DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/06/2020 Duedate: 04/02/2020
MORYA ARENA
DM-28 TURN-446
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ACNE
BASH BROS BODY (541)
(28-5722) [16-4-1,110]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ACNE FOXWORTHY
BASH BROS BODY (541) COMIC RELIEF (591)
(28-5722) [16-4-1,110] (28-5782) [1-1-0,21]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MAN'S HANDS MYRON MEI
BASH BROS BODY (541) DODGE BULLETS (126)
(28-5634) [26-11-0,96] (28-5081) [9-12-0,53]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BASH BROS BODY (541)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. COMIC RELIEF (591) 45
2. DODGE BULLETS (126) 36 BASH BROS BODY (541)
3. BASH BROS BODY (541) 15 Unchartered Team
4. BIG LAKE PURE (568) 3
5. BOOK OF THOMAS (584) 1 COMIC RELIEF (591)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 BASH BROS BODY (541) 184 122 5 60.1 1/ 1 BASH BROS BODY (541) 10 2 1
2/ 2 SEA DOGS (567) 233 194 18 54.6 2/ 3 DODGE BULLETS (126) 8 7 0
3/ 3 BOOK OF THOMAS (584) 50 48 3 51.0 3/ 4 SEA DOGS (567) 5 1 1
4/ 4 BIG LAKE PURE (568) 177 173 20 50.6 4/ 2 BIG LAKE PURE (568) 5 7 0
5/ 5 DODGE BULLETS (126) 558 591 17 48.6 5/ 5 BOOK OF THOMAS (584) 4 2 1
6/ 6*COMIC RELIEF (591) 11 19 0 36.7 6/ 6*COMIC RELIEF (591) 3 12 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
So why do I have this bag over my head? Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and
I'm going to give you a spy report!. Hey everybody, watch out for FOXWORTHY, who
flew up 20 points in the rankings after mashing JAR JAR BINKS like a melon. Keep
your eye on this guy. And falling like a basher in the top ten was FLOTSAM, who
dropped 7 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with JEFF DUNHAM.
Well here's a duelmaster that doesn't sit back and say 'Challenge me'! ACNE made a
challenge against MORYA CHAMPION this week. Well, everybody's pal ACNE moved his
record to 16-4-1 by defeating MORYA CHAMPION in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and
gaining 6 recognition points. Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a
bigger halberd!
But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!
Did you hear that BIG LAKE PURE was most avoided team this week? Well, knowing the
personal hygiene of BIG LAKE PURE's warriors, I'm not surprised! And you guys like
to boo me? Well, unsling your rasberries, cause BASH BROS BODY beats feet every time
BIG LAKE PURE smiles at them. Try farming, eh? Well just about everybody wants a
piece of MORYA CHAMPION, who was this week's most challenged warrior.
Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the
most interesting, though! Remember: alliances are great, but try and take your ally
in the arena with you and see what happens.
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. Well, there goes another Spy Report. Good luck in
next week's fights. And remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick
your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ACNE 5722 16 4 1 110 BASH BROS BODY (541)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FRECKLES 5695 13 3 1 99 BOOK OF THOMAS (584)
MAN'S HANDS 5634 26 11 0 96 BASH BROS BODY (541)
-CORSAIR 5198 12 7 1 96 SEA DOGS (567)
MORYA CHAMPION 5723 14 16 0 95 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-OLIVE OIL 5546 11 6 0 86 BOOK OF THOMAS (584)
-SPINE EATER 5585 7 8 0 84 BOOK OF THOMAS (584)
ANDERS SLOWEYE 5740 12 12 3 76 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
LUCKY LOOIE 5022 15 24 1 74 DODGE BULLETS (126)
STORM WARNING 5033 13 24 0 72 DODGE BULLETS (126)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BEAKHEAD 5676 5 0 1 65 SEA DOGS (567)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MYRON MEI 5081 9 12 0 53 DODGE BULLETS (126)
CAROUSEL 5696 11 9 1 43 BOOK OF THOMAS (584)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-JACK TAR 5668 3 1 1 30 SEA DOGS (567)
LATELY STONE 5769 3 3 0 28 DODGE BULLETS (126)
REALITY STIMULATION 5754 7 6 0 27 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
RATUNDO 5768 4 3 1 26 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
FATIGUE 5775 2 0 0 24 BASH BROS BODY (541)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DRIFTWOOD 5658 3 1 0 23 SEA DOGS (567)
FOXWORTHY 5782 1 1 0 21 COMIC RELIEF (591)
DALE AUTRY 5784 1 0 0 19 DODGE BULLETS (126)
JIM GAFFIGAN 5773 2 4 0 18 COMIC RELIEF (591)
ENGVALL 5778 2 3 0 18 COMIC RELIEF (591)
JEFF DUNHAM 5777 1 4 0 16 COMIC RELIEF (591)
PULLED MUSCLE 5763 1 1 0 13 BASH BROS BODY (541)
NO FIZZLE 5758 3 2 1 12 BOOK OF THOMAS (584)
STEVEN WRIGHT 5772 2 4 0 10 COMIC RELIEF (591)
FLOTSAM 5779 2 1 0 7 SEA DOGS (567)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
LEWIS BLACK 5774 3 1 0 COMIC RELIEF 591 BEAKHEAD 5676 444
DEADEYE DALE 5168 10 7 0 DODGE BULLETS 126 FRECKLES 5695 445
PERSONAL ADS
Jim Gaffigan -- Should I be laughing? -- Lately Stone
Anders Sloweye -- Fast enough to avoid my blows. I think I've got an input error. --
Lucky Looie
Freckles -- You really did rip my face off. -- Deadeye Dale
That orc! -- Storm Warning
Reality Simulation -- I'll take it straight. -- Myron Mei
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
JIM GAFFIGAN was devastated by BEAKHEAD in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud fight.
ACNE viciously subdued MORYA CHAMPION in a 5 minute expert's Challenge Title battle.
STEVEN WRIGHT was vanquished by FATIGUE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
FRECKLES overpowered ANDERS SLOWEYE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MAN'S HANDS viciously subdued LUCKY LOOIE in a 2 minute gory expert's brawl.
STORM WARNING devastated CAROUSEL in a 1 minute mismatched match.
MYRON MEI viciously subdued REALITY STIMULATION in a action packed 2 minute fight.
LATELY STONE lost to DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a action packed 1 minute duel.
RATUNDO defeated PULLED MUSCLE in a 1 minute duel.
NO FIZZLE was vanquished by DALE AUTRY in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
FOXWORTHY handily defeated JAR JAR BINKS in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
JEFF DUNHAM subdued FLOTSAM in a 2 minute bloody amateur's match.
ENGVALL devastated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 5 WALL OF STEEL 19 - 6 - 3 76 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 15 - 9 - 1 63 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 3 - 1 57 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 12 - 1 56 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 AIMED BLOW 18 - 17 - 0 51 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 12 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 9 - 0 36 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 12 - 0 33 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 13 - 1 28 |
Turn 446 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 4 2 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL ACNE 5722 16 4 1 110 BASH BROS BODY (541)
LUNGING ATTACK FRECKLES 5695 13 3 1 99 BOOK OF THOMAS (584)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK BEAKHEAD 5676 5 0 1 65 SEA DOGS (567)
AIMED BLOW CAROUSEL 5696 11 9 1 43 BOOK OF THOMAS (584)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MAN'S HANDS 5634. The most popular warrior this
turn was MYRON MEI 5081. The ten other most popular fighters were ACNE 5722, MAN'S
HANDS 5634, JEFF DUNHAM 5777, BEAKHEAD 5676, MORYA CHAMPION 5723, FATIGUE 5775,
FRECKLES 5695, STORM WARNING 5033, RATUNDO 5768, and DALE AUTRY 5784.
The least popular fighter this week was FLOTSAM 5779. The other ten least popular
fighters were FOXWORTHY 5782, LUCKY LOOIE 5022, ANDERS SLOWEYE 5740, STEVEN WRIGHT
5772, JIM GAFFIGAN 5773, NO FIZZLE 5758, PULLED MUSCLE 5763, LATELY STONE 5769,
REALITY STIMULATION 5754, and CAROUSEL 5696.
NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA
Algernon, who had NOT gotten the name change he'd asked for, looked at the latest
petitioner. This was a typical gladiator, big, muscular, and scarred, with a frown.
"Ah, what can I do for you?"
"Name change. I heard we can do that. I'm tired of being Jane Doe."
"I'd think you would be," Algernon said faintly. "The Commission has actually
been thinking about this. It isn't FREE, mind you! It takes money to run our office,
you know, and we want to buy some goats--"
"I don't care about goats!" He made a crude suggestion about goats.
"Gladiators, teams, it will cost you two dollars to make a change--"
"I had a talk with my manager. He'll find the money. I want to change my name
to Jane Ralph. I'm no doe!" He thumped a fist on the counter.
"Er, yes. Jane Ralph. Fill out this form, please." He pushed the paper across
the counter. "The changes start on the 15th of April--that's the Ides, you know, and
can be submitted through the end of May. With the payment. No change without the
goat, ah, the gold."
* * * * *
Warrior and team name changes will be accepted beginning April 15 and continuing
throughout the month of May. The cost will be $2 per name change. All proceeds will
be used to buy goats via Heifer International and will be matched up to $500.
If you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI