DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/05/2021 Duedate: 04/01/2021
MORYA ARENA
DM-28 TURN-459
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
BLUE MOON
LUNAE MILITES (387)
(28-4373) [19-9-2,124]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BLUE MOON POSITION IS EMPTY
LUNAE MILITES (387)
(28-4373) [19-9-2,124]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MYRON MEI STORM WARNING
DODGE BULLETS (126) DODGE BULLETS (126)
(28-5081) [16-18-0,76] (28-5033) [16-34-0,85]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BIG LAKE PURE (568)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. DIZNEE (581) 43
2. OTTO'S MECHANICS (226) 32 BASH BROS BODY (541)
3. BIG LAKE PURE (568) 19 Unchartered Team
4. LUNAE MILITES (387) 17
5. BIZARRO SQUAD (537) 8 (-1)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 BASH BROS BODY (541) 212 147 5 59.1 1/ 1 BIG LAKE PURE (568) 9 6 0
2/ 3 BIG LAKE PURE (568) 216 192 21 52.9 2/ 2 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226) 8 4 0
3/ 5 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226) 327 314 20 51.0 3/ 4 LUNAE MILITES (387) 5 7 0
4/ 6 LUNAE MILITES (387) 142 140 10 50.4 4/ 3 BASH BROS BODY (541) 5 8 0
5/ 7 DODGE BULLETS (126) 584 630 18 48.1 5/ 6 COMIC RELIEF (591) 5 10 1
6/ 8 DIZNEE (581) 32 38 2 45.7 6/ 5 DODGE BULLETS (126) 5 10 0
7/ 0 THE ANIMANIACS (563) 38 50 3 43.2 7/ 9 DIZNEE (581) 4 6 0
8/ 9 COMIC RELIEF (591) 23 32 1 41.8 8/ 0 THE ANIMANIACS (563) 2 2 0
9/ 0 BIZARRO SQUAD (537) 20 38 4 34.5 9/ 0 BIZARRO SQUAD (537) 1 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
I'm not sure what to say in this thing. I'm used to singing a tune, but Omnimancer
says I need to do this amelodically. He says that is how normal people communicate.
What is normal about this lifestyle? We take weapons and swing them at others for the
entertainment of the crowds. Yeah, yeah, I know about the Chaos Gates and such, but
do you think that thought ever crosses the minds of the fans? Me either!
It was a good match with Fatigue, yet again. We keep matching up and we keep trading
wins. I think it is 2-2 for now. I would challenge him again to have some
resolution, but alas, he is out of range now.
I will post my challenge to the only active Challenger Champion - Anders Sloweye. He
probably has a score to settle with me anyway for killing Ratundo a few turns back.
If I keep the throne, I should get an invite to the Isle. If I lose but stay in the
Challenger Champions, I should get an invite to the Isle. If I die, well, if I die,
who really cares anyway?
Your Duelmaster,
Blue Moon of Morya
SPY REPORT
It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters. Look on my work, ye mighty,
and despair! OTTO'S MECHANICS posted a nice gain, to come in 2nd. Everybody loves a
winner... Practice pays for SHERE KHAN, who pummelled FATIGUE, to pocket 26 points.
Win some, lose some. Speaking of which, SHERE KHAN was winsome, after beating
FATIGUE and seeing him lose 20 points. Well, Duelmaster BLUE MOON challenged BIG
LAKE PURE's ANDERS SLOWEYE. Is a 18-9-2 good enough? BLUE MOON successfully staved
off a grab for the roses by ANDERS SLOWEYE of BIG LAKE PURE. Does MORYA have no one
talented enough to dethrone him? So who was the warrior seen charging into immovable
walls and challenging dead trees? Someone's got a basic problem...
My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter.
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights! To quell some nasty rumors, the guys
in DIZNEE are not carrying any incurable diseases. No need to avoid 'em. Like a pup
with its tail between its legs, OTTO'S MECHANICS scurried away from DIZNEE. Oh, the
shame! Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and MYRON MEI is it right now. Most
challenged warrior. Isn't DODGE BULLETS proud! Mismatched by 13 points, DALE AUTRY
was overcame by REALITY STIMULATION. Is this really worth noting? I thought REALITY
STIMULATION showed great skill and promise when she defeated DALE AUTRY. All right,
so I slept through it! Big deal!
