DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/10/2020 Duedate: 02/06/2020
MORYA ARENA
DM-28 TURN-444
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
MORYA CHAMPION
BIG LAKE PURE (568)
(28-5723) [14-14-0,102]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
MORYA CHAMPION JIM GAFFIGAN
BIG LAKE PURE (568) COMIC RELIEF (591)
(28-5723) [14-14-0,102] (28-5773) [2-2-0,15]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MAN'S HANDS LUCKY LOOIE
BASH BROS BODY (541) DODGE BULLETS (126)
(28-5634) [24-11-0,92] (28-5022) [15-22-1,76]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BIG LAKE PURE (568)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS BODY (541) 42
2. SEA DOGS (567) 21 BASH BROS BODY (541)
3. DODGE BULLETS (126) 17 Unchartered Team
4. BIG LAKE PURE (568) 15
5. COMIC RELIEF (591) -14 COMIC RELIEF (591)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 BASH BROS BODY (541) 177 120 5 59.6 1/ 1 BIG LAKE PURE (568) 11 3 0
2/ 2 SEA DOGS (567) 230 193 18 54.4 2/ 3 BASH BROS BODY (541) 6 2 1
3/ 4 BIG LAKE PURE (568) 175 167 20 51.2 3/ 2*COMIC RELIEF (591) 5 10 0
4/ 5 DODGE BULLETS (126) 552 587 17 48.5 4/ 4 DODGE BULLETS (126) 5 10 0
5/ 3*COMIC RELIEF (591) 8 12 0 40.0 5/ 5 SEA DOGS (567) 4 2 1
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report. Sit
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis. Hey everybody,
watch out for FLOTSAM, who flew up 11 points in the rankings after mashing STEVEN
WRIGHT like a melon. Keep your eye on this beast. Ya know, some days it doesn't pay
to walk out on the sands. JIM GAFFIGAN was defeated by MYRON MEI and drops 8 points.
Well, everybody's pal MORYA CHAMPION moved its record to 14-14-0 by defeating LUCKY
LOOIE in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 2 recognition points. Advice to
bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd!
Here is other news that is of note. Here's a song for you: Who's afraid of the
big, bad BIG LAKE PURE? Big bad BIG LAKE PURE. Big bad BIG LAKE PURE. MORYA's
afraid of the big bad BIG LAKE PURE. Tra la la la la! For those of you who like
math, try this one: BIG LAKE PURE + Weapons That go Boom = COMIC RELIEF + Avoid
City. And who is this MYRON MEI you ask, with 41 points and a 7-12-0 record. Ooh,
the tales I could tell! In a touching display by a 'touched' warrior, JEFF DUNHAM
went after LATELY STONE, who was higher by 19 points. Well, when the dust settled,
JEFF DUNHAM was defeated by LATELY STONE.
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! STRETCH MARKS defied all odds
and slew HIGH ELF in the Dark Arena. The only ones displeased were the buzzards, as
HIGH ELF's meat is notoriously tough. We might as well mark the passing of LEWIS
BLACK, who was relatively new to the arena at 3-1-0. Probably killed before his
first shave. And who needs the Dark Arena if you've got BEAKHEAD around? This week
he decorated his armor with LEWIS BLACK. Who's next? Ask not the elves for counsel,
for they will say both yes and no. Silly buggers, eh?
