DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/01/2022 Duedate: 04/28/2022
MORYA ARENA
DM-28 TURN-473
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
STRETCH MARKS
BASH BROS BODY (541)
(28-5783) [15-7-0,111]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ROSE PURITY MICHTER
BIG LAKE PURE (568) 2111 BOURBON ST (599)
(28-5808) [16-6-2,129] (28-5884) [1-2-0,26]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
STRETCH MARKS LITTLE STICK
BASH BROS BODY (541) BIG LAKE PURE (568)
(28-5783) [15-7-0,111] (28-5864) [5-5-0,47]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BIG LAKE PURE (568)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BIG LAKE PURE (568) 60
2. BASH BROS BODY (541) 18 BASH BROS BODY (541)
3. BOOK OF THOMAS (584) 16 Unchartered Team
4. SERPENTS HOLD (575) 0
5. DEZ-GO (597) 0 2111 BOURBON ST (599)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 BASH BROS BODY (541) 236 177 6 57.1 1/ 2 BIG LAKE PURE (568) 10 4 2
2/ 3 BIG LAKE PURE (568) 253 223 25 53.2 2/ 1 DODGE BULLETS (126) 8 7 0
3/ 4 BOOK OF THOMAS (584) 74 70 7 51.4 3/ 3 BASH BROS BODY (541) 7 4 1
4/ 5 DODGE BULLETS (126) 616 668 19 48.0 4/ 5 BOOK OF THOMAS (584) 4 5 0
5- 6*DEZ-GO (597) 9 10 0 47.4 5/ 8*2111 BOURBON ST (599) 1 5 0
6- 7 SERPENTS HOLD (575) 55 92 2 37.4 6- 7 SERPENTS HOLD (575) 1 7 0
7/ 8*2111 BOURBON ST (599) 1 5 0 16.7 7- 6*DEZ-GO (597) 1 7 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
My reality is stimulating enough, thank you very much. 15-13-19-11-13-4-9 medium
shield! Ack. Moderate/low. Not going to make the change.
-- Storm Warning
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last
week's fights. Say good-bye to DODGE BULLETS, as they are pushed from the coveted
top team spot by the BIG LAKE PURE stable. Coming up with a solid 0-1-0 outing, 2111
BOURBON ST has advanced 3 places in the rankings. Advancing in the rankings was BIG
LAKE PURE who went from last turn's 249-223-23, to this week's record of 253-223-25.
Hey everybody, watch out for ROSE PURITY, who flew up 27 points in the rankings after
mashing MYRON MEI like a melon. Keep your eye on this gal. And falling like a
basher in the top ten was STURDEVANT, who dropped 18 points after a disappointing (to
say the least) bout with CHALLENGER. What does the Duelmaster and Piltdown Man have
in common? They are both the most challenged apes in human history! Heyheyhey!
It's a proud day for the BASH BROS BODY stable, as their warrior, STRETCH MARKS,
ascended the Duelmaster's throne. 4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body,
so try and avoid aiming at that location.
Here is other news that is of note. Here's a song for you: Who's afraid of the
big, bad DIZNEE? Big bad DIZNEE. Big bad DIZNEE. MORYA's afraid of the big bad
DIZNEE. Tra la la la la! For those of you who like math, try this one: DIZNEE +
Weapons That go Boom = BASH BROS BODY + Avoid City.
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! Proving again that MORYA is not
rated G, ROSE PURITY of the BIG LAKE PURE slew the warrior MYRON MEI in a rather
bloody bout. Let's look for a bloodfeud. Knowing when to use the right tactics at
the proper time is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian,
but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors. Its been real, and its been fun,
but it hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STRETCH MARKS 5783 15 7 0 111 BASH BROS BODY (541)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ROSE PURITY 5808 16 6 2 129 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
-FRECKLES 5695 17 3 1 123 BOOK OF THOMAS (584)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MAMBA 5373 12 7 1 89 SERPENTS HOLD (575)
REALITY STIMULATION 5754 21 19 0 86 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DALE AUTRY 5784 14 14 0 58 DODGE BULLETS (126)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHALLENGER 5868 4 4 1 52 BOOK OF THOMAS (584)
LITTLE STICK 5864 5 5 0 47 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
STURDEVANT 5828 10 7 1 38 DODGE BULLETS (126)
-MALAGAR 5842 4 2 0 38 DEZ-GO (597)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MARY CHRISMESS 5895 3 1 1 26 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
MICHTER 5884 1 2 0 26 2111 BOURBON ST (599)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FETT 5907 1 0 0 20 SERPENTS HOLD (575)
HERNIA 5879 2 2 0 18 BASH BROS BODY (541)
-UNIBROW 5802 1 1 0 15 BOOK OF THOMAS (584)
-GORZUHM GO 5838 2 2 0 10 DEZ-GO (597)
-LAYLEAN 5839 2 3 0 9 DEZ-GO (597)
KUBOTA 5886 2 2 0 8 BOOK OF THOMAS (584)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HAALARA 5840 1 1 0 8 DEZ-GO (597)
-THE COLDEST ONE 5841 0 2 0 2 DEZ-GO (597)
-RECOIL 5902 0 1 0 1 SERPENTS HOLD (575)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MAG OUCHFIST 5880 1 1 0 BIG LAKE PURE 568 BRER RABBIT 5865 469 REVENGED
HEDIES 5912 0 1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 584 HIGH ELF 473 NONE
BRER FOX 5866 3 3 0 DIZNEE 581 STURDEVANT 5828 470
EARLY STONE 5896 2 2 0 DODGE BULLETS 126 MARY CHRISMESS 5895 473
MYRON MEI 5081 22 26 0 DODGE BULLETS 126 ROSE PURITY 5808 473
PERSONAL ADS
Dale Autry -- Such deception!! Are you not the very mage that summoned us here? --
Layteam
Sturdevant -- I must be an agricultural consultant, clearly I don't fight very well at
all. -- Malagar
Early Stone -- I happen to like my cold pointy ears. -- The Coldest One
Little Stick -- You lose well, and you surely do suck up those skills. -- Dale Autry,
not grudging them.
