOOIE 5022, and STORM WARNING 5033.