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. Well, there goes another Spy Report. Good luck in
next week's fights. And remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick
your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MORYA CHAMPION 5723 14 14 0 102 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CORSAIR 5198 12 7 1 96 SEA DOGS (567)
MAN'S HANDS 5634 24 11 0 92 BASH BROS BODY (541)
ACNE 5722 14 4 1 92 BASH BROS BODY (541)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LUCKY LOOIE 5022 15 22 1 76 DODGE BULLETS (126)
ANDERS SLOWEYE 5740 11 11 3 71 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BEAKHEAD 5676 3 0 1 61 SEA DOGS (567)
STORM WARNING 5033 11 24 0 57 DODGE BULLETS (126)
DEADEYE DALE 5168 10 6 0 57 DODGE BULLETS (126)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MYRON MEI 5081 7 12 0 41 DODGE BULLETS (126)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STRETCH MARKS 5780 1 0 1 33 BASH BROS BODY (541)
-JACK TAR 5668 3 1 1 30 SEA DOGS (567)
RATUNDO 5768 3 2 1 27 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
REALITY STIMULATION 5754 7 4 0 25 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DRIFTWOOD 5658 3 1 0 23 SEA DOGS (567)
LATELY STONE 5769 2 2 0 23 DODGE BULLETS (126)
JIM GAFFIGAN 5773 2 2 0 15 COMIC RELIEF (591)
ENGVALL 5778 1 2 0 13 COMIC RELIEF (591)
FLOTSAM 5779 1 0 0 11 SEA DOGS (567)
STEVEN WRIGHT 5772 2 2 0 8 COMIC RELIEF (591)
JEFF DUNHAM 5777 0 3 0 3 COMIC RELIEF (591)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
LEWIS BLACK 5774 3 1 0 COMIC RELIEF 591 BEAKHEAD 5676 444
HIGH ELF 0 0 0 DARK ARENA STRETCH MARKS 5780 444 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
We salute the tourney participants. -- Dodge Bullets
Anders Sloweye -- I couldn't slow down to your speed. We're talking a fast-moving
storm here.
Steven Wright -- I didn't laugh, and neither did you. -- Lately Stone
Acne -- I don't count myself as "recovered" with these spots on my face. -- Lucky
Looie
That mercenary had a major experience edge. -- Deadeye Dale
Beakhead -- Quite a nose you have there. -- Myron Mei
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
STRETCH MARKS barely slew HIGH ELF in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Dark Arena fight.
ANDERS SLOWEYE demolished STORM WARNING in a 2 minute gory one-sided Challenge melee.
REALITY STIMULATION outwaited ENGVALL in a 14 minute Challenge brawl.
JEFF DUNHAM was subdued by LATELY STONE in a 5 minute amateur's Challenge competition.
JIM GAFFIGAN was overpowered by MYRON MEI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
MORYA CHAMPION slimly won victory over LUCKY LOOIE in a 6 minute Title competition.
ACNE won victory over M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute duel.
MAN'S HANDS vanquished DEADEYE DALE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BEAKHEAD slaughtered LEWIS BLACK in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
RATUNDO was beaten by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 2 minute novice vs. veteran melee.
STEVEN WRIGHT was subdued by FLOTSAM in a 1 minute amateur's match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 3 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 7 - 3 72 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 9 - 0 61 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 9 - 1 57 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 LUNGING ATTACK 16 - 12 - 0 57 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 16 - 16 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 4 - 1 43 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 14 - 1 36 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 8 - 0 33 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 14 - 2 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 444 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 3 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 WALL OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 BASHING ATTACK
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MAN'S HANDS 5634 24 11 0 92 BASH BROS BODY (541)
WALL OF STEEL ACNE 5722 14 4 1 92 BASH BROS BODY (541)
STRIKING ATTACK BEAKHEAD 5676 3 0 1 61 SEA DOGS (567)
AIMED BLOW DEADEYE DALE 5168 10 6 0 57 DODGE BULLETS (126)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MAN'S HANDS 5634. The most popular warrior this
turn was LUCKY LOOIE 5022. The ten other most popular fighters were MORYA CHAMPION
5723, JEFF DUNHAM 5777, LATELY STONE 5769, ANDERS SLOWEYE 5740, ACNE 5722, MAN'S
HANDS 5634, STRETCH MARKS 5780, BEAKHEAD 5676, FLOTSAM 5779, and STORM WARNING 5033.
The least popular fighter this week was REALITY STIMULATION 5754. The other ten
least popular fighters were ENGVALL 5778, LEWIS BLACK 5774, DEADEYE DALE 5168, JIM
GAFFIGAN 5773, STEVEN WRIGHT 5772, RATUNDO 5768, MYRON MEI 5081, STORM WARNING 5033,
FLOTSAM 5779, and BEAKHEAD 5676.