Ah, the duel! The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd! Perhaps BIG
LAKE PURE's manager was intending to send RATUNDO to the Dark Arena in the first
place, seeing as how bloodfeud has nearly expired. Ask not for whom the sword
slashes; it slashes for thee.
Do not think spyreporting in MORYA is the highlight of my life. As if buffeted
by forces of nature beyond my control, I must take my leave of this place. Like a
mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid MORYA farewell-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BLUE MOON 4373 19 9 2 124 LUNAE MILITES (387)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ANNE T LOCH-BRAEK 5587 13 4 0 131 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
HAL O'GEN 5711 12 9 0 96 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ANDERS SLOWEYE 5740 19 18 3 88 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
STORM WARNING 5033 16 34 0 85 DODGE BULLETS (126)
SHERE KHAN 5521 8 6 0 83 DIZNEE (581)
-CASANOVA 4886 9 8 0 77 BIZARRO SQUAD (537)
MYRON MEI 5081 16 18 0 76 DODGE BULLETS (126)
AXLE FOLEY 5061 12 32 0 74 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
REALITY STIMULATION 5754 17 9 0 68 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FATIGUE 5775 12 3 0 68 BASH BROS BODY (541)
CAL LIPPER 5710 10 10 1 67 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JIM GAFFIGAN 5773 6 5 0 59 COMIC RELIEF (591)
MALEFICENT 5683 5 0 1 57 DIZNEE (581)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PULLED MUSCLE 5763 9 6 0 56 BASH BROS BODY (541)
DALE AUTRY 5784 7 7 0 55 DODGE BULLETS (126)
THE VIBE 5781 5 4 0 53 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
ROSE PURITY 5808 6 2 1 46 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
STRETCH MARKS 5783 6 2 0 46 BASH BROS BODY (541)
HARVEST MOON 5618 9 5 1 39 LUNAE MILITES (387)
DOT 5156 8 10 0 39 THE ANIMANIACS (563)
-TODD MAYES 4883 6 9 4 38 BIZARRO SQUAD (537)
JEFF DUNHAM 5777 3 7 0 37 COMIC RELIEF (591)
LATELY STONE 5769 8 11 1 36 DODGE BULLETS (126)
KEITH MOON 5809 5 3 0 35 LUNAE MILITES (387)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SLAPPY SQUIRREL 5640 4 4 2 33 THE ANIMANIACS (563)
JIMMY THE DOOR 5834 2 0 0 30 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
VISGER MENTL 5830 2 0 0 29 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
HONEST JOHN 5685 3 2 0 27 DIZNEE (581)
ENGVALL 5778 5 5 0 24 COMIC RELIEF (591)
YAKKO 5681 3 1 0 24 THE ANIMANIACS (563)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WAKKO 5662 5 4 0 23 THE ANIMANIACS (563)
STEVEN WRIGHT 5772 3 8 1 22 COMIC RELIEF (591)
MISTY MOONGLOW 5460 3 1 0 21 BIZARRO SQUAD (537)
FOXWORTHY 5782 3 4 0 17 COMIC RELIEF (591)
THADDEUS PLOTZ 5694 1 1 0 10 THE ANIMANIACS (563)
STURDEVANT 5828 1 2 0 5 DODGE BULLETS (126)
-ASHER 5459 0 1 0 1 BIZARRO SQUAD (537)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DEMENTIA 5833 0 1 0 BASH BROS BODY 541 ARENAMASTER NOR 459 NONE
RATUNDO 5768 11 6 1 BIG LAKE PURE 568 BLUE MOON 4373 456
BRER FOX 5684 2 3 0 DIZNEE 581 MOUNTAIN TROLL 459 NONE
PEG LEG PETE 5686 1 4 0 DIZNEE 581 DARK CHAMPION 459 NONE
LUCKY LOOIE 5022 19 30 1 DODGE BULLETS 126 SPINE EATER 5585 456
PERSONAL ADS
Fatigue -- Bah! Why did you have to drop so low? We need closure on this match-up
since we are tied at 2-2. Advantage you by style, but it has been fun all the same!
-- Blue Moon
Foxworthy -- You might be a redneck AND you might lose a fight if you match up with
me! -- Keith Moon
Jim Gaffigan -- I used to think you were funny. Not so much now. -- Harvest Moon
Axel Foley -- Insurance is useless anyway. -- Myron Mei
Anders Sloweye -- I suppose that saves stress. By the time you get around to noticing
a problem, it's over. I couldn't do it, though; knowing some problem might be
sneaking up on me would stress me out. -- Storm Warning
Reality Stimulation -- That kind of thing can be overdone. -- Dale Autry
The Vibe -- Is no one else active here? You were vibrating so much it was
distracting. -- Lately Stone
Jimmy the Door -- Thank the gods. I thought I'd never get it open before the carriage
burned up. -- Sturdevant
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BRER FOX was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PEG LEG PETE was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a exciting 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
DEMENTIA was murdered by ARENAMASTER NOR in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
BLUE MOON devastated ANDERS SLOWEYE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title contest.
AXLE FOLEY was subdued by STORM WARNING in a 2 minute master's Challenge competition.
HAL O'GEN devastated MYRON MEI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
REALITY STIMULATION overcame DALE AUTRY in a action packed 3 minute Challenge fight.
JEFF DUNHAM was vanquished by MALEFICENT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
KEITH MOON lost to ROSE PURITY in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
JIM GAFFIGAN unbelievably bested STRETCH MARKS in a 2 minute gory Challenge duel.
HARVEST MOON savagely defeated LATELY STONE in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge match.
JIMMY THE DOOR overpowered STEVEN WRIGHT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
VISGER MENTL savagely defeated ENGVALL in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
FATIGUE was viciously subdued by SHERE KHAN in a 1 minute bloody bout.
CAL LIPPER overcame THE VIBE in a action packed 3 minute gory fight.
PULLED MUSCLE devastated WAKKO in a 1 minute uneven duel.
HONEST JOHN was luckily beaten by CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute amateur's brawl.
DOT overpowered FOXWORTHY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
THADDEUS PLOTZ was beaten by MISTY MOONGLOW in a popular 1 minute novice's bout.
YAKKO handily defeated STURDEVANT in a 1 minute gory mismatched competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 8 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 6 - 0 57 |
|AIMED BLOW 6 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 11 - 0 56 |
|BASHING ATTACK 5 TOTAL PARRY 19 - 15 - 0 56 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 23 - 21 - 3 52 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 10 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 AIMED BLOW 24 - 26 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 WALL OF STEEL 30 - 33 - 2 48 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 12 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 18 - 0 31 |
Turn 459 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 5 3 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 AIMED BLOW 2 - 4 2 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 3 2 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL BLUE MOON 4373 19 9 2 124 LUNAE MILITES (387)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK HAL O'GEN 5711 12 9 0 96 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
BASHING ATTACK SHERE KHAN 5521 8 6 0 83 DIZNEE (581)
TOTAL PARRY REALITY STIMULATION 5754 17 9 0 68 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
AIMED BLOW FATIGUE 5775 12 3 0 68 BASH BROS BODY (541)
LUNGING ATTACK MALEFICENT 5683 5 0 1 57 DIZNEE (581)
PARRY-STRIKE PULLED MUSCLE 5763 9 6 0 56 BASH BROS BODY (541)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MYRON MEI 5081. The most popular warrior this turn
was STORM WARNING 5033. The ten other most popular fighters were THE VIBE 5781, DALE
AUTRY 5784, VISGER MENTL 5830, HONEST JOHN 5685, HARVEST MOON 5618, ROSE PURITY 5808,
JIM GAFFIGAN 5773, STRETCH MARKS 5783, CAL LIPPER 5710, and MISTY MOONGLOW 5460.
The least popular fighter this week was FOXWORTHY 5782. The other ten least popular
fighters were WAKKO 5662, ENGVALL 5778, STEVEN WRIGHT 5772, JEFF DUNHAM 5777, MYRON
MEI 5081, DEMENTIA 5833, BRER FOX 5684, STURDEVANT 5828, THADDEUS PLOTZ 5694, and
FATIGUE 5775.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
BLUE MOON (28-4373) LUNAE MILITES (387)