DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/25/2021 Duedate: 07/22/2021
MORYA ARENA
DM-28 TURN-463
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SPINE EATER
BOOK OF THOMAS (584)
(28-5585) [11-8-1,145]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SPINE EATER POSITION IS EMPTY
BOOK OF THOMAS (584)
(28-5585) [11-8-1,145]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MYRON MEI YAKKO
DODGE BULLETS (126) THE ANIMANIACS (563)
(28-5081) [18-20-0,86] (28-5681) [5-3-0,36]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
DIZNEE (581)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. LUNAE MILITES (387) 43
2. DIZNEE (581) 33 BASH BROS BODY (541)
3. OTTO'S MECHANICS (226) 24 Unchartered Team
4. DEZ-GO (597) 23
5. BOOK OF THOMAS (584) 20 DEZ-GO (597)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*DEZ-GO (597) 5 3 0 62.5 1/ 1 DIZNEE (581) 11 4 0
2/ 2 BASH BROS BODY (541) 220 155 5 58.7 2/ 5 LUNAE MILITES (387) 8 6 0
3/ 3 BIG LAKE PURE (568) 224 203 21 52.5 3/ 9 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226) 6 4 0
4/ 4 BOOK OF THOMAS (584) 60 57 4 51.3 4/ 6 BOOK OF THOMAS (584) 6 5 0
5/ 7 DIZNEE (581) 46 44 2 51.1 5/ 3 COMIC RELIEF (591) 6 9 2
6/ 5 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226) 334 321 20 51.0 6/ 4 DODGE BULLETS (126) 6 9 0
7/ 6 LUNAE MILITES (387) 151 150 10 50.2 7/10*DEZ-GO (597) 5 3 0
8/ 8 DODGE BULLETS (126) 593 641 18 48.1 8/ 7 THE ANIMANIACS (563) 5 8 1
9/ 9 COMIC RELIEF (591) 32 43 3 42.7 9/ 2 BASH BROS BODY (541) 5 8 0
10/10 THE ANIMANIACS (563) 44 61 4 41.9 10/ 8 BIG LAKE PURE (568) 5 9 0
11/11 BIZARRO SQUAD (537) 21 40 4 34.4 11/11 BIZARRO SQUAD (537) 1 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day,
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again! He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
Speaking of laughing at jokes, observe BASH BROS BODY. Last week they got 0-5-0 to
drop by 7! Nothing works for a team like victory (How's that for a perceptive
observation?) as OTTO'S MECHANICS can attest... Say what you will about blind luck
and dirty fighting, but BIG LAKE PURE will tell you 224-203-21 is nothing to laugh
at... Practice pays for WAKKO, who pummelled GORZUHM GO, to pocket 17 points. A
certain someone should cut down on the drinking and practice more, after losing 10
points to HARVEST MOON. (Discrete enough, ROSE PURITY?) FATIGUE found out that MORYA
isn't a democracy. You've gotta be the best to be Duelmaster here! So who's the
team that's been walking into taverns last week and ordering milk? Sounds like a PR
stunt to me.
My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter.
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights! Like the noble eagle soaring amongst
the mountaintops, so stand the warriors of BIG LAKE PURE, alone and unchallenged.
The warriors of BIG LAKE PURE found their efforts at combat frustrated as OTTO'S
MECHANICS apparently had more important things to do than fight. If challenges were
horses, DOT could open up a fast food joint! As a confidence booster, JEFF DUNHAM
challenged LAYLEAN, down 32 points. Do you also slay vicious rodents in your spare
time, JEFF DUNHAM? Bookies and JEFF DUNHAM were more than a little surprised, as
LAYLEAN snatched an easy victory from JEFF DUNHAM, gaining 22 points. KEITH MOON
challenged REALITY STIMULATION! Who says LUNAE MILITES are just a bunch of wimps!
KEITH MOON of LUNAE MILITES kept his wits as he was overcame by REALITY STIMULATION.
Ah, the duel! The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd! The audience
gave a nice round of rasberries to DOT of THE ANIMANIACS, for expiring in such an
ungraceful fashion. 10-12-0, indeed! Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes
for thee.
Leave me now, you base fools! My fingers tire and I fear my incessant prattling
may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable character. Do not despair! I shall
return!-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SPINE EATER 5585 11 8 1 145 BOOK OF THOMAS (584)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ANNE T LOCH-BRAEK 5587 13 4 0 131 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
-FRECKLES 5695 17 3 1 123 BOOK OF THOMAS (584)
HAL O'GEN 5711 13 12 0 96 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
CAL LIPPER 5710 14 10 1 95 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
MALEFICENT 5683 9 0 1 94 DIZNEE (581)
THE VIBE 5781 8 5 0 92 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AXLE FOLEY 5061 14 34 0 90 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
ANDERS SLOWEYE 5740 20 21 3 87 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
MYRON MEI 5081 18 20 0 86 DODGE BULLETS (126)
STORM WARNING 5033 16 38 0 86 DODGE BULLETS (126)
FATIGUE 5775 14 5 0 86 BASH BROS BODY (541)
SHERE KHAN 5521 10 8 0 80 DIZNEE (581)
-CASANOVA 4886 9 8 0 77 BIZARRO SQUAD (537)
PULLED MUSCLE 5763 11 8 0 74 BASH BROS BODY (541)
STRETCH MARKS 5783 9 3 0 74 BASH BROS BODY (541)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
REALITY STIMULATION 5754 18 12 0 66 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
JIM GAFFIGAN 5773 8 7 1 66 COMIC RELIEF (591)
HARVEST MOON 5618 12 6 1 62 LUNAE MILITES (387)
DALE AUTRY 5784 9 9 0 61 DODGE BULLETS (126)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ROSE PURITY 5808 8 4 1 50 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FOXWORTHY 5782 7 4 0 48 COMIC RELIEF (591)
LATELY STONE 5769 10 13 1 46 DODGE BULLETS (126)
HONEST JOHN 5685 6 3 0 42 DIZNEE (581)
-SLAPPY SQUIRREL 5640 5 4 3 40 THE ANIMANIACS (563)
KEITH MOON 5809 5 7 0 40 LUNAE MILITES (387)
-TODD MAYES 4883 6 9 4 38 BIZARRO SQUAD (537)
YAKKO 5681 5 3 0 36 THE ANIMANIACS (563)
ENGVALL 5778 6 8 1 34 COMIC RELIEF (591)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STURDEVANT 5828 4 3 0 32 DODGE BULLETS (126)
STEVEN WRIGHT 5772 4 11 1 28 COMIC RELIEF (591)
JEFF DUNHAM 5777 4 10 0 26 COMIC RELIEF (591)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MISTY MOONGLOW 5460 4 3 0 23 BIZARRO SQUAD (537)
MOON KNIGHT 5853 2 0 0 23 LUNAE MILITES (387)
MALAGAR 5842 2 0 0 23 DEZ-GO (597)
LAYLEAN 5839 1 1 0 23 DEZ-GO (597)
NO FIZZLE 5758 4 6 1 19 BOOK OF THOMAS (584)
GOOFY 5844 3 1 0 17 DIZNEE (581)
WAKKO 5859 1 0 0 17 THE ANIMANIACS (563)
-UNIBROW 5802 1 1 0 15 BOOK OF THOMAS (584)
MONSTRO 5858 1 0 0 15 DIZNEE (581)
FLAT CHEST 5835 1 1 0 10 BASH BROS BODY (541)
MOONFLOWER 5852 2 1 0 8 LUNAE MILITES (387)
HAALARA 5840 1 1 0 8 DEZ-GO (597)
GORZUHM GO 5838 1 1 0 4 DEZ-GO (597)
-ASHER 5459 0 1 0 1 BIZARRO SQUAD (537)
MINERVA MINK 5860 0 1 0 1 THE ANIMANIACS (563)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DEMENTIA 5857 0 1 0 BASH BROS BODY 541 SLAUGHTER PRIEST 463 NONE
VISGER MENTL 5830 3 2 0 BIG LAKE PURE 568 ENGVALL 5778 462
HEDIES 5856 0 1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 584 BLACK ORC 463 NONE
SHOOT 4 THE MOON 5851 1 2 0 LUNAE MILITES 387 BLACK ORC 463 NONE
JIMMY THE DOOR 5834 2 2 0 OTTO'S MECHANICS 226 SLAPPY SQUIRREL 5640 461
DOT 5156 10 12 0 THE ANIMANIACS 563 JIM GAFFIGAN 5773 463
PERSONAL ADS
We salute the tourney participants, with a special shout for Rare Breed, tourney
victor in Freshmen. -- Dodge Bullets
Keith Moon -- Don't take hallucinogens right before a fight, bad, bad plan. -- Dale
Autry
Jim Gaffigan -- I'm not laughing and there was no relief in that fight. -- Lately
Stone
P.S. They tell me I'd be late for my own death, and I certainly hope so!
Axle Foley -- Broken Axle there? It's true the road is awful. -- Myron Mei
The Vibe -- You're welcome for the skills. You just missed a furious storm here.
Thunder and lightning and rain, and flash flood watches. -- Storm Warning
No Fizzle -- You're correctly named. When I saw you, there was no fizzle. --
Sturdevant
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SHOOT 4 THE MOON was dealt death by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
HEDIES was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DEMENTIA was killed by SLAUGHTER PRIEST in a 3 minute Dark Arena melee.
SHERE KHAN was subdued by THE VIBE in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
CAL LIPPER won victory over MYRON MEI in a 3 minute master's Challenge brawl.
AXLE FOLEY savagely defeated STORM WARNING in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
YAKKO lost to FOXWORTHY in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fight.
JIM GAFFIGAN executed DOT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
KEITH MOON was outlasted by REALITY STIMULATION in a dull 16 minute Challenge melee.
STEVEN WRIGHT was vanquished by HONEST JOHN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
JEFF DUNHAM slimly lost to LAYLEAN in a 5 minute Challenge duel.
MOON KNIGHT handily defeated FLAT CHEST in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
SPINE EATER demolished FATIGUE in a 2 minute bloody mismatched Title match.
MALEFICENT devastated DALE AUTRY in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
STRETCH MARKS was bested by HAL O'GEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
ANDERS SLOWEYE overcame PULLED MUSCLE in a 2 minute expert's fight.
ROSE PURITY was defeated by HARVEST MOON in a 2 minute struggle.
LATELY STONE won victory over ENGVALL in a 2 minute fray.
MISTY MOONGLOW was beaten by STURDEVANT in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody brawl.
NO FIZZLE was outlasted by MALAGAR in a exciting 8 minute bout.
GORZUHM GO was overpowered by WAKKO in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HAALARA was overpowered by MONSTRO in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
GOOFY devastated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MOONFLOWER won victory over MINERVA MINK in a 3 minute novice's match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 9 PARRY-STRIKE 10 - 7 - 0 59 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 7 LUNGING ATTACK 29 - 22 - 2 57 |
|WALL OF STEEL 6 WALL OF STEEL 36 - 32 - 1 53 |
|BASHING ATTACK 6 STRIKING ATTACK 15 - 14 - 1 52 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 AIMED BLOW 29 - 31 - 0 48 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 16 - 18 - 0 47 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 6 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 11 - 1 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 BASHING ATTACK 15 - 27 - 0 36 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 14 - 1 30 |
Turn 463 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 2 AIMED BLOW 3 - 6 4 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 4 2 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 3 2 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 3
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK SPINE EATER 5585 11 8 1 145 BOOK OF THOMAS (584)
STRIKING ATTACK HAL O'GEN 5711 13 12 0 96 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
WALL OF STEEL CAL LIPPER 5710 14 10 1 95 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
LUNGING ATTACK MALEFICENT 5683 9 0 1 94 DIZNEE (581)
AIMED BLOW FATIGUE 5775 14 5 0 86 BASH BROS BODY (541)
BASHING ATTACK SHERE KHAN 5521 10 8 0 80 DIZNEE (581)
PARRY-STRIKE PULLED MUSCLE 5763 11 8 0 74 BASH BROS BODY (541)
TOTAL PARRY REALITY STIMULATION 5754 18 12 0 66 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MYRON MEI 5081. The most popular warrior this turn
was YAKKO 5681. The ten other most popular fighters were STORM WARNING 5033, MISTY
MOONGLOW 5460, NO FIZZLE 5758, AXLE FOLEY 5061, JEFF DUNHAM 5777, DEMENTIA 5857,
MYRON MEI 5081, MOON KNIGHT 5853, HAL O'GEN 5711, and STURDEVANT 5828.
The least popular fighter this week was REALITY STIMULATION 5754. The other ten
least popular fighters were KEITH MOON 5809, MINERVA MINK 5860, HAALARA 5840, GORZUHM
GO 5838, ROSE PURITY 5808, DALE AUTRY 5784, FATIGUE 5775, FLAT CHEST 5835, STEVEN
WRIGHT 5772, and DOT 5156.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
SPINE EATER (28-5585) BOOK OF THOMAS (584)
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
RUDE RICK (18-10632) WEIRD STUDENTS (723)
KNITTED AFGHAN (73-4123) WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
INNEY AUDI (82-5509) FARFIGNEWTONS (673)
GEORGE W BUSH LEAGUE (82-10150) SAFE ON AN ERROR (1500)
YUTICU (82-35822) WOTB A30 (5910)
VAMPIRIC MAIL (84-9355) SUPE FORCES 7902 (1693)
PROVE PLANKING (85-12093) JAN 16 T (2205)
PONDER (85-24880) VERBS II (4573)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes