DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/20/2021 Duedate: 09/16/2021
MORYA ARENA
DM-28 TURN-465
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
HAL O'GEN
OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
(28-5711) [15-12-0,116]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
HAL O'GEN POSITION IS EMPTY
OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
(28-5711) [15-12-0,116]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MYRON MEI STRETCH MARKS
DODGE BULLETS (126) BASH BROS BODY (541)
(28-5081) [20-20-0,94] (28-5783) [11-3-0,95]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. DIZNEE (581) 52
2. OTTO'S MECHANICS (226) 46 BASH BROS BODY (541)
3. BOOK OF THOMAS (584) 8 Unchartered Team
4. DODGE BULLETS (126) 1
5. THE ANIMANIACS (563) 0LICK MY RAZOR BLADE (233)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*DEZ-GO (597) 5 3 0 62.5 1/ 4 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226) 9 4 1
2/ 2 BASH BROS BODY (541) 225 159 5 58.6 2/ 1 BIG LAKE PURE (568) 9 5 2
3/ 3 BIG LAKE PURE (568) 230 207 23 52.6 3/ 2 DIZNEE (581) 9 6 1
4/ 4 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226) 340 325 21 51.1 4/ 3 DODGE BULLETS (126) 6 9 0
5/ 7 DIZNEE (581) 51 49 3 51.0 5/ 5 BASH BROS BODY (541) 5 9 0
6/ 5 BOOK OF THOMAS (584) 62 61 5 50.4 6- 8 LUNAE MILITES (387) 3 2 0
7- 6 LUNAE MILITES (387) 151 150 10 50.2 7/ 9 BOOK OF THOMAS (584) 3 6 1
8/ 8 DODGE BULLETS (126) 597 647 18 48.0 8- 6*DEZ-GO (597) 2 2 0
9- 9 COMIC RELIEF (591) 32 43 3 42.7 9- 7 COMIC RELIEF (591) 2 3 1
10-10 THE ANIMANIACS (563) 44 61 4 41.9 10-10 THE ANIMANIACS (563) 1 3 0
11-11 BIZARRO SQUAD (537) 21 40 4 34.4 11-11 BIZARRO SQUAD (537) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
While I'd like to get some kind of credit for taking this throne here, kudos go out to
Anne T Loch-Braek for her graduation, and becoming Crip's first ever natural 21-
Wit/Will warrior to get to ADM. Only took 35 years! Of course, it came back with
Short Spear as a favourite weapon, High/Very High Rhythm, Lunge Tactic, and a
preference for learning parry skills (all 20 have been learned already, so this was
not a surprise announcement). It is also -3 in attack, and +1 defence. An adjustment
to that attack base/favourite learn sure could have changed her future outlook.
-- Hal O'Gen
Otto's Mechanics
Duelmaster of Morya
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
MORYA brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Later days, BIG LAKE PURE, since
OTTO'S MECHANICS took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. OTTO'S
MECHANICS turned their 4-1-1 turn into a 1st place rank in the listings this turn.
Any better than this, and you get put on hit lists. Now let's all watch DIZNEE's
heads swell from their 4-1-1 this turn. Haa ha ha ha! Big shots, big talk, big
deal. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see CAL LIPPER win a fight and gain
15 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, CAL LIPPER beat THE VIBE and THE VIBE lost 8 points.
You're breakin' my heart. PULLED MUSCLE challenged MORYA's Duelmaster for a shot at
the throne. And if variety is the spice of life, MORYA may be getting bland, as HAL
O'GEN stays top dog in the city. Salty's Chowder House, humph! I've tasted better
ale at mortuaries. Where do they get this stuff? From MORYA's trash dumps?
He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward. MORYA,
I am losing what little hope I had in you. BIG LAKE PURE the most avoided team?
What insult will suffice, I cannot say. And it looks like OTTO'S MECHANICS avoided
them the most this turn. What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me. Hmph. Ooh,
I'm frightfully impressed, MYRON MEI was this turn's most challenged warrior. Watch
that ego swell, sports fans. I notice STRETCH MARKS challenging down 23 points to
fight REALITY STIMULATION, BASH BROS BODY doubtless has some rotten excuse for such
an insult to honor. And golly gee, STRETCH MARKS defeated REALITY STIMULATION.
Aren't we all surprised and impressed? Now look at this. ROSE PURITY challenged
down 20 against DODGE BULLETS' DALE AUTRY. What a weasel! And sorry to say, ROSE
PURITY defeated DALE AUTRY, leaving a bad feeling with the crowd. I think exploitive
snob is the term I'm looking for.
Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's
see if anyone's dead or dying. I could say I saw this coming, but so could anyone
else. Anyway, this turn it came. FATIGUE's 15-5-0 has earned him the Dark Arena.
Now hey, I like to see a death as much as the next guy, but hey BASH BROS BODY, whyja
send FATIGUE to the Dark Arena, look at his record, huh? BIG LAKE PURE has cause to
pause today, as ANDERS SLOWEYE was sent to the Dark Arena, and came back--though not
in the best of moods, I'll wager. Whoa! I'll even buy ANNE T LOCH-BRAEK a drink
tonight! Anyone who can come back from the Dark Arena, I want to be on hers good
side! We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with
you sooner that later?
There's got to be a better place in MORYA to get a drink than Salty's Chowder
House! Any suggestions? Phlllt! Just had to do that before I leave the fine city
of MORYA. I feel much better now. Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need
the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HAL O'GEN 5711 15 12 0 116 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FRECKLES 5695 17 3 1 123 BOOK OF THOMAS (584)
CAL LIPPER 5710 15 11 1 98 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STRETCH MARKS 5783 11 3 0 95 BASH BROS BODY (541)
MYRON MEI 5081 20 20 0 94 DODGE BULLETS (126)
STORM WARNING 5033 17 39 0 94 DODGE BULLETS (126)
PULLED MUSCLE 5763 12 9 0 91 BASH BROS BODY (541)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE VIBE 5781 9 6 0 89 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
AXLE FOLEY 5061 14 36 0 84 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
-CASANOVA 4886 9 8 0 77 BIZARRO SQUAD (537)
ROSE PURITY 5808 10 4 1 71 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
REALITY STIMULATION 5754 18 14 0 70 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-JIM GAFFIGAN 5773 8 7 1 66 COMIC RELIEF (591)
-HARVEST MOON 5618 12 6 1 62 LUNAE MILITES (387)
HONEST JOHN 5685 8 3 0 60 DIZNEE (581)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FOXWORTHY 5782 7 4 0 48 COMIC RELIEF (591)
LATELY STONE 5769 10 15 1 46 DODGE BULLETS (126)
DALE AUTRY 5784 9 11 0 43 DODGE BULLETS (126)
-SLAPPY SQUIRREL 5640 5 4 3 40 THE ANIMANIACS (563)
-KEITH MOON 5809 5 7 0 40 LUNAE MILITES (387)
-TODD MAYES 4883 6 9 4 38 BIZARRO SQUAD (537)
-YAKKO 5681 5 3 0 36 THE ANIMANIACS (563)
-ENGVALL 5778 6 8 1 34 COMIC RELIEF (591)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GUS TANK 5855 2 0 0 33 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
STURDEVANT 5828 5 4 0 28 DODGE BULLETS (126)
-STEVEN WRIGHT 5772 4 11 1 28 COMIC RELIEF (591)
NO FIZZLE 5758 5 7 1 26 BOOK OF THOMAS (584)
-JEFF DUNHAM 5777 4 10 0 26 COMIC RELIEF (591)
GOOFY 5844 4 2 0 26 DIZNEE (581)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MISTY MOONGLOW 5460 4 3 0 23 BIZARRO SQUAD (537)
-MALAGAR 5842 2 0 0 23 DEZ-GO (597)
-MOON KNIGHT 5853 2 0 0 23 LUNAE MILITES (387)
-LAYLEAN 5839 1 1 0 23 DEZ-GO (597)
-WAKKO 5859 1 0 0 17 THE ANIMANIACS (563)
LITTLE STICK 5864 1 1 0 15 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
-UNIBROW 5802 1 1 0 15 BOOK OF THOMAS (584)
FLAT CHEST 5835 2 2 0 14 BASH BROS BODY (541)
-MOONFLOWER 5852 2 1 0 8 LUNAE MILITES (387)
-HAALARA 5840 1 1 0 8 DEZ-GO (597)
BRER RABBIT 5865 1 0 1 7 DIZNEE (581)
BRER FOX 5866 1 0 0 6 DIZNEE (581)
-GORZUHM GO 5838 1 1 0 4 DEZ-GO (597)
CHALLENGER 5868 0 1 0 1 BOOK OF THOMAS (584)
-ASHER 5459 0 1 0 1 BIZARRO SQUAD (537)
-MINERVA MINK 5860 0 1 0 1 THE ANIMANIACS (563)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
FATIGUE 5775 15 6 0 BASH BROS BODY 541 ARENAMASTER NOR 465 NONE
VISGER MENTL 5830 3 2 0 BIG LAKE PURE 568 ENGVALL 5778 462
MASSEY 5867 0 1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 584 BRER RABBIT 5865 465
MONSTRO 5858 1 2 0 DIZNEE 581 ARENAMASTER NOR 465 NONE
JIMMY THE DOOR 5834 2 2 0 OTTO'S MECHANICS 226 SLAPPY SQUIRREL 5640 461 NONE
DOT 5156 10 12 0 THE ANIMANIACS 563 JIM GAFFIGAN 5773 463
PERSONAL ADS
We congratulate the grads: Fatigue, Anders Sloweye, and Anne T Loch-Braek. -- Dodge
Bullets
Reality Stimulation -- But I don't know if I can handle the stimulation. Wears me out.
-- Myron Mei
P.S. Getting old is not for the weaklings.
Honest John -- No, I do NOT want you to do it again. It's a lot of trouble to heal an
elbow. -- Lately Stone
Hal O'Gen -- You were blinding out there. -- Storm Warning
Rose Purity -- By any other name, would you hit as hard? -- Dale Autry
He was probably not an Osksian born. But he lost well, so it's okay. -- Sturdevant
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FATIGUE was butchered by ARENAMASTER NOR in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ANDERS SLOWEYE savagely slew SPYMASTER in a exciting 3 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
ANNE T LOCH-BRAEK viciously butchered SPYMASTER in a 2 minute Dark Arena brawl.
MONSTRO was assassinated by ARENAMASTER NOR in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
PULLED MUSCLE was devastated by HAL O'GEN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title brawl.
STRETCH MARKS savagely defeated REALITY STIMULATION in a 7 minute Challenge struggle.
CAL LIPPER unbelievably bested THE VIBE in a 2 minute expert's Challenge fight.
AXLE FOLEY lost to STORM WARNING in a action packed 3 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
ROSE PURITY overpowered DALE AUTRY in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge fight.
GUS TANK overpowered FLAT CHEST in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MYRON MEI subdued CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
STURDEVANT was demolished by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
HONEST JOHN handily defeated LATELY STONE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
GOOFY overpowered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
NO FIZZLE overcame LITTLE STICK in a 1 minute master vs. amateur bout.
BRER RABBIT viciously butchered MASSEY in a 2 minute brutal novice's fight.
BRER FOX narrowly defeated CHALLENGER in a 3 minute gory novice's bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 6 STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 12 - 1 59 |
|WALL OF STEEL 6 LUNGING ATTACK 30 - 22 - 3 58 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 PARRY-STRIKE 10 - 8 - 0 56 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 36 - 32 - 3 53 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 30 - 32 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 12 - 3 45 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 17 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 3 - 0 40 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 BASHING ATTACK 17 - 29 - 0 37 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 15 - 1 29 |
Turn 465 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 3 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 3 - 3 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 3
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK HAL O'GEN 5711 15 12 0 116 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
WALL OF STEEL CAL LIPPER 5710 15 11 1 98 OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
AIMED BLOW STRETCH MARKS 5783 11 3 0 95 BASH BROS BODY (541)
PARRY-STRIKE PULLED MUSCLE 5763 12 9 0 91 BASH BROS BODY (541)
LUNGING ATTACK THE VIBE 5781 9 6 0 89 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
TOTAL PARRY REALITY STIMULATION 5754 18 14 0 70 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
BASHING ATTACK HONEST JOHN 5685 8 3 0 60 DIZNEE (581)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MYRON MEI 5081. The most popular warrior this turn
was STRETCH MARKS 5783. The ten other most popular fighters were STORM WARNING 5033,
AXLE FOLEY 5061, THE VIBE 5781, GUS TANK 5855, CHALLENGER 5868, CAL LIPPER 5710,
MYRON MEI 5081, HONEST JOHN 5685, BRER RABBIT 5865, and BRER FOX 5866.
The least popular fighter this week was STURDEVANT 5828. The other ten least popular
fighters were FLAT CHEST 5835, DALE AUTRY 5784, REALITY STIMULATION 5754, PULLED
MUSCLE 5763, MONSTRO 5858, MASSEY 5867, LITTLE STICK 5864, GOOFY 5844, LATELY STONE
5769, and NO FIZZLE 5758.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
HAL O'GEN (28-5711) OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
ANNE T LOCH-BRAEK (28-5587) OTTO'S MECHANICS (226)
ANDERS SLOWEYE (28-5740) BIG LAKE PURE (568)
FATIGUE (28-5775) BASH BROS BODY (541)
FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LXV
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
TEQUILA 5341 (110-81-2) 10 3 0 BIG SHOTS
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
RARE BREED 5350 (72-38-0) 7 3 0 BIG SHOTS
CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ANNE T LOCH-BRAEK 5587 (13-4-0) 6 3 0 OTTO'S MECHANICS
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
KEITH MOON 5809 (5-7-0) 5 3 0 LUNAE MILITES
SHERE KHAN 5521 (10-8-0) 1 3 0 DIZNEE
KASSUR 4362 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 DARK ORDER
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MALEFICENT 5683 (9-0-1) 9 3 0 DIZNEE
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
GUS TANK 5855 (0-0-0) 4 3 0 OTTO'S MECHANICS