Rose Purity -- Your strength is great because your heart is pure? -- Myron Mei
Malagar -- Maybe I should sell my "special move" as a sleeping aid. -- Sturdevant
Hernia -- What good will skills do you? Sounds counter productive to me. -- Early
Stone
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
HEDIES was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
STORM WARNING was viciously subdued by STRETCH MARKS in a 1 minute Title duel.
MYRON MEI was assassinated by ROSE PURITY in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
REALITY STIMULATION outwaited CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 13 minute one-sided fight.
STURDEVANT was bested by CHALLENGER in a 1 minute gruesome brawl.
DALE AUTRY overpowered MICHTER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
LITTLE STICK viciously subdued THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a popular 2 minute competition.
HERNIA unbelievably bested KUBOTA in a 2 minute gruesome beginner's duel.
MARY CHRISMESS assassinated EARLY STONE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 4 WALL OF STEEL 25 - 19 - 4 57 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 10 - 8 - 1 56 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 LUNGING ATTACK 19 - 16 - 1 54 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 7 - 0 50 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 14 - 14 - 6 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 14 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 AIMED BLOW 14 - 23 - 0 38 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 15 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 TOTAL PARRY 3 - 9 - 0 25 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 3 - 0 25 |
Turn 473 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW STRETCH MARKS 5783 15 7 0 111 BASH BROS BODY (541)
WALL OF STEEL ROSE PURITY 5808 16 6 2 129 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
TOTAL PARRY REALITY STIMULATION 5754 21 19 0 86 BIG LAKE PURE (568)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is STRETCH MARKS 5783. The most popular warrior this
turn was LITTLE STICK 5864. The ten other most popular fighters were STRETCH MARKS
5783, KUBOTA 5886, CHALLENGER 5868, DALE AUTRY 5784, ROSE PURITY 5808, HERNIA 5879,
MARY CHRISMESS 5895, HEDIES 5912, MYRON MEI 5081, and STURDEVANT 5828.
The least popular fighter this week was REALITY STIMULATION 5754. The other ten
least popular fighters were EARLY STONE 5896, MICHTER 5884, STURDEVANT 5828, MYRON
MEI 5081, HEDIES 5912, MARY CHRISMESS 5895, HERNIA 5879, ROSE PURITY 5808, DALE AUTRY
5784, and CHALLENGER 5868.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
STORM WARNING (28-5033) DODGE BULLETS (126)
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
BLACK GENESIS (13-4223) of THE BLACK CHAPEL (447)
CORSAIR (28-5198) of SEA DOGS (567)
ANIMAL COLLECTIVE (43-5198) of COLLEGE RADIO (520)
ANTHONY HENDAY (71-7253) of 100% CANADIAN (280)
CASTLE OF STORMS (82-6333) of IMMORTAL EMPIRE (883)
STOOL SAMPLE (82-49946) of EXTRA FURNITURE (8394)
FRANCIS CLARK (82-55500) of MEDAL OF HONOR J1 (9382)
BARF (84-14598) of 4-LETTER VOMIT (2567)
MY DYING BED (84-32882) of TIME OF DYIN' (5765)
SAUSAGE PUFF (84-45806) of BACON AND BEER (7915)
SASMA (84-47473) of THIRSTY THUGS 1421 (8202)
PRESTO GEISHA (84-51434) of THIRSTY THUGS 1471 (8830)
BLEAK PRIEST (85-1939) of THIRSTY THUGS 1531 (354)
MAFIA FALLACY (85-8131) of THIRSTY THUGS 161W (1478)
SCRAM MOLE (85-9708) of THIRSTY THUGS 1631 (1766)
FALLING BEAD (85-14843) of THIRSTY THUGS 163U (2720)
LINT (85-19646) of STILL MORE GUYS (3593)
MONSTER BISQUE (85-26261) of SATAN'S SOUPS II (4815)
BOB (85-46383) of PUPPY DOG PALS (8461)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes