DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/28/2021 Duedate: 06/24/2021
MORYA ARENA
DM-28 TURN-462
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SPINE EATER
BOOK OF THOMAS (584)
(28-5585) [10-8-1,131]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SPINE EATER MALAGAR
BOOK OF THOMAS (584) DEZ-GO (597)
(28-5585) [10-8-1,131] (28-5842) [1-0-0,16]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MYRON MEI YAKKO
DODGE BULLETS (126) THE ANIMANIACS (563)
(28-5081) [18-19-0,89] (28-5681) [5-2-0,34]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
DIZNEE (581)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. DEZ-GO (597) 35
2. COMIC RELIEF (591) 33 BASH BROS BODY (541)
3. DODGE BULLETS (126) 21 Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS BODY (541) 18
5. BIZARRO SQUAD (537) 18 DEZ-GO (597)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*DEZ-GO (597) 3 1 0 75.0 1/ 1 DIZNEE (581) 10 5 0
2/ 1 BASH BROS BODY (541) 220 150 5 59.5 2/ 2 BASH BROS BODY (541) 8 3 0
3/ 2 BIG LAKE PURE (568) 221 202 21 52.2 3/ 8 COMIC RELIEF (591) 7 8 1
4/ 3 BOOK OF THOMAS (584) 59 55 4 51.8 4/ 7 DODGE BULLETS (126) 7 8 0
5/ 4 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226) 331 321 20 50.8 5/ 5 LUNAE MILITES (387) 6 8 0
6/ 5 LUNAE MILITES (387) 148 148 10 50.0 6/ 9 BOOK OF THOMAS (584) 5 3 0
7/ 6 DIZNEE (581) 42 43 2 49.4 7/ 6 THE ANIMANIACS (563) 5 8 1
8/ 7 DODGE BULLETS (126) 591 638 18 48.1 8/ 3 BIG LAKE PURE (568) 5 10 0
9/ 9 COMIC RELIEF (591) 30 40 2 42.9 9/ 4 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226) 4 7 0
10/ 8 THE ANIMANIACS (563) 43 58 4 42.6 10/ 0*DEZ-GO (597) 3 1 0
11/10 BIZARRO SQUAD (537) 21 39 4 35.0 11/10 BIZARRO SQUAD (537) 1 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in MORYA.
Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid! For every
winner there is a loser. Speaking of losers, lets take a look at BIG LAKE PURE, who
went down to 3rd from 8th. Life is tough. Coming up with a solid 3-2-1 outing,
COMIC RELIEF has advanced 5 places in the rankings. Call it luck at the right time
or bribes in the right hands, but the new team DEZ-GO scored a 3-1-0 record this
week. Hey everybody, watch out for THE VIBE, who flew up 20 points in the rankings
after mashing STORM WARNING like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. Ya know, some
days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. GOOFY was bested by MISTY MOONGLOW and
drops 15 points. Our battling duelmaster SPINE EATER has managed to hold the title,
fending off FATIGUE's none too subtle advances. Better luck next time, BASH BROS
BODY. Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?
Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the MORYA arena. Here's a
song for you: Who's afraid of the big, bad BIG LAKE PURE? Big bad BIG LAKE PURE.
Big bad BIG LAKE PURE. MORYA's afraid of the big bad BIG LAKE PURE. Tra la la la
la! Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch OTTO'S MECHANICS' act in the arena.
Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from BIG LAKE PURE. Well just about
everybody wants a piece of REALITY STIMULATION, who was this week's most challenged
warrior. Well, it looks like HAL O'GEN wasn't happy with last turn's rank, so he
went for broke by challenging up 35 points. No guts, no glory. This week HAL O'GEN
12-12-0 fought FRECKLES 17-3-1 and in losing gained 3 points. I know several
gladiators who could go for a few fights like that. In a touching display by a
'touched' warrior, KEITH MOON went after DALE AUTRY, who was higher by 21 points.
Well, when the dust settled, KEITH MOON was overcame by DALE AUTRY.
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! Big deal, so WAKKO got mashed in
the Dark Arena. With his face he was more at home with the trolls than with us.
(Waka waka). We might as well mark the passing of VISGER MENTL, who was relatively
new to the arena at 3-2-0. Probably killed before its first shave. Ask not the
elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no. Silly buggers, eh?
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. Well, there goes another Spy Report. Good luck in
next week's fights. Hasta la bye-bye. (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The
Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SPINE EATER 5585 10 8 1 131 BOOK OF THOMAS (584)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ANNE T LOCH-BRAEK 5587 13 4 0 131 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
FRECKLES 5695 17 3 1 123 BOOK OF THOMAS (584)
FATIGUE 5775 14 4 0 93 BASH BROS BODY (541)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MALEFICENT 5683 8 0 1 90 DIZNEE (581)
MYRON MEI 5081 18 19 0 89 DODGE BULLETS (126)
CAL LIPPER 5710 13 10 1 89 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
HAL O'GEN 5711 12 12 0 89 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
THE VIBE 5781 7 5 0 86 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
STORM WARNING 5033 16 37 0 85 DODGE BULLETS (126)
SHERE KHAN 5521 10 7 0 83 DIZNEE (581)
ANDERS SLOWEYE 5740 19 21 3 81 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
AXLE FOLEY 5061 13 34 0 79 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
PULLED MUSCLE 5763 11 7 0 77 BASH BROS BODY (541)
-CASANOVA 4886 9 8 0 77 BIZARRO SQUAD (537)
STRETCH MARKS 5783 9 2 0 76 BASH BROS BODY (541)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
REALITY STIMULATION 5754 17 12 0 63 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
DALE AUTRY 5784 9 8 0 62 DODGE BULLETS (126)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ROSE PURITY 5808 8 3 1 60 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DOT 5156 10 11 0 56 THE ANIMANIACS (563)
JIM GAFFIGAN 5773 7 7 0 54 COMIC RELIEF (591)
HARVEST MOON 5618 11 6 1 46 LUNAE MILITES (387)
FOXWORTHY 5782 6 4 0 44 COMIC RELIEF (591)
LATELY STONE 5769 9 13 1 41 DODGE BULLETS (126)
-SLAPPY SQUIRREL 5640 5 4 3 40 THE ANIMANIACS (563)
-TODD MAYES 4883 6 9 4 38 BIZARRO SQUAD (537)
KEITH MOON 5809 5 6 0 38 LUNAE MILITES (387)
ENGVALL 5778 6 7 1 37 COMIC RELIEF (591)
YAKKO 5681 5 2 0 34 THE ANIMANIACS (563)
HONEST JOHN 5685 5 3 0 34 DIZNEE (581)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JEFF DUNHAM 5777 4 9 0 33 COMIC RELIEF (591)
MISTY MOONGLOW 5460 4 2 0 29 BIZARRO SQUAD (537)
STEVEN WRIGHT 5772 4 10 1 27 COMIC RELIEF (591)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STURDEVANT 5828 3 3 0 21 DODGE BULLETS (126)
NO FIZZLE 5758 4 5 1 18 BOOK OF THOMAS (584)
MALAGAR 5842 1 0 0 16 DEZ-GO (597)
-UNIBROW 5802 1 1 0 15 BOOK OF THOMAS (584)
MOON KNIGHT 5853 1 0 0 11 LUNAE MILITES (387)
FLAT CHEST 5835 1 0 0 11 BASH BROS BODY (541)
GORZUHM GO 5838 1 0 0 10 DEZ-GO (597)
GOOFY 5844 2 1 0 8 DIZNEE (581)
HAALARA 5840 1 0 0 8 DEZ-GO (597)
SHOOT 4 THE MOON 5851 1 1 0 4 LUNAE MILITES (387)
MOONFLOWER 5852 1 1 0 4 LUNAE MILITES (387)
-ASHER 5459 0 1 0 1 BIZARRO SQUAD (537)
LAYLEAN 5839 0 1 0 1 DEZ-GO (597)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
VISGER MENTL 5830 3 2 0 BIG LAKE PURE 568 ENGVALL 5778 462
BRER BEAR 5843 1 2 0 DIZNEE 581 MOUNTAIN TROLL 462 NONE
JIMMY THE DOOR 5834 2 2 0 OTTO'S MECHANICS 226 SLAPPY SQUIRREL 5640 461
THADDEUS PLOTZ 5694 1 4 0 THE ANIMANIACS 563 DARK CHAMPION 462 NONE
WAKKO 5662 5 7 0 THE ANIMANIACS 563 BLACK ORC 462 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Rose Purity -- Overcompensating there are we, love? I've heard down challenging is
just a cry for help and that you are really just trying to fill a void in an otherwise
meaningless existence. I recommend hallucinagens! -- Keith Moon
Engvall -- I know our time together was short, but you could have imparted just a
little bit of knowledge. -- Harvest Moon
Convicted Thief -- Apologies for the headshots, but you are a convicted thief, so my
remorse is superficial at best. -- Moonflower
Axle Foley -- I'll rain on your parade. See if I don't. -- Storm Warning
Maleficent -- You sucked the skills out of me so ruthlessly that I went into shock. --
Dale Autry
Fatigue -- I know you too well. -- Myron Mei
Jeff Dunham -- You were a good student. -- Lately Stone
Goofy -- I never pictured you as blond. -- Sturdevant
P.S. Thanks for the skills.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
WAKKO was barely slain by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
THADDEUS PLOTZ was viciously butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute battle.
BRER BEAR was narrowly killed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
HAL O'GEN was bested by FRECKLES in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge contest.
STRETCH MARKS overpowered REALITY STIMULATION in a 1 minute Challenge match.
KEITH MOON was viciously subdued by DALE AUTRY in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel.
JIM GAFFIGAN overpowered LATELY STONE in a 2 minute gory mismatched Challenge brawl.
ENGVALL barely slew VISGER MENTL in a 2 minute expert vs. beginner Challenge melee.
STEVEN WRIGHT was vanquished by DOT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
FOXWORTHY unbelievably bested YAKKO in a popular 4 minute Challenge fight.
SPINE EATER savagely defeated FATIGUE in a popular 2 minute veteran's Title melee.
CAL LIPPER narrowly defeated ANDERS SLOWEYE in a 3 minute master's competition.
MALEFICENT subdued PULLED MUSCLE in a popular 1 minute brawl.
SHERE KHAN overcame ROSE PURITY in a 1 minute gory conflict.
MYRON MEI viciously subdued AXLE FOLEY in a action packed 3 minute master's bout.
STORM WARNING was overpowered by THE VIBE in a 1 minute bloody mismatched brawl.
HARVEST MOON defeated JEFF DUNHAM in a 2 minute bout.
HONEST JOHN demolished OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MISTY MOONGLOW overpowered GOOFY in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
STURDEVANT bested NO FIZZLE in a 3 minute contest.
MOONFLOWER was beaten by GORZUHM GO in a 2 minute beginner's fight.
SHOOT 4 THE MOON was subdued by FLAT CHEST in a 2 minute beginner's bout.
MALAGAR won victory over JAR JAR BINKS in a 2 minute amateur's fray.
HAALARA defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute novice's match.
LAYLEAN was overpowered by MOON KNIGHT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 8 LUNGING ATTACK 28 - 21 - 2 57 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 7 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 7 - 0 53 |
|WALL OF STEEL 7 WALL OF STEEL 35 - 33 - 2 51 |
|BASHING ATTACK 7 TOTAL PARRY 17 - 17 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 AIMED BLOW 28 - 28 - 0 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 14 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 7 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 11 - 1 45 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 24 - 0 37 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 11 - 1 35 |
Turn 462 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 4 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 5 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 3 2 BASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 4 - 3 1 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 4 - 4 1 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK SPINE EATER 5585 10 8 1 131 BOOK OF THOMAS (584)
LUNGING ATTACK FRECKLES 5695 17 3 1 123 BOOK OF THOMAS (584)
AIMED BLOW FATIGUE 5775 14 4 0 93 BASH BROS BODY (541)
WALL OF STEEL CAL LIPPER 5710 13 10 1 89 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
BASHING ATTACK SHERE KHAN 5521 10 7 0 83 DIZNEE (581)
PARRY-STRIKE PULLED MUSCLE 5763 11 7 0 77 BASH BROS BODY (541)
TOTAL PARRY REALITY STIMULATION 5754 17 12 0 63 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MYRON MEI 5081. The most popular warrior this turn
was YAKKO 5681. The ten other most popular fighters were MYRON MEI 5081, SPINE EATER
5585, DALE AUTRY 5784, ANDERS SLOWEYE 5740, AXLE FOLEY 5061, THADDEUS PLOTZ 5694,
BRER BEAR 5843, JIM GAFFIGAN 5773, VISGER MENTL 5830, and NO FIZZLE 5758.
The least popular fighter this week was LAYLEAN 5839. The other ten least popular
fighters were GOOFY 5844, STORM WARNING 5033, ROSE PURITY 5808, STEVEN WRIGHT 5772,
LATELY STONE 5769, REALITY STIMULATION 5754, SHERE KHAN 5521, PULLED MUSCLE 5763,
FATIGUE 5775, and HAL O'GEN 5711.
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.
MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXXIII
PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
GRIM REAVER 1356 (350-162-6) 4 3 0 THE BEARS
CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MRS. BUTTERWORTH 1226 (98-100-7) 2 3 0 SUAVE ONCE LOVED ME
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
TEQUILA 5341 (104-80-2) 4 3 0 BIG SHOTS
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
RARE BREED 5350 (72-38-0) 11 3 0 BIG SHOTS
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CORSAIR 5198 (12-7-1) 7 3 0 DEAD SEA DOGS
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
FLAT CHEST 5835 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 BASH BROS BODY
HAALARA 5840 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 DEZ-GO
ROOKIES FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MALAGAR 5842 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 DEZ